Pork Secretos

[Anonymous No.20255057]

What do I do with this? A friend gave it to me months ago and I need to make room in my freezer and I’m about to grind this for bolognese if I can’t think of something else.

[Anonymous No.20255061]

why don't you cram it up your ass stewart

[Anonymous No.20255068]

>>20255061
That was the name of the pizza

[Anonymous No.20255077]

>Mfw you just know Stewart's dog fucked his mom

[Anonymous No.20255084]

>>20255068
post hot mom stewart

[Anonymous No.20255087]

>>20255057
I would like to masturbate to your mother, Stewie. Can you please help me out?

[Anonymous No.20255088]

>>20255068
post ur mom

[Anonymous No.20255095]

>>20255084
>>20255087
>>20255088
tell me what to I can do with this cut of pork and maybe I will help you, yes?

[Anonymous No.20255102]

>>20255095
put it on a pizza named stewart

[Anonymous No.20255112]

>>20255095
Feed it to your dog so he has the energy to pork your mom all night, if you sniff my drift.

[Anonymous No.20255114]

>>20255057
>I can’t think of something else

What's so difficult about it?
Some oil in a pan, heat on high and then make that bad boy scream for roast flavor.
Then reduce heat and let it more simmer than fry until cooked through. Goes well with 'tatoes but whatever you like as side dish is fine.

[Anonymous No.20255115]

>>20255095
OK, wrap it round the inside of a pint glass, then stick your penis in it, fuck it whilst thinking of your mother

[Anonymous No.20255132]

>>20255095
cram lel
jk not really
why don't you just salt and pepper it
cast iron med high
sear 4 mins each side
post hot mom
take secret pork off cast iron
done

[Anonymous No.20255146]

>>20255057
secreto is the best piece of a pork. best from bbq but pan sear is also good. it can be a lil pink on the inside. enjoy

[Anonymous No.20255151]

>>20255057
>grind this for bolognese
I wouldn't, it's a grilling cut: https://barbecuebible.com/2014/10/14/secreto-secret-cut-pork/
If you boil it in a sauce the fat will render and be greasy
Make fajitas with it and eat it with warm tortillas, salsa, coleslaw, and maybe some chips or beans and rice

[Anonymous No.20255249]

>>20255057
you should choke on it and die

[Anonymous No.20255252]

>>20255057
Post mama stewart, stewart

[Anonymous No.20255275]

you need to trim your dog nails

[Anonymous No.20255276]

>>20255057
A mutt and his mutt. Post your mom, Stew.

[Anonymous No.20255297]

>>20255061
you should cram the end of a loaded shotgun barrel in your ass and shoot it

[Anonymous No.20255478]

Stewart, your mom is a piece of shit cunt for raising such an insufferable fat legged narcissist like you. No one gives a fuck about you or your faggot blogposts. I hope your emotional support fighting dog eats your hands so you can’t post your dumb attention whore pictures anymore. Fuck off, Stew. And tell your mom to eat more and drink less. She’s getting that fifty year old alcoholic bony Crypt Keeper look.

[Anonymous No.20255485]

>>20255057
>shitbull
I already know you're a faggot.

[Anonymous No.20255493]

>>20255297
sounds kinda gay but i'll give it a shot bro lol

[Anonymous No.20255496]

>>20255057
Cute dog

[Anonymous No.20255506]

>>20255496
That is literally OPs certified psychiatric service dog because OP has anxiety and I guess legally open carrying a murder dog everywhere is better at reducing anxiety than a Xanax.

[Anonymous No.20255527]

ITT people are seething because "stewart" have a mom and dog that love him

[Anonymous No.20255533]

>>20255527
Oh I'm seething. I'm dying for his mom to love ME. And I would love her vagina. I would love it a lot. Ohh I'm fucking edging

[Anonymous No.20255545]

>>20255527
Yeah I'm sure OP is such a happy well-adjusted individual with his shitbull "service dog" making gay discord blogposts.

[Anonymous No.20256150]

Nigger dog

[Anonymous No.20256232]

>>20256150
don't be rude
>>20255496
thanks

[Anonymous No.20256279]

>>20256232
Filthy dog paws on the couch. Gross. Isn’t Staffy a trained service dog? He knows better, Stewart. Stop enabling his bad behavior.

[Anonymous No.20256283]

shitbulls are so fucking ugly why do people buy this breed?

[Anonymous No.20256302]

>>20255057
Comfy Stewart thread, get in here!

[Anonymous No.20256308]

>>20256283
What'd you just say, you pile of shit?

[Anonymous No.20256309]

>>20256279
its not a trained animal its an emotional support animal or whatever, stewart is such a bitch

[Anonymous No.20256316]

>>20256308
shitbulls are ugly
is that thing supposed to convince anyone otherwise

[Anonymous No.20256317]

>>20256308
Looks like a piece of shit. Here's a real dog

[Anonymous No.20256344]

>>20256279
He doesn’t have his work uniform on

[Anonymous No.20256370]

>>20256309
>emotional support dog
>miniature shit bull
I’m thinking this Stewart fella might be a little light in the Doc Martens if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.20256372]

>>20255527
What makes him so smug?

[Anonymous No.20256375]

>>20255057
shitbulls are objectively the worst breed of dog and need to be outlawed and put down.

[Anonymous No.20256396]

>>20256316
>>20256370
>>20256375
he's not a pit bull.

[Anonymous No.20256401]

>>20256316
>>20256317
Keep buying up the meme thoughts, retards. She's awesome. Very sweet, too