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20244929 No.20244929 [Reply] [Original]

This is the only chef with /ck/ blessing

>> No.20244959

>>20244929
jack scalfani

>> No.20244966

>>20244929
We hate him for being Jewish as we're into redpilled beliefs
>>20244959
>jack scalfani
based, this guy is more like us, i.e. fat, ugly, stupid, and obnoxious.
Same for the guy who cooks in hotels, he represents true incel 'not my problem fuck sex-havers' energy

>> No.20244984

>>20244959
Jack who?

>> No.20244991
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20244991

And pic related and Maangchi. Unless we're talking pre-Youtube, nobody else gets a pass.

>> No.20244993

>>20244966
Go back to /pol/, chud

>> No.20245011

>>20244929
This dude ran out of content years ago and now keeps on making mediocre random shit

>> No.20245035

>>20244984
SCALFANI, THE ONE WITH THE DEAD ARM

>> No.20245042

>>20244991
>Maangchi
Yeah, I like her. She seems fun, and I don't know much about Korean food.

>> No.20245048

>>20245035
ayo no need to yell, I'm right here...

>> No.20245052

Chef Jean Pierre and his onyo
also I'm gay for Bruno(no homo)

>> No.20245061

>>20244993
>chud
silence, Chapotranny

>> No.20245066

>>20245042
She's also like, pushing 70, we should all be so lucky

>> No.20245074
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>>20244984

>> No.20245093

>>20245042
Those three get a pass because they're the only ones where any thread about them is actually talking about the food, and not stupid e-celeb gossip or /pol/ shit.

>> No.20245155
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>>20245061
Chud

>> No.20245167
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20245167

Um. Anon. I think you may have forgotten someone.

>> No.20245174

>>20245167
Him showing a barely cooked asparagus that the shaved the base off of instead of discarded into an omelet made me lose all respect for him. Yeah, that's what I want to wake up to, some hunky-ass root vegetable in my breakfast omelet.
It makes you think, what other crappy culinary choices do you make?

>> No.20245176

>>20244929
i dont watch jews. chef joh mitzewich from california can suck my uncircumcised dick

>> No.20245188

>>20244929
Not Charisse?

https://youtu.be/IwIwTdBOJvk?feature=shared

>> No.20245203

>>20245176
He's actually pretty good though. I use him for a jumping-off point on most recipes I use. Despite being gayer than a queer on Castro St San Francisco.
The older ones where he doesn't have the up-tone to every single sentence are easier to watch.

>> No.20245221

>>20244929
I don't care about /ck/'s blessing. He's MY guy.

>> No.20245226
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>>20245188
Reminder SHE WON

>> No.20245489
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20245489

>>20244929
>he doesn't know about the chef of valhalla
>>20244993
>>20245061
>>20245155
none of you are allowed in valhalla.

>> No.20245494

>>20245489
>seething gay ass /pol/shit
Sorry you're so fragile you can't even cook food without getting political.

>> No.20245505
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20245505

such a shame that non french speakers will never know how glorious this nigga is

>> No.20245506

>>20245494
Unless someone white is cooking something other than a mayo sandwich, then you have to lecture them about cultural appropriation right xister?

>> No.20245515

>>20245505
The old geezer taught me how to cook during COVID. Hidden YouTube legend.
No verification needed pour la table 55.
Toujours super nickel.

>> No.20245522

>>20245494
>getting political
what psychosis is it called when people see words that never were posted?

>> No.20245537
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>>20245522
It's called "the target isn't looking at pol anymore, quick, move operation to ck" disorder.
Picrel is similar phenotype to OP and eats a lot of mayonnaise. Too much, IMO.

>> No.20245562

>>20245167
the undisputed king

>> No.20245568

>>20245505
>>20245515
Dude is impeccable.

>> No.20245571

actual /ck/ approved cooks:
Bruno Albouze
Chef Jean Pierre
Jacques Pepin
Marco Pierre
Internet Shaquille
Helen Rennie

Chef John is reddit, sorry

>> No.20245583

>>20244929
This guy is too based for this world
>>20244991
RIP Francis

>> No.20245587

>>20244991
>mascot of your cooking channel is a dog
>dogs have short lifespans
she didn't think that one through

>> No.20245596
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20245596

I'd trust Albouze with my fucking life.

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>>20244929
Step aside

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>>20245571
>Chef John is reddit

I will find you where you live and insert a whole shaker of cayenne into your urethra for saying that. Jimmy "Kenji Lopez" Alt is the reddit chef

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>>20245494
Wouldn't the one whom is fragile be who has such an aversion to words they cant be in the same place and want people they disagree with to leave?

>> No.20245737

>>20244929
His videos and food are great but holy shit that fucking voice is unbearable. He talks normally in his old videos so he must be doing it to spite us or something.

>> No.20245755

>>20245571
>Helen Rennie
She wears a very interesting pendant in her videos dont you think

>> No.20245796

>>20244929
He was court martialed for war crimes in Grenada
Look it up

>> No.20246141
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20246141

I’m disappointed in all of you that this god hasn’t been mentioned.

>> No.20246159

>>20244929
>>20245596
If you're not down with Bruno there's a 98% chance you are a homo.
He and John together have you covered for almost anything imaginable.

>> No.20246171

>>20245796
Must have gotten out of hand with the ole tappa tappa.

>> No.20246226

>>20245505
>supernickel
>CHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHOPCHCHCHCHCHC

>> No.20246249

>>20245203
>The older ones where he doesn't have the up-tone to every single sentence are easier to watch.
I absolutely cannot stand the way he talks. Drives me insane. Watched a few videos and never again. He sounds like some dumb valley girl.

>> No.20246253

>>20245647
Sam the cooking kike is the final boss of reddit cooks.

>> No.20246264

>>20245647
Kenji is cringe but if you separate the work from the artist he makes good recipes and has good home-cook advice

>> No.20246330
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AHEM

>> No.20246533

>>20244966
what makes you think he is jewish?

>> No.20246577

>>20246533
All I can think of is his last name and him being from New York

>> No.20246591

>>20245596
This individual is definitely not heterosexual

>> No.20246604

>>20244929
/ck/ stands for Cowboy Kent

>> No.20246619

>>20246264
That may be but I just can't watch someone THAT performative and politically obsessed

>> No.20246625

>>20245537
Sandwiches of history guy rules. Dude makes some super comfy content

>> No.20246636

>>20246619
>can't watch
Luckily he writes books and articles that you can get for free

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>>20246577
He's from bumfuck nowhere upstate new york, could just be a regular old polack.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mitzewich

>> No.20246654

>>20244984
Idk, some guy.

>> No.20246661
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goose crew

>> No.20246775

>>20246264
>Still being in your "heckin' science!" Phase of cooking

90% of what he does is placebo that appeals to midwit redditor types

>> No.20246890

>>20246661
>Trusting anyone who burned down their own house

>> No.20247166

>>20246141
I miss him dearly. My friend and I used to watch him in high school and talk about him.

>> No.20247605

>>20246775
Did you know that hot food cools down faster putting it straight in the fridge than by leaving it on the counter to cool and then putting it in the fridge?

>> No.20247653

>>20245226
why does she look like a drug addict?

>> No.20247658

>>20245522
It's a retard seething at a popular talented Polish chef while insisting you can only follow talentless "le nordic viking huwite man" cooking videos. See here: >>20245489
100% polgarbage.

>> No.20247659

>>20245647
this
kenji is peak glurgewit

>> No.20248246

I watch Brian Lagerstrom and sometimes Weissman because they use grams and not just burger units

>> No.20248299

>>20246619
he's not, you're mentally ill and need to readjust your sensibilities

>> No.20248315

>>20244959
false

>> No.20248459

>>20248246
I like that Korean cooking videos will subtitle both units in.

>> No.20248504

>>20248299
I don't know anything about his politics (wouldn't be surprised though, I mean come on look at that name, it's like asian+latino+gay+woman all in one). I just reject his materialist sCiEnCe approach to hamburgers and steaks.

>>20248246
metric system is marxist trash

>> No.20248513

>>20246141
Based Jack enjoyer
(I still have no idea how his daughters are so good looking with half his genetics)

>> No.20248515

>>20248246
Avoirdupois, and therefore, Customary, was designed around cooking
Metric is arbitrary

>> No.20248671

>>20248504
>>20248515
Metric is much more accurate for baking

>> No.20248774

>>20247653
I think it's that one chick /ck/ obsessed over for a while who has cerebral palsy. She made a video of herself very shittily making pancakes and every incel here wanted to get her pregnant. I guess one of them finally succeeded.

>> No.20248793

>>20248671
For home cooking, sure, but for baking at scale it doesn't matter

>> No.20248794

>>20248515
Measuring all stuff with caps is retarded

>> No.20248798

>>20248794
cups*

>> No.20248804

>>20248794
Good thing there are a lot of other units in these systems

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20250100

>>20244929
>gives you reliable, detailed yet easy-to-follow baking recipes in your path

Heh, nothin' personnel kid.

>> No.20250109

>>20248671
metric is soulless and dead

>> No.20250381

>>20248513
the fat bastard genetics at work

>> No.20250405

>>20246661
based chadam poster

>> No.20250417

>>20246330
based bog witch cooking from her hovel with her mongoloid son with an increasingly worrying tumor

>> No.20250443

>>20245537
i was wondering what eric wareheim was up to these days

>> No.20250450

>>20245796
it is well known that being delicious is a crime in Grenada. Chef John did nothing wrong

>> No.20250464

>>20245596
just scrolled through a bunch of his channel and watched a couple things. his food looks great but i'm not gonna actually make 99% of that stuff.

>> No.20250702

>>20246604
Based.

>> No.20250716

>>20244993
Go jack of to horse lolicon vaush

>> No.20250721
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20250721

>>20246641
Confirmed Jewish.

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>>20246253
>Sam the cooking kike

>> No.20250751

>>20248513
Could be that he was a handsome bastard when he was younger, pumped his wife up with a couple of kids and got comfortable and fat.

>> No.20250756

>>20244984
Jack Mihoff

>> No.20250759

>>20244929
Martin Yan
Who is this mid tier clown (img) related
Add paprika

>> No.20250977

>>20248504
>I just reject his materialist sCiEnCe approach to hamburgers and steaks.
>metric system is marxist trash
I repeat, you are mentally ill

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20251030

>>20250721
This is cooking tho, does it really matter if hes jewish?

>> No.20251043

>>20244929
You have to curate his stuff. Classic western cuisine recipes, he’s your man. He tries out some weird Asian-Mexican fusion recipe where he mixes natto and guacamole with a dashi broth and arbol chili reduction, 9 times out of 10 it’s gonna reeeeeeeally suck.

>> No.20251052

>>20245226
damn she's radiating happiness

>> No.20251055

>>20245052
>30 minute episode for a beef bourguignon or other basic recipe
>Constantly references other videos’ recipeswhich are also 30 minutes +
>Half of it is his cleaning up shit ocd
>Printed recipes full of typos and other mistakes so you better know what you’re doing brother
This nigga needs to hire editors like the army of commis chefs he has to wash the mountain of pots and pans he uses to make each dish.

>> No.20251058

>>20245505
Comment il s’appelle my man

>> No.20251070

>>20245226
good for her

>> No.20251074
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20251074

>>20244929
>>20244966
Chef John fucking HATES Trump and won't shut up about it on his Twitter, but he keeps that shit out of the cooking videos and that's good enough for me.

Also, Maangchi is /ck/ approved

>> No.20251091

>>20244929
Russian Cooking guy (CookinginRussia?) and the obese cajun guy who sadly passed on are my two faves

>> No.20251092

>>20246141
YES
based

>> No.20251098

cooking with the blues. Daddy Jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKvX4LdXp_0

and cooking in russia (now cooking in finland)
https://www.youtube.com/@CookinginRussia

>> No.20251221

>>20251058
Chef Michel Dumas

>> No.20251631

https://www.youtube.com/@CookingwithShotgunRed/videos
this dude died a couple years ago and his wife and daughter continue the channel
i liked shotgun red

>> No.20251789

>>20250405
Chudam Reddita