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20242986 No.20242986 [Reply] [Original]

you american dogs will make fun of brazilian pizza and then earnestly serve a pile of slop like this

>> No.20242991

>>20242986
only yankees (as in yankeedom, the northeastern portion of the US) eat that

>> No.20243004
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20243004

>>20242991
and what about a horrendous creation like this?
the st louis pizza

>> No.20243005

>>20242986
This post isn't really made by a Brazilian because the Brazilian Pizza restaurant meme is literally one chain that does it and it's not like something people make at home unless they're emulating it

>> No.20243010

>>20242986
I fucking hate American goyslop so much.

>> No.20243016
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20243016

>>20243005
we all eat this kind of pizza every single day and we love it
dont be brainwashed by the west, brazil is a paradise of big booty and experimental pizza

>> No.20243022
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>>20243004
>st louis
I understand the confusion, but this is culturally more related to the northeast than anywhere else.

>> No.20243025

>>20242986
Looks like some primo 'za. "Molto Benny" as my Nona would say in the old country!

>> No.20243110
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>> No.20243124

>>20242986
You don't like tomato soup topped with raw onion served in a bread bowl?

>> No.20243569

>>20243022
>>20242991
That's Chicago deep dish pizza and not a very good one

>> No.20243573

>>20243004
i highly doubt that’s her name but yes she’s horrendous

>> No.20243677

>>20242986
yeah because this tastes good
corn is for livestock

>> No.20243693
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20243693

Where did this idea originate?

>> No.20243756

>>20243693
From a true genius, ahead of their time.

>> No.20243768

>>20243693
This is cool but also sucks. Need a spoon or people are gonna double dip like crazy, especially after they slobber up all the good parts and need sauce for the crust.

>> No.20243777
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20243777

Literally Nobody: <says anything>
Brazillian pizza:

>> No.20243799

>>20243693
My bet's on Japan. They love to innovate crazy ideas like that.

>> No.20243800

>>20242991
wrong.

>> No.20243803

>>20242991
that's flyover "food." nobody in the northeast would be caught dead with that shit.

>> No.20243808

>>20243803
People on the coasts love to act like they're sophisticates even though almost all of them eat the same kinds of crap as people everywhere else in the country.

>> No.20243812

>>20243808
true, but this isn't the case. deep dish "pizza" is fucking disgusting and the northeast is above it.

>> No.20243815
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20243815

People in the Northeast will wolf down these things and then complain about Chicago dogs

>> No.20243821

>>20243812
In Connecticut they cook their pizzas with coal until they're sooty and charred on the bottom. I don't think the north east, or at least New England, is in any position to take shots at another region's pizza.

>> No.20243831

>>20243821
i'll eat charred CT pizza over midwest deep dish 100 times out of 100. deep dish is barely edible.

>> No.20243855

I had a deep dish in Mississippi. It was a decent pie. Nice and savory. Obviously not a pizza though.

>> No.20243858

>>20242986
i know us amerilards are fat but we don’t eat a brazilian pizzas. maybe a billion in a year but still

>> No.20243981

>>20243821
it imbues a delicious flavor and adds a nice crunchiness you fucking tasteless ape.

>> No.20243992

>>20242986
We Americans may talk shit online, but we'll eat ANY pizza that's being called pizza, honestly. I would love to try Brazilian pizza. I want to try Chicago deep dish, and I've had plenty of NY style. We may eat less of certain types of pizza, but we aren't turning down a slice if offered. Personally, I think pies with white sauce and chicken aren't pizza. And I'd never pay money for bacon ranch shit. But if I'm at a gathering and there's free pizza, I WILL eat any kind. And all of you will too.

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>>20243777
Lose that twitter style. It makes little sense. Surely you can express your ideas clearly if you applied yourself.

>> No.20244046

>>20243812
Nope. You'd eat it and enjoy it.

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>>20243693

>> No.20244143

>>20243016
That's a lot of onion.

>> No.20244167

>>20243821
that charring is a feature of the original pizza style, aka neapolitan style, and is a positive indicator that the pizza was cooked in a sufficiently hot oven. not exactly an abnormality specific to new england.

>> No.20244173

>>20242986
>seething at the purest form of innovation
I wonder if this cope will be passed down to generations.

>> No.20244240

>>20243010
Then stop eating it

>> No.20244242

>>20242991
That looks like a Chicago deep dish. And foreigners claim we can’t point out France on a map.

>> No.20244279

>>20243004
>and what about a horrendous creation like this?
the plated slop or the pig with glasses?

>> No.20244298

>>20243004
what's so horrendous about this..? It seems like a very thin pizza..?

>> No.20244744
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20244744

>peppers, onions, and mushrooms?
>nah, fuck that nasty shit

>m&m's and a fucking tire?
>*unzips dick*

>> No.20245425

>>20244744
w0wwa they put a le tire on a le pizza so random