why does /ck/ hate baking?

[Anonymous No.20238230]

i want to make this delicious basque cheesecake loaf n post it on youtube but nobody hearts baking .. :(

why do u all hate baking fun time?

[Anonymous No.20238238]

>>20238230
They don't work for a living and are worried about their waistlines.

[Anonymous No.20238241]

>>20238230
Shire reef Cletus Cornwood's running the whole damn show. Gotta let em know

[Anonymous No.20238247]

>>20238238
but u can just not eat the baked good or throw up or like anything else

[Anonymous No.20238248]

>>20238230
We don't, you're new

[Anonymous No.20238253]

>>20238247
Just break a sweat. We're not asking for much.

[Anonymous No.20238257]

>>20238248
you absolutely do. no baking threads stay up long and i have 2 ‘cooking’ vids which got 200+ views but my baking got less than 100 :(((((((((((

[Anonymous No.20238259]

>>20238230
Baking is science one does not just "wing it",
cooking is much more forgiving.

[Anonymous No.20238265]

>>20238253
yeah!!!!

[G8rH8r No.20238268]

cooking is art
baking is math and science
it’s not fun, it’s just following directions and a ton of cleanup, it just feels like work

[Anonymous No.20238274]

>>20238259
but thats why baking is so fun u get to mix and see the magic and cooking is just u give and u get

[Anonymous No.20238278]

>>20238268
>cooking is art
stfu CRINGE
baking is super fun and relaxing imo, just clean as u go and its not bad

[Anonymous No.20238279]

>>20238230
Do Americans really eat cake with a spoon?

[Anonymous No.20238280]

>>20238268
>cooking is art
>baking is math and science
Anyone who says this hasn't done enough of either

[Anonymous No.20238293]

>>20238279
its cheesecake

[Anonymous No.20238301]

>>20238293
Yes, and? You eat it with a dessert fork.

[Anonymous No.20238311]

>>20238301
I don't know how you're gonna scoop up walnuts and caramel sauce with a fork.

[Anonymous No.20238320]

>>20238301
i dont have a dessert fork but i wish i did bc they are so so cute

[Anonymous No.20238325]

>>20238311
None of those are in OP's pic.

[Anonymous No.20239978]

>>20238230
I don't hate baking, I hate most bakers. They tend to pretentious cunts.

[Anonymous No.20240049]

>>20238230
>why does OP hate breathing and having skin?
Shut up, retard.

[Anonymous No.20240650]

>>20238230
I like baking but I think for video content it’s a rougher sell because it goes from uncooked to cooked on the video right away (you could do a Timelapse of the oven portion, which while still not interactive is still cool to watch)

[Anonymous No.20240661]

>>20238230
>why do u all hate baking fun time?
I'm not a girl (yet)

[Anonymous No.20240687]

>>20238230
baking at home is the best shit ever since you get freshest bread, desserts at half the price, including labor often...
Hence 4chan hates it

[Anonymous No.20240734]

>>20239978
i feel like ppl who cook are much more pretentious

[Anonymous No.20240738]

>>20240661
it doesnt matter if im a girl or not :(
>>20240650
ok this actually makes a lot of sense! thank yu

[Anonymous No.20240746]

>>20238230
Stop talking like som kind of r*dditnigger faggot and someone here might take you seriously troon.

[Anonymous No.20240756]

I find that many baking recipes measure ingredients by weight instead of volume, and I just don't want to use a scale when I never need to for 99% of all other forms of cooking.

[Anonymous No.20240769]

>>20238230
Unfortunately all baking threads are started by queers like you, so basically go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.20240791]

>>20240756
I've never had a problem baking bread, pastries, or cakes by measuring by volume.

[Anonymous No.20240821]

>>20240769
im NOT a queer. check out my cooking channel! https://youtube.com/@ki-dl7o?si=nsoaHps2XQWDuQVi

[Anonymous No.20240882]

>>20238230
Because I suck at it.

[Anonymous No.20240986]

>>20238230
I tried making mini cheesecakes yesterday and overcooked them :(

[Anonymous No.20241157]

>>20240821
no

[Anonymous No.20241213]

this the bread thread? pulled this out of the oven 30 minutes ago. can't fucking wait for it to cool. 3 cups bread flour + 1/2 cup of potato flakes, 150ml milk, ~250ml water. 8g yeast, 8g honey, pinch of salt, 50g butter. plus a tiger roll topping

[Anonymous No.20241226]

>>20241157
JUST WHY
if ur scawed of links just search my USERNAME @ki-dl7o on yt

[Anonymous No.20241230]

>>20241213
this bread looks lovely and beautiful

[Anonymous No.20241236]

>>20238230
post it and shut up figgot

[Anonymous No.20241237]

>>20241213
>can't fucking wait for it to cool
then cut into it and show us

[Anonymous No.20241317]

that's some rich shit, is it bread, is it a cake?

[Anonymous No.20241341]

>>20241317
looking good mate

[Anonymous No.20241500]

>>20240734
>i feel like
>feel
Zoomertard detected. Opinion disregarded.

[Anonymous No.20241510]

>>20238230
Baking/pastry making is for women. Also, liking desserts/sweets is a feminine trait.

[Anonymous No.20241528]

>>20241500
im so sorry for feeling

[Anonymous No.20241529]

>>20241510
You've never worked at a bakery

[Anonymous No.20241552]

>>20241529
Why would I? Slaving away at shitty hours while being hot as fuck surrounded by ovens for <$40k/yr sounds pretty terrible honestly.

[Anonymous No.20241556]

Joke's on you I love baking.

[Anonymous No.20241566]

>>20241556
looking litty

[Anonymous No.20241567]

>>20241552
>tfw bake bread in house for a tech company
>easiest job I've ever had
>been there two years, already up to 80k/yr
>get free 0 copay/0 deductible health insurance
>have 3 weeks vacation standard plus a month long fully paid international sabbatical every 5 years

I realize I lucked out but there's ways to make it work out well.

[Anonymous No.20241681]

>>20241552
You'd know that baking, like most kitchen jobs, is best suited for men

[Anonymous No.20241771]

>>20241556
Imagine the smell (I bet it’s delicious)

>>20241567
Wow that’s very nice, but I’m sure you’re great at it. Do they let the workers there take as much as they want? If it were me there’d probably be some days where I just bring a brie and grab a whole loaf to eat through the day.

[Anonymous No.20241782]

>>20241567
>tfw don't work where anon bakes us fresh bread every morning
why even live

[Anonymous No.20241787]

>>20241317
lgm eyequeem

[Anonymous No.20241790]

I bake

[Anonymous No.20241815]

>>20238230
because it is tedious and always requires some absurd ingredient list
>want pudding
>all the recipes are custards
>12 egg yolks and 2 cups heavy cream
fuck that

[Anonymous No.20241835]

baking has a higher rate of total inedible failure so i dont bother

[Anonymous No.20241845]

>>20238230
Go back to r9k femcel faggot

[Anonymous No.20241901]

>>20241835
this plus combine that wit expensive ingredients and you can easily throw $20 in the trash.

[Anonymous No.20241925]

>>20238230
I'm going to attempt to make this butterscotch pie tonight .
I don't typically buy the ingredients needed for baking because they're typically to expensive or are things i try to avoid like corn syrup and the problem is there really isn't good substitutes for it

[Anonymous No.20241932]

>>20241835
Fail how? Don't overwork pastry dough and take shit out before it burns. What else is there to fuck up?

[Anonymous No.20241948]

>>20241815
Mousse it up.

[Anonymous No.20241957]

>>20241901
yea flour salt water and yeast are real pricey these days. thanks obama.

[Anonymous No.20241976]

>>20241771
I generally take two or three loaves home a week and then grab whatever leftover breakfast pastries there are. It's a good deal.

Although I'm not a pastry baker this is what I'm working on at home today - pumpkin praline pie. About to go in to set the pumpkin mixture.

[Anonymous No.20242012]

>>20240821
I watched the banana bread video, it was nice.

[Anonymous No.20242038]

>>20238259
Once you get the chops for it you realize that there is indeed a decent "fudge factor" with baking. I've "winged it" plenty of times and the results are good as often as when I wing it with other types of cooking. This anon is very correct >>20238280.

[Anonymous No.20242064]

>>20238230
You bake for a family, not a single angry loser. At least from my experience.

[Anonymous No.20242113]

>>20241976
All done.

[Anonymous No.20242118]

>>20240821
i'm going to report your channel thanks

[Anonymous No.20242140]

>>20241957
well it have gone up considerably from just a few years ago
But i was talking about heavy whipping cream, eggs, butter, vanilla extract, brown sugar etc.
Sure some Marie-Antoinette poverty bread is cheap and easy but my god man we should be able to liver better then 18th century peasants considering the amount of work we're putting into this society compared to them.

[Anonymous No.20242227]

>>20242113
Much better lighting outside.

[Anonymous No.20242246]

>>20242227
gud jerb

[Anonymous No.20242275]

>>20242012
aww really thank you heh

[Anonymous No.20242282]

>>20242118
NO WHY STOP

[Anonymous No.20242667]

>>20242140
With two weekend days at the start of each week and two days at the end of each week, that's literally 208 days off which means the average American only works 150 days a year anyway

[Anonymous No.20242674]

>>20241556
I bet you look handsome. I'd like a baker bf.

[Anonymous No.20242732]

>>20242667
i think your math is a little off there champ

[Anonymous No.20242738]

>>20238230
>why do u all hate baking fun time?
I don't. I want to come over and bake with you

[Anonymous No.20244115]

>>20242738
sounds good! we are going to be making poop cake!

[Anonymous No.20244150]

>>20238238
>worried about their waistlines.
I guarantee most the neets here are way past that point or so skinny they should be in a holocaust picture

[Anonymous No.20244157]

>>20244150
awwwww idk why this sounds so cute
>paws

[Anonymous No.20245291]

>>20240821
I won't lie your thumbnails look AI generated.
Stock photo looking ass.

[Anonymous No.20245325]

what's going on with this pan

[Anonymous No.20245366]

Check out this banana bread I made.

[Anonymous No.20245488]

>>20245325
its my favourite pan. stop
it has perfect size. it may be a bit too loved ok?

[Anonymous No.20245555]

>>20245366
very adorable anon it reminds me of that image of the starbucks pain au chocolate that people were saying looked like it had feelings

[Anonymous No.20245830]

>>20245555
Nice quads. Sadly it's a little bit burnt.

[Anonymous No.20245839]

>>20244150
And the holocaust ones are really nasty about it

[Anonymous No.20245856]

>>20238230
i hate baking because i suck at it

[Anonymous No.20245925]

>>20245856
Watch ChainBaker

[Anonymous No.20247372]

>>20245925
watch my dick go up your ass

[Anonymous No.20247445]

>>20245830
Meh not too badly, if it’s just those bits on the top it looks smol enough to have not impacted the overall taste (and ‘naner bread is always an excellent choice)

[Anonymous No.20247458]

>>20238230
I hate that it makes a big mess and I get sticky crap on my hands plus bowls that are hard to clean. I make bread sometimes but it always pisses me off

[Anonymous No.20247484]

>>20245291
Until you find out that burger is a veggie burger eeewww and yes looks nothing like the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.20247496]

>>20247484
but its yummmm

[Anonymous No.20247593]

>go home from work from a 12 hour shift
>expect them to bake something for 3 hours
>spend 3 hours cleaning
>spend one hour eating it
>no more free time
Geez, I wonder why

[Anonymous No.20247656]

>>20240821
nice banana bread but you could just start an onlyfans

[Anonymous No.20247810]

>>20247593
why does it take that long. youre all just retarded if it takes over an hour to make basic shit like cookies or whtv
>>20247656
will do when im 18!!!!

[Anonymous No.20247926]

>there's underage women posting on /ck/
this explains the quality of the board

[Anonymous No.20247939]

>>20247926
better than fast food thread #10,000

[Anonymous No.20247943]

>>20247810
>when I'm 18
MODDDSSS!!!

[Anonymous No.20247966]

>>20247656
>>20247810
>>20240821

Why is every girl on the internet trying to sell her holes? I don't want to buy your holes. I have enough holes already.

[Anonymous No.20247974]

>>20247966
she seemed pretty wholesome in this thread but to see a fucking kid aspire to join onlyfans is just..sad. a sickly combination of a sickly society and bad parenting

[Anonymous No.20247980]

>>20247974
I hope she's just joking cause it really depressed me to read that.

[Anonymous No.20248133]

>>20247943
>>20247966
>>20247974
>>20247980
youre all fucking retarded if you believed that id ever do that, when i dont even show any of me in my videos. why does nobody USE THEIR FUCKING BRAINS

[Anonymous No.20248135]

>>20247926
my threads are literally the most fun and unique, objectively. all my threads get 100+ replies bc ppl like to talk to me

[Anonymous No.20248145]

also im 18 mods i was kidding

[Anonymous No.20248248]

>>20248135
you talk just like my gf

[Anonymous No.20248261]

>>20248133
>>20248145
>T-T'WAS MERELY PRETENDING

[Anonymous No.20248296]

>>20247372
pwned

[Anonymous No.20248308]

>>20248261
it was bitch

[Anonymous No.20248328]

>>20247966
>>20247974
>>20247980
why does the idea of a woman being financially independent trigger incels so fucking hard?

[Anonymous No.20248331]

>>20248328
because its fucking disgusting and id rather slit my wrists than do of

[Anonymous No.20248364]

>>20238230
Probably would be decent, but the shape seems pretty lackluster for basque cheesecakes. The taller and more narrow cheesecake would mean less creamy interior, less browned top per bite, and very pale sides. You can just do a basque cheesecake in a normal cake pan and accept a shitty looking first slice, if your issue is a lack of a springform. (Or you can try your hand at turning it out, but not sure how that would go with the creamy interior)

[Anonymous No.20248440]

>>20248331

Ignore him. He's just a fat ugly coomer who gets a thrill from the humiliation aspect of OF.

[Anonymous No.20248446]

>>20248440
:o
gross i hope he dies.

[Anonymous No.20248476]

>>20238238
>They don't work for a living and are worried about their waistlines.
Do you think everyone who "works for a living" is doing a trade or manual labor?
Most people in the developed world are service wagies or desk jockeys, who also can't eat cheesecake every day without getting fat.

[Anonymous No.20248806]

Why do women tend towards dessert baking while men towards savory cooking?

I literally know so many girls who have absolutely zero interest in savory cooking but love to bake cakes and other sweet goods. I don't get it cause I'm the exact opposite. I could go the rest of my life without dessert and I'd be fine.

The only times I baked something sweet was when we had too much bananas or too many eggs and I didn't want them to go to waste.

[Anonymous No.20248828]

>>20248806
Interesting observation, I wonder if it’s somehow related to women tending to have better senses of smell.

[Anonymous No.20248833]

>>20248806
i think its honestly because baking is so much easier, it requires few skills and its hard to fuck up, its also mostly cuter. and women like sweets more. i hate women so much, but i do heart baking. and cooking.

[Anonymous No.20249515]

>>20248806
It’s very easy as a child to have your parent/grandparent say “help me bake cookies” and then carry that on to your adult life. People are probably more inclined to have kids bake because cooking risks more injury, and girls will help bake more often than boys just due to their own socialization and adult expectations. 100% speculation, though, especially because in my personal life I don’t even see the gender difference you said.

[Anonymous No.20249574]

yay a baking thread
can someone give me the creamiest recipe for bavarian cream? ive been looking at a few recipes and loads of them alternate between using gelatine or corn starch as a thickening agent and i don’t know what recipe to follow as a beginner.

[Anonymous No.20249586]

>>20249574
absolutely

[Anonymous No.20250426]

I recently made a lemon drizzle cake and a banana bread using a loaf pan, I felt that if I was going to learn how to roast a chicken, sear a steak, and just never try to bake anything i'd be a fraud.

Also, I bought some yeast and wholemeal bread flour so I am getting into bread making too.


>>20248806
there is a lot of opportunity to "decorate" cakes and sweet food items which women enjoy, women are good at attention to detail but struggle at larger more abstract concepts like recipe and flavour building, which men prefer to do. So you find that a man will enjoy cooking a thousand steaks the same way over and over because he enjoys it, and women have become associated with extremely pretty, decorative cakes.

[Anonymous No.20250457]

I dont bake that much because i only have a shitty mini oven. But today i made some almond shortbread cookies with cat paws.

[Anonymous No.20250700]

>>20250457
Nice work, those look great (my meowth is watering)

[Anonymous No.20250709]

>>20240746
kek

[Anonymous No.20250729]

it's just far too much mess for me

[Anonymous No.20250819]

>>20250457
AW PLEASE TBESE ARE ADORABLE WTF
im gonna steal this idea

[Anonymous No.20250847]

>underage girl is running the best /ck/ thread
how is this possible

[Anonymous No.20250872]

>>20238230
Because I suck at it. I'm much more comfortable being able to make adjustments in real time on the stovetop.

[Anonymous No.20250884]

>>20250847
i run all the best threads. literally all of them. i am the backbone of ck i am the soul youd all die without me ill make a new youtube bideo soon guys! get reaaadddyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.20250887]

>>20250872
ok retard lol baking is literally braindead easy.

[Anonymous No.20250894]

>>20250887
I'm scared of commitment and admitted that it's my fault.

[Anonymous No.20250928]

>>20250884
make a loaf of bread faggot, no knead style in a dutch oven. by hand

[Anonymous No.20250945]

>>20250928
ok fine i will.

[Anonymous No.20250952]

>>20250945
youll be hard pressed to find something better than fresh baked bread with lots of butter :-)

[Anonymous No.20250971]

>>20250952
meh i made some and it was ok but i still like my buns more

[Anonymous No.20251046]

>>20250952
ok but im making mushroom alfredo today and making vid of it soo ill do the bread maybe on the weekend.

[Anonymous No.20251614]

Hello

[Anonymous No.20251720]

I bake every week. Made this devil's food mousse cake for my mom's birthday. Liked it a lot better than regular cakes. Chilled mousse beats frosting, and healthier. It looks shoddy because I used plastic wrap in the tin, next time I'll heat the sides to unmould so it's perfectly flat and clean. I wanted to do a chocolate mirror glaze but the top was too uneven, didn't make enough mousse to flatten the top. 9/10 taste 6/10 presentation.

[Anonymous No.20251731]

>>20251720
you really like frosting huh?

[Anonymous No.20251735]

>>20251720
looks kinda ass

[Anonymous No.20251736]

>>20250884
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[Anonymous No.20251739]

I'll be honest with you op. It's because I suck.

[Anonymous No.20251742]

>>20251736
:( im sorry
please stop, i wanted to make a new vid tonight

[Anonymous No.20251746]

nice
this is the first chocolate cake i ever made

[Anonymous No.20251749]

>>20251746
it looks cute
u should put a little sprinkle or write something u should write something for me

[Anonymous No.20251750]

>>20251746

[Anonymous No.20251754]

>>20251046
ok stinky boy

[Anonymous No.20251755]

>>20251750
Looks nice and fluffy

[Anonymous No.20251757]

>>20251754
(￢_￢;)

[Anonymous No.20251759]

>>20251755
the frosting called for a tablespoon of espresso and as soon as i added it to the buttercream it refused to emulsify in correctly so you can see its a little wet looking but it tasted fine

[Anonymous No.20251763]

>>20251757
be my boiwife and have cookies and dinner made for me when I get off work

[Anonymous No.20251767]

>>20251763
thats actually my dream life LOL

[Anonymous No.20251818]

>>20251767
why does nobody care about baking anymore

[Anonymous No.20251821]

>>20251818
I CARE ABOUT BAKING

[Anonymous No.20251824]

there's this cute romanian girl i follow on youtube who like to bake. she almost got me to give it a try

[Anonymous No.20251832]

>>20251821
post butt

[Anonymous No.20251835]

>>20242113
>>20242227
looks fukken good

[Anonymous No.20251875]

>>20238259
I literally just winged it. I know nothing about baking and just poured all the leftover ingredients into a bowl. Took the resulting bread out of the oven ten minutes ago, and it made me wonder why storebought even bothers to exist when I can have this for a fraction of the cost.

[Anonymous No.20251884]

>>20242140
>Work in the field 150 days
>Spend rest of year raising animals, repairing house, making equipment, brewing drinks, fishing, preserving food etc.

[Anonymous No.20251892]

>>20248833
>baking is easier
I’ve seen men fuck up baked goods far too many times

[Anonymous No.20251913]

>>20240746
Never seen this one before.

[Anonymous No.20251931]

A girl makes one lame thread and you autistic simps keep it live for days
She's not gonna do anything for you

[Anonymous No.20251945]

>>20251931
and that girl is making you seethe, which is funny

[Anonymous No.20251974]

>>20251945
Imagine being such a simp as this
Nope, I have nothing against her
Just pointing out an obvious fact
All you simps have done is make a girl who gets no attention irl from boys she actually likes get addicted to attention from this board and r9k

[Anonymous No.20251992]

>>20251759
Stills looks like it would taste delicious, maybe the acidity of the espresso caused it.

[Anonymous No.20252001]

>>20251931
literally nobody is simping for me, all they do is report my account and complain. cry about it

[Anonymous No.20252015]

>>20252001
Are you enjoying your (You's)?
You're just another wanna be e-girl desperate for attention from the retards on r9k because your crush irl doesn't know you exist
Your kind comes and goes on here

[Anonymous No.20252039]

>>20252015
>>20251974
>t.seething tranny is still seething
kek

[Anonymous No.20252047]

>>20252001
whats your page? i'll watch all your videos and subscribe

[Anonymous No.20252049]

>>20252047
OP do NOT fall for this it's a trap

[Anonymous No.20252057]

>>20252047
>>20252049
Why are you simps intent on turning /ck/ into the /r9k/ hell hole?
She posts on /r9k/ already

[Anonymous No.20252068]

>>20252057
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT COOKING ON THE COOKING BOARD

[Anonymous No.20252116]

>>20252015
idk why u think im on r9k, i dont have a crush. i have a bf
>>20252047
im scared. new video out soon!

[Anonymous No.20252134]

>>20248476
That's not work, that's just benchwarming for AI, and giving women something to do other than Whore.

[Anonymous No.20252145]

every1 shud watch n like n sub n comment nice things!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.20252180]

>>20252116
>idk why u think im on r9k
Umm because I saw you begging for attention on there just a few days ago
The only girls who get my attention are on tiktok lives

[Anonymous No.20252191]

>>20252180
wtf do you mean begging for attention there. wrong egirl. tiktok lives are the WORST

[Anonymous No.20252246]

>>20252145
>>20252191
Oooooh you showed your pretty eyes. Cue the simp fest, just as you wanted.
Your best video yet. Eat meat, you vegetarian.

[Anonymous No.20252255]

>>20252246
>Your best video yet.
yipee!!!

[Anonymous No.20252315]

very wholesome
being on chins isn't healthy tho

[Anonymous No.20252318]

>>20252315
wut does that mean?

[Anonymous No.20252336]

>>20252318
4chins

[Anonymous No.20252341]

>>20252336
r u saying 4chan or are you calling me fat.. ……

[Anonymous No.20252345]

>>20252341
lol
former

[Anonymous No.20252371]

>>20252345
ok good but just dont say 4chins its weird

[Anonymous No.20252378]

>>20252371
enjoy you're future 4chins

[Anonymous No.20252381]

>>20252378
STOP!

[Anonymous No.20252443]

4chins

[Anonymous No.20252449]

>>20252443
Do not follow this guy's instructions, OP

[Anonymous No.20252459]

>>20252443
just stop or ill get extremely violent

[Anonymous No.20252913]

>>20252116
>i have a bf
Yeah, me. Later, losers! B^)

[Anonymous No.20252916]

>>20252371
4chungus

[Anonymous No.20252932]

>>20252459
women are so cute when they're mad

[Anonymous No.20252934]

>>20252145
>dads!!! he had fish too...
cute :)

[Anonymous No.20252990]

>>20252145
Dish looks bretty good, and the production values seem higher compared to the first videos.

[Anonymous No.20253110]

>>20252934
>>20252990
thank you!!!!

[Anonymous No.20253116]

>>20252913
ew die

[Anonymous No.20253121]

>>20252116
>i have a bf

I will be contacting youtube to request my views from your videos are removed and I hereby denounce your existence from my reality, good day.

[Anonymous No.20253128]

>>20253121
no pls

[Anonymous No.20253161]

my famous oatmeal cookies

[Anonymous No.20253164]

>>20253161
>famous
really anon?

[Anonymous No.20253166]

>>20253164
currently ranked #1 in the world

[Anonymous No.20253182]

>>20245325
the paint has melted

[Anonymous No.20253183]

>>20253166
woah woah woah ive gotta try these!!

[Anonymous No.20253202]

>>20253183
i want a #1 cookie

[Anonymous No.20253796]

>>20253202
no i do

[Anonymous No.20254007]

>>20240821
isn't this against the rules? mods?

[Anonymous No.20254010]

>>20253182
The teflon helps make your cancer shoot out your asshole with barely a push.

[Anonymous No.20254098]

>>20240821
I like your handwriting and your cat, girlanon :3
Unless you're not a girlanon. You could be a trannyanon. I barely saw your hands and they looked feminine enough but there are some mighty zesty femboys out there so you can never be too sure

On a serious note I watched your banana bread video and it was nice. Very relaxed and sovlful style. Doing everything with one hand gave it a homemade feel and this felt like something you would have seen on yt ten years ago
Well done
Now show me your titties bitch

[Anonymous No.20254108]

I baked this a couple days ago

[Anonymous No.20254110]

>>20254098
>felt like something you would have seen on yt ten years ago
best compliment EVER!!! thank you so so much!

[Anonymous No.20254117]

>>20254110
I cant believe I just subscribed unironically lol

[Anonymous No.20254132]

>>20254098
>>20254117
u r 2 sweet!!!
i was in class so i couldnt reply properly
>I like your handwriting and your cat
thank u! i love love love love my cats more than breathing, he was being so bold so i couldnt put him in the video because he would try to show off. i like to write out all my recipes before i cook because i despise using phone and having to click it and see ads.
>I watched your banana bread video and it was nice.
yay!!!! its the least popular so i kind of started to hate it but i love bananana bread so im happy some people liked it!
>Doing everything with one hand gave it a homemade feel
REALLY!? i was worried people would shame me because i dont have a tripod, so the filming isnt great…
thank u for saying such nice things!!! im going to screenshot this post and read it a lot.

[Anonymous No.20254136]

>>20254132
I'm glad I could make you happy girlanon
Keep making videos and I'll watch them
Theyre actually very cosy
I liked the mushroom alfredo one, too
I recently (about a year ago) started learning how to cook and bake and it's been really fun
I baked this a couple days ago
>>20254108
And this pic is a cheesecake I made a while back
My favorite thing to make is pizza, though

[Anonymous No.20254141]

>>20238230
I watched your YouTube video, now show me your tits

[Anonymous No.20254193]

>>20254136
wow that pic is cute. i like the decorations!
>I recently (about a year ago) started learning how to cook and bake and it's been really fun
me too! i used to bake a lot, but sort of mindlessly.. now i cook and im going to make this loaf cheesecake thing soon! i love cheesecake. my dad makes pizza and he loves it too :3 do you have a pic of ur pizza?

[Anonymous No.20254197]

>>20254193
This is the most recent thin crust I made

[Anonymous No.20254198]

Post tiddies OP

[Anonymous No.20254201]

>>20254197
And this is a deep dish from a few months ago
Usually I make somethings that's in the middle of these two. I guess a pan pizza

[Anonymous No.20254208]

I make OC threads on this board sometimes
Specifically this pizza was an OC thread a few months ago
People seem to like it
Maybe you've been in them
I'll be making more in the future, so keep an eye out

[Anonymous No.20254211]

>>20254208
That's not pizza

[Anonymous No.20254215]

>>20254211
>being filtered by deepdish
A sign of the mentally unwell

[Anonymous No.20254216]

>>20254215
How about I filter my cock in your ass

[Anonymous No.20254218]

>>20254216
Rude

[Anonymous No.20254253]

>>20254197
wow it looks yummy, minus the pep.
>>20254201
>>20254208
:o i have never had deep dish. i thought it was a meme lol. is it yum?

[Anonymous No.20254254]

>>20254208
oh and yes i will keep an eye out.

[Anonymous No.20254256]

>>20254198
post urs furst fatty

[Anonymous No.20254258]

>>20238230
>i want to make this delicious basque cheesecake loaf n post it on youtube but nobody hearts baking .. :(
Basque cheesecake isn't all that. It's just for people who don't own a springform pan, don't like delicious crusts, and don't wish to set up a bain marie (waterbath). Thus, the crust and top gets overdone but you can make it without the right equipment for the job. If you want a great cheesecake, you make NY style and you puddle on a sour cream layer topping too.

[Anonymous No.20254266]

>>20254258
ew i hate sour cream. ive already made the basque and it was SO GOOD not too sweet which i heart :3

[Anonymous No.20254323]

>>20254253
Deep dish is essentially just pizza but more
There's twice as much ingredients on the same amount of dough, so it ends up stacked tall. You need to put the cheese on the bottom layer to prevent the the dough from getting soggy from the sauce and whatever other toppings you use. You also need to use alot of cheese
Some people say one kilogram of cheese is too much cheese to put on a pizza, and to that I say "shut the fuck up"
I've lived my whole life in chicago, so I am biased, but I am an all types pizza enjoyer and deep dish is my favorite out of the bunch
>>20254266
I fucking LOVE sour cream
I literally eat it directly out of the tub with a spoon or use it as a dip for kind of food

[Anonymous No.20254331]

>>20254323
>fave pizza is deep dish
>hearts sour cream more than life
youre scaring me.. is chicago how it looks in bojack horseman?

[Anonymous No.20254338]

>>20254331
Chicago is a shithole
The only good thing about it is the pretty skyline and the pizza
Everything else sucks
I want to move to the rocky mountains and make sour cream out of the milk from my own goats

[Anonymous No.20254360]

>>20254338
why the mountains.. it will be freezing. i guess anything is better than chicago! the pizza seems like it would be burning hot and cold at same time and hurt my mouth

[Anonymous No.20254364]

[Anonymous No.20254370]

>>20254360
I love the cold
The temperature of the pizza is perfectly fine as long as you cook it (and reheat the leftovers) in the oven
It's not a hotpocket or a poptart dude
Just have your dad try making it one time and see if your family likes it.
Just get the same type of pan you would make a cheesecake in, use the same amount of dough for a normal pizza, and use enough toppings for two pizzas. Cheese on the bottom, anything else in the middle, sauce on top. Cook it for longer than you would a regular pizza
I do NOT recommend visiting chicago for the pizza because you will be shot by the 13%ers or more recently stabbed by illegal aliens

[Anonymous No.20254393]

>>20254370
>Just have your dad try making it one time and see if your family likes it.
maybe.. he will probably call me an abomination and ill feel like a fatass bc lets be real only fatsos heart deep dish.
i will probably never go 2 chicago like ever. isnt it freezing there too?

[Anonymous No.20254400]

>>20254364
This show is so fucking ugly
Is that why it's mostly animals?because they can't draw humans?

[Anonymous No.20254467]

>>20254400
ya its ugly but u get used to it
i like the show i dont even know why. some bits are funny

[Anonymous No.20254539]

I fucking hate the attention-seeking “hehe i use 4chan AND I’m a girl! :p” behavior and the people that play along with it so much
/ck/ doesn’t hate baking, you made this thread to talk about yourself, bitch even mentioned her YouTube channel as if it’s a metric of interest on an unrelated website; it’s disingenuous, and the way you type is sickening

[Anonymous No.20254547]

>>20254539
i dont care at all

[Anonymous No.20254603]

>>20254539
i love cute girls and i love /ck/ and i love baking

you clearly have autism and/or faggot aids and need to die

[Anonymous No.20254624]

>>20254603
ya same.

[Anonymous No.20254639]

>>20238230
I don't mind baking but I don't care about sweets or desserts. also I don't have a stand mixer and no matter how long I knead my dough for shit like bread it always comes out like it was under-kneaded, and it's frankly a pain in the ass to do by hand anyway.

[Anonymous No.20254645]

>>20254639
you gotta knead for like 10 minutes straight

[Anonymous No.20254648]

>>20254639
just buy a thingy

[Anonymous No.20254678]

>>20254648
no counter space :(

[Anonymous No.20254702]

>>20254678
get new house :(

[Anonymous No.20254793]

>>20254539
go back to your mcdonalds thread

[Anonymous No.20254816]

>>20254793
absofruitly agree!!! also literally so many people said they disliked baking.. what is this fags point.

[Anonymous No.20254824]

>>20238230
>/ck/ hate baking?
Baking is just a little bit rough for me because I'm a single guy living alone and most recipes make enough for 4+ people. I'm making a small batch of focaccia right now but my problem with making big loaves of bread is that I can't eat all of it before it goes stale.

[Anonymous No.20254826]

>>20254824
>I'm making a small batch of focaccia right now
please show how it turns out!!!!! ive only had the starbucks focaccia sandwich thingy.. i want to make some myself

[Anonymous No.20254833]

>>20254826
>please show how it turns out!!!!! ive only had the starbucks focaccia sandwich thingy.. i want to make some myself
https://alexandracooks.com/2018/03/02/overnight-refrigerator-focaccia-best-focaccia/
Focaccia is stupid easy. If you've never baked bread before, start with focaccia. The only """hard""" part is letting it proof for a day in the fridge before you bake it.

[Anonymous No.20254834]

>>20242038
Harder to wing it with baking.

[Anonymous No.20254842]

>>20242038
There is an enormous tolerance in baking.
>>20238280
Both are the same, just baking is less intuitive since you've a black box in the process that just takes some time and you dont see much.

[Anonymous No.20254852]

>>20254833
waw thank u! ive been wanting to make bread desu im scared because everyone who makes bread is intimidating..

[Anonymous No.20255012]

>>20254816
>what is this fags point.
does your mom know you're using this language young lady?

[Anonymous No.20255027]

>>20255012
no :(

[Anonymous No.20255079]

>>20241815
>not simultaneously making Angelfood cake
That's nothing to trifle with...
Anyway, just like the over the top coffee autists, any of these basic things can be taken too far.
Bakers, Coffee guys and mid-tier cooks and up at least usually have the advantage of offering quality, REAL FOOD/BEVERAGE and not overpriced, industrial SlaveSlop™
Bread can be incredibly simple, yet delicious; As can most things made with care, skill, and quality.
>pic related
took me a grand total of 12 minutes real attention time/clean-up.
I eat like King Arthur.

[Anonymous No.20255100]

>>20254678
store somewhere else and take out to put on counter when you need it

[Anonymous No.20255189]

>>20254393
I can't believe you would be so rude to me like this girlanon
</3

[Anonymous No.20255329]

>>20255189
im sorry… i just couldnt lie..

[Anonymous No.20255373]

>>20238280
Based, I fell for this meme until I actually started baking. If anything you need to wing it more with baking because of flour hydration, differences in your oven vs whoever wrote the recipe, what kind of butter you use, on and fucking on. With cooking you can just do what the recipe says and it will be basically fine every time. Baking requires a skilled hand to even get something that looks remotely right out, outside of cake mix tier "recipes"

[Anonymous No.20255389]

>>20242140
>work for some inbred lord for 150 days
>work on own land for the rest of the year in order to not starve

[Anonymous No.20255393]

>>20240821
I'm subscribing to your shit even though I literally didnt watch any videos because I like your energy and you post good threads on /ck/ all the time. Stay based

[Anonymous No.20255396]

>>20255393
yipee!!!! u should definitely watch my videos though anon.. you might learn something!

[Anonymous No.20255399]

>>20241556
How's working as a baker? I'm ngmi as a Chemist or Research Scientist and they get paid shit anyway but I bake like a mf. Not sure if I love starting work at 2am though and I hear it's fucking back breaking labor and you don't get paid more than usual kitchen wages

[Anonymous No.20255405]

>>20255399
id love to be a baker at a small cafe if not a housewife.. so unrealistic though makes me die

[Anonymous No.20255411]

>>20255405
You can be my housewife
>pic rel is basically what I look like

[Anonymous No.20255421]

>>20241790
bro if you are going to do them like this you have to turn it over so the stray tail end is poking up from underneath, otherwise they unroll partway like about half of yours did. i expect better knotting technique around here

[Anonymous No.20255433]

>>20255411
look at that snout

[Anonymous No.20255449]

>>20255411
its ok thats what she looks like too lmao

[Anonymous No.20255453]

>>20255411
so kawaii!!! :3
>>20255449
wow really.. ? do you mean that??

[Anonymous No.20255521]

Question for my baking frens
I'm bringing in a cake tomorrow and baking it this evening. I don't have a big enough fridge for the cake.
How long can I leave it out? My apartment is pretty cool at night (60F) and it'd be going in early tomorrow morning.
If I bake at like 8 pm and then finish the cake by 9, and leave it in the little carrying case I got, should it be good to eat?
It's chocolate cake with cream cheese frosting

[Anonymous No.20255538]

>>20255521
are you sure the cake wouldnt fit? could you sacrifice something else to take its place? i think the best option would be to leave the cake in a dry room like a pantry or whatever you have.

[Anonymous No.20255573]

>>20255521
Cakes are fine on their own. Cream cheese doesn't go bad that fast, especially if you're just baking it and leaving it overnight, you're fine.

[Anonymous No.20255609]

>>20255521
It's fine, cakes don't need refrigeration in that amount of time

[Anonymous No.20255682]

>>20255521
Is it still cold out where you live? Leave it by an open window overnight

[Anonymous No.20255984]

>>20255521
I leave my cakes covered with an upturned mixing bowl on a plate for like days and theyre fine

[Anonymous No.20256006]

>>20255389
wow you zoomers really don't have even a general concept of what life was like before ticktok let alone before industrialization.
the 150 days or your lord wasn't showing up at the castle 9-5 to fill out expense reports then you go home and work your land on your own time.

ALL the was to do was tend to your crop and that doesn't take more then 150 days of work and most of those aren't full days, you're really only hustling during sowing and harvest time

[Anonymous No.20256128]

>>20255079
>Angelfood cake
>requires cake flour
my pointy exactly
vanilla is the only baking specific ingredient in my pantry and that's only because i grow it myself

[Anonymous No.20256129]

>>20256006
>back in my day
shut up boomer nobody cares

[Anonymous No.20256178]

>>20256129
>calling someone a boomer
>living in the most rapidly evolving time in human history
kek you're going to be a boomer before you graduate high school

[Anonymous No.20256209]

>>20256178
u sound so old just die ur probably like 25

[Anonymous No.20256219]

>>20256209
ok zoomer

[Anonymous No.20256223]

>>20256219
proud zoom! ew i made myself cringe

[Anonymous No.20257116]

>>20254108
damn, now i want a burek too.

[Anonymous No.20257274]

>>20251614
#2 top row is highly erotic

[Anonymous No.20257283]

I made this kanelstang a couple of weeks ago

[Anonymous No.20257397]

>>20257283
LOOKS SO YUMMY OMFG