Is Mustard the White Man's Dip?

[Anonymous No.20225899]

I'm 37 years old and I've always liked hummus, but a part of me has always been conflicted because hummus comes from sandniggers and it wasn't highly available during Enlightenment Europe. I do, however, also love mustard and mustard seems to have a long history within Europe. So, as a 100 percent European man, should I abandon hummus in favor of mustard? If so, what kind of bread should I dip in mustard to properly pay tribute to my British ancestors?

[Anonymous No.20225908]

they say 'tard comes from 'gypt
brough by romes
wouldn't crust it mate

[Anonymous No.20225911]

>>20225899
I'm white and I make pretty good mustard but my hummus is some of the best out there

[Anonymous No.20225917]

if you were paying tribute to your british ancestors you'd be super stoked to jump on board taking and altering an eastern dish

[Anonymous No.20225920]

>>20225911
Does it bother you that hummus is the product of sandniggers, or do you not care?

>>20225917
That's true. Curry is a perfect example of this.

[Anonymous No.20225934]

>>20225899
my sister used to eat spicy brown mustard on rye bread as a snack.

trading hummus for mustard doesn't make a lot of sense though. they're two completely different things. and europe has a history of eating beans. it's not unthinkable that some europeans cooked their beans until soft then dipped bread in it. most cuisine around the world isn't bizarrely different from each other, it's just the flavors change mostly depending on what's available.

[Anonymous No.20225941]

>>20225920
I take what I want and make no apologies
Commodore Perry did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.20225943]

>>20225934
Beans are also a hard adaptation from the European perspective. From my research, if you want to have truly European beans, you have to buy Fava beans, and they're very rare in The Jewnited States of America, unfortunately. I would buy them in a heartbeat if they were more available though. All other bean types are American in origin, but you could make the argument that they were widespread in Britain in 1720.

[Anonymous No.20225946]

>>20225899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poichichade

>The Poichichade, also known as céserade (from ceze, meaning "chickpea" in Occitan[1]), is a chickpea puree originating from the south of France.
>This culinary specialty, similar to hummus but without tahini in its composition

[Anonymous No.20225950]

>>20225899
If this is the kind of existential debate you have and ultimately need to prove your “whiteness” to no one but yourself I’m just embarrassed for you.

[Anonymous No.20225951]

>>20225934
>>20225943
Beans are American. You'd know that if you didn't try to cancel Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.20225953]

>>20225946
Woah, I never knew about this before! I guess that means it's okay for whites to consume chickpea purees! Thanks, fren!

>>20225951
I know beans are American, that's what I said and that's my point. Just because I'm a straight, white male American doesn't mean that I can't get in touch with my European ancestors. My European ancestors didn't eat beans until the 1600's, at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.20225978]

>>20225943
I wonder if fava beans might be rare because of favism. Apparently fava beans are more likely to cause serious health problems in some people than other beans.

[Anonymous No.20225982]

>>20225953
beans are a thing that the romans brought in
in my family we still follow the traditional ways before the "romans" came
we do not eat beans

[Anonymous No.20225984]

>>20225978
I wonder how old the British recipes using "white beans" (Navy beans in the US) are.

[Anonymous No.20225987]

>>20225899
>>20225920
>>20225943
>>20225953
is this satire

[Anonymous No.20225990]

>>20225987
Don't just do an "Is this satire?" drop. Contribute to the conversation!

[Anonymous No.20226335]

>>20225982
Are you European?

[Anonymous No.20226346]

>>20226335
I do not partake in those sorts of myths. It's very roman.

[Anonymous No.20226419]

>>20225990
ok but..it is satire..right?

[Anonymous No.20226461]

>>20226419
yes, his last reply makes that clear
>this is what they think we're like
schlorp
schlorp
schlorp
schlorp

[Anonymous No.20226486]

>>20226419
>>20226461

The only reason the two of you believe that my thread is satire is because of your political leanings. From your response to my thread, I can ascertain that you believe it's some kind of human right that elementary school age children are transitioned to the opposite gender via hormones. My belief is your mindset is absolutely toxic.

So naturally, someone who believes children should be forcibly transitioned during elementary school would scoff at the idea of preserving European culture through cuisine. The only problem with this theory, however, is most people don't agree with you. You're going to find out in about five years or so that you are very much on the wrong side of history.

[sage No.20226497]

>>20226486
stop being a faggot. wait a minute you're European, being a faggot is your culture. carry it on somewhere else though.

[Anonymous No.20226505]

>>20226497
And now the truth comes out. You're an arab, so the very thought of someone abandoning hummus in the name of mustard deeply offends you, because it means that one less human on planet earth is going to dedicate his life to Muhammad. The only problem with your logic is Muhammad was a pedophile who waged war with innocent men, women and children wherever he went. Sandniggers would be wise to adopt Western, White, European traditions rather than calling them faggots.

[Anonymous No.20226973]

>I need constant reassurance of my whiteness through criteria I made up on my own
>no I'm not insecure

it's food, if it tastes good eat it

[Anonymous No.20226980]

>>20225899
Only if Colman's

[Anonymous No.20226992]

>>20225899
Garlic butter Italian, or just rye or some pumpernickle, it's not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.20226998]

>>20225899
bro is 37 questioning his enjoyment of hummus. get a family nigga!!!!

[Anonymous No.20227233]

I think as a proud European you should eat all spices from all cultures, especially the cultures you hate, and make sure you buy from a company that exploited the growers.

[Anonymous No.20227423]

>>20225899
Everything in the world belong to whites you can stop your gay larp

[Anonymous No.20227695]

>>20225899
i always mix a little dijon mustard into my hummus. makes it 10x better

[Anonymous No.20227731]

You are retarded chickpea spread to the Mediterranean around 6000 bc and prehistoric France by 3500 bc

[Anonymous No.20227759]

KILL YT!!

[Anonymous No.20228154]

>>20225920
im more bothered by the carb amount of hummus and i feel good about the nutrient content of mustards.

[Anonymous No.20228160]

>>20228154
What's wrong with the carb amount? It has a decent amount of fat and protein and fiber with it.

[Anonymous No.20229045]

>>20225899
You can enjoy your hummus and your mustard. Us greeks gentrified muslim hummus long ago.