/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20225086]

a cursed island of food crimes

[Anonymous No.20225090]

Bongs will really say "we have their recipes we don't need their people" then eat that lmao

[Anonymous No.20225111]

>>20225086
>chips & beans
>chips & peas

These I really don't understand. Beans and peas aren't condiments or sauces.

[Anonymous No.20225119]

>>20225086
All of those taste good though

[Anonymous No.20225136]

>>20225086
Calm damn mate we already did three days of this on Bluesky.

[Anonymous No.20225254]

>chips and gravy
It’s called poutine, américaine stupide, and it demands fresh cheese curds for maximum effect.

[Anonymous No.20225262]

>>20225090
Well Paul, if that even is your real name, a real man working hard needs room for dessert to share with his lady.

[Anonymous No.20225342]

>>20225254
It's called a gravy chip ya fuckin walt

[Anonymous No.20225357]

>>20225111
with the right outlook, anything sloppy is a sauce

[Anonymous No.20225650]

>>20225086
Fries with mayo is patrician tier and I'm tired of pretending it's not

[Anonymous No.20225668]

>>20225650
The Dutch claim this, so nothing to do with the British, apparently. As somebody else mentioned, chips and gravy is now the meme food of "poutine" if you add squeaky cheese... Coming to a restaurant near you, if it hasn't already arrived. The Germans have pretty much taken the curry sauce thing. Pretty much anywhere does 'cheesy fries'.

[Anonymous No.20225672]

>>20225650
Here not to long ago Ive ben enjoyin eaten mine wit sauerkraut an mustard.

[Anonymous No.20225862]

>>20225086
Cor. Fancy some chips, beans, sosij and eggs now

[Anonymous No.20225888]

>>20225090
when the the "culture wars" dominates every living and breathing second of your life because you are weak-minded.

[Anonymous No.20225963]

>>20225111
If it's wet, it goes on the chips!

[Anonymous No.20225969]

>>20225888
Reminder that the culture war can be traced back directly to Jack Thompson, Anita Sarkeesian, and 7th graders who were told you couldn't call people fags and also be pro-gay so they opted to stand by the former.

[Anonymous No.20225976]

>>20225862
Why do I want to fuck your eggs?

[Anonymous No.20225979]

>>20225969
So, stop trying to bully people into saying the things you want them to.

[Anonymous No.20225986]

>>20225086
>6 pictures labeled "chips &"
>not a single picture showing chips

[Anonymous No.20225989]

>>20225254
What level of obsession does one need to be on to see clearly british food and food terminology and still call it american?

[Anonymous No.20226015]

>>20225963
You bustard! How can you ruin those delicious escargots?!

[Anonymous No.20226022]

>>20225986
Gaylord detected. Stick to your BBC, tranny and cuck threads on /b/

[Anonymous No.20226026]

>>20225086
>Chips and Mayonnaise
That's how they are meant to be eaten.

[Anonymous No.20226034]

>>20225086
Chips & Bread

[Anonymous No.20226035]

As a red-blooded white American, these all looks good. I stand beside my English chums. Would.

[Anonymous No.20226073]

>>20225668
>The Germans have pretty much taken the curry sauce thing
Isn't theirs literally just ketchup with a sprinkle of curry powder on it

[Anonymous No.20226114]

>>20225111
Chips, peas AND gravy would be lovely. Chips and peas by themselves just doesn't seem right

[Anonymous No.20226142]

>>20226073
nah it's it own sauce but about two thirds of it is just regular ketchup

[Anonymous No.20226249]

>>20225086
Their like the anti-Caribbean.

[Anonymous No.20226273]

>>20226034
I’m an American and I unironically love fry sandwiches/chip butties. They’re a delicious, low effort snack.

[Anonymous No.20226319]

I really like how this allows America (a superior country, despite being a wealthier Brazil) to denigrate England (an inferior country, despite its arrogance due to its claim to have birthed the modern world.)

[Anonymous No.20226326]

>>20226273
>fries sandwich
I once ate a pasta sandwich. But that was because I was poor. I can’t imagine eating a carb sandwich now

[Anonymous No.20226330]

>>20225086
any self respecting non fatso doesn't eat any of these more than once or twice a year. same goes on our side of the pond, but with different slop items.

[Anonymous No.20226331]

>>20225086
imagine thinking "chips" and mayonnaise is bad, the absolute state of americans

[Anonymous No.20226341]

>>20226331
We actually eat fries with aioli at our better restaurants.

[Anonymous No.20226349]

>>20225090
>PJW thinking he works at all, let alone "all day"
oh lol!

[Anonymous No.20226352]

>>20226331
I love mayonnaise, I just think putting it on potatoes is kind of strange. Imagine getting high and mighty about which condiment your country prefers to dip literally the cheapest and most plentiful crop on the planet in

[Anonymous No.20226366]

>>20225086
>tell me you've never had curry chips without telling me you've never had curry chips

[Anonymous No.20226370]

>>20225086
Nothing wrong with any of that.

[Anonymous No.20226376]

>mushed up legumes with salt, eaten with a carb britain (mushy peas)
:|
>mushed up legumes with salt, eaten with a carb, middle east (hummus)
:O

[Anonymous No.20226380]

>>20226376
Arabs don't put mint in hummus

[Anonymous No.20226387]

>mushed up legumes with salt, eaten with a carb United States of America (peanut butter)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Anonymous No.20226395]

For me it's disco fries.

[Anonymous No.20226400]

>>20225086
Left to right, starting at top

>delicious
>mix with chips & cheese for one of the best foods out there
>see above but chips & gravy
>looks kind of weird, just dip your fries in pea soup
>it's okay if it's the nice northern euro mayonnaise
>ew

[Anonymous No.20226423]

>>20226380
Standard mushy peas don't have mint in them either.

[Anonymous No.20226458]

>>20225969
it traces back to nixon through newt gingrich, fool. but using race and racism as a cudgel to divide society, like calling giving blacks the vote is socialism because they will just vote to have the government give them free money, goes back to the post-civil war period.

[Anonymous No.20226467]

>>20226395
voodoo fries from wing stop are pretty good. They have ranch, cheese and Cajun seasoning

[Anonymous No.20226946]

>>20225342
>gravy chip
sack it yer whopper

[Anonymous No.20227027]

is Irish food actually kinda good or am I being bamboozled?

[Anonymous No.20228513]

>>20225086
i don't know why fries and mayo is on there, it's literally the default sauce for fries and it will always remain the best sauce for fries. americans are just used to toddler ketchup

[Anonymous No.20229260]

>>20225086
This shit was funny in 2012 but not anymore OP

[Anonymous No.20229425]

>>20226326
There is literally nothing wrong with putting leftover mac and cheese in a burrito or leftover ziti on a sandwich

[Anonymous No.20229429]

>>20225862
gianna michaels lookin eggs lmao

[Anonymous No.20229439]

>>20226331
for me, it's tartar sauce

[Anonymous No.20229445]

who /smack barm pea wet/

[Anonymous No.20229462]

>>20225086
Only the curry is a crime.

[Anonymous No.20229629]

>>20225086
For me its malt vinegar.

[Anonymous No.20229632]

Right lads I've been on the archive and collated some of my chippy tea pics for you

Enjoy

[Anonymous No.20229634]

Condiments should come on the side.

[Anonymous No.20229647]

>>20229632

[Anonymous No.20229655]

>>20229647

[Anonymous No.20229661]

>>20229655

[Anonymous No.20229662]

>>20226035
that’s a fuckin first

[Anonymous No.20229666]

>>20229661

[Anonymous No.20229671]

>>20229666

[Anonymous No.20229696]

So what's the point of these safe racism threads?

[Anonymous No.20229844]

>>20229696
racism is fun, nigger

[Anonymous No.20229858]

>>20225086
do bongs realize their chips are actually french fries?

[Anonymous No.20229867]

>>20225090
PJW is a reptilian.

[Anonymous No.20229878]

>>20229858
They're not you daft cunt

[Anonymous No.20229993]

>>20229425
but they contain a decent amount of fat and protein, and other textures. just pasta or just chips is really scraping the barrell

[Anonymous No.20230003]

>>20225086
>no chips & chips
Unbelievable...

[Anonymous No.20230069]

>>20225090
"pidgin food' lol what a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.20230084]

>>20225086
for me, chips and gravy

[drunk No.20230115]

>>20225086
>Fries with mayo
that is bussin tho

[Anonymous No.20230159]

>>20225086
I don't know why bongs have peas with their fish and chippy to be honest, it's garbo.

[Anonymous No.20230162]

>>20230069
he means pidgin not pigeon

[Anonymous No.20230166]

>>20229439
this. perfect with fries and calamari or wiener schnitzel

[Anonymous No.20230206]

>>20225086
I'm convinced at this point that the only reason this 'food' exists and is something bongs pretend is good is because they're a bit retarded and realized they had no culinary culture, so they just started mashing together random foods that do not go together hoping eventually they'd find something that works.
Then when every other country laughed at them for this, they got extremely defensive about it and now force themselves to eat this slop just as a childishly stubborn 'take that!' at their continental cousins.

[Anonymous No.20230279]

I'm American, and have a fondness for like early 20th century England, but modern England makes me want to puke and vomit everywhere... that being said, I think the bad food memes are ovverated. Most of their shit looks like good, simple meat and potatoes type meals.

[Anonymous No.20230358]

>>20230206
>actually typing all this on a board that's 90% amerilards posting little else beyond fast food burgers and frozen pizzas
KWAB

[Anonymous No.20230402]

>>20227027
Irish food is great. You can go to a random petrol station in the middle of nowhere on the west coast and get one of the biggest and best ice cream cones you'll ever have. Best meal I've ever eaten was a fried sole at West Port.

[Anonymous No.20230847]

>>20225086
>Chips and curry, Chips and gravy
Legitimately good
>Chips and Mayonnaise
Not my thing but whatever, the Dutchies love that shit
>Chips and Cheese, Chips and Beans
Gross as fuck.
>>20227027
Most Irish food I've had was pretty decent but I'm Australian, we've got a pretty big cultural overlap with the Irish so it's understandable we'd like their food
>>20229439
Seriously underrated comment.
>>20229647
>Ketchup and mushy peas
You're an animal.

[Anonymous No.20230883]

>>20225862
Hey can I get those eggs number?

[Anonymous No.20231275]

>>20229696
Reddit and 9gag tourists

[Anonymous No.20231705]

>>20225650
>I want my deep fried potatoes served with whipped oil
Good luck with that

[Anonymous No.20231712]

>>20229696
>”racism”
>against bongs
Cry more, Nigel

[Anonymous No.20231735]

>>20225090
>"working man"
>checkmark faggot

yeah no

[Anonymous No.20231752]

>>20226400

[Anonymous No.20231755]

>>20225090
imagine my shock

[Anonymous No.20231757]

>>20225086
bongs are right about mushy peas being good

[Anonymous No.20231790]

>>20225086
chips and mayo is great, I like it dutch style with onions preferably red diced on top

[Anonymous No.20231800]

>>20225086
How is chunks of potato with various sweet or savoury sauces a crime? Literally every country has a version of potato with some kind of flavourful condiment, yet you single out Britain because?

[Anonymous No.20231807]

>>20225119
No they don't only mayonnaise is right and even then I'd rather have it separate so my fries don't become soggy and my hands filthy.

[Anonymous No.20231940]

>>20231807
>I've never eaten chippy but blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.20232740]

>>20225090
>Go to restaurant
>See that none of the food looks good
>Order the food anyways
>Seethe on Twitter when you get exactly what you asked for

[Anonymous No.20232808]

>>20231790
it's good indeed. although we don't add onions to just fries with mayo. we do add it to mayo and curry sauce

https://www.frietopia.nl/wiki/friet-speciaal/

[Anonymous No.20232827]

>>20232808
>although we don't add onions to just fries with mayo
I think the's thinking of patat oorlog, and I bet he got the tourist version without the pindakaas because ew, peanut butter on fries?

[Anonymous No.20232884]

>>20226458
Based well-informed citizen. Sadly you're posting actual intelligent facts in a thread made simply to call British cuisine inedible slop.

[Anonymous No.20232902]

>>20226331
>Why don't you dumb americans like whipped oil on your fried foods?
>I swear, all you ever want is nasty fast food!

[Anonymous No.20233072]

>>20231712
Correct. It's safe racism so you can post it on reddit without getting in trouble.

[Anonymous No.20234304]

>>20231800
To be fair, British chips are fucking awful, and I say this as a bong. People here actually want soggy, stodgy chips. Look at reviews for chip shops and you'll see comments like
>properly soggy chips, nice to finally get the good stuff

[Anonymous No.20234322]

>>20226142
Most of the time its not regular ketchup but pic related

[Anonymous No.20234327]

>>20234322
that's the other third
know your currywurst lore

[Anonymous No.20234356]

>>20234304
It’s good in its own way just another style people enjoy each to their own though. I certainly don’t drench them in vinegar or anything and good chippy chips should have a crispy outside less so than fries and nice soft interior.

[Anonymous No.20234416]

>>20225090
>mackerel
>pretentious
wat

[Anonymous No.20234446]

>>20233072
racism against bongs is based
get fucked you blimey nigger

[Anonymous No.20234862]

>>20234446
Trying to be racist against bongs is like trying to be racist against whites in general, the moment im about to feel upset or offended I realise I’m British and my ancestors built the modern world and had the biggest empire of all time then I go about my day as normal.

[Anonymous No.20234868]

>>20225086
Whats the problem with fries and mayo? Fries with mayo and ketchup is the normal setup.

[Anonymous No.20234885]

>>20225668
But it's only on Currywurst (sausage) and a own sauce. A more spicy curry mixed ketchup. NOT on the fries.

[Anonymous No.20235778]

>>20234356
I will admit they really hit the spot if you've spent the whole day schlepping shit around in the rain.

[Anonymous No.20236009]

>>20225969
>>20226458
Culture war has always existed, go look up media discourse in the late 19th century pertaining to Irish and Italian immigrants. A little bit later pertaining to suffrage and alcohol prohibition. And so on.
The difference between then and now is that the internet pulls people into it 24/7. When people only saw it in newspapers and had to go out of their way to attend events to discuss it, only very few people were obsessed. Now, most people are obsessed. The issue with our clown world is the domination of communication technology, not identity politics. Children and young adults spend 100x more time and attention listening to corporations and government propaganda than their own parents and family, let alone peers. Even when they're with friends, they can't help but check their phones for the latest opinions they should have.

[Anonymous No.20236205]

let me guess? you need more?

[Anonymous No.20236376]

>>20236205
abit more pepper yeah

[Anonymous No.20236497]

>>20226380
You’re right. That’s why mushy peas are better.

[Anonymous No.20236509]

>>20236205
Less starch. More protein young lady.

[Anonymous No.20236518]

>>20236205
Why the fuck would you serve me fries instead of hash browns for breakfast you ass hole?

[Anonymous No.20236523]

>>20236518
Asshole is one word not two dumbass.

[Anonymous No.20236538]

>>20236523
My hyphen key was stuck from all my cheese drippings, bong. So I can’t conjoin two words in to one. Get used to it.

[Anonymous No.20236544]

>>20231752
Bonjour chef, tu vas m'donner une grosse galvaude avec une laurentide tablette, puis garde le change.

[Anonymous No.20237492]

>>20236518
egg and chips isn't breakfast

[Anonymous No.20237905]

>>20236205
yeah can you cook those fries first, thanks boss

[Anonymous No.20238609]

>>20233072
"british" is not a race

[Anonymous No.20238614]

Frogs will eat shit that looks like this and say
>Beans on toast? PUKE!
>Spice on chips? SUBHUMAN!
>Slow roasting meat? HELL NO!

[Anonymous No.20238703]

>>20225862

[Anonymous No.20238736]

>>20237905
nooo no no chips are cooked very good boss man don't worry very fresh very hot

[Anonymous No.20239101]

>>20230402
East coast Ireland. Take DART up to Howeth. Really good fresh seafood, soups and stews.

As for bongs, reopen the Tower and burn their cooks alive to the consistency of their so-called cuisine. Blech.

[Anonymous No.20239126]

>>20225086
ill have my chips with salt, please

[Anonymous No.20239312]

>>20231752
>Paulo & Suzanne
Fkn based
Their burgers are god tier

[Anonymous No.20239509]

>>20236205
>crack eggs
>leave the shell on the table while you eat
Enjoy your salmonella, bro.

[Anonymous No.20240590]

>>20225090
>PJW
Oh I bet he knows exactly what he needs to get filled

[Anonymous No.20240742]

>>20229439
that's not tartar sauce, that's a dill-infested abomination

[Anonymous No.20240880]

>>20225086
Peas and beans are the only turn off for me, granted beans usually are.

[Anonymous No.20240886]

>>20240590
he gives zesty incel vibes
hopefully thats just catering to his audience

[Anonymous No.20240894]

>>20226142
that sounds grim
at least chip shop curry is kinda related to og indian currys
funny that katsu curry was based on british curry sauce too

[Anonymous No.20240970]

>>20225086

Its more that bongs do not give the slightest fuck about presentation.
All of those as sides to dip in are perfectly reasonable. Yes even the cursed beans, the bongs have that because theyve been addicted to the sugary tomato sauce since the 60s. And instead of just learning to make the sauce themselves they buy heinz out of laziness

[Anonymous No.20241117]

>>20227027
Tried something called "Irish nachos" once. they were terrible. Gotta give something else a shot, I guess

[Anonymous No.20241142]

>>20225086
Carvery roast>>>>>all
Fookin lush

[Anonymous No.20241146]

>>20229429
>gianna michaels
Poor man's Vanessa Blue

[Anonymous No.20241592]

>>20236538
I REFUSE

[Anonymous No.20241638]

>>20230162
he means pidgeon not pidgin: he's talking about food size after all. he's too accustomed to his retarded rhetoric.

[Anonymous No.20242180]

>>20226330
i have been eating food like this since I was a kid and im still lean and in good health. There's such a thing as moderation.

[Anonymous No.20242484]

>>20241638
>he doesnt know about pidgin
here, have a laff or two
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin

[Anonymous No.20242774]

>>20229439
keyed

[Anonymous No.20243441]

>>20232740
It gets better.
>I bought the king candy bar to troll them

[Anonymous No.20243449]

>>20226331
mix the mayo with ketchup and it would be good

[Anonymous No.20243472]

>>20232827
It's not peanut butter, it's peanut sauce like in Indonesian dishes

[Anonymous No.20243583]

>>20243441
Hershey's ain't even a dollar no more.

[Anonymous No.20244979]

Ndhawu leyi i xihambukelo xa mina sweswi.