/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20222606]

>order expensive salad that contains tomatoes, cucumber, bell pepper, carrots, onions and lettuce
>it's mostly lettuce
>try other restaurants
>same problem
>check online about this phenomena
>people on reddit defend it
>"If you don't like lettuce maybe don't order a salad but idk"
>"Why order a salad if it's not what want?"
i ordered a salad, not a bowl of cheap lettuce. it seems like people just don't understand what a salad is supposed to look like. they think salad = lettuce. they think it's alright and perfectly fine to get charged 10$ for a salad that's supposed to contain several ingredients but in the end mostly contains lettuce.

why is it ok to have any complaint about any ordered food being faulty but when you get scammed with your salad you just get a response like "lol why would you order a salad anyway?" or "that's just the way it is, suck it up"

[Anonymous No.20222622]

You should have known

[Anonymous No.20222624]

>>20222606
Looks like a salad to me.

[Anonymous No.20222627]

>>20222606
>seems like people just don't understand what a salad is supposed to look like
Seems more like it's really just you.

[Anonymous No.20222629]

>>20222624
>>20222627
>t never had a salad
no wonder americans are fat, they have never seen an actual salad

[Anonymous No.20222635]

>>20222606
If you want good salad, you have to go to a place that specializes in salad. It's stupid that other places can't get something so simple right but they just don't.

[Anonymous No.20222642]

Sounds like this has spread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJUbmGDc6k&t=10

[Anonymous No.20222651]

>>20222629
You're the one who literally made a thread talking about how you just tried salad for the first time in your life, retard.

[Anonymous No.20222659]

>>20222651
so you are illiterate aswell? i made a thread about restaurants scamming people with salads that list a dozen ingredients but only serve you lettuce. you need to revisit school you dumbass

[Anonymous No.20222664]

>>20222629
I'm a europoor. Anyway, I've seen salads like this before. They are usually cheap and meant to be a side not a whole meal. I got them on vacation in Italy as a starter for free. If this bothers you just make one yourself, that's simple enough.

[Anonymous No.20222671]

>>20222659
>order a salad
>it's mostly lettuce
>order salad from a bunch of other places
>same thing
>go online
>everyone tells me that's what a salad is
You've obviously never had a salad before just recently.

[Anonymous No.20222677]

>>20222664
>They are usually cheap and meant to be a side not a whole meal
this salad cost as much as the pizza itself.
> If this bothers you just make one yourself,
that's a terrible argument as i already stated in the op
>order pizza salami
>only one slice of salami
>bro don't complain, just make your own pizza at home
>>20222671
>You've obviously never had a salad before just recently.
i had dozen salads, i already stated that it's just restaurants doing that
>order pizza salami
>comes with only one slice of salami
>bro that's what pizza salami is
lowest iq on this board, i can tell you never had an actual salad. pic related is alien shit to you, you fat dumbass

[Anonymous No.20222681]

>>20222606
Just stop buying food from restaurants. You'll never regret not being disappointed and ripped off at every single meal.

[Anonymous No.20222685]

>>20222677
>order pizza salami
>comes with only one slice of salami
Maybe you should have ordered a salami pizza you ESL retard.

[Anonymous No.20222691]

>>20222677
>>bro don't complain, just make your own pizza at home
the difference is that salad is way fucking easier to make on your own

[Anonymous No.20222694]

>>20222677
>orders a garden salad
>complains when he doesn't receive a greek salad
You really are dumb.

[Anonymous No.20222697]

A reasonable amount of low culture fatties in this thread

[Anonymous No.20222703]

>>20222697
Pretty sure it's all just OP.

[Anonymous No.20222707]

>>20222677
If you want a Greek salad order one. It has no lettuce.
>I ordered an apple pie with vanilla ice cream
>wtf the dish is mostly apples and not vanilla ice cream

[Anonymous No.20222708]

>>20222685
>can't argue the point made
>"MUH ESL"
as i thought, fat mutt who never saw an actual salad. get of my thread and finish your shitty mctrash meal
>>20222691
so? this makes it even worse. imagine charging 10$ for something as easy as this and fucking up, also pasta is also easy to make just like pizza. if i pay up to 10$ for something like a salad then the least you should do is not scam me.
>>20222694
>orders a garden salad
>get's a bowl of lettuce
accurate i ordered a garden salad and didn't get it. dumbest retard itt so far

[Anonymous No.20222712]

OP forgot to mention that the "restaurants" he went to were jails.

[Anonymous No.20222715]

>>20222707
i never said i ordered a greek salad. i ordered a mixed salad and didn't get it. realy make me wonder what the average iq on this board is. you can tell no one here even cooks anything themselves by the fact that they don't even know how to make a basic af salad

[Anonymous No.20222719]

>>20222715
I see other vegetables in your op pic though.

[Anonymous No.20222723]

>>20222708
>fat mutt who never saw an actual salad
You're the one who started talking about ordering a slice of salami and receiving a slice of salami for some reason. I know you're just trolling, but it's funny because you really don't seem to understand that everything you say makes it sound like you've never had a salad before and are complaining about small portion sizes.

[Anonymous No.20222725]

>>20222719
>90% lettuce
>half a tomatoe
>but i see other stuff aswell
realy bringing the point home here. >>20222685

>order pizza salami
>comes with only one slice of salami

[Anonymous No.20222728]

>>20222723
>You're the one who started talking about ordering a slice of salami and receiving a slice of salami for some reason.
illiterate again? not even going to bother to read the rest until you point out where i said that. i'll wait

[Anonymous No.20222729]

>>20222725
Anon. You ordered a fucking salad. Would you be more happy if they put it like 90 % tomatoes and only 10 % lettuce?

[Anonymous No.20222735]

>>20222729
>salad is said to contain like 5 different ingredients
>would you be happy if you would get 90% of x instead of Y?
no? is it so hard to make a salad for so many people, like realy?

[Anonymous No.20222738]

Wait, is OP trying to claim that shitty salad he threw together in the OP pic is actually at a restaurant? Aside from the fact that he's already eaten half of it, he's obviously at home. You can see the fucking liquor bottles on the floor.

[Anonymous No.20222745]

>>20222738
Worse. He ordered a salad with a delivery service.

[Anonymous No.20222746]

>>20222738
>Wait, is OP trying to claim that shitty salad he threw together in the OP pic is actually at a restaurant?
yes
>Aside from the fact that he's already eaten half of it,
so i should just throw it away?
>he's obviously at home
yes, it's 2024 you can order food

[Anonymous No.20222747]

>>20222735
I see at least four ingredients if below the tomatoes is a piece of bell pepper. Why is it in a plastic container though? Did you order it as take away or for delivery?
Why the high blood pressure then. The ingredients are cheap as fuck and easy to prepare. Just make one yourself next time and only order a pizza.

[Anonymous No.20222754]

>>20222746
>op eats all the toppings off the salad
>takes a picture when he's surprised they were sitting on a bed of lettuce and not mixed together
>whines that now all he has is a bowl of lettuce and it's somehow not his fault
So in your pizza salami example did you also eat 90% of the salami off the pizza before getting into the crust?

[Anonymous No.20222756]

>>20222747
>I see at least four ingredients if below the tomatoes is a piece of bell pepper
yes, as i already stated it was 90& lettuce. we could reach a point i this thread when any of the retards here would actualy READ the op
>Why is it in a plastic container though? Did you order it as take away or for delivery?
delivery
>The ingredients are cheap as fuck and easy to prepare
thanks for making my point and why i should feel sammed for paying 10€ for this
>Just make one yourself next time and only order a pizza.
again that's the issue
>don't like pasta? make one yourself then
>don't like pizza? make one yourself then
>don't like sandwich? make one yourself then
a salad shouldn't be the exception, if i pay big money for a salad i have the right to get a salad and not a lettuce bowl

[Anonymous No.20222757]

>>20222746
if you order fucking salad off a delivery app you deserve to be served literal shit. what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.20222760]

>>20222754
>makes fake scenario up in his head to use as an argument
i don't argue with fantasies

[Anonymous No.20222761]

>>20222756
Lettuce is usually part of a salad anon.

[Anonymous No.20222763]

>>20222708
>if i pay up to 10$ for something like a salad then the least you should do is not scam me.
the thing is if you're stupid enough to order something as simple as a salad off a delivery app and pay outrageous prices, you deserve to be scammed.

[Anonymous No.20222765]

>>20222757
i am aware americans only have chain restaurants at the level of burger king when it comes to pizza places but i ordered from an actual restaurant and not taco bell
>>20222761
>part
>keyword PART
we are getting here, ou are almost here

[Anonymous No.20222768]

>>20222746
>doordashing a single salad
OP outing himself as a bigger and bigger retard with every post

[Anonymous No.20222773]

>>20222763
>i you pay for food paying good money you deserve to get scammed
ok, now i need an actual explenation
>>20222768
>doordashing a single salad
ok where did i say i ordered a single salad? are you actual single digit iq or just illiterate

[Anonymous No.20222777]

>>20222765
90 % is a part of 100 % anon. I don't think it's that big of a deal. When ordering next time you know to skip the salad and maybe get bruschetta or something and prepare the salad yourself if you are that big of a salad connoisseur.

[Anonymous No.20222782]

>>20222777
>90 % is a part of 100 % anon.
so? like i said if you ordered a sandwich with cheese, salami, lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber it would be alright if they served you a sandich that contains for the most part only lettuce and barely anything else? like again, it
's just accepted that salads are ok to get scammed by despite paying good money
>just make one yourself
why not make your own sandwich asell then? or pizza? or pasta? or burger? all easy to make aswell

[Anonymous No.20222796]

>>20222782
I would argue that cutting veggies and lettuce is as simple as it gets. Many times more simple than making a pizza or fresh paste. A sandwich is easy as well which is why I often make one myself, just like a simple salad. Although the main protagonist in my salad is usually lettuce. Just for clarification would you be happy with a salad where all 5 ingredients share an even 20 %? Or what would be the best distribution in your opinion?

[Anonymous No.20222797]

>>20222765
>americans only have chain restaurants at the level of burger king when it comes to pizza places but i ordered from an actual restaurant and not taco bell
The only places in the US you'd get a salad as shitty as yours are shitty chain restaurants, or as a side salad included with a meal. Pretty ironic you keep talking about Americans when your "actual restaurants" are on par with our fast food places.

[Anonymous No.20222801]

>>20222796
well assuming i order a salad that contains 5 veggies than something like 20/20/20/20/20 would be nice.
>>20222797
>Pretty ironic you keep talking about Americans when your "actual restaurants" are on par with our fast food places.
i am aware, wich is why i made this thread. if i ordered that from mcdonadls then it's my fault but i ordered from an actual respected restaurant and paid 10€ for this. the le<ast i should expect is a garden salad for buying a garden salad and not a bowl of lettuce

[Anonymous No.20222806]

>>20222801
>20/20/20/20/20 would be nice.
Thanks for your honesty anon. I sincerely hope the next salad you get is more to your liking and I wish you a good night.

[Anonymous No.20222811]

>>20222806
well thanks then. i juest skip buying salad from restaurants in the future

[Anonymous No.20222812]

>>20222801
then that salad would cost triple I guess
they can keep it at that price because lettuce is cheap and they only need to throw in 1 atom of the other ingredients

[Anonymous No.20222813]

OP has a weird obsession with Americans. If you're a Europoor, shouldn't your beef be with your shitty restaurant giving you a shitty salad? Besides, veggies are cheap as shit so you're only outing yourself as a fool paying 5x the amount for the pajeet to laugh at you. You're getting flamed because you act like a manchild ordering a salad instead of keeping fresh veggies at home

[Anonymous No.20222815]

>>20222812
>then that salad would cost triple I guess
not realy, at least not where i live. where i live cucumber and onions are just as cheap as the lettuce

[Anonymous No.20222831]

>>20222813
>OP has a weird obsession with Americans.
because it's common in US to order from chain restaurants like papa john and co. this is equal to ordering salad from mcdonalds wich is not at all comparable to ordering it from an actual restaurant
>veggies are cheap as shit so you're only outing yourself as a fool paying 5x the amount for the pajeet to laugh at you. you act like a manchild ordering a salad instead of keeping fresh veggies at home
you can make most restaurant and fast food meals at home just as cheaply. the main reason to order any food anywhere is pure convenience, that includes salads. people doon't order food because they can't make it at home. you miss the point of a delivery service

[Anonymous No.20222837]

>>20222815
>>20222831

[Anonymous No.20222841]

I'm beginning to think that OP might be legitimately retarded. He seems to think that a salad should have an equal ratio of ingredients, and then posts a greek salad with no lettuce as an example. I'm not sure I've ever seen a salad using lettuce where there was just as much of every other ingredient as there was lettuce. It honestly just looks like they mistakenly gave him a side salad instead of the mixed salad he ordered. If he didn't eat all the cucumbers and bell peppers before taking the picture like he claims, then the issue isn't even that his salad is mostly lettuce, but that half the ingredients aren't there at all. It's not a "scam" if they fucked up your order or the delivery guy grabbed the wrong box. Of course OP is an autistic zoomer so he'll never call to complain, but instead goes online looking for sympathy from people he assumes are just as pathetic as himself.

[Anonymous No.20222853]

>>20222831
>because it's common in US to order from chain restaurants like papa john and co. this is equal to ordering salad from mcdonalds wich is not at all comparable to ordering it from an actual restaurant
This is pure projection coming from someone who's never eaten food from an "actual restaurant" before last week.

[Anonymous No.20222854]

>>20222841
>He seems to think that a salad should have an equal ratio of ingredients
i never said it should be 100% equal, but a garden salad that lists many ingredients should deliver as listed and not serve a bow of lettuce. your iq might be too low to grasp such a simple concept though
>I'm not sure I've ever seen a salad using lettuce where there was just as much of every other ingredient as there was lettuce.
thanks for pointing out the issue as i already stated in the op. if you could read you'd be aware of that but what a shame i guess?
> then the issue isn't even that his salad is mostly lettuce, but that half the ingredients aren't there at al
the glass isn't half full, it's half emty

[Anonymous No.20222859]

>>20222853
it's so much "pure projection" to the point that family guy made a joke about it huh?

[Anonymous No.20222873]

>why yes, this is what i'd call a real garden salad. this makes 20$ then
>what do you mean it's mostly lettuce?
here look on top, some carrots :)
averag /ck/ wannabe cook be like

[Anonymous No.20222875]

>>20222854
>thanks for pointing out the issue as i already stated in the op
The issue is that you've never seen a salad before, but you had this idea in your head about what it should be and everyone keeps telling you you're wrong. When I said I've never seen a salad with just as much lettuce as all the other ingredients that wasn't a criticism; it was a description of what a salad is.

[Anonymous No.20222878]

>>20222606
op, order something called a chopped salad, esp at a greek or isreali restaurant which will feature almost no lettuce, just chopped veggies, and usually nuts and cheese.

Also, mesclun salads at least feature baby lettuces with more nutrition. Same for a spinach salad.

Also, at an italian restaurant, you should try an antipasto salad where you should have a lliteral layer of cheeses, salamis, pickled peppers.

For the most part, cheap salads use cheap iceberg, which though refreshing, as a whole, it's a filler too. You have been dining low end, if it's ALL that you can find everywhere.
Some sal

[Anonymous No.20222882]

>>20222875
>The issue is that you've never seen a salad before
i did, i however never seen a "salad" that's mostly lettuce
> but you had this idea in your head about what it should be and everyone keeps telling you you're wrong.
yes i had and "idea" of how it should look like based oon prior experiences and self made salads
>When I said I've never seen a salad with just as much lettuce as all the other ingredients that wasn't a criticism; it was a description of what a salad is.
no, it's a discription on what poor restaurant salads are based on your terrible prior experiences of poor salads and poor standards

pic related is what an actual garden salad is since you never saw one yourself

[Anonymous No.20222892]

>>20222882
That’s mostly lettuce, retard. You obviously spend all your time on the internet and confuse posed photos for reality.

[Anonymous No.20222900]

>>20222892
>That’s mostly lettuce, retard.
>unironicaly just making shot up
if you think that's mostly lettuce then you are either trolling or dumber than i previously thought

[Anonymous No.20222907]

>>20222606
>>20222873
this is the same as >>20222882
according to this actual dumbass

[Anonymous No.20222932]

>OP doesn't know what a salad is
>gets one delivered and is befuddled at the the composition
>asks reddit for advice... about salad, gets laughed off the site
>comes HERE of all places thinking he'll be treated any better
>throws a tantrum when he doesn't
thanks for the laughs you fucking idiot lol

[Anonymous No.20222949]

>>20222932
>retard thinks a salad is just lettuce
>obviously his salad knowledge is limited to the trash his fat ugly whore of the mother get's from taco bell
>makes random shit up in his head that never happened
>makes another scenario up in his head
>op realized people here don't know how to cook or anything else about food
unironicaly kys subhuman

[Anonymous No.20223083]

threads like these are why im glad delivery apps exist. only time you should use them is if you’re drunk. everyone laugh at the retard

[Anonymous No.20223095]

>>20223083
i ordered from a restaurant not the shitty taci bell you order from faggot. expect quality here is different from the gutter you usualy order from when your alcoholoc ass craves food

[Anonymous No.20223173]

>>20223095
>taci bell
do they sell pizza salami?

[Anonymous No.20223183]

>>20223095
>usualy
>alcoholoc
kek salad cuck is raging hard now, losing all fine motor control

[Anonymous No.20223188]

>>20223095
maybe you need to lay off the sauce with how you’re typing

[Anonymous No.20223190]

>>20223183
i am busy playing tekken and type fast. enjoy my typpos, they are all yours. in fact call your mom downstair to your basement and show her all the typos you found today.

[Anonymous No.20223205]

>>20223190
too busy playing to make a salad? idk why you would ever want a salad when you could have a grinder

[Anonymous No.20223233]

>>20223205
That is mostly meat not sure if it constitutes a grinder, its like 80% meat 20% bread 20% veg

[Anonymous No.20223247]

Just read the thread. OP is fucking retarded and everyone giving him shit is right. I don’t think he’s ever made a salad in his life.

[Anonymous No.20223248]

>>20223233
how do i make the 120% sandwich?

[Anonymous No.20223255]

>>20222606
In some languages, salad literally means lettuce.
It might be esl scum you’re talking to anon

[Anonymous No.20223272]

>>20223247
>OP is retarded for expecting a garden salad after buying salad but getting a bowl of lettuce instead
i bet you also complained about getting your order fucked up, guess what, you are a retard and wrong for complaining aswell :)

[Anonymous No.20223284]

>>20223272
I wouldn’t order a salad from some shitty takeaway and then complain about it because I’m not retarded like you.

[Anonymous No.20223303]

>>20223284
>i wouldn't order a (food item) from a restaurant and complain when i don't get it because i am a pussy who sucks it up and has no backbone. my gfs boyfriend tyroone would agree
kek @ your life faggot

[Anonymous No.20223317]

>>20223255
OP is a bong or strayan. They think salad just means vegetables like you’d put on a sandwich or burger. He types like an ESL, though, and keeps switching between pounds and dollars, so who knows.

[Anonymous No.20223323]

>>20223317
i am german and all i am saying is that a normal salad adds lettuce in it, but doesn't make it the whole dish

[Anonymous No.20223327]

>>20223303
>my gfs boyfriend tyroone would agree
Hey, fuck face, Mutt’s Law is for Americans. Stop stealing my culture. I hope Ahmed put evil djinn curses on that shit salad when he made it for you.

[Anonymous No.20223331]

>every restaurant i’ve ordered a salad from looks like shit
>NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!
>ONLY AN AMERICAN WOULD THINK A SALAD IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE [literally every salad at every restaurant in my country]!
The cognitive dissonance is astonishing.

[Anonymous No.20223338]

>>20223331
>every american orders his pizza from a pizza chain like papa johns or pizza hut
>they think the salad from this mcdonalds tier "restaurants" are comparable to a salad from an actual restaurant
>mutt is confused for getting called out as retarded for comparing the expected quality of both salads

[Anonymous No.20223360]

>>20223338
Wow. That really went right over your head, didn’t it?

[Anonymous No.20223419]

>>20223360
not at all, and i already told you why. if you grew up with burgers having and moved to a new location where every single burger served has a shitty small patty and a shit ton of lettuce in it instead then it's justified to complain because a normal burger isn't supposed to be like that same with salad. a normal salad isn't a bowl of lettuce no matter how much you like to pretend it is. and if you think it is that says a lot about you as a "cook" then it is about me for expecting an actual salad after paying even more money on it then the fucking pizza that came with it.

[Anonymous No.20223424]

Greed is a form of cancer. It eacalates exponentially.

[Anonymous No.20223431]

>>20223419
What is a typical salad in your homeland?

[Anonymous No.20223439]

>>20223431
tomatoes, cucumber, onions, bell pepper, maybe carrots and SOME lettuce. only the cheap grocery store salads have a shit tone of lettuce but even those have less than any restaurant here that charges 5 times as much for less veggies

[Anonymous No.20223468]

>>20222606
Haven’t done it in a while but subway used to have God tier salads. They’d make one from all the fixings do you would get 3 different types of peppers, onions, spinach, olives ect. I’d get mine without lettuce and add my own at home.

[Anonymous No.20223500]

>>20223439
Why don’t you make your own salad instead of buying bagged mixes or getting takeaway salad from a pizza shop?

[Anonymous No.20223505]

>>20223500
i usualy do but as i already stated earlier, you can make most restaurant and fast food meals at home just as cheaply. the main reason to order any food anywhere is pure convenience, that includes salads. people doon't order food because they can't make it at home.

[Anonymous No.20223523]

>>20223500
OP is a tubby German who complains online about ordering veggies instead of realizing restaurants can't read his mind and figure out exactly how many pieces of lettuce to serve him. His response is to blame Americans because he didn't take his meds this morning

[Anonymous No.20223528]

>>20223439
>any restaurant here that charges 5 times as much for less veggies
cry more

[Anonymous No.20223534]

>>20223523
>instead of realizing restaurants can't read his mind and figure out exactly how many pieces of lettuce to serve him
how about not making a lettuce bowl and call it salad? i am not complaining that i got a bit too much lettuce but that my "salad" is basicaly JUSt lettuce. you realy need to make that one braincell of yours work here buddy
>>20223528
>order food
>get wrong food
>cry more
great rebuttal here. hope the enxt shit your order yourself at some point is going to have some ass hair in it, i bet a pussy ass like you would just suck it up and not at all "cry" about it

[Anonymous No.20223570]

Ask them to hold the lettuce next time and see if they increase the ratio of other ingredients

[Anonymous No.20223601]

this is correct, US prepared salads are of two types:
1) 90% leafy greens, 10% ingredients, possibly with too much olive oil
2) chicken/etc. salad completely DRENCHED in mayo, two-three times more than necessary, sometimes also extremely sweet for some reason
all are fucking awful
as a european who moved to US, one of things I miss are normal salads

[Anonymous No.20223632]

>>20223419
So you’re German but living in the US? Why the fuck didn’t you just say that?

[Anonymous No.20223648]

>>20222606
you can't get quality from a restaurant at any price point. if you go somewhere more expensive, you'll just get a shitty cut corners version of something higher status. do all your own cooking, be effortlessly slim, and enjoy having much more money.

[Anonymous No.20223651]

>>20223601
just so that you understand what I'm talking about, picrelated are salads salads

[Anonymous No.20223657]

>>20223651
>>20223601
picrelated is NONSENSE that is a default option for a """"salad"""" in US, because the word salad is the same as the leafy green (very stupid)

[Anonymous No.20223663]

>>20222606
Unless you have a sweetgreen near you you’re gonna need to make your own salads. Every other place will rip you off with the lettuce because it is so cheap. I like to make spinach based salads with red cabbage and shredded chicken with apples. Never seen anything like that at a restaurant other than sweetgreen

[Anonymous No.20223671]

>>20223651
yes rhat's a salad.

[Anonymous No.20223675]

>>20222606
i'd like salad if it was spinach instead of lettuce. lettuce just isn't very nice.

[Anonymous No.20223685]

>>20223675
Yeah lettuce sucks and it doesn’t keep well in the fridge for very long. I like to make bulk salad for the week and if I use lettuce it wilts and ruins the whole salad in just a few days. Lettuce is gay.

[Anonymous No.20223693]

Arugula is good

[Anonymous No.20223694]

>>20223468
You can get that from publix

[Anonymous No.20223701]

>>20223651
>>20223671
I can find normal salads only in armenian "european grocery" store that has a bunch of russian-style salads, but at least they're there, even if only 3 types
really really sad that US has a massive blind spot for good salads

[Anonymous No.20223703]

>>20222685
kekked

[Anonymous No.20223709]

>>20222949
I fully agree with you OP but looking at the current state of takeout/restaurant food, you should really not expect anything less then the jewish shit that they doing, and the worst of it is this ain't gonna get any better. Just look at these retards defending paying 10+ dollars for a handful of fucking lettuce. >pic related
>a gardeners salad

[Anonymous No.20223730]

>>20222606
WHO DID YOU ORDER FROM?

If it is a fucking pizza joint you are a retard among retards, and reddit properly roasted your ass.

>>20222715
>ordered a mixed salad
Oh ho, looks like someone ordered from a pizza joint like a retard, no restaurant that provides real salads call them that. It's Ceasar, House, Garden, or some other term specific to the restaurant.

Mixed and side salads are just lettuce and maybe tomato like in the OP image. You got what you ordered retard. Assuming it was even ordered and not some grocery salad bar you collected.

>>20222738
OP actually has one of those clear takeaway containers like the grocery stores use for the salad bar. It's not a stretch to think OP faked this shit for lulz while pretending to be a retard who orders salad from delivery.

>>20222765
Still not seeing WHO you ordered from. Money is on OP ordering from a place that doesn't do salads as it's main or side gig.

>>20223095
Still no specific restaurant, OP confirmed for retard.

[Anonymous No.20223733]

>>20223701
>>20223657
>>20223651
>>20223601
btw, can any boomer /ck/unt help me understand why the salad situation is so bad here in US? The entire yurp has salads figured out
without any details, I can just imagine 70s karen going
>I ordered a SALAD, why the leafy greens are just 15% of the dish? You also added SAUSAGE!!!??? I ordered salad because I want to complement my 2l soda and 19 inch pizza with a HEALTHY option!!! If I eat leafy greens it'll cancel the bad calories! I will SUE!!!
>and henceforth every restaurant in US was forced to produce extremely shitty dishes

[Anonymous No.20223744]

>>20223730
i already wrote down in the thread that i didn't order from a pizza joint but actual locals where you dine with your dide

[Anonymous No.20223750]

>>20223730
>that doesn't do salads as it's main or side gig.
the local had a huge selection of salad

[Anonymous No.20223783]

>>20223733
The salad situation is great in the US. OP is in Germany. He just keeps talking about Americans because it’s the only insult he knows for people who disagree with him (everyone).

[Anonymous No.20223795]

OP is a mohammeden migrant from a desert shithole who expected the streets of Europe to be paved in vegetables. Lol.

[Anonymous No.20223806]

>>20223783
>The salad situation is great in the US.
I'm not op, and I'm in US and I know that that is a lie
US salads are atrociously, disgustingly bad

[Anonymous No.20223812]

>>20223806
Skills issue, namely going to stupid places. There are plenty of places to get good salad. If you're getting bad salad, it's because you make poor choices.

[Anonymous No.20223813]

Typically yuropoor/ck/ thread be like
>look at how shitty food is in yurop
>DO AMERICANS REALLY!? TACO BELL! MCDONALDS! MUTTS! MUTTS! MUTTS!!!

[Anonymous No.20223814]

>>20223783
i tcall you americans because you bring up pizza joints thinking i ordered from papa johns or some shit

[Anonymous No.20223824]

>>20223812
>There are plenty of places to get good salad
it's a sin to lie, anon
what percentage of """places""" in US have good salad and bad salad?

[Anonymous No.20223835]

>>20223814
What was that, Ahmed? Learn English, you goat enthusiast.

[Anonymous No.20223837]

>>20223835
keep being pissed muttface, i spit and shit on your language

[Anonymous No.20223841]

>>20222606
shoulda gone to chic fil a, their salads are decent

[Anonymous No.20223885]

>>20223813
more like
>look how shit this salad is, how is this sold as garden salad
>retarded fat mutt: this looks normal
(you)

[Anonymous No.20224017]

>>20223814
You spent less than 10 yurobucks on a pizza and are calling it “an actual restaurant.” Just admit you went to some shitty Turkish or Greek takeout place that nobody orders salad from.

[Anonymous No.20224054]

>>20222712
Fun fact: Most of the jail/prison kitchens are run by Sysco.

[Anonymous No.20224066]

Salad is a scam and not healthy lol.

[Anonymous No.20224078]

>>20222664
Europeans have countries but cute attempt.

[Anonymous No.20224351]

>>20224078
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.20225051]

All I've learned from this thread is that I'd rather have a salad from Taco Bell than a salad from an "actual restaurant" in Europe. It's wild how low their standards are.

[Anonymous No.20225092]

>>20222606
Because salads are for women who want to consume or trick themselves into believing they are consuming a low amount of calories, so they can't complain about the lettuce

[Anonymous No.20225203]

>>20222606

[Anonymous No.20225432]

>>20222606
>why is it ok to have any complaint about any ordered food being faulty but when you get scammed with your salad you just get a response like "lol why would you order a salad anyway?" or "that's just the way it is, suck it up"
If your complaint was that your salad didn't have any cucumbers, bell peppers, or onions, you'd have a perfectly valid complaint. But you obviously ordered a salad that was going to be primarily lettuce. There are plenty of other kinds of salads, many of which don't contain any lettuce, but you're the retard for ordering this particular one and thinking it was going to be mostly vegetables with just a little lettuce.

[Anonymous No.20225458]

>>20225432
>But you obviously ordered a salad that was going to be primarily lettuce.
no i wasn't it in fact mentioned lettuce only as one of like 5 ingredients. it wasn't a lettuce salad but a garden salad
>There are plenty of other kinds of salads, many of which don't contain any lettuce
all of their salads had lettuce as an INGREDIENT not as the main part
>but you're the retard for ordering this particular one and thinking it was going to be mostly vegetables with just a little lettuce.
i am a retard for ordering a garden salad wich is supposed to look like pic related but got a bowl of lettuce instead?
>order pepperoni pizza
>get margarita instead with only ONE slice of pepperoni
>well don't order margarite next time?
you're a dumbass and don't even read the thread you reply in. fuck off

[Anonymous No.20225463]

>>20222606
>That will be $12 sir

[Anonymous No.20225464]

>>20225432
why reply in a thread if you are not even going to bother to read the post you replied to? what makes people behave like this?

[Anonymous No.20225469]

>>20225463
>/ck/ thinks this is ok but will cry if their pizza slop is s1 inch smaller than listed in the menu

[Anonymous No.20225475]

>>20225458
>i am a retard for ordering a garden salad wich is supposed to look like pic related
The salad in that picture IS primarily lettuce, retard. Again, if your complaint was that there were basically no other vegetables you'd have a valid case. But your problem seems to be that lots of salads have lettuce as the main component, and that's just you never having eaten a salad before.
>>20225464
>literally quoted the last sentence of the post

[Anonymous No.20225514]

>>20225475
>The salad in that picture IS primarily lettuce, retard.
you are a dishnest dumbass for arguing >>20225458
has the same amount of lettuce as >>20222606
do count the tomatoes and cucumbers you dishonest fuck. i demand your ass to count it to prove me wrong but we both know you won't
>if your complaint was that there were basically no other vegetables you'd have a valid case.
the glass isnT half full, it's half empty isn't a valid argument, guess why there are almost no other veggies? BECAUSE IT'S MOSTLY LETTUCE AND THE BOX CAN ONLY FIT SO MUCH YOU ACTUAL RETARD
>But your problem seems to be that lots of salads have lettuce as the main component, and that's just you never having eaten a salad before.
i eat more salad in a day than your fatass has ever seen in his life, your knowledge of ssalad consists of mdonalds lettuce salad you watch people eat while your fatass stuffs 5 mig macs down it's throat kys
>literally quoted the last sentence of the post
>order expensive salad that contains TOMATOES, CUCUMBER, BELL PEPPER, ONIONS and lettuce
yes and ignored the context. nice job exposing yourself as a dishonet rat

[Anonymous No.20225518]

>>20225514
and carrots, forgot that aswell

[Anonymous No.20225528]

okay whats worse, >>20222606 >>20222873
or pic, a half head of lettuce that's not going to be clean and not even cut up. you know how dirty the creases are?

[Anonymous No.20225531]

>>20225528
they are all nasty, leave it to greeks to make god tier salads

[Anonymous No.20225535]

>>20225528
wedge salads are only made from lettuce heads grown using aquaponics
obviously fancy flyover places sell dirt bug lettuce salads

[Anonymous No.20225538]

>>20225528
A wedge salad is the only legitimate use for iceberg lettuce. It's not something I go out of my way for, but it's occasionally nice.
>>20225531
OP's salad was made by Greeks in Germany.

[Anonymous No.20225544]

>>20222873
That's probably lettuce from a farm to table place that tastes like how real lettuce should taste like. It's not the crunch water slop you get in the supermarket. Learn the difference.

[Anonymous No.20225553]

>>20225544
this is you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErRHJlE4PGI

[Anonymous No.20225556]

>>20225538
no, it was from an italian restaurant. my greek local is the only one who get's salad right
>>20225544
>believe, this lettuce FUCKS, you are getting a real deal. that makes 20.99$ then please :)
lmao

[Anonymous No.20225566]

>>20225514
>primarily lettuce
>the same amount of lettuce
I'm glad you're back, OP. I find your inability to understand anything, and difficulty both communicating and even just typing, really amusing. You also seem legitimately mad. If you're actually trolling I don't even care at this point. You've committed to the bit and I applaud you.

[Anonymous No.20225584]

>>20225566
>>primarily lettuce
>>the same amount of lettuce
ok let me explain it so that even a subhuman like you understands. lets say you have 5 pounds of lettuce in two salads boxes. one box can fit 9 pounds and the other can fit 6 pounds, one box is goind to have 4 pounds veggies to fill it and the other is goind to have only one pound. now your retard ass thinks this is not a scam because "technicaly they have the same amount of lettuce"

seriously asking, how do you survive with brain damage this huge that such a simple concept is foreign to you?

[Anonymous No.20225586]

>>20225566
>>primarily lettuce
>>the same amount of lettuce
ok let me explain it so that even a subhuman like you understands. lets say you have 5 pounds of lettuce in two salad boxes. one box can fit 9 pounds and the other can fit 6 pounds, one box is going to have 4 pounds veggies to fill it and the other is going to have only one pound. now your retard ass thinks this is not a scam because "technicaly they have the same amount of lettuce"

seriously asking, how do you survive with brain damage this huge that such a simple concept is foreign to you?

[Anonymous No.20225612]

>>20225566
retard

[Anonymous No.20225629]

>>20225586
>>20225612
Amazing. You misunderstood quotes FROM YOUR OWN POST and even made a little picture about it.

[Anonymous No.20225635]

>>20225566
>one has at least 8 visible slices of cucumber and at least 9 visible tomatoes and a good amount of carrots
>other has 0 visible slices of cucumber and only 3 slices of tomatoe with like no visible carrots. but they are the same because "muh lettuce is about equal"
magnificent troll

[Anonymous No.20225638]

>>20222606
>it seems like people just don't understand what a salad is supposed to look like.
correct and that means you're either trolling, retarded or both
>checked reddit
checks out, later fagtron

[Anonymous No.20225640]

>>20225629
>You misunderstood quotes FROM YOUR OWN POST
i didn't misunderstand at all, you quoted
>primarily lettuce
wich is the case when 90% of your bowl is fucking lettuce you dumbass

[Anonymous No.20225642]

>>20225635
And now he's trying to do math that has nothing to do with what's being argued. I love it.

[Anonymous No.20225644]

>>20225638
litteral kindergarden level of argument
>lol you retard @ lmao kek
zoomer shit like you should be banned on sight

[Anonymous No.20225649]

>>20225642
the "salad" in op lacking veggies besides lettuce is the fucking point you dumbass, again you DON'T EVEN READ THE THREAD. last you for your pathetic low quality troll attempts until you start to read the thread

[Anonymous No.20225653]

>>20225640
You're getting a little too close to giving away that you understand the problem here. It's really hard to not just do the obvious thing and easily explain what you're missing - but that wouldn't be any fun.

[Anonymous No.20225654]

>>20225553
That's the wrong part of the country and the wrong demographic.
These places all cater to rich maga types and multinational execs that live here. They know the farms if not outright owning them here.
>>20225556
>$20.99
It's usually more than that and a bunch don't have prices

[Anonymous No.20225659]

>>20225649
It seems more like you didn't read the thread, which is weird because you've replied to almost every post.

[Anonymous No.20225663]

>>20225653
yes the problem is that the salad lack any other veggies because they filled the box with fucking lettuce. comparing it to a bowl that has the same amount of lettuce but a shit ton of vegies is subhuman iq shit. i bet you thought yu were being smart making that comparison only to resort to shitposting once his low iq argument is challenged
>>20225659
i did read the thread, care to point out your point or are yo going to just troll?

[Anonymous No.20225682]

>>20222606
Make cucumber salad
>finely dice Persian or English cucumbers, tomatoes, red onion, (optional) jalapenos
>chop fresh parsley, optionally add cilantro or mint
>mix together with lemon juice, olive oil, and salt to taste
If you can't figure this out and instead continue to order and complain about overpriced bowls of lettuce, rope yourself unironically.

[Anonymous No.20225692]

>>20225682
>If you can't figure this out and instead continue to order and complain about overpriced bowls of lettuce, rope yourself unironically.
the entire point of ordering delivers is convenience, people order not because it's hard to make but because they can't be arsed. your argument can be used for anything
>buy sandwich
>get scammed
>your fault, should have made it yourself
>buy pizza
>get scammed
>your fault, should have made it yourself
you may be too underage to get that though little bitch

[Anonymous No.20225710]

I'm surprised that the thread is still up. How do you feel now after sleeping, still mad that a salad contained lettuce? Also why is the name of the file 20220904. That was 1.5 years ago, are you still eating the salad?

[Anonymous No.20225717]

>>20225710
>still mad that a salad contained lettuce?
no, just making fun of /ck/ wannabe "cooks" who don't even know what an actual salad looks like
>ccheck catalog
>all mcdonalds, taco bell and co
no wonder, everyone here weights 200 pounds and sits shirtless infront of the pc stuffing a pizza down their fat throat

[Anonymous No.20225719]

>>20225663
>no reply when asked to point out where i stated that
checks out, just concern trolling

[Anonymous No.20225735]

>>20225717
Can you elaborate on the wrong date in the filename of your picture?

[Anonymous No.20225763]

>>20225663
>the problem is that the salad lack any other veggies because they filled the box with fucking lettuce
Now you're just moving the goalpost and saying the problem is that you got a TAKEOUT salad, which is ironic because multiple anons have called you out for getting delivery already, even though that was never the issue under discussion.
>care to point out your point
I have to go to work, so I guess I'll indulge you.
I pointed out the two salads both being primarily lettuce was not the same thing as the two salads having the same amount of lettuce relative to the other ingredients. This is important, because, as was pointed out here >>20225432 and elsewhere, nobody is disputing that the salad in the OP looks like shit, and definitely should have more veggies. But YOUR argument has always been that a salad isn't supposed to be PRIMARILY lettuce. You also seem to think that's just an American thing, which I still think is funny considering every restaurant in your country apparently makes salads that way, at least according to your own anecdotal experience. The bigger point is that the salad here >>20225458 is obviously primarily lettuce. Going back to another point made earlier, it really does seem like you're just a terminally online basement dweller who's never eaten a salad before last week, and doesn't understand that the images of salads you look at on (American) mom blogs are always going to have a lot more toppings on top for presentation, despite the fact that you can clearly see they're sitting on what is primarily a bed of lettuce.

tl;dr - you keep switching between two (now three) different positions depending on whichever one is more convenient at the moment, which allows you to never engage with what's actually being said.

>i bet you thought yu were being smart
I am smart, but that's not a requirement for seeing how dumb you are.

[Anonymous No.20225770]

>>20224054
SYSCO is better than SODEXO

[Anonymous No.20225816]

>>20225763
>Now you're just moving the goalpost and saying the problem is that you got a TAKEOUT salad
i never moved the goalpost you however can't stop doing so. my very first comment
>order expensive salad that contains tomatoes, cucumber, bell pepper, carrots, onions and lettuce
1/2

[Anonymous No.20225821]

>>20225816
>>20225763
>it's mostly lettuce
it was always about the salad having not enough veggies, but it needs someone literate who actually bothers to read the thread to know that
> that you got a TAKEOUT salad, which is ironic because multiple anons have called you out for getting delivery already
this is litteraly you and other retards moving the goalpost of my original complaint to argue take out shit when i already said that i ordered from a restaurant and not your shitty taco bell or mcdonalds you retards shitpost the entire catalog about because that's the "restaurant" you ever set a foot in. i ordered from a restaurant that had a huge selection of salads to go up to 20€ wich is TWO mctrash menus.
>But YOUR argument has always been that a salad isn't supposed to be PRIMARILY lettuce
wich is true when you salad is a garden salad that is supposed to have other veggies aswell. your argument only works for salads that are known to be primarily lettuce wich i already stated in the thread that this wasn't the case.

it's just another case of retards in this thread making a scenario up in their head to argue stuff i never said and in fact even corrected multiple times, but again. NO ONE here reads the thrad because writing dumb shit is easier.
>You also seem to think that's just an American thing
the fact that all the retarded mutts here immidetaly jumped to the assumption that i ordered from some shitty chain restaurant like taco bell wich is known for their shit lettuce salads proves me right in my assumption
>and doesn't understand that the images of salads you look at on (American) mom blogs are always going to have a lot more toppings on top for presentation
as opposed to any other pizza and burger? you get exactly what you expect from google images and presented images of food you are about to order, but not salad because salad is just to scam people because retards like you think it's ok to charge 20$ for fucking lettuce
2/3

[Anonymous No.20225825]

>>20225763
>>20225816
>tl;dr - you keep switching between two (now three) different positions depending on whichever one is more convenient at the moment, which allows you to never engage with what's actually being said.
very ironic because that is litteraly what you retards are doing by switching the argument to "cheap take out salad" wich i already corrected hundred times
>I am smart, but that's not a requirement for seeing how dumb you are.

it's usually dumb people that think they are smart, congratz on outing yourself as an illiterate dumbass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFL5NoM9GVE

[Anonymous No.20225861]

>>20225763
>This is important, because, as was pointed out here >>20225432 and elsewhere, nobody is disputing that the salad in the OP looks like shit, and definitely should have more veggies. But YOUR argument has always been that a salad isn't supposed to be PRIMARILY lettuce
you mean the (the already corrected) post that made the baseless assumption that i ordered a salad that is known to be mostly lettuce? the one i already corrected and said the salad i ordered wasn't a lettuce salad? your argument boils down to
>op orders pizza salami
>get's margarita instead
retard the likes of you make the assumption i ordered a pizza that is known to be mostly margarita and argues his own fanfction
yes but it's me who moves goalposts right? for someone pretending to be smart you sure lack basic reading comprehension. get yourself checked faggot

[Anonymous No.20225866]

>>20225763
>This is important, because, as was pointed out here >>20225432 and elsewhere, nobody is disputing that the salad in the OP looks like shit, and definitely should have more veggies. But YOUR argument has always been that a salad isn't supposed to be PRIMARILY lettuce
you mean the (the already corrected) post that made the baseless assumption that i ordered a salad that is known to be mostly lettuce? the one i already corrected and said the salad i ordered wasn't a lettuce salad? your argument boils down to
>op orders pizza salami
>get margarita instead
>retards the likes of you then make the assumption i ordered a pizza that is known to be mostly margarita and argues his own fanfction
yes but it's me who moves goalposts right? for someone pretending to be smart you sure lack basic reading comprehension. get yourself checked faggot

[Anonymous No.20226216]

>>20223709
That looks so fucking good. What oil used? And what’s in there all together?

[Anonymous No.20226494]

the brain rot required in order to seethe about americans for hours because the salads in his third word commie shithole are lacking in the amount of ingredients native to the new world must be mandatory in europe

[Anonymous No.20226554]

Just ask for a non-lettuce option
Say you're allergic

[Anonymous No.20227442]

>>20225735
It’s the only original content he’s ever posted that got replies in the double digits and he’s trying to replicate that feeling of being acknowledged, since it’s not something that happens in his real life.

[Anonymous No.20227460]

>>20227442
>makes up shit in his head to be mad about
you are a joke

[Anonymous No.20227645]

>>20225816
>>20225821
>>20225825
>>20225866
I love you, anon. Arguing with retards is one of my favorite things, and coming home to this incoherent rant just made my day.

[Anonymous No.20227655]

>>20227645
no one cares anymore, kys you retarded trannyfaggot

[Anonymous No.20227859]

Salad usually has lettuce

[Anonymous No.20227883]

>>20222606
If you don't like lettuce maybe don't order a salad but idk

[Anonymous No.20227891]

>>20227883
that's not the point of the post, learn to read retard
>>20227859
yes? your point?

[Anonymous No.20227892]

>>20227891
It has lettuce

[Anonymous No.20227902]

>>20227892
truly insane observation, but nothing to do with the complaint

[Anonymous No.20227931]

>>20222629
>americans are fat
>desires more food on his salad

sould like you are the one trying to stuff your pie hole with more shit. And you couldnt make it in america we are just better. Now go be a loser.

[Anonymous No.20227941]

>>20227931
damn my post realy left a nice brown and smelly walmart stain in your mutts pants huh. the mutt seethe here is of the charts.

[Anonymous No.20227943]

>>20225717
I haven't weighed 200 lbs since high school, you little fucking salad twink

[Anonymous No.20228023]

>>20227943
true, your weigth should have doubled by now and use two glued wheelchairs to fit your fatass

[Anonymous No.20228798]

>>20222627
that is the worst salad I have ever seen
t. greek

[Anonymous No.20228803]

>>20228798
Nobody is defending the salad in the OP. They're calling him a retard for thinking a garden salad isn't going to be primarily lettuce.

[Anonymous No.20228820]

>>20228803
because it isn't unless your restaurant sucks ass and charges 10€ for a bowl of lettuce. i am aware that food standards on /ck/ is low considering the entire catalog is fellating a bunch of cheap fast food places but that doesn't mean i have to not voice a complaint about it

[Anonymous No.20228823]

Daily reminder that the most prolific Taco Bell poster on /ck/ is also recognized as one of the best cooks on /ck/ as well.

[Anonymous No.20229998]

>>20222606
soviet hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.20230005]

>>20222606
looks like you have no idea what a salad is.

[Anonymous No.20230016]

>>20230005
>get pepperoni pizza with only one slice
>LooKS lIKe YoU HAvE nO idEa WhaT a PEppERno PiZZa iS
mouthbreather

[Anonymous No.20230043]

>>20222606
This thread is the living embodiment of the post ironic cesspool that 4chan has become. No one can talk about things sincerely everything has to be dipped in 5 layers of irony.
Anyone can look at the pic in the OP and see the problem but everyone has to act like it isn't so they can score ironic argument points. It's fun sometimes but it's tiresome when that is 90% of every thread on the whole site.

[Anonymous No.20231870]

>>20230016
I'm not the one that posted on /ck/ that they have no idea what a salad is, other than what they made up in their head. stay mad.

[Anonymous No.20231933]

>>20230043
This is the least ironic thread I've seen in a long time.

[Anonymous No.20232050]

>>20231870
a bowl of lettuce isn't a salad just because your poorfag mom couldn't afford veggies
>>20231933
no it's extremely ironic and i prime example of newfags thinking that being contrarian to the OP is 4chan culture

[Anonymous No.20232062]

>>20232050
It's not ironic precisely because the OP (you) is actually serious. This isn't trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls. This is everyone pointing at you and laughing.

[Anonymous No.20232070]

If a salad is NOT a bowl of lettuce with a few slices of tomato plus toppings and dressings, then what is it? And why were you unable to simply order that instead?

[Anonymous No.20232089]

>>20232062
>This is everyone pointing at you and laughing.
a bunch of fat fucks that do nothing but talk in the catalog about fast food pointing at anyone and laughing is peak irony.

[Anonymous No.20232095]

>>20232070
>And why were you unable to simply order that instead?
i did though? where did i say i didn't? in fact i already said 262 times that i did do precisely that. it seems like you agree with me then.

[Anonymous No.20232100]

>>20232095
no, i think this thread is just complaining that restaurants charge prices that are higher than the cost of the ingredients, which is a pea brain thread. and yeah the core conceit is that you ordered salad and got mad about getting a lame salad.

[Anonymous No.20232103]

>>20232100
>no, i think this thread is just complaining that restaurants charge prices that are higher than the cost of the ingredients, which is a pea brain thread.
no, that would be the case if i did in fact get an actual salad that just happened to be overpriced instead of a bowl of lettuce

[Anonymous No.20232112]

>>20232103
Once again, you got an actual salad, you just didn't like it. If you don't like it, then maybe order a salad with a name, since living up t being a particular type of salad is a higher threshold. As it stands, you ordered a salad, got a salad, and are now saying factually untrue things in order to exaggerate how upset you are.

[Anonymous No.20232121]

>>20232112
>Once again, you got an actual salad, you just didn't like it.
no, i did get a bowl of lettuce with just 3 slices of tometoe. again the ingredients listed lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, carrots and onions, now do me a favor and count the veggies in the image. answer me this question, would you say you got a salami pizza if your salami pizza only contained one small slice? would you say that this is exactly what your ordered?
>then maybe order a salad with a name
again as i already said dozen of times i did exactly that but everyone here either doesn't read or willfully ignores it to attack a strawman

[Anonymous No.20232148]

>>20232121
Why do you keep bringing up your retarded pizza analogy? It doesn't even make sense, since your core argument since the beginning is that a salad is not supposed to be primarily lettuce, but in your analogy the lettuce would be the same as the crust/bread, and you're essentially arguing that a pizza isn't supposed to be primarily bread. Nobody is denying that your salad looks pathetic. They're calling you a retard because instead of complaining to the restaurant you instead go on 4chan and spend 3 days whining. This is no different than a "bad roommate" thread, where the OP complains about their roommate not doing dishes or whatever while admitting they've never actually confronted them about it.

[Anonymous No.20232155]

>>20232148
>Why do you keep bringing up your retarded pizza analogy? It doesn't even make sense
it 100% does
> since the beginning is that a salad is not supposed to be primarily lettuce,
no this wasn't the core argument, you keep repeating something i corrected you for already dozen times on. i ordered a specific salad and didn't get that

[Anonymous No.20232173]

>>20232155
>it 100% does
It would make sense if your argument was that you didn't get enough toppings on your salad (which is true). But you keep acting like lettuce is just one among many toppings, when in reality the toppings go on top of the lettuce (get mixed in). You're arguing that the pizza crust is one of the pizza toppings.

[Anonymous No.20232185]

>>20232173
>It would make sense if your argument was that you didn't get enough toppings on your salad (which is true). But you keep acting like lettuce is just one among many toppings,
that argument would only work if there was enough space for the other veggies that they didn't add but that wasn't the case. the box was full wich means they made sure to stuff it mostly with lettuce despite other ingedients being listed that are either barely there or just straight up missing
>You're arguing that the pizza crust is one of the pizza toppings.
the lettuce isn't the basis of the salad unlike the crust being the basis of the pizza, apples and oranges

[Anonymous No.20232198]

>>20232185
>the box was full
Are you actually retarded? Do you think they have all the ingredients portioned out beforehand for each salad?
>the lettuce isn't the basis of the salad
See, that's where you're wrong. Nobody is denying that they skimped you on the other toppings, but in a salad like that the lettuce is absolutely the base.

[Anonymous No.20232208]

>>20232198
>Are you actually retarded? Do you think they have all the ingredients portioned out beforehand for each salad?
how is that even an argument dumbass? i worked at a restaurant multiple times unless you work in some shitty tace bell you should be able to NOT stuff the entire box full of lettuce and if you do you should correct said mistake. where the fuck do you life where it'ss acceptable to deliver a faulty product intentionaly?
>See, that's where you're wrong.
not at all, i'll give you a hint. a salad LISTS the lettuce as an INGREDIENT the pizza doesn't i'll let you figgure out why
>but in a salad like that the lettuce is absolutely the base.
again that's not the case because the lettuce wasn't even just the "base" it was the entire fucking meal you dumbass

[Anonymous No.20232223]

>>20232208
>i'll let you figgure out why
Because not all salads have lettuce, and different salads use different kinds of lettuce. You literally posted a Greek salad with no lettuce earlier in the thread. That's why I said "a salad like this". You even posted what you thought was a good example of a proper garden salad and it was still primarily lettuce.

[Anonymous No.20232228]

>>20232223
>You even posted what you thought was a good example of a proper garden salad and it was still primarily lettuce.
no, it had about the same amount of lettuce but if you paid attention you'd see that the exact same salad i ordered had pretty much no toppings unlike the salad in the other image

[Anonymous No.20232242]

>>20232228
>it had about the same amount of lettuce
What are you even trying to say here? That the salads were roughly the same size? Like, they'd both fit in the same bowl? What does that have to do with anything? We're talking about the ratio of lettuce to the other ingredients, and whether or not lettuce is the primary ingredient or base of the salad. And in both salads it obviously is.

Again, nobody is denying that salads suck in your country and that you're kind of a cuck for not complaining when yours didn't even have half the ingredients listed. We all agree on that part, so we can just set it aside and focus on the main point.

[Anonymous No.20232248]

>>20232242
>>20225612

[Anonymous No.20232258]

>>20232248
How do you not understand that if there's five times as much lettuce as any other ingredient, lettuce is main ingredient, or base, of the salad? You literally drew it as the base in your own fucking image.

[Anonymous No.20232260]

>>20232258
you are aware that both of these salads ARE THE SAME SALAD? you keep missing or straight up intentionaly ignoring the point

[Anonymous No.20232266]

>>20232258
both are supposed to be garden salads you dumbass

[Anonymous No.20232274]

>>20232260
>a 6 pound salad with a 25:1 ratio is the same as a 10 pound salad with a 5:1 ratio
>these are the same salad
Okay, now you've lost me.

[Anonymous No.20232282]

>>20232274
they are both garden salads, not that they are both the same in pounds to veggie ratio. you keep intentionally misrepresenting the point to attack a strawman, why are you ding this?

[Anonymous No.20232294]

>>20232282
>you keep intentionally misrepresenting the point to attack a strawman
What is the strawman? That you think lettuce is the primary ingredient or base of a garden salad? I keep brining it up because you keep defending it. If all you're saying is that salads in your country suck, or that you're a cuck for not complaining when restaurants fucked you over, then we're in agreement. I already addressed all of that here >>20232242

[Anonymous No.20232300]

>>20232294
*don't think

[Anonymous No.20232302]

>>20232294
>What is the strawman? That you think lettuce is the primary ingredient or base of a garden salad?
first of all it's an ingredients but that's besides the point, the point was and i say it for the last time so sharpen your literacy, the point is that both are garden salads of the same type, no not a lettuce salad and also not just salad like some other dumbfucks argued, but a GARDEN salad, however only one of them clearly lacks any of the veggies that it had listed in the menu. got it finally?

[Anonymous No.20232332]

>>20232302
>however only one of them clearly lacks any of the veggies that it had listed in the menu
You keep waffling, anon. That's not the point we're talking about at all. I literally just said that. If they gave you a shitty salad (which I agree they did) then you should have complained to them, not to /ck/. For the 435326354th time, NOBODY IS DENYING THAT YOUR SALAD LOOKS LIKE SHIT. We're arguing about whether or not lettuce is just one among other ingredients, or is the primary ingredient, and base of a garden salad. You seem to think this is a very American point of view for some reason, and I'm saying that it's not, even by your own standards.

Lets go back to this >>20232258 because this really gets to the heart of the matter.

In your image >>20225612 you have a 6 pound salad on the left and a 10 pound salad on the right. For the sake of argument let's just say the 6 pound salad is supposed to represent your salad in the OP, while the 10 pound salad is supposed to represent the garden salad you posted as what you think a garden salad should look like here >>20225458. Nobody is denying that the second salad looks better. We all agree that one has significantly more toppings than the other. The question is whether the lettuce is just one among many ingredients, or if the lettuce is the primary ingredient and base, and everything else is just a topping. IN YOUR OWN IMAGE, there is FIVE TIMES as much lettuce as any other ingredient IN YOUR OWN EXAMPLE OF WHAT A GARDEN SALAD SHOULD LOOK LIKE.

I'm not sure how I can make this any clearer.

[Anonymous No.20232356]

>>20232332
>You keep waffling, anon. That's not the point we're talking about at all.
no, this is precisely what i am talking about and i refuse to further engage with your moved goalposts
>We're arguing about whether or not lettuce is just one among other ingredients, or is the primary ingredient, and base of a garden salad
as i said completely irrelevant question because every garden salad has veggies on top of the lettuce, if it's primary of not is you arguing something i couldn't give less of a shit about.i already posted an image with lettuce making up like 50% of the garden salad while still having a shit ton of veggies compared to one that is basicaly just lettuce. that should have already answered your question if you bothered to think
>The question is whether the lettuce is just one among many ingredients, or if the lettuce is the primary ingredient and base
this question got already answered by the image i posted >>20225458
> there is FIVE TIMES as much lettuce as any other ingredient
no there is not and you'd know that if you bothered to count the veggies. but again, besides the point because the amount of lettuce being in the salad itself was never the issue but the fact that it was mostly lettuce and basicaly no veggies wich isn't the case in the image i used as example
>I'm not sure how I can make this any clearer.
i know it must be tiring ignoring the main complaint and failing to get your moved goalpost to be argued instead

[Anonymous No.20232393]

>>20232356
>no there is not and you'd know that if you bothered to count the veggies
Where the fuck do you think I got the "5 to 1" number? In the image YOU POSTED there is 5 pounds of lettuce, and 5 pounds of a combination of >>20222606
>tomatoes, cucumber, bell pepper, carrots, onions
So that's a 50/50 split between lettuce and FIVE other ingredients. Are you following? There's therefore five times as much lettuce as any other ingredient. If in your head that somehow doesn't make lettuce the primary ingredient I don't know what to tell you.

(Yes, in reality there wouldn't be equal amounts of, say, tomatoes and onions if you were to weight them individually - but that's irrelevant to the argument, as it still averages out to a 5 to 1 disparity between lettuce and each of the other 5 toppings.)

[Anonymous No.20232410]

>>20232393
>Where the fuck do you think I got the "5 to 1" number? In the image YOU POSTED there is 5 pounds of lettuce, and 5 pounds of a combination of
the image i posted in the OP has NO OTHER TOPPING BESIDES 3 SLICES OF TOMATOE AND JUST LETTUCE. the other image i posted of what a garden salad should look like has almost as much 1/3 ratio at worst as lettuce
>So that's a 50/50 split between lettuce and FIVE other ingredients. Are you following? There's therefore five times as much lettuce as any other ingredient. If in your head that somehow doesn't make lettuce the primary ingredient I don't know what to tell you.
it doesn't because the veggies are counted together making it 50/50 hence my 50/50 in the VERY COMMENT YOU REPLIED TO
>(Yes, in reality there wouldn't be equal amounts of, say, tomatoes and onions if you were to weight them individually - but that's irrelevant to the argument, as it still averages out to a 5 to 1 disparity between lettuce and each of the other 5 toppings.)
wich again is completely irrelevant to my original complaint wich was the lack of other veggies, this is the reason why i called you out for moving goalposts because the amount of lettuce in the saladd is of no importance but the lack of other ingredients THAT WERE LISTED IN THE MENU BUT SUDDENLY DISAPEARED.

[Anonymous No.20232425]

Keep complaining OP.
I’m sure all the pizza places are here taking notes.

[Anonymous No.20232431]

>>20232425
>OP assk a question
>trolls just startd to shit their pants and argue in bad faith
>retards argue it's about complaining
you must have been the smartest kid in your special needs class

[Anonymous No.20232446]

>>20232410
You are the one moving goalposts. We're not talking about the salad in the OP anymore. As I've said 526425266256246 times now, everyone agrees it, and apparently every other salad in your country, looks like shit, they skimped you on toppings and possibly gave you a regular side salad, and you are a KEK for not saying anything but instead spending 3 days on /ck/ complaining. IF THAT'S ALL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WE ARE IN AGREEMENT.

But that's not what you've been saying this entire thread. You can disagree, and say everything I just typed out before this is the only issue, but I've already gone over that, so why do you keep arguing?

>the other image i posted of what a garden salad should look like has almost as much 1/3 ratio at worst as lettuce
In your last post you literally said it was a 50/50 split.>>20232356
>i already posted an image with lettuce making up like 50% of the garden salad
You're moving goalposts in completely different fields at this point. And your idea that all the other ingredients get to be counted together is absurd, when you keep insisting that lettuce is just one among many ingredients >>20232208

[Anonymous No.20232448]

>>20225770
>SODEXO
my work canteen is run by sodexo and while nothing to write home about, the meals range from 3-5eur and are filling

[Anonymous No.20232451]

>>20222606
Welcome to America, Anon. Where you get charged maximum price for minimum standards.

Just never buy a house salad or a chef's salad at any restaurant. Get something more exotic and make simple salads at home. They'll be so much tastier. Probably cheaper, too.

[Anonymous No.20232455]

>>20232431
>hating on lettuces
negmi

[Anonymous No.20232457]

>>20232451
OP is in Europe. That's why everybody keeps laughing at him.

[Anonymous No.20232462]

>>20232457
Didn't he say he's currently in America?

[Anonymous No.20232485]

>>20232462
He heavily implied that, but refused to answer when asked directly. He's in Germany (apparently in an area he's not originally from - it's unclear). It's hilarious because he keeps screaming about Americans when they have absolutely nothing to do with the restaurants he's been going to. What he's saying is that Americans online are defending his salad because they're saying something like a garden salad is going to be primarily lettuce with other things on top or mixed in, and this idea is foreign to him because he's never seen a salad irl before last week and doesn't understand that the pictures in the food blogs he looks at are staged, and have a ton of toppings on top for presentation. It's really funny because he keeps crying about Taco Bell or whatever, when a Taco Bell salad was literally posted earlier in the thread and it looked much better than his European, "authentic restaurant" garden salad. He also paid less than 10 Euros for a pizza at a "fancy" Italian restaurant, so that says a lot about his standards and what he thinks is fancy.

[Anonymous No.20232496]

>>20232448
Sodexo is ass nigga but that price is better than I usually see for their garbage

[Anonymous No.20232509]

>>20232485
It's pretty clear that he ordered an overpriced salad from shitty Turkish or Greek takeaway pizza place, and maybe they gave him the wrong one (possibly due to language barriers or his general inability to communicate), and he's really, really, really mad about it and wants to blame Americans because of course. At this point the thread has basically devolved into, "everybody point at OP and laugh."

[Anonymous No.20232532]

>>20232485
Yeah I've been skimming this shitshow. What's the problem, though? OP originally complained that the salad he got is shit. It IS shit. He's right to be unhappy with it. It's just iceberg lettuce and like 2 pieces of overripe tomato. I'd be unhappy with that, too.

>um akshually OP *technically* said blah blah blah
Does it really matter? If you're not a full-time 4chan sperg, it's pretty obvious what his complaint is.

[Anonymous No.20232550]

>>20232485
>they're saying something like a garden salad is going to be primarily lettuce WITH OTHER THINGS ON TOP KIXED IN, and this idea is foreign to him
you are so fucking close but not quite there, so fucking close for your peanut brain to grasp the issue at hand
>and doesn't understand that the pictures in the food blogs he looks at are staged, and have a ton of toppings on top for presentation.
no shit they are staged, guess what if you google pizzy, pasta or burger you get also staged images but when you order either of those you should get something that is pretty much exactly the same as in those images

[Anonymous No.20232551]

>>20232532
Yes, it was literally an "um, aktchually" thing that shouldn't have gone anywhere. The thing is that OP is a full-time 4chan sperg, started screaming about mutts when he was told that a lot of salads ARE mostly lettuce, and has been arguing about it for 3 days straight now. Of course everybody agrees his salad is shit. That stopped being the issue about 5 minutes after he made the thread.

[Anonymous No.20232554]

>>20232551
>when he was told that a lot of salads ARE mostly lettuce
your peanut brain can't seem to grasp that the amount of lettuce itself was never the issue but the obviously missing toppings that were listed but not in the final product, got it?

[Anonymous No.20232569]

>>20232550
>guess what if you google pizzy, pasta or burger you get also staged images but when you order either of those you should get something that is pretty much exactly the same as in those images
Yes, certain food items present themselves better than others. Amazing observation. The reason salads are different is the same reason steaks are always served sliced in online images - when nobody actually serves them that way and it wouldn't make any sense to do so - because you want to show what's inside. Just looking at a hunk of brown meat isn't as sexy as seeing that pink, juicy interior, just like looking at a bowl of lettuce with dots of various things peeking out here and there isn't very interesting.
>>20232554
>the amount of lettuce itself was never the issue but the obviously missing toppings that were listed but not in the final product
No. This is you literally moving goal posts. Go back to the image you drew and your claim that all the other 5 ingredients are counted together. This was never about them leaving off ingredients, it was about the ratio of lettuce to those other ingredients.
>inb4 - hurr durr, if the ratio is 100 to 0 that's a pretty big problem i'd say

[Anonymous No.20232582]

>>20232569
>Yes, certain food items present themselves better than others. Amazing observation.
that's not the propblem dumbass, the point is you get what your order that is pretty much what the image suggests that is not the case with said salad
>The reason salads are different is the same reason steaks are always served sliced in online images - when nobody actually serves them that way and it wouldn't make any sense to do so
this is not about presentation retard but about missing food items listed in the menu
>No. This is you literally moving goal posts oh is it? here the actual op you refused to read like the rest
>order expensive salad that contains tomatoes, cucumber, bell pepper, carrots, onions and lettuce
>it's mostly lettuce
the first part of it is to point out how the veggies missing is the problem, it is YOU and the rest of you dumbasses moving the goalpost to attack a strawman in a bad faith argument
>This was never about them leaving off ingredients, it was about the ratio of lettuce to those other ingredients.
this is another way of saying it is about the missing veggies but i focus on the lettuce instead

[Anonymous No.20232643]

>>20232582
For the 459285295723958729582375032752309587th time: everybody agrees that your salad looks like shit, ingredients are missing, and you're a little bitch for not saying anything when you were obviously given a dish that wasn't how it was described on the menu. If you want to say that's the only point you've been making this entire time that's fine. I don't believe you, and will take it as you conceding you were wrong, but that's okay.

I don't know why I have to keep repeating this, and then you accuse me be the one moving goalposts or attacking strawmen. I agree your salad looks like shit and is missing ingredients. That's literally a strawman.

[Anonymous No.20232660]

>>20232643
because you bought how the argumentation was that it has too much lettuce when the OP clearly states the missing veggies being the issue, but whatever
>and you're a little bitch for not saying anything
i didn't answer this yet but i DID say something in their reviews, i didn't post it here as a complaint about the restaurant but to discuss why many restaurants seem to charge a lot for a salad that has supposedly many ingredients only to cheap out on them massively by stuffing most of the box with lettuce. however this flew over everyones head and instead the discussion became about how i am a dumbass for expecting anything but lettuce in a salad despite the menue itself actualy stating many different veggies

[Anonymous No.20232664]

>>20232660
thought*

[Anonymous No.20232669]

How is this thread still alive?

[Anonymous No.20232679]

>>20232669
people keep replying.

[Anonymous No.20232684]

>>20232664
The ratio of coherent sentences you've managed to type out throughout this entire thread relative to the amount of typos you've made is just as bad as the ratio of cucumbers to lettuce in the salad you posted in the OP, and you decide to correct yourself on a single word NOW?

[Anonymous No.20232692]

>>20232684
i am not a fast at typing and when 100 people argue with me at once i tend to make typos, i didn't had the time to correct the other posts due to constant back and forth discussion

[Anonymous No.20232729]

>>20232660
> you bought how the argumentation was that it has too much lettuce when the OP clearly states the missing veggies being the issue
>to discuss why many restaurants seem to charge a lot for a salad that has supposedly many ingredients only to cheap out on them massively by stuffing most of the box with lettuce
Do you really not understand how you keep waffling between different arguments? I mean, you’ve completely shifted the goalposts at this point, that’s undeniable, but you’re doing the same thing you’ve been doing the entire thread, and using whatever point is most convenient at the moment, only to say something completely different two sentences later, and then scream that everyone else is illiterate for not understanding what you’re trying to say.

[Anonymous No.20232742]

>>20232729
these two arguments don't contradict each other, there is a limited amount of space in a delivery box for your salad wich means more lettuce = less veggies. they would contradict with each other if the assumption was that there is an infinite amount of space so that you can still have enough veggies on top of having a huge amount of lettuce

[Anonymous No.20232758]

>>20232660
>i didn’t just go online and complain
>i also went online and complained
What’s the German equivalent of “Karen”?

[Anonymous No.20232770]

>>20232758
wow you are extremely illiterate, i already told you that this post was about discussion. if it was about complaining i would have ended the post by calling them dumb faggots instead i am calling you a dumb faggot now, funny how that turned out

[Anonymous No.20232857]

>>20232050
OP is a douche every salad I have ever had, from any restaurant that shows a picture or describes it, the salad was just like they showed or described.

OP is retarded and a troll.

[Anonymous No.20232860]

>>20232155
>it 100% does
no it's a strawman argument.

[Anonymous No.20232861]

>>20222606
Is this your first week on earth?

[Anonymous No.20232865]

>>20232857
>OP is a douche every salad I have ever had, from any restaurant that shows a picture or describes it, the salad was just like they showed or described.
not where i come from faggot. the fact you think just because your shitty salad had veggies doesn't mean everyones does. now go and blast you empty skulled brain off with a pumpgun and make sure to stream it
>>20232860
was lready adressed, i won't write it again just because you're to illiterate to follow the conversation

[Anonymous No.20232869]

>>20232669
it almost died but I didn't think OP got enough beatings.

[Anonymous No.20232870]

>>20232532
people here are trolling

[Anonymous No.20232873]

>>20232865
strawman argument is the only argument you have.

[Anonymous No.20232874]

>>20232869
>beatings
lol the only thing beaten here is the amount of repeated corrections because trannies like you were born illiterate

[Anonymous No.20232880]

>>20232874
go and dilate.

[Anonymous No.20232881]

>>20232873
why are you strawmaning though? you have been doing nothing but say that you can't read

[Anonymous No.20232882]

>>20232881
strawman

[Anonymous No.20232883]

>>20232880
i wait for you to be done with your dilation first

[Anonymous No.20232887]

>>20232882
yes you can't read, glad we agree in the end

[Anonymous No.20232888]

>>20232869
Bless you Anon, you have redeemed this shitshow single-handedly

[Anonymous No.20232889]

>>20232865
>not where i come from faggot
nobody gives a fuck about where you come from. if you love it so much there, go back.

[Anonymous No.20232894]

>>20232889
and nobody gives a fuck about your ugly ass either, go back to your mutthole

[Anonymous No.20232895]

>>20232865
>was lready adressed
and refuted.

[Anonymous No.20232900]

>>20232895
a strawman can't be refuted when the argument has never been made. you sound like a schizo. you got refuted and fact checked, also your mom is giving me some sloppy head atm

[Anonymous No.20233164]

>>20232900
>a strawman can’t be refuted when [gives the literal definition of a strawman]
Holy shit you’re retarded. And a strawman absolutely can be refuted. You do that by showing how it’s a fucking strawman, which you’ve failed to do.

[Anonymous No.20233179]

>>20233164
>Holy shit you’re retarded. And a strawman absolutely can be refuted. You do that by showing how it’s a fucking strawman, which you’ve failed to do.
wich i already did multiple times and your argument always boiled down to just "no" without any actual arguments wich is why i said it can't be refuted because a strawman argument comes always in bad faith arguments wich is equal to talking to a wall wich again is a one sided battle you actual empty headed retard. genuinely stop replying until you have a worthwhile argument to bring up o just do your family a favour and literally off yourself you pathetic wasty of oxygen

[Anonymous No.20233784]

This thread was really toxic just saying

[Anonymous No.20233798]

This dude is door dashing salads lol

[Anonymous No.20233914]

>>20233784
It's still up

[Anonymous No.20233973]

>>20233914
Don’t worry. OP will be up in a few hours, ready for more punishment. Once that happens this thread will hit bump limit within the hour. That’s the only reason this thread has gone on for so long. Usually when someone is trolling and gets btfo over and over and over, they eventually concede and just start slinging 7th grade tier insults like the child they are. But this is different. OP is literally a retard who thinks he’s right (or is at least doing a really good job pretending to be one). It’s really petty, but seeing someone so stupid and yet so passionate about something so inconsequential is the reason I come here, and it’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone deliver as hard as OP.

[Anonymous No.20233983]

>>20233973
>ready for more punishment.
lol what "punishment" are you talking about? the shitposting? are you underage or something?

[Anonymous No.20233986]

>>20233973
because your faggots did a "realy good job" disproving the OP right? it's not like even a single one of the posts even adressed the OP complaint at all

[Anonymous No.20234000]

>>20233986
There’s nothing to address. He’s going to keep ordering salads even though he knows he’s getting jewed, what is anyone here supposed to do about that? There’s no discussion to be had there, beyond some guy saying “yeah my salad sucked too”

[Anonymous No.20234006]

>>20234000
>There’s nothing to address.
so you don't want to adress anything and just shitpost like an underage like the rest of this thread?
>There’s no discussion to be had there
the op intended a discussion but instead got met with ironic retards, it's a sad state when even reddit has more intellectual discussion, a place known to be full of retards

[Anonymous No.20234010]

>>20234006
And yet here you are engaging with the shitposts instead of discussing salads. Funny how that works, almost like there is nothing to talk about salads with too much lettuce.

[Anonymous No.20234017]

>>20234010
there was if there wasn't there wouldn't be people pretending for days that a garden salad isn't supposed to have any veggies besides lettuce would it?

[Anonymous No.20234022]

>>20234017
I have no idea what you’re talking about, only a dumbass would read this garbage thread

[Anonymous No.20234026]

>>20234022
pretend to be retarded
a classic tactic when not able to defend his own position.

[Anonymous No.20234062]

>>20222606
A good salad is lots of meat and other animal products with a smattering of vegetation drowned in dressing.

[Anonymous No.20234069]

>>20234017
Whay dont you make your own garden salad. Better yet grown your own veggies. Create a garden and in spring time harvest the fruit. Place them into a salad bowl and it is the Garden Salad you been looking for all along.

[Anonymous No.20234205]

>>20222606
Just go to golden corral and you can build your own salad exactly how you want and pay nearly the same price.

[Anonymous No.20234216]

so how's this thread going

is op still chimping out

[Anonymous No.20234224]

>>20234216
He ordered an garden salad that had poisoned lettuce and parished.

[Anonymous No.20234271]

This is unironically my favorite thread up on any board at present

[Anonymous No.20234428]

>>20234271
This is the most important thread of our time.
We're gonna fix restaurant salads ITT

[Anonymous No.20234995]

>>20234428
There's nothing wrong with restaurant salads - as long as you don't live in a 3rd world country like OP.

[Anonymous No.20235172]

>>20234995
They said they used euro to pay for the salad making it a first world country actually

[Anonymous No.20235333]

>>20234216
yup still stubbornly proclaiming how retarded he is.

[Anonymous No.20235347]

>>20233973
he's the wayne lambright of /ck/

[Anonymous No.20235365]

Salad cartels hate him!

[Anonymous No.20235620]

>>20222629
Nothing compares to homemade salad of tomatoes, cucumber, + onions, Oof

[Anonymous No.20235937]

>>20232869
WTF is going on in that webm!?

[Anonymous No.20236588]

>>20235937
this thread.

[Anonymous No.20237248]

>>20235172
anon...

[Anonymous No.20237257]

>>20222606
Mostly this is an American problem. The averag American never eats salad in his entire life. He thinks salad is what goes on a hamburger between the meat and the bun. Just go to the grocery store next time qnd pick up a proper salad kit. Get you some cabbage or spinach with bacon and eggs and a heavy dressing. Infinitely better than American "salad". Paying $10 for 25c worth of lettuce is big dumb. You might as well just order a glass of water with a lemon instead. I never order salads when I eat out, and I never will for this exact reason. By the way, most E. Coli comes from salads. Get a steak next time and order it bloody rare.

[Anonymous No.20237259]

>>20235937
I believe it was meant to be an example of responsible dog ownership. /ck/ is, and always has been, a dog board after all.

[Anonymous No.20237277]

>>20222606
Oh, yeah I almost forgot. If you live in the South, what you are looking for is called "egg salad" or "chicken salad". That's what you should be buying instead.

[Anonymous No.20237289]

>>20237257
>mostly this is an american problem
Read the thread, dude. OP is in Europe, and has had this same experience with every salad he's ever had.
>the average american never eats salad in his entire life
The fuck? If there's two things America outdoes every other country in it's their salad and beer.
>he thinks salad is what goes on a hamburger between the meat and the bun
You're literally talking about Australians.
>just go to the grocery store next time qnd pick up a proper salad kit. Get you some cabbage or spinach with bacon and eggs and a heavy dressing.
>infinitely better than American "salad"
Spinach with bacon and eggs with a heavy dressing is like the stereotype of a "typical American salad". What the fuck are you even talking about?
>paying $10 for 25c worth of lettuce is big dumb. You might as well just order a glass of water with a lemon instead
A glass of water with a lemon wedge is free anywhere in America. And it comes with ice.
>i never order salads when I eat out, and I never will for this exact reason
That's understandable, since you don't live in a country that has decent salads.
>by the way, most E. Coli comes from salads
>get a steak next time and order it bloody rare.
In America we typically have both, and aren't afraid of getting sick from vegetables. We also eat our burgers medium-rare. Yes, from restaurants. And nobody gives a fuck because people don't get sick from basic shit like that in first world countries.

[Anonymous No.20237349]

>>20237289
I live in America, dingo dongo.

[Anonymous No.20238032]

>>20222606
Shit makes me miss working at a restaurant...almost. My boss basically let me make anything I wanted during my shift, so I used to make a bbq fried chicken salad. Fried up some tendies, cut em in chunks, sauced em up and threw em on a salad. I basically used almost every ingredient we had on the make line. It was so good.

[Anonymous No.20238046]

>>20235620
drop of vinegar and oil and you've got yourself a deal

[Anonymous No.20238081]

>>20222642
too real

[Anonymous No.20238085]

>>20222664
Cheap salads at restaurants don't exist in the states. You are at minimum gonna pay about 10 bucks for one.

[Anonymous No.20238110]

>>20237349
Obviously not.

[Anonymous No.20238940]

>>20222606
There is a difference between kinds of salads and if you don't specify what you want most places will default to the "house" salad which is primarily lettuce and other basic veggies found in the fridge. If you want a chop salad or deli style salad you have to specify that. Deli style salads are called such because they are what would normally be found in a deli or in the deli section of a grocery store. This is where you typically will find greek salad, potato salad, ham salad, chop salad, California broccoli, and other such non-lettuse salads.
That is a cultural difference that non-americans may not understand intuitively.
I do agree that house salads are way overpriced. If you opt to get one, get it as a side dish and not the main meal.

[Anonymous No.20238998]

>order mushroom risotto
>WTF why is it mostly rice?!1!1???
>Why isn't it 50% mushroom 50% rice exactly??
>I didn't order a bowl of rice!
>Better go argue with 4chins about this!
I hope you are a troll and not legitimately this retarded. Your mother must be a saint for having to associate with you routinely.