What’s your favorite color of drink?

[Anonymous No.20218189]

For me, it’s blue drink.

[Anonymous No.20218206]

>>20218189
american beverages are peak dystopian

[Anonymous No.20218218]

>>20218206
rent free

[Anonymous No.20218223]

Blood Orange.

[Anonymous No.20218230]

I worked at a Dollar General in college, in the ghetto. We had 3 liters of "grape and orange drink" for a dollar. We got our trucks on Friday so when we would open, there would be a line out the door of people buying 5-6 bottles and we would run out. They would get enraged and start yelling "YALL OUTTA DRINK THIS SOME BULLSHIT GO CHECK THE BACK". I honestly don't know why we didnt order more...I could have sold that garbage all day long.

[Anonymous No.20218239]

>>20218230
>He didn’t sip syzurp
>In college

[Anonymous No.20218258]

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[Anonymous No.20218278]

>>20218239
Correct, I'm not a wigger.

[Anonymous No.20218389]

>>20218258
The day I learned how to mix that for the Slush Puppy machine at work is the day I learned that those machines are never cleaned

[Anonymous No.20218402]

>>20218389
Tragic since Slush Puppies were kino. They're nearly impossible to find anymore. Once a town gets a traffic light, the Slush Puppy machines all disappear.

[Anonymous No.20218408]

>>20218189
UV is nice.

[Anonymous No.20218414]

>>20218389
That's why the ice cream machine never "works" at McDonald's is because they automatically shut off when they need cleaned and you have to take it apart piece by piece and clean it. Maybe one guy on the shift knows how to do this.

[Anonymous No.20218807]

>>20218189
That's de-icer fluid

[Anonymous No.20218825]

>>20218408
That's Chekhov radiation not UV, retard.

[Anonymous No.20218832]

>>20218825
Nobody has time to read 'War and Peace' just to have a sip to drink.

[Anonymous No.20218837]

>>20218408
how do you get that ps2 background?

[Anonymous No.20218848]

>>20218218
Wdym? You won’t find that shit anywhere outside America.

[Anonymous No.20219637]

>>20218206
what's with retards like this who think that "there's a shitty product being sold" is dystopia
dystopia is you dying in a gutter because of events out of your control, or being doomed to endless poverty; it's not "there's a gross drink at the store"

[Anonymous No.20219656]

>>20219637
He's just a eurotard doing the eurotard thing of always finding a way to express his eurotard thoughts on the US.

[Anonymous No.20219910]

I prefer the berry nice flavor

[Anonymous No.20220692]

>>20218258

[Anonymous No.20220700]

>>20218189
Why does it look like laundry detergent

[Anonymous No.20220714]

>>20218414
>Maybe one guy on the shift knows how to do this.
Nobody on the shift knows how to do it, because the ice cream machines are owned by a separate company. By contract, they cannot be cleaned or serviced by McDonalds staff.
Rather than schedule and pay for that, most locations just leave them perpetually out of service.

[Anonymous No.20220719]

[Anonymous No.20220723]

Ah yes... the blue drink.

[Anonymous No.20220727]

>>20218825
*cherenkov*

[Anonymous No.20220760]

Blue gatorade and powerade...yum

[Anonymous No.20221089]

>>20220723
THERE IS A WALMART CHAMPAGNE, KNOWN FOR THAT SAME GREAT VALUE EXCELLENCE.

[Anonymous No.20221123]

Silver.

https://youtu.be/-fRNvxQL5aI?si=DaDsrLHQOy1CUi0L

[Anonymous No.20221128]

>>20218408
siiiiipp

[Anonymous No.20221134]

>>20219637
We have a generation of people posting with you and one of the built in literary fuels fuel is hyperbole. This is because they were neglected and now have to be put on fucked up drugs that make them feel a litany of feelings all at once, while being dropped in front of devices with no assistance. They are damaged and should only speak when they are told to. Though the words come out fucked up.

[Anonymous No.20221139]

>>20218189
>>20218206
>>20218848
Americans pay their government serve the colored corn syrup water to their children at school, their soldiers fighting for them, and their inmates in prison.

[Anonymous No.20221145]

>>20218414
>>20220714
The ice cream machine contractor company is the ONLY company in all of America allowed to service their ice cream machines. This sole source company can outsource this work to local contractors, but they are still the prime contractor that gets paid.

It's just a scheme to rip off the franchise owners. Want to sell ice cream? Pay this specific company an inflated fee to fix it for a few weeks before it breaks again.

[Anonymous No.20221151]

>clapland fanta is just orange dyed sugar water

Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.20221154]

>>20221151

[Anonymous No.20221159]

>>20219637
Stockholm syndrome is a bitch, I don't expect you to change your mind. But the fact that Americans allow this industry to exist is dystopian.
This product (colored/carbonated sugar water) only thrives by addicting children to the overconsumption of sugar, which carries inherent negative health consequences yet creates an endless demand for the product.
Not only do Americans pay a premium on the colored/carbonated sugar water, they pay taxes so the same poison can be served to their children in schools. They make it a part of their culture, they view the industry's financial success as admirable. Dystopia is when people accept being turned into cattle, this is one such example.

[Anonymous No.20221178]

>>20221159
>They make it a part of their culture, they view the industry's financial success as admirable
do you have any example of this being true?

[Anonymous No.20221199]

>>20221139
esl much?

[Anonymous No.20221202]

>>20221199
>esl much?
He probably just had a stroke...

[Anonymous No.20221205]

>>20221159
Be honest little bro, you skipped your meds over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.20221208]

>>20221199
>>20221178
>>20221205
Sugar water is idolized by Americans. Coca cola was seen as one of several symbols of America in the cold war. Tang was lauded as the drink of America's greatest achievers, the astronauts. Products like freeze pops and kool aid are fondly remembered by American millennials in their childhood nostalgia. The financial success of various sugar water peddlers is presented as exemplary in MBA programs, which Americans pay tens of thousands of dollars for.

But none of that matters, it's hard to admit when you're buckbroken.

[Anonymous No.20221209]

>>20221205
>Be honest little bro, you skipped your meds over the weekend.
I drink unfiltered tap water. I've been taking so many meds that I think Donald Trump stole the election from Hillary Clinton.

[Anonymous No.20221226]

>>20221208
are these lunatic sounding posts AI?

[Anonymous No.20221234]

>>20221226
Yes, the jews paid for a bot to tell Americans they're obese sugar water guzzlers.

[Anonymous No.20221235]

>>20221226
hard to tell, its too stupid to be true, or its so stupid it has to be true.

[Anonymous No.20221245]

>>20221208
>But none of that matters, it's hard to admit when you're buckbroken.
Belgium and Hungary drink twice as much soda per capita as the USA. Mexico , Argentina and Chile drink roughly as much or more soda than the USA. Yet you pretend the USA is the worst offender because it lives rentfree in your head. Are you sure that you are not the one that is buckbroken?

[Anonymous No.20221251]

>>20218189
Water colored water.
Suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.20221253]

>>20221251
i prefer the green water rather than blue

[Anonymous No.20221254]

why are amerimutts like this? is this why they got shit like rickets over there? is this why everyone is 300 lbs and mentally retarded?

[Anonymous No.20221264]

>purpledrank

[Anonymous No.20221265]

>>20221245
Sorry but yuropoors have standards. Their lifestyles and regulations on sugar water keep them healthy in spite of the sugar water industry's presence. If they didn't have sugar water, they'd be even healthier. And still, they mog obese Americans. South Americans are fat and dysgenic, it's awful you'd actually compare yourself to them.

[Anonymous No.20221270]

>>20221254
don't get mad, get even

[Anonymous No.20221273]

>>20221265
>Sorry but yuropoors have standards.
this is true to a point, ive seen it a few times where some companies have been fucked for putting sugar in drinks and calming it to be sugar free or theyve called it something else.

[Anonymous No.20221277]

>>20221128
Aside from potential bacteria that water is totally safe to drink. You could swim in it to a certain depth and be fine.

[Anonymous No.20221281]

>>20221277
i really fucking doubt that. but i know nothing about nuclear waste storage

[Anonymous No.20221282]

>>20221277 (digits)
Are you sure there is not fissile material dissolved into it?

[Anonymous No.20221290]

>>20221265
>South Americans are fat and dysgenic, it's awful you'd actually compare yourself to them.
I'm not american. Euro obesity rates are just as bad as south american ones btw, https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/.. I've got a coworker that never stops complaining about the states and your posts reminded me of that pathetic little man.

[Anonymous No.20221307]

>>20218189
>Calories in bold print.
>Actual ingredients, chemicals and additives in fine print

[Anonymous No.20221312]

>>20219910
Perfect colour to dye my organs

[Anonymous No.20221314]

>>20221273
Yeah, I'm not saying they're perfect but they are at least fighting the disease.
>>20221290
> Euro obesity rates are just as bad as south american ones btw,
Now look up childhood obesity. The difference is yuros have more fat old people, while Americans are fat from childhood. This is a huge difference in the lives they live.
>I've got a coworker that never stops complaining about the states and your posts reminded me of that pathetic little man.
I get it, it's easy to think of IRL retards when reading posts. All I'm saying is the Anglosphere, lead by Americans, accepts corpos hooking children on sugar water to create a market for their products, and that it has been accepted and celebrated in their cultures, which is dysgenic.

[Anonymous No.20221316]

>>20221307
>100 calories
>10 servings per gallon of blue
>2000 calories per 2 gallons
Anybody on 2GOBAD?

[Anonymous No.20222059]

>>20219910
this is nice board

[Anonymous No.20222148]

>>20221314
>All I'm saying is the Anglosphere, lead by Americans
>its americas fault the rest of the anglosphere is a bunch of fatties!!
holy obsessed batman! i havent been to the rest of the anglosphere but id imagine its the same issue we have where its the poor and uneducated that have the highest rates of obesity and who gives a fuck about them? sink or swim

[Anonymous No.20222521]

>>20221151
yes. shlomo has a death grip on the "soda" industry
>>20221154
fwiw, ive seen the orange liquid, pictured on the right, in each south america, europe, and asia during my various travels.
i have unironically seen the left bottle less, possibly even never.

[Anonymous No.20222527]

it doesnt matter what you say, sugar water will always be horrible for you in all aspects and you'll always be wrong

[Anonymous No.20222530]

>>20218189
>not even quality chekd

[Anonymous No.20222557]

>>20218189
My GF drinks anything blue with her corn flakes in the morning, Then she watches movies all day and fucks around on the internet while I work my ass off at the office. I even bring her home a pizza or a jersey mikes or a fire house sub and if i don't she gets mad. but she sucks my wiener really good and she lets me put my wiener in her vadge and butt so all is OK

[Anonymous No.20222674]

>>20222059
Thanks for noticing fren <3

[Anonymous No.20222793]

>>20222557
That is how women work anon, congratulations. Good taste in subs too

[Anonymous No.20223624]

>>20219910
holy shit, I need to try this

[Anonymous No.20223968]

>>20221139
I thought only poor Americans bought these

[Anonymous No.20223985]

>>20218189
my mom let me get one of the small ones once so i could learn how shitty it is and never ask for it again

i got green, because i'm a toxic waste kind of thon :3

[Anonymous No.20224013]

>>20220714
>By contract, they cannot be cleaned or serviced by McDonalds staff
This isn't true, I worked at mcdicks and personally helped clean them often. They get torn down and cleaned at least every other week. They do have a private company that fixes them though but cleaning is all on the staff.

[Anonymous No.20224042]

>>20220723
We will sell no wine . . . until you pay for it.

[Anonymous No.20224100]

>>20221139
I always assumed these were Asian since that's the only kind of place that sells them here.

[Anonymous No.20224145]

>>20222521
The left one is common in the UK. I've only seen the right one abroad.

[Anonymous No.20224417]

>>20218389
any ice machine is never cleaned anywhere. its why you should never get ice with your drink at any fast food joint

[Anonymous No.20224425]

>>20221139
I don't think these exist any more. It's basically just slurpee mix. The 90s were retarded.

[Anonymous No.20224455]

>>20219910
This looks like it'd change me on a genetic level, permanently.

[Anonymous No.20224456]

>>20224425
You can definitely still get them.
Wonder if they changed the recipe.
I remember how they used to burn your throat.

[Anonymous No.20224504]

>>20224455
I also think it would give me super powers

[Anonymous No.20224512]

>>20224455 Doubles checked
>>20224504
It turns you into Bury Nice Girl :^)

[Anonymous No.20224521]

>>20218189
I love me some blue tampico

[Anonymous No.20224529]

>>20221123
They say you aren't meant to eat the dragees but fuck em they don't know me