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Joe DeVello (Italian American) Sat Feb 17 23:43:09 2024 No.20215977 [Reply] [Original]

Mortadella makes me happy! I don’t even need to eat it for it to make me happy. It just makes me happy! What makes you happy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:43:59 2024 No.20215980 I bought mortadella at a fancy butcher shop and it was kinda lean and weird. I need to get normal mortadella and figure out the right way to make calzones with it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:48:59 2024 No.20215999 File: 68 KB, 640x1016, IMG_9873.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My mom is a mortadella slicer. It’s a hard but rewarding profession

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:50:38 2024 No.20216003 File: 151 KB, 1280x720, IMG_9874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215999 It’s harder than it looks https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYE8iQzKGfI

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:53:42 2024 No.20216018 >>20215977 >What makes you happy? finally letting loose with that turd ive been holding in for the past hour mortadella is pretty fucking tasty though

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:54:32 2024 No.20216021 i wonder how many pigs go into one of those logs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:55:38 2024 No.20216024 File: 139 KB, 525x700, IMG_9875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216018 Have you tried colon blow?

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:56:06 2024 No.20216026 >>20215999 Your mom cuts the cheese for a living lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 17 23:56:34 2024 No.20216030 >>20216003 >flies landing all over warm cured meat is the dog shit and maggot eggs a seasoning or a garnish?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:00:05 2024 No.20216039 File: 135 KB, 1280x720, IMG_9878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216021 A giant mortadella log is like a hog holocaust

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:01:29 2024 No.20216045 File: 60 KB, 533x800, IMG_9877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215977 >Mortadella makes me happy! What makes you happy? It sure does make my wife happy, that degenerate whore

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:06:37 2024 No.20216065 File: 1.17 MB, 480x270, IMG_9881.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215977 Mortadella? Over here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:16:05 2024 No.20216104 Is dit boterhamworst?

Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:16:42 2024 No.20216106

Watching Björk naked and playing with her nipple Twizzlers.
I am not joking.
This is a thing but due to nudity, is not on YouTube (although the music video that shows her legit getting dicked down, dude's corpus spongiosum fully visible as she rides his cock) is. Maybe cuz it's so stylised while this one just has make up on her:
https://vimeo.com/185438149

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:19:55 2024 No.20216116 File: 150 KB, 512x512, IMG_9882.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215977 For me it’s Olive Loaf. The “American Mortadella.”

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:21:29 2024 No.20216121 File: 24 KB, 600x436, IMG_9883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216116 >Olive loaf The incel of cold cuts

Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:21:36 2024 No.20216123

>>20216106
Nope. Like like that video has been taken down. Here it is if anyone is interested in seeing Icelandic titties without make up on them:
https://vimeo.com/8902035
Holy fuck, i forgot that the video even starts off with a blurry cumshot on the camera. Bitch is a freak lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:25:02 2024 No.20216137 File: 990 KB, 1920x2560, Krydder-sild-scaled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Amerilards are gonna call me a gross Scandinavian (europoor) but i really love pickled herring

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:26:52 2024 No.20216145 >>20216137 you're right. i am gonna call you gross. Surstromming < Pickled Herring <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< literally any other canned fish on earth

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:27:15 2024 No.20216148 >>20216021 just one, but its your mom

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:28:24 2024 No.20216151 >>20216148 >>20216148 >just one, but its your mom unlike your mom, i hear that pig has taken a lot of logs

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:30:02 2024 No.20216158 File: 42 KB, 612x408, IMG_9885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216137 Looks good, I would totally devour that. I like the cuisine of freezing cold European countries

Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:31:47 2024 No.20216166
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>>20216145
pickled herring and aquavit if godtier, also, pickled herring isnt canned.

the non scandi mind simply cannot comprehend the simple pleasure of a nice soft slab of herring on rye, with a sharp dram of aquavit

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:32:50 2024 No.20216175 File: 540 KB, 1717x1466, IMG_9886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216158 I’d happily drink nothing else but vodka and eat nothing other than salo for the rest of my life https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salo_(food)

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:34:48 2024 No.20216178 >>20216175 Salo, oh, that take me back, those crazy Italians

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:35:03 2024 No.20216180 >>20216175 >I’d happily drink nothing else but vodka and eat nothing other than salo for the rest of my life lucky for you it would not be that long if you did

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:36:12 2024 No.20216187 File: 80 KB, 640x461, IMG_9879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215977 >>20215999 >>20216003 >>20216039 >>20216045 Need some Chianti and fresh bread with that Mortadella

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:38:39 2024 No.20216193 File: 355 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_9887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216178 It’s more of an Eastern European thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:42:14 2024 No.20216208 File: 128 KB, 959x1321, Original-Italian-theatrical-release-poster-of-Salo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216193 i am referencing the movie

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:43:19 2024 No.20216215 >>20216021 bout tree fiddy

>>	Lee Greenwood Sun Feb 18 00:49:23 2024 No.20216236 File: 703 KB, 4500x3000, IMG_3603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215977 >What makes you happy? Driving with my cheeseburger thinking about our American freedoms

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:50:04 2024 No.20216237 >>20216193 what is that thing in the ash tray? is that some kind of soviet crack pipe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:52:35 2024 No.20216245 >>20216237 cigarette

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:53:20 2024 No.20216247 File: 6 KB, 225x225, IMG_9889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216237 I think it’s a cigarette holder

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 00:55:56 2024 No.20216254 File: 184 KB, 960x642, IMG_8529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215977 >What makes you happy? Texas chili, no beans

Anonymous Sun Feb 18 01:12:09 2024 No.20216303

>>20216237
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belomorkanal
I've smoked them. They were not very good. The exchange student who gave it to me said nobody he knew actually smoked them as-is and they always used them for weed in Russia. He was also full of shit too so, who knows.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 07:49:02 2024 No.20217402 File: 188 KB, 378x415, 1707022056911073.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216236 BASED.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 08:14:50 2024 No.20217444 >>20216237 >>20216247 it's a weird type of cigarette filter

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 09:31:05 2024 No.20217573 File: 1.75 MB, 3024x3024, Chili.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216254 It is just built a little different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 09:40:40 2024 No.20217592 >>20216104 Ja. Nikkeryanks zijn zo arm dat boterhamworst een uniek verschijnsel is.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 09:46:26 2024 No.20217606 >>20215977 mortadella is so fucking good goddamn it's the best pizza topping meat hands down

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 10:03:02 2024 No.20217623 >>20216137 My grandfather loves pickled herring and borh he and his house smell like week old roadkill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 14:49:47 2024 No.20217999 File: 196 KB, 1200x900, IMG_9892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20216254 >>20217573 Yes, this makes me happy too

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 15:04:08 2024 No.20218034 How the hell come every recipe I see tells you that pickled herring only keeps for 3 weeks? What did your ancestors do for long-term food storage, if your catch only keeps for less than a month?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 17:33:14 2024 No.20218504 >>20216193 Italians call it lardo

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 17:39:48 2024 No.20218528 >>20216237 >what is that thing in the ash tray? >is that some kind of soviet crack pipe? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papirosa

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 17:56:40 2024 No.20218579 >>20215977 bologna :[ italian bologna :O

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 18 17:58:24 2024 No.20218584 >>20216106 Holy shit, this bitches is actually naked in this 90s-ass music video? AND her breasts make Twizzlers instead of milk?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 03:19:35 2024 No.20220448 >>20215977 Itlians yuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 06:41:12 2024 No.20220975 File: 118 KB, 1200x630, IMG_9913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215977 I’d love to try one of those Brazilian Mortadella sandwiches

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 07:22:25 2024 No.20221046 >>20216024 no but your mom tried it on me one time

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 07:29:43 2024 No.20221068 File: 30 KB, 1364x238, Screenshot 2024-02-19 at 18.29.04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20215977 fun fax:

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 07:33:10 2024 No.20221078 >>20215977 when something tastes good and is healthy and either low calorie or high in protein and also is affordable

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 08:09:13 2024 No.20221137 File: 38 KB, 300x300, img-thing_nc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20221078 >healthy

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 08:58:37 2024 No.20221212 >>20221137 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 09:01:52 2024 No.20221219 >>20221212 muerta della is not very healthy anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 09:32:46 2024 No.20221266 >>20221219 no his post said "what makes you happy" and i wrote what makes me happy that is food related

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 09:42:26 2024 No.20221279 >>20221266 oooooh of course. I see now, sorry anon I misconstrued the whole thing. That make me happy too btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 09:44:31 2024 No.20221283 >>20215977 I just like food, it makes me happy. Such a wealth of things at your fingertips, you got to the store and it's there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 09:47:42 2024 No.20221288 File: 102 KB, 1280x600, keep-your-fingers-clean-while-eating-cheetos-chocolate-chips-and-more.1280x600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20221283

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 19 10:23:28 2024 No.20221347 >>20216045 She likes the bbm (big big mortadella)

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