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im tired of being sent out for such prosaic groceries. i might just go on strike. i might just buy a pomegranate out of pique.

>> No.20215587

>>20215582
That's nice.

>> No.20215614

>>20215582
can you get me a snickers

>> No.20215697
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>>20215614
how about some Sour Patch Kids (c) Bitz (tm) Candy POP?

>> No.20215700
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20215700

now thats too good of a deal to pss up.

>> No.20215704

>>20215582
what is that a rabbit? Or a duck?

>> No.20215712
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>>20215704
its either a virginia rail or crex crex

>> No.20215736
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20215736

did you ever explain why you didn't get the pork or lemon from last time

>> No.20215758

>>20215697
what the fuck

>> No.20215800

>>20215736
She explained it was due to "the accident". Best not to prod and be rude.

>> No.20215884
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20215884

never heard of these but theyre normal apple price and shiny

>>20215736
we had gotten pork at a different store earlier and she crossed off lemons because she found we had 1/2 of a lemon still but i got lemons anyway...8sp2

>> No.20215922

>>20215582
Why does your gf have man handwriting?

>> No.20215934

>>20215700
Hitler was right about bagel eaters

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>>20215800
I was just curious. OP said it was an elaborate and long story.

Could have just said, they change their mind.

>>20215884
I see

>> No.20216225
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are these good? the red ones. ive had the halleys, they are nice. better than any americookie.

>> No.20216232

>>20216225
looks dry to me
Id just get the halleys

>> No.20216266

>>20215582
Are you going to buy a dolphin?

>> No.20216304

>>20215697
This is an affront to God and nature.

>> No.20216425
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>>20216232
ive already HAD those.

>> No.20216442

>>20216425
have you just been walking around the store with a half-full basket for 3 hours?

>> No.20216449

>>20215582
Get me the worst looking popsicle

>> No.20216452

>>20215700
Do you ever get to meet the manager and discuss recipes with him?

>> No.20216483

>>20216425
so you know they're good, why spend money on disappointing looking cookies

>> No.20216661
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>>20216442
sometimes i hang out in the shoprite sitting area but today i will admit to slow rolling my pics. ive been up to a lot.

>>20216452
he scary and always yelling on the phone or telling loud jokes. gonzo little guy

>>20216483
why have the same thing twice? i mean who does that?

>> No.20216853

>>20216661
>why have the same thing twice?
because you enjoy it? why do anything at all?

>> No.20216873

>>20216853
well you enjoy it less the second time though right? maybe something else is bettter, i mean have you tried them all?

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20216880

ive been sent out again for gummies

this seems like a really good deal??

theres literally 5 visible autists in this rite aid right now /ourplace/

>> No.20216882

>>20216873
I dont need to try them all anon, if I like something thats good for me :)

>> No.20216894
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or is this a better deal??? fck

>>20216882
i only apply this rule to factory made foods and it has made me unfixably skinny so be warned

>> No.20216898

>>20216661
>lesbian bag
>old used book
>notebook
Something is fishy here. Are you or your gf a person of gender?

>> No.20216905

>>20216894
>>20216880
48c/oz for heart
40c/oz for sack

>> No.20216913
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>>20216905
i was gonna get a heart bc the xs are funny but then i picked it up...why do they lie to us so cruelly & trick us with such tricks?? o for shame.

>>20216898
heaven forfender. thats a mans book retard. its about spies n things.

>> No.20216914

>>20216913
cut your nails
fuckin a

>> No.20216922

>>20216913
>weirdo thumb
>gross nails
forever alone

>> No.20216941

>>20216913
>thumb
>nail
bruh

>> No.20216967

>>20216661
Why is there a rooster on the box of eggs? Roosters don't lay eggs

>> No.20217413

>>20216967
For you maybe.

>> No.20217425

>>20216913
bro you got some shit in your nails

>> No.20217593

>>20215582
Really enjoying the texture on the brick wall behind your grocery list OP and the mysterious drawing on it. Good shit

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>>20217425
>>20216941
>>20216922
>>20216914
you little weenies havent been out on a cold night in your lives have you. thats what happens to hands. and sorry for having nails that grow like a mans. its time for breakfast.

>> No.20218572

>>20215582
Get a set of rabbit legs.

>> No.20218734

>>20216425
your apple is bruised

>> No.20218774

Keep posting these threads, I’ve nearly gathered enough information to find and kill you.

>> No.20218929

>>20218774
almost?? not much of a looker then...well at least hug me first

>> No.20220178

>>20218734
as it turns out they arent very special. sub- fuji. time for turnovers!

>> No.20220204

>>20215700
that shit is nasty. unless you can incorporate it in a cheesecake recipe

>> No.20221410

>>20220178
>as it turns out they arent very special. sub- fuji.
you clearly have shit fruit picking skills. Who the fuck buys a bruised apple?

>> No.20221919
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>>20221410
they were all like that idk

anyway later i got free noodles!

>> No.20221946

>>20215582
Why is your house made of break or meatloaf?

>> No.20222604

>>20221919
That real estate sign on the cart gives away your location fyi.

>> No.20222620

>>20215697
>You Will Live To See Man-Made Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension
Tesla was spot on with that one.

>> No.20222623

>>20221919
you cut your nails good job

>> No.20222648

good looking thumbnail buddy

>> No.20222862

>>20221946
i live in an old abandoned powerhouse
>>20222604
isnt she cute? wait who am i hiding from??

>> No.20222914

>>20222862
>i live in an old abandoned powerhouse
wtf so based...

>> No.20222988

>>20222914
yeah its nice, im working on a wepon that will freeze all of gotham city... dont tell anyone

>> No.20223441
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oh look what intact apples...

>> No.20223502

>>20216898
>a person of gender?
what the fuck does this even mean

>> No.20223538

>>20221919
i was in 99 ranch the other day and they gave me a 1lb pack of dry macaroni with my purchase for some reason

>> No.20223557

>>20223538
itadakimasu!!

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>>20222604
>That real estate sign on the cart gives away your location fyi.
>NY/NJ/CT tri-state area
>~30 million inhabitants
Yeah, good luck finding anyone there. It's near impossible.

that being said, you were in the Jersey City location based on the floor and and in this general area based on the drinks fridge and the leaf sign on the wall in the back.

>> No.20223691

>>20223677
He’s an Asian dude in his early-mid twenties in east New Jersey. Very obvious by his posts.

>> No.20223696

>>20223691
lmao how do you think that skin tone is asian at all

>> No.20223705

>>20223691
I doubt he's Asian. With that weird thumb I'm leaning more towards Irish or English if anything. One of those Native Briton type phenotype. The mid-twenties I'll agree with.

>> No.20223963

>>20223441
>>>20223476
fucker