/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20208796]

C K Webm thread!

[Anonymous No.20208806]

[Anonymous No.20208810]

[Anonymous No.20208812]

[Anonymous No.20208816]

[Anonymous No.20208820]

[Anonymous No.20208824]

[Anonymous No.20208828]

[Anonymous No.20208831]

le pol gf xD

at least you changed the file names

[Anonymous No.20208833]

[Anonymous No.20208834]

[Anonymous No.20208838]

[Anonymous No.20208839]

>>20208831
take your meds and post a webm

[Anonymous No.20208845]

[Anonymous No.20208849]

[Anonymous No.20208850]

[Anonymous No.20208860]

>>20208796
sow

[Anonymous No.20208863]

[Anonymous No.20208868]

[Anonymous No.20208869]

>>20208806
Who is this semen demon

[Anonymous No.20208870]

>>20208860
you may not like it but that is what peak female performance looks like. Babies can easily slide out of those hips

[Anonymous No.20208871]

[Anonymous No.20208874]

[Anonymous No.20208877]

[Anonymous No.20208881]

Why did you post the worst webms from the last thread?

[Anonymous No.20208882]

[Anonymous No.20208884]

>>20208831
Who's the pol gf?
>>20208796
You are the reason why I have to wait a minute before I can post. The worst thing is that you have a Pass, so you can spam regardless of the anti-spam measures in place.

[Anonymous No.20208886]

[Anonymous No.20208889]

>>20208884
Anon a 4chan pass is less than the price of a soda pop each month

[Anonymous No.20208894]

[Anonymous No.20208900]

[Anonymous No.20208901]

>>20208881
I save the webms I like and make many of them myself

[Anonymous No.20208914]

>>20208889
Not buying it. Can you at least post some new material?

[Anonymous No.20208923]

>>20208914
then dont compain about needing to fill out a capcha if you want to be a broke bitch

[Anonymous No.20208951]

>>20208796

[Anonymous No.20209052]

>>20208810
You could make a chicken soup enough for 5 people with all fresh natural ingredients for less than £5

[Anonymous No.20209071]

>>20208796
tattoos look so fucking gross, i cant imagine someone getting excited by a whore who literally marks herself with black ink and demonstrates her impurity

[Anonymous No.20209088]

>>20208839
sleep tight steeler

[Anonymous No.20209091]

>>20208900
This is just like those hentais.

[Anonymous No.20209092]

Slightly unrelated, but does anyone have that AI pic of Gordon Ramsay crying over a grilled cheese? I need it for...reasons.

[Anonymous No.20209101]

>>20208810
Absolutely no need to use an entire bottle of salad dressing, or the whole stick of Philly cheese. If they were really poor they would would make those ingredients go way further

[Anonymous No.20209105]

[Anonymous No.20209107]

>>20209071
gb2pol

[Anonymous No.20209118]

>>20208796
Hog
>>20208810
Good girlfriend. Her man is a lucky guy.

[Anonymous No.20209123]

>>20208824
I recognise her, jerked off to her stepsister hatefuck vid a few times kek

[Anonymous No.20209128]

if i was a janny i would delet this abortion of a thread

[Anonymous No.20209136]

>>20208812

[Anonymous No.20209141]

>>20209136
Jailbait.

[Anonymous No.20209144]

>>20208886
>that fucking slip

[Anonymous No.20209149]

>>20209136
She has to be 4'8

[Anonymous No.20209153]

>>20209123
sauce

[Anonymous No.20209155]

>>20208874
ya usan mandil?

[Anonymous No.20209158]

>>20208796
Absolutely disgusting, but still would

[Anonymous No.20209172]

>>20209071
I don't know why every single normalfag I talk to think tattoos are hot. It's like taking a beautiful statue and drawing ugly shit all over it and saying it's an improvement

[Anonymous No.20209173]

>>20208796
Does she put the orange in her fanny?

[Anonymous No.20209180]

>>20209092
>have that AI pic
nigga, bing exists

[Anonymous No.20209183]

does she put that fish in her fanny?

[Anonymous No.20209184]

>>20209153
sydney harwin hatefuck

[Anonymous No.20209191]

>>20209184
nice

[Anonymous No.20209196]

>>20209172
it's a conditioned response because if you say a bad thing about it you'll get a mob of tatted up freaks calling you an incel

[Anonymous No.20209201]

>>20208796
I just took a huge shit now my asshole is numb.

[Anonymous No.20209204]

>>20208845
I miss the shoenice
He used to post here

[Anonymous No.20209211]

>>20208828
these dudes are fueling up to go shill for despotic dictators on 4chan
imagine how bad it smells in there

[Anonymous No.20209217]

[Anonymous No.20209244]

[Anonymous No.20209252]

>>20209244
bitch is making a fucking mess

[Anonymous No.20209361]

>>20208834
i look like this and do this except at chili's

[Anonymous No.20209395]

>>20209252
in my pants

[Anonymous No.20209400]

>>20209395
weeb

[Anonymous No.20209417]

>>20209244
>HAHAHAH SHE DID EVERYTHING WRONG ON PURPOSE LOOK HOW FUNNY SHE IS
w*men should stop trying to be funny.

[Anonymous No.20209436]

Oh look it's this thread again. Remember to hide these from the catalog with shift + click :)

[Anonymous No.20209447]

>>20208833
I look like this

[Anonymous No.20209451]

>>20209417
thats a tea ceremony you dumb shet beg, its supposed to messy

[Anonymous No.20209457]

>>20208886
women are horrible people

[Anonymous No.20209496]

>>20209451
sounds like a stupid ceremony

[Anonymous No.20209500]

>>20208812
>>20209136
Another ugly whore hiding behind makeup and filters.

[Anonymous No.20209501]

>>20209436
i think theyre kinda fun now actually

[Anonymous No.20209509]

Does somebody have the one about flavored rocks?

[Anonymous No.20209514]

>>20209136
nice. would behead with a brick.

[Anonymous No.20209518]

>>20209136
I look like this and want to suck cock

[Anonymous No.20209533]

>>20209136
why is she dressed like a hooker and doing fortnite dances or some shit

[Anonymous No.20209549]

>>20209447
You look ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.20209559]

>>20208824
>>20208833
Pornwhores are always chopping stuff in their cooking scenes, but not once have I ever seen proper cutting technique.

[Anonymous No.20209565]

why is it always pedos and hagfags, why never a woman in her 20s

[Anonymous No.20209569]

>>20208849
>translates to water chili
>is a casserole or some shit
explain southfags

[Anonymous No.20209570]

>>20209549
Sometimes ya gotta look ridiculous to generate boners

[Anonymous No.20209585]

>>20209559
Anon its rare as fuck finding a woman who enjoys cooking instead of just doordashing all your money away.

DESU most women are shit at chopping, maybe a muscle girl like Cory Chase that clearly cares about nutrition would be better but unless you find amature porn of a line cook girl most chopping is gonna be ass

[Anonymous No.20209591]

>>20208849
Mexican here, the shrimp is making them go with the lime and cucumbers for the flavor pairing.

You could try to use the shrimp in cowboy chili but it would be seen as clashing using an expensive meat cut in such a simple dish as standard chili

[Anonymous No.20209595]

>>20209585
What planet do you people live on? Women love to pretend to like cooking

[Anonymous No.20209600]

>>20209417
>>20209451
They're so obsessed with tea ceremonies as sacred that fucking one up this bad is a form of fetish porn

[Anonymous No.20209606]

>>20209585
I'm a tranny and I'm good at chopping I even had my dick chopped off please date me cute guys itt I'll cook for you

[Anonymous No.20209615]

>>20209591
a better translation would be "the acid of the lime cooks the shrimp" my ESL friend :)

[Anonymous No.20209629]

saw this and thought it might be something you guys would enjoy arguing about

[Anonymous No.20209635]

>>20209629
jesus christ so fucking soulful. fuck modernity and fuck leftism.

[Anonymous No.20209636]

>>20209629
neat

[Anonymous No.20209658]

>>20209635
I like it too, but you're a total culturewarbrained moron.

[Anonymous No.20209662]

>>20209658
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.20209668]

>>20209635
>leftism is promoting soulless profit at any cost capitalism

[Anonymous No.20209689]

>>20209635
Right, leftism: the well known cause of the downfall of can openers since at least 1889.

[Anonymous No.20209840]

>>20209244
i'd marry her

[Anonymous No.20209858]

>>20209629
where can I get one?

[Anonymous No.20209865]

>>20208820
Is shoenice dead yet?

[Anonymous No.20209885]

>>20208796
>>20208833


I'd let both of these use my face as a chair and lock my head between them thighs and I won't be happy until a proper ssbbw/pawg does this.

[Anonymous No.20209891]

>>20209885
>ssbbw
super saiyan bbw?

[Anonymous No.20209898]

>>20209891
SuperSized BBW. Basically 350 and up

[Anonymous No.20209985]

>>20209629
Bottom line; everything went downhill in the 20th century

[Anonymous No.20210005]

>>20209985
i know why we call the 1900s the 20th century but i don't agree with it

[Anonymous No.20210015]

>>20209217
Wait you can give files emoji filenames? Lemme try this out

[Anonymous No.20210126]

>>20209211
Kek

[Anonymous No.20210178]

>>20210005
are you stupid? the first century was 0001-0999

[Anonymous No.20210191]

>>20209417
It's ok because she is from tranime island

[Anonymous No.20210197]

>>20208796
put a bag over her head and i would

[Anonymous No.20210202]

>>20210197
Good move. That way you focus on her ample belly and massive thighs more, and her face is untarnished so you can caress it lovingly after you fuck her silly on your wedding night.

[Anonymous No.20210203]

>>20209629
My grandma had a slightly more modern version of the final one, grew up using it when I helped her in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.20210205]

>>20210191
>tranime
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.20210217]

>>20210202
Uh...yeah, sure. Haha. Not because she's a butterface. No....hahaha.

[Anonymous No.20210218]

>>20209204
Whatever happened to him?

[Anonymous No.20210221]

>>20209985
Someone should write a paper on that

[Anonymous No.20210247]

>>20209052
Not everyone is a friendless neet like you.
Some people have other things to do in the day they cant just spend the entire day in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.20210250]

>>20208868
Imagine if a drop of hot oil flew onto her fake balloon tits and popped them

[Anonymous No.20210253]

>>20210247
Its a crock pot anon it practically does all the cooking for you.

[Anonymous No.20210254]

>>20209533
To attract lonely young men to her channel.

[Anonymous No.20210365]

>>20209052
i mean you could save a lot of money making that dish if you didnt spend $4 on salad dressing and $5 on cream cheese
there's a reason why poor people are poor, they're fucking retarded
cunts'll drop $50 three times a week on uber eats and then complain about the economy

[Anonymous No.20210432]

>>20209244
this is great

[Anonymous No.20210525]

>>20208833
Thats just nasty

[Anonymous No.20210528]

>>20208796
If no one is going to say it I will. I'd butt rape that slut right in the ass. I'd make her cry

[Anonymous No.20210542]

[Anonymous No.20210545]

>>20210542
God damnit bitches need some raping itt

[Anonymous No.20210574]

>>20209500
even better, this one >>20209136 doesn´t even know how to do makeup
the zoomer bitches, or zitches if you want to, think that they should highlight the tip of their noses which is retarded to begin with since the tip of your nose is always the hihgest point
but in this example she used a set of brown tones to dark for her skin, which makes it look like she dipped her nose into shit, just hillarious

[Anonymous No.20210578]

>>20210542
Seems like a good way to get a yeast infection

[Anonymous No.20210599]

>>20209136
I bet she fucks like a cgi

[Anonymous No.20210611]

>>20209635
Anon wtf.

[Anonymous No.20210612]

ANAL
BUTT
RAPE

[Anonymous No.20210631]

>>20208810
>>20209101
Yeah or the entire container of parmesan, this is why trailer people get stuck in trailers and cry all day about food costs. You can feed a family of 4 way, way cheaper than that if you need to.

[Anonymous No.20210634]

PENIS GOES IN HER BUTTHOLE WHILE SHE CRIES

[Anonymous No.20210646]

>>20210578
That was exactly my first thought.

I remember getting this fancy mead from some place and we were drinking it at a party, it tasted kinda good but kinda weird and we couldn't put our fingers on it. Then it struck me and I semi-drunkenly exclaimed "it tastes like a yeasty pussy!" took another sip to confirm and was like Yep. One of the guys there who was gay just looked at me with this weird expression of horror and dumped hos in the sink.

I would not eat that pizza, or that pussy.

[Anonymous No.20210667]

>>20208923
>then dont complain about getting ripped off if you want to be a broke bitch
A fool and his money, etc.

[Anonymous No.20210670]

>>20208833
Cooking?

[Anonymous No.20210681]

God I fucking love fat girls that aren't too too fat

[Anonymous No.20210688]

>>20210681
op pic unrelated?

>>20210646
hmm that explains why I don't like mead

[Anonymous No.20210706]

>>20209128
If you were a janny you would make this thread.

[Anonymous No.20210712]

>>20210706
Abort my anal butt rape all over my dick

[Anonymous No.20210759]

>>20210578
goes both ways

[Anonymous No.20210829]

shit thread as usual

[Anonymous No.20210873]

>>20209136
What a pointless video to make. And even more so to share it with 4channel community.
I hope you feel ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.20210875]

>>20208849
Dios mio
Gimme them Mexican tiddies

[Anonymous No.20210881]

>>20209417
No need to be angry, Ching Chong. Comedy doesn't have to be "someone tried and failed" it can have acting too.

[Anonymous No.20210886]

[Anonymous No.20210907]

>>20208834
Kek, imagine losing high value customers because some Gaijin weeb needed to fight about not eating your raw fish and rice the right way.

[Anonymous No.20210914]

>>20208796
do we really need a 24/7 thread of just ragebait posts

[Anonymous No.20210956]

>>20209172
Statues are often painted and look good. The classic marble sculptures were originally painted, and we only see them bare because the paint wore away. Your simile is worthless.

[Anonymous No.20210963]

>>20210914
If there exists a moment in the day where I'm not thinking about good food or brutally raping some unwilling slut I have no reason to live.

[Anonymous No.20211018]

>>20210886
I watch this one because I know a big jugged woman pops up at the end
never disappoints

[Anonymous No.20211034]

>>20211018
Based. I only want big tiddies and butts to nut all over and make cry in pan when you rape their holes

[Anonymous No.20211037]

>>20209101
>If they were really poor they would would make those ingredients go way further
That's not how poverty works these days. Even if she cut the amount she spends on cheese and salad dressing, that adds up to essentially jack shit by the end of an entire year. Sure it would be money they could save, but it wouldn't do them any good because they wouldn't be able to do anything meaningful with it. It's better spend making their daily meals that much more cheesy and/or flavorful.

The reason boomers and dipshits think poor people are just bad at saving money is because "back in their day" if you saved a couple of bucks on every meal, by the end of the year you could buy a fucking car with that money. Just not the case anymore.

[Anonymous No.20211042]

>>20209629
They already solved everything over 100 years ago and the kikes just forced us to buy inferior garbage ever since. Typical.

[Anonymous No.20211086]

>>20211037
Basically. Boomers could make very meager concessions, yet slash their expenses in half (because they were paying premiums for meager quality increases because of how generally good even low quality good were), and save enough to buy a house or car. Millenials and zoomers can instead take drastic cuts in quality to save very small amounts of money that leaves them no closer to large milestone purchases in functional terms. Spending $100 on absolute garbage groceries every week instead of $150 on passable ones doesn't get someone who makes $3500/y any closer to a 900k minimum house.

[Anonymous No.20211244]

>>20208889
What the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.20211263]

>>20211244
genetically modified brap garloid

[Anonymous No.20211280]

>>20209252
that's the joke

[Anonymous No.20211288]

>>20210218
he finally solved world hunger

[Anonymous No.20211290]

>>20211280
jokes are supposed to be funny

[Anonymous No.20211360]

>>20211263
seriously though, I'm intrigued.

[Anonymous No.20211403]

>>20210542
how much for a loaf
>>20210667
Anon I get hours of enjoyment posting from 4chan each week, its way more cost effective than going out to a bar or a movie

[Anonymous No.20211508]

>>20208834
Imagine if they were also wearing ball caps.

[Anonymous No.20211516]

>>20208894
how does she get out?

[Anonymous No.20211541]

>>20208833
this gives me uncanny valley vibes. something is wrong with this but it's close to resembling a human

[Anonymous No.20211549]

>>20211541
>when the body expansion fetish brainrot makes it to the onlythots

[Anonymous No.20211566]

>>20208839
Sleep tight steeler

[Anonymous No.20211572]

>>20209629
That's a pretty cool can opener. I'd buy one if I saw it

[Anonymous No.20211574]

>>20209417
They are actually funny for those who know tea ceremony autistes.

[Anonymous No.20211617]

>>20210574
no
shes trying to imitate a tumblr nose, ugly tumblr art usually have pink nose tips

[Anonymous No.20211647]

>>20209136
off topic shit

[Anonymous No.20211650]

>>20209244
>weebs fawn over these useless beings

[Anonymous No.20211652]

>>20208812
what's going on with her top lip near the end? filter messing up?

[Anonymous No.20211725]

>>20210250
your epidermis is awesome, it's literally a suit of body armor that protects your vital weak points from that kind of damage. It even has self-regeneration capabilities akin to Wolverine. Fuck. Your skin is awesome. I love my skin

[Anonymous No.20211744]

>>20211652
some kind of fish lip plastic surgery, its trendy I guess, makes me uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.20211746]

>>20211652
snapchat

[Anonymous No.20211748]

>>20211652
Yeah
Parts of her face keep growing and shrinking throughout the video.
She probably has multiple layers of filter on.

[Anonymous No.20211756]

>>20211725
>Fuck. Your skin is awesome. I love my skin
you should really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs anon

[Anonymous No.20211760]

>>20211748
She looks better without the lip filter.

[Anonymous No.20211908]

>>20210907
He's completely right though. Those chucklefucks dont deserve to be eating there

[Anonymous No.20211922]

>>20208796
>>20208824
No Xev or Bettie?

[Anonymous No.20211940]

>>20208796
is coffee good for you?

[Anonymous No.20211970]

>>20211940
>coffee

[Anonymous No.20211980]

>>20209244
The A-side to this.

[Anonymous No.20212456]

>>20211290
I never said it was a good joke

[Anonymous No.20212461]

>>20209600
Wow anon, abdolutely resplendent! Please bestow more of your deep knowledge of chinese tea ceremonies upon us.

[Anonymous No.20212830]

>>20212461
I'm sorry you can't tell the difference between attempts at humor and attempts at porn

[Anonymous No.20212853]

>>20208796
>tattoos

[Anonymous No.20212866]

>>20212853
Thank God they became trendy among people with lower IQ. It makes it so much easier to filter out bad women.

[Anonymous No.20212867]

>>20208839
he just like me fr

[Anonymous No.20212877]

>>20211980
this is very attractive. I'll take both

[Anonymous No.20212883]

>>20212877
>>20211980
>>20209451
>>20209244
racemixers will be killed first

[Anonymous No.20212899]

>>20208812
That's a lot of war paint.

[Anonymous No.20212908]

>>20209629
ive never eaten food out of a can in my life. i guess cause my family arent poor. opening a can looks dangerous. you could easily slice yourself on the metal. ick

[Anonymous No.20212927]

>>20208849
Oh mama...

[Anonymous No.20212940]

>>20208796
Wouldn't under normal circumstances

[Anonymous No.20212948]

>>20212908
>ive never eaten food out of a can in my life. i guess cause my family arent poor. opening a can looks dangerous. you could easily slice yourself on the metal. ick

[Anonymous No.20212956]

>>20208796
I need this fat slut's name or I'm going to die

[Anonymous No.20212962]

>>20210956
anon isn't comparing it to painting of statue rather if somebody wrote gucci on a statue. obviously it looks gross. tattoos are similar

[Anonymous No.20212967]

[Anonymous No.20212981]

[Anonymous No.20213049]

>>20211360
Tripe I think. Like that's an ox's stomach and it's swelling with steam

[Anonymous No.20213053]

>>20211516
I bravely storm the kitchen to rescue her and whisk her away off her feet

[Anonymous No.20213074]

[Anonymous No.20213075]

>>20213053
you don't know she has feet

[Anonymous No.20213095]

>>20212981
The hands were a dead giveaway that she's fat but I wasn't expecting that cut to a wide shot

[Anonymous No.20213099]

>>20208810
I feel bad for poor people. St. Adolf would have wanted us to help her.

[Anonymous No.20213113]

>>20213074
Forgot to add ketchup.

[Anonymous No.20213116]

>>20210631
ikr, I bet they even buy CANDY with FOOD STAMPS

[Anonymous No.20213120]

>>20209635
This one really got the troons dilating

[Anonymous No.20213155]

>>20212956
Kelly Payne. Yandex image search found it in a second bud.

>>20209891
Basically yes. Big girls that make, big girls look not so big. I don't just mean fat for the sake of fat, it's gotta be something right about them, be it big smooth thighs and ass, or unique belly rolls I wanna bury my face in, even them built like a brick shithouse girls with them dimpled cottage cheese thighs, huge tits small tits, saggy or tight, hairy or shaved, as long as they're clean and huge I'm about it. Gotta love ones like Randalin too.

[Anonymous No.20213161]

>>20212981
Woof.

[Anonymous No.20213236]

>>20213155
you fool you've made him immortal

[Anonymous No.20213242]

CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213243]

>>20212830
I'm sorry you can't tell I baited you into a non-answer to expose that you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.20213247]

>>20213242
>CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213249]

>>20213247
CRAB
CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213252]

>>20213249
>CRAB
CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213256]

>>20213242
carb

[Anonymous No.20213257]

>>20213252
CRAB
>CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213262]

>>20213256
carbcarb

[Anonymous No.20213264]

>>20213257
>CRAB
>CRAB
>>20213256
CRAB!

[Anonymous No.20213266]

>>20213264
CRAB
CRAB
CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213268]

>>20213247
>i dropped...the kombu in the crab juice...

[Anonymous No.20213271]

>>20213266
>CRAB
CRAB
CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213276]

>>20213271
CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213279]

>>20213276
>CRAB
>CRAB
CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213281]

>>20213279
CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213290]

>>20213281
>CRAB
CRAB
>CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213294]

>>20213290
CRAB
>CRAB
>CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213297]

>>20213294
>CRAB
>CRAB
>CRAB

[Anonymous No.20213337]

>>20213236
I'd do it again, don't dare stand in between a man and an ass he needs.

[Anonymous No.20213339]

>>20213281
That's shit. You are not going to fool me. That is shit in that spoon.

[Anonymous No.20213350]

>>20208796
what do u think she smells like?

[Anonymous No.20213357]

>>20213350
bong water, wet dog food, microwaved bean burrito

[Anonymous No.20213359]

>>20213357
hot

[Anonymous No.20213381]

>>20213357
ass too?

[Anonymous No.20213383]

>>20213381
The ass smells like that .gif of that tv show where the guy is blindfolded sitting in a chair and they stick things in their face and ask them to identify it, and he says "ass" and they say "correct" and he reacts some way

[Anonymous No.20213848]

>>20212908
Since circa 1995 canned food has been more expensive than fresh food, poorfag.

[Anonymous No.20213884]

>>20209865
more or less

[Anonymous No.20214182]

>>20213297
>>20213294
>>20213290
>>20213281
>>20213279
>>20213276
>>20213271
>>20213266
>>20213264
>>20213257
>>20213252
>>20213249
>>20213247
>>20213242
Yuck!

[Anonymous No.20214285]

>>20208869
e-girl #73218

[Anonymous No.20214371]

>>20211403
Same here, I just get to do it for free.

[Anonymous No.20214383]

>>20210250

They aren't full of air, dumbass. Even a direct rupture of the implant with a knife would just cause saline to leak out. Sure it needs to be redone but implants are surprisingly robust.

[Anonymous No.20214413]

>>20208796
jack's transition is going well

[Anonymous No.20214457]

>>20208810
Can literally make chicken Parmesan for a fraction of the cost.
Chicken breast
Parmesan (real shit)
Salt and pepper
Half a lemon squeezed
Tomatoes (canned, fresh, crushed, wtfever doesn’t matter)
Oregano, basil, parsley (fresh or bottled doesn’t matter)
Bay leaf (fresh only)
Splash of heavy cream
Boil some pasta and plate. Add cheese after plating.

[Anonymous No.20214488]

>>20210886
Imagine half your body not working over a poor diet and health and you still eat this slop

[Anonymous No.20214493]

>>20214457
Having you been to a fucking grocery store in the year 2023?

[Anonymous No.20214494]

>>20208812
I would take my chances with the law for a shot at this

[Anonymous No.20214554]

>>20208796
I fucking love Kelly Payne bros

[Anonymous No.20214621]

>>20209244
>we have a geisha at home
>the geisha at home

[Anonymous No.20214751]

>>20209629
this is the coolest, thanks for posting!

[Anonymous No.20214900]

>>20210005
then you don't know why and you are actually just dumb

[Anonymous No.20215078]

worst fucking /ck/ webm thread yet; you horny fucks should go to /gif/

[Anonymous No.20215120]

>>20215078
fuck yourself, its very easy to hide the thread

[Anonymous No.20215132]

\>>20215078
how many webms did you post

[Anonymous No.20215209]

>>20210218
He's still on the web, still on YouTube and I've heard he's active on TikTok, haven't watched him for a few years now but he grew very bitter and aggressive, he keeps doing the same stuff he's always done and acts indignant that he's not still getting the same attention he did initially, he seems to think he's God's gift to the Internet and that people are assholes for not recognising it. Also he has a bad reputation of scamming people.

[Anonymous No.20215298]

>>20215209
https://www.tiktok.com/@shoenice.22/video/7336591728666791210

The vids can be mid. every fatass alive can do 12 sausages

[Anonymous No.20215318]

>>20215298
I can eat 12 sausages and Im thin

[Anonymous No.20215343]

>>20215318
You think that's bad? I can eat 5 sausages and I'm fucking fat

[Anonymous No.20215468]

>>20212883
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.20215471]

>>20215318
Nobody ever eat 12 sausages

[Anonymous No.20215479]

>>20215471
youre mom

[Anonymous No.20215483]

>>20212967
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.20215764]

>>20209629
Nice video anon, Wish I had one.

[Anonymous No.20216081]

>>20208796
why is this slampig on my cooking forum

[Anonymous No.20216098]

>>20208870
Poor fish

[Anonymous No.20216296]

>>20213279
>Dunks the entire biteful into sauce, so all they taste is sauce

[Anonymous No.20216306]

>>20208828
They live like rodents.

[Anonymous No.20216314]

>>20208828
Why do they absentmindedly poke and prod at the food with the spoons but never actually scoop anything.

[Anonymous No.20216353]

>>20213074
White people is a mistake.

[Anonymous No.20216359]

>>20216353
so are esls but I will agree in this instance

[Anonymous No.20216370]

>>20216314
Its an ai vid.

[Anonymous No.20216375]

>>20216314
Theyre are barely sentient.

[Anonymous No.20216405]

[Anonymous No.20216420]

>>20209635
Based. We can go back bros
>>>/wsg/5450104
>>>/wsg/5450106

[Anonymous No.20216429]

>>20216353
You have to go back zhang

[Anonymous No.20216436]

>>20216353
And just in case youre in Europe

[Anonymous No.20216437]

>>20216420
You're living in a modern day monarchy that calls itself democratic, what we need is another french revolution to remind these power hungry politicians and bureaucrats that the people have the real power.

[Anonymous No.20216443]

>>20216420
>>20216429
christians are the dumbest people in the world, just more self hating jews, fuck off

[Anonymous No.20216455]

>>20216429
Usa is belonging to china.

[Anonymous No.20216458]

>>20216405
Ping pong chin chon I kneel

[Anonymous No.20216494]

>>20216436
>using northern europe especially nordic countries for catholic propaganda
Kek, I agree we should kick them out but the catholics sperging out hard causing the 30 year war was what weakned europe to begin with

>>20216405
Dinners like that with asian people are comfy because there's so much leftovers you have enough to eat for the next week or two

[Anonymous No.20216501]

>>20216405
imagine how much time it took just to set thay much shit on the table...

[Anonymous No.20216514]

[Anonymous No.20216522]

>>20216514
what a fag

[Anonymous No.20216523]

>>20216501

[Anonymous No.20216527]

>>20216523
what a fag

[Anonymous No.20216535]

>>20213074
Ok, that's funny

[Anonymous No.20216537]

>>20216494
Protestanism weakened Europe. Northern Europe is Catholic clay my brother. Only a Catholic reconquista will restore our lands. Pray the rosary every day especially during this time of lent.
>>>/wsg/5440447
Heliga Birgitta be för oss
>Herr Mannelig - Garmarna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJs8P30Nb9E

[Anonymous No.20216545]

>>20216523
what a fruity douche

[Anonymous No.20216555]

[Anonymous No.20216559]

[Anonymous No.20216574]

>>20216559
too based for her skin tone

[Anonymous No.20216604]

[Anonymous No.20216616]

[Anonymous No.20216619]

>>20216616
le based black man

[Anonymous No.20216628]

[Anonymous No.20216680]

>>20216616
>fucking le fucking based fucking man fuck
Fucking based so fucking based.

[Anonymous No.20216725]

>>20209865
only inside

[Anonymous No.20216731]

>>20216559
Please can I see my wife's face?

[Anonymous No.20216770]

>>20216555
I love how one retard saw "POV" on a video and decided it could just be appended to things meaninglessly.

[Anonymous No.20216781]

>>20208796

[Anonymous No.20216806]

>>20216628
damn look at all those fanta

[Anonymous No.20216837]

>>20216781
actually cursed

[Anonymous No.20216889]

>>20211018
what's the video called,?

[Anonymous No.20216928]

>>20208900
>RULES OF NATURE

[Anonymous No.20216975]

>>20216523
Wesley Crusher lookin ass

[Anonymous No.20216995]

>>20216837
Why? It looks like a bear paw, i eat bear sausage and stew every now and then. It's pretty good if you slow cook the meat or just have the sausages with mustard.

[Anonymous No.20217007]

>>20216995
eating apex predators is gross as hell, I dont make the rules of nature I just obey them

[Anonymous No.20217036]

>>20217007
Black bears aren't really apex predators. They're omnivores and basically they are just oversized raccoons.

[Anonymous No.20217041]

>>20217036
Well maybe its because theyre cute
humans arent supposed to eat cute things

[Anonymous No.20217085]

>>20216628
Sometimes they just put the food inside the dumpster to record themselves taking it out

[Anonymous No.20217088]

>>20216616
I'm a breadlet who adds a teaspoon of sugar to activate the yeast

[Anonymous No.20217093]

>>20216405
>Pass me the dog
Which one bro?

[Anonymous No.20217149]

>>20208833
Those disgusting flat feet

[Anonymous No.20217197]

>>20217088
I heard you can activate your brain by firing a bullet directly into it.

[Anonymous No.20217238]

>>20215483
that person is making it work. being homeless is hard as all hell. I'm just happy he had something to eat and that the food was affordable. $3 isn't enough for anything in most countries.

[Anonymous No.20217252]

>>20216680
reminds me of me

sometimes i wonder why my wife agreed to marry me

[Anonymous No.20217293]

>>20209244
>wow Hsin-yu... that was so cool... can we go get some burgers now?

[Anonymous No.20217295]

>>20217252
its probably your fatcock dont take it for granted

[Anonymous No.20217316]

>>20214457
>Can literally make chicken Parmesan for a fraction of the cost.

this is why they're poor. Most poor people are poor because they are retarded and make bad life choices. By "poor" I mean poor enough to qualify for food stamps and welfare programs. This is the kind of person who is a single mom and probably works at a McDonald's making $12 per hour or something and gets less than 40 hours per week

[Anonymous No.20217326]

>>20208863
why would anyone ever drink that shit? Even if you were homeless and wanted to just get drunk...why not just get a cheap bottle of liquor? I want to vomit just thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.20217334]

>>20217326
It could be for a couple of reason.

Some genuinely prefer the taste of beer to liqour and dont want to drink the $6 paint thinner.

Some drink beer as a self control measure. Drunk $5 worth of tall boys and you got a nice buzz for a couple of hours. Drink all the $6 of gut rot and you might kill yourself from alcohol poisoning.

.t drinks steel reserve and king kobra as my cheap get fucked up beers

[Anonymous No.20217347]

>>20217334
king cobra ruled for the same reason
>>20208863
natural ice ruled. they're 6% and 5.9% respectively while being the cheapest "beer tasting" beer. None of that high gravity shit

[Anonymous No.20217353]

>>20217334
I genuinely prefer beer to liqour. Ice isn't beer, it's water and swill. Jager and fireball shooters are a safer bet than that.

[Anonymous No.20217424]

>>20213242

[Anonymous No.20217449]

>>20215483
besides the cheetos and the piss water, it's not that bad for a homeless meal

[Anonymous No.20217825]

>>20208839
>I drank the point one

[Anonymous No.20217830]

>>20209635
>leftism is when capitalists invent new products to sell

[Anonymous No.20217839]

>>20216420
>Trad Cath Absolute Monarchy
>Italians, French, and Spanish
lol people have always been fucking. St Paul, bless his heart, just had no clue here when he tried to set up for the immediate return.

[Anonymous No.20217866]

>>20208849
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.20217908]

>>20211908
Anyone who tells me how to eat my food is getting shot in the head

[Anonymous No.20217921]

>>20212967
>How I cook as a homeless teenager
>Buys more frivolous snacks than me
Why are the you-know-whats so retarded?

[Anonymous No.20217926]

>>20217921
What does your $3 budget homeless shopping list look like

[Anonymous No.20217939]

>>20217926
Not fucking cheetos and powerade.

[Anonymous No.20217975]

>>20217908
I'm sure. Being incapable of receiving wisdom is very American.

[Anonymous No.20218493]

>>20217975
>sushi brainrot
>wisdom

[Anonymous No.20218757]

>>20217908
you WILL eat your food with your mouth not your anus, chucklefuck

[Anonymous No.20218823]

>>20212967
>drains pasta into a public garbage bag
if only society didn't stop these kids from thriving

[Anonymous No.20218844]

>>20217939
he said he got the cheetos from someone and a sugary drink at least gets you some kcal and energy

[Anonymous No.20218852]

>>20216429
>>20216436
finding the same schizos on different boards is an experience

[Anonymous No.20218860]

>>20218844
lmao imagine simping for a literal tiktok nigger