Inventor of Pop-Tarts dead at 96

[Anonymous No.20203736]

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1757580783504494792
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[Anonymous No.20203742]

>>20203736
>Bill News Organization
Unreliable source fuck off

[Anonymous No.20203749]

>>20203736
Vax status?

[Anonymous No.20203752]

Meanwhile the inventer of the toaster strudel was sentenced to death way back in Nuremberg

[Anonymous No.20203759]

>>20203736
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Whether you're a lineman for the county or a robber with a bounty, for many rough & ready men, highway gas stations become a second home.... and a man on the run (from the law, or himself) could do much worse than an egg salad sandwich, dollar coffee with extra cream and sugar, with a pair of Strawberry Frosted Pop Tarts for dessert.... before absolutely destroying the toilet, knowing that you'll probably never see the same wagie again.

[Anonymous No.20203780]

>>20203736
>In the early 1960s, Kellogg's biggest competitor, Post, invented a process for dehydrating food and enclosing it in foil to keep it fresh. Originally used for dog food, they were looking to expand their breakfast market ad adapted the process to a new toaster-prepared breakfast pastry. Post announced its new product to the press in 1964 several months before they went to market, calling them "Country Squares"
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[Anonymous No.20203799]

poptart bros...

[Anonymous No.20203854]

>>20203780
What are you mad about here?

[Anonymous No.20203858]

>>20203854
He stole the idea and sniped it to market before the competitor could get it to market
So he invented "Pop Tarts" but not really

[Anonymous No.20203862]

>>20203736
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.20203886]

Big Strudel got another one...

[Anonymous No.20203889]

MODS WTF STICKY THIS NOW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.20203891]

>>20203889
I don't think I've ever seen a sticky on this board since i have frequented it. Maybe when Jacques Pepin passes we get one.

[Anonymous No.20203900]

>>20203858
are you sure that's what it says?

[Anonymous No.20203941]

>>20203891
I don't know about an event sticky but I know at one point the possibility of a permanent informative sticky was under discussion

[Anonymous No.20203951]

>>20203742
>Bill News
>Bill Post
very fishy

[Anonymous No.20203955]

>>20203736
RIP kings

[Anonymous No.20203962]

>>20203891
didn’t chinese dog lady get one when the dog died? or was it just the janny banned somebody?

[Anonymous No.20203979]

>>20203799
lel

[Anonymous No.20203980]

They should have never got rid of the apple-currant and dutch apple ones.

[Anonymous No.20203991]

>>20203736
Damn

[Anonymous No.20204029]

>>20203736
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[Anonymous No.20204066]

>>20203736
Had poptarts for the first tim. It was picrel flavor.
God damn these things are disgustingly sweet, made me feel unwell.
No wonder American's are obese, their fat parents feed them this shit for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.20204069]

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best flavor

[Anonymous No.20204072]

>>20204066
I don't think many people actually ate Pop Tarts for breakfast ironically.

[Anonymous No.20204100]

>>20204072
They were doing it unironically, which is why they turned into such disgusting fats.

[Anonymous No.20204105]

>willy post
lmao

[Anonymous No.20204114]

>>20204072
i did but I'm also not fat

[Anonymous No.20204115]

>>20203736
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Gonna go out and buy some Birthday Cake pop-tarts in memoriam.

>>20204072
They're junk food and anyone who actually ate them for breakfast is a sick fuck.

[Anonymous No.20204127]

>>20204115
They have always been advertised as part of a complete breakfast™

[Anonymous No.20204223]

>>20204066
They are sweet but I imagine frosted “sugar” flavor probably tastes a lot more of sugar than an unfrosted strawberry poptart.

[Anonymous No.20204234]

>>20203736
another vaxxed zionist good riddance

[Anonymous No.20204240]

>>20204234
You schizo conspiracy theorists who were accidentally not wrong once need to get over it. Time to forget and forgive and forget.

[Anonymous No.20204241]

>>20203736
Another Bill lost.
Bill Stickers is Innocent!

[Anonymous No.20204249]

>>20203951
Bill hands typed that post.

[Anonymous No.20204384]

>>20203858
you're so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.20204407]

>>20203736
He would have lived to 120 had he chosen a proper diet.

[Anonymous No.20204431]

>>20203736
why does his mouth look like that? you couldn't fit a pop tart in a mouth like that.

[Anonymous No.20204440]

>>20203891
>>20203941
Warosu doesn't have an option to search only for stickied threads but it does let you search for threads by mods, there's also scattered posts by moot if you search by admin
>>/ck/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=op&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=mod&search_res=post

[Anonymous No.20204464]

>>20204127
Maybe on planet retard.

[Anonymous No.20204467]

>>20204431
>why does his mouth look like that? you couldn't fit a pop tart in a mouth like that.
I have to admit I kinda got a stiffy when I looked at his mouth. It's so small and rigid, and I'll bet it would feel really nice rubbing my cock up against his dentures. I'll bet they are nice and rubbery, and his lips are nice and dry, like a man's anus.

[Anonymous No.20204472]

>>20204467
No homo, but the nice thing about dead people is the fact that they can't fight back while you are pounding them in the asshole and mouth while eating pop tarts

[Anonymous No.20204482]

>>20204464
American's aren't retarded. You would have fed your kids poptarts too if you were brainwashed into believing they're part of a balanced breakfast. They hardly had a choice.

[Anonymous No.20204487]

>>20204482
>American's aren't retarded. You would have fed your kids poptarts too if you were brainwashed into believing they're part of a balanced breakfast. They hardly had a choice.
Technically speaking, if you had a balanced breakfast and two pop tarts, it would almost qualify as healthy

[Anonymous No.20204491]

>>20204487
The balanced breakfast already contains two poptarts. Having four poptarts is overkill.

[Anonymous No.20204522]

>engaging baiting eurotrash
There should be a giant banner on every board that simply says "DO NOT FEED TROLLS"

[Anonymous No.20204570]

>>20203736
pop tarts is not food, this thread is off topic

[Anonymous No.20204598]

>>20204069
Fun fact: Walmart's logistics system uses thousands of input to decide how much product to send to stores. One of those inputs is weather forecasts. When weather is predicted for an area that's likely to shut down commerce, such as a large winter storm or a hurricane, the logistics system automatically ships out extra product that is likely to be bought by the public preparing for a long period without access to groceries.
For Strawberry Pop-tarts, they typically send out 10X the normal allotment but for Chocolate Pop-tarts, they only send out 2X.

[Anonymous No.20204603]

>>20204431
He had a side gig on the Muppets.

[Anonymous No.20205199]

>>20203900
>>20204384
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast'em_Pop_Ups

[Anonymous No.20205315]

>96
What a tragedy

[Anonymous No.20205324]

Isn't this the most vile industrial shit right after twinkies?

[Anonymous No.20205346]

>>20203736
The Pop Tarts dude dying on pancake day is going to make some great trivia.

[Anonymous No.20205431]

How many people actually toast their Pop Tarts?
Also, why are Kellogg's 370 calories, Wal-Mart 360 calories, and Dollar Tree 340 calories (per 96g serving - strawberry frosted)? More sawdust in the store brands?

[Anonymous No.20205449]

>>20203955
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.20205450]

>>20203736
Wonder how he felt about what his invention has become.

[Anonymous No.20205455]

>>20203991
he killed again, once more for old times sake

[Anonymous No.20205460]

>>20203991
Please don't leave us, Paul...

[Anonymous No.20205463]

>>20205450
a unicorn jizzed on your unfrosted, bro

[Anonymous No.20205469]

A TRUE HERO

[Anonymous No.20205622]

>>20203736
I didn't even like these damn thing as a kid. Right along with fucking Hot Pockets. I'd just scrape off the icing with my teeth and throw away the pastry.
I had already been exposed to fresh bakery pastries by that point. Fuck pre-packaged poison.

[Anonymous No.20205672]

>>20205622
This isn't a cringe story thread.

[Anonymous No.20205702]

More like Bill Kellogg.

[Anonymous No.20205719]

>>20205702
More like Bill Keebler.
>In the early 1960s, Kellogg's biggest competitor, Post, invented a process for dehydrating food and enclosing it in foil to keep it fresh. Originally used for dog food, they were looking to expand their breakfast market and adapted the process to a new toaster-prepared breakfast pastry. Post announced its new product to the press in 1964 several months before they went to market, calling them "Country Squares".
>Because Post had revealed Country Squares before they were ready for the marketplace, Kellogg's rushed to develop their own version. They hired Bill Post, a former Keebler employee, for the task and created their own breakfast pastry in just four months.
Wonder if he was a Quaker.

[Anonymous No.20205731]

>>20203736
vaxxed nany such cases SAD

[Anonymous No.20205738]

WTF Kellogg's? You once had pizza flavored poptarts and you discontinued them? Bring that shit back!

[Anonymous No.20205744]

>>20205738
They were shelf stable so probably tasted like ass compared to hot pockets etc.

[Anonymous No.20205767]

>>20205738

[Anonymous No.20205776]

Eggo bros stay winning

[Anonymous No.20205794]

I blame this dark ritual

[Anonymous No.20205803]

>>20205794
this

[Anonymous No.20205829]

Another vaxxie bites the dust

[Anonymous No.20205835]

>>20204234
have sex you /pol/ chud

[Anonymous No.20205840]

>>20205744
Pop Tarts taste like ass compared to Toaster Strudel but that doesn't stop anyone from selling them.

[Anonymous No.20205843]

>>20205829
he was 96...

[Anonymous No.20205852]

>>20204482
Patrick Star lookin mf

[Anonymous No.20205867]

>>20205719
We were waiting on our server to arrive—literally, there was one server and we had to wait for them to arrive on their shift because they were shortstaffed.

Boomer 1 immediately starts complaining that nobody wants to work in this country anymore, to which Boomer 2 next to me agrees and says, "It's really a shame."

In the same breath, Boomer 1 begins talking about his kid who recently quit Publix because the manager was a total jerk and his son didn't deserve to be treated that way, then begins to complain about his own manager who didn't give him a raise last year even though Covid was a record year for the company. My mind almost fried.

I'm so sick of these absolutely clueless, hypocritical old men unable to see 5 inches in front of their nose. I don't even know how to explain to these types of people how backwards their thinking is.

The worst part is I know Boomer 2 is a "radical" Democrat, but the more time I spend on this sub the more I realize Party lines don't matter, these people have been brainwashed their whole lives by corporations.

[Anonymous No.20205883]

>>20205719
I'm way too DUDE for this rn.

[Anonymous No.20205941]

Pretty nice article about him from a coupe of years ago. Snazzy socks.
https://wwmt.com/news/local/mr-pop-tart-grand-rapids-man-reflects-on-the-snack-he-created-57-years-later
>>20205843
Couldn't even make it a few more months until Jerry Seinfeld released his movie about Pop-Tarts. Such tragedy.

[Anonymous No.20205958]

>>20205941
>Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story is an upcoming American comedy film directed by Jerry Seinfeld from a screenplay he co-wrote with his writing team of Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin. Seinfeld and Feresten also serve as producers of the film alongside Beau Beauman, through their production company Columbus 81 Productions. The film stars an ensemble cast that includes Seinfeld, Melissa McCarthy, Jim Gaffigan, Amy Schumer, James Marsden, Jack McBrayer, Thomas Lennon, Bobby Moynihan, Maria Bakalova, Max Greenfield, Bill Burr, Dan Levy, Christian Slater, and Hugh Grant. The film is set to be released in the United States on May 3, 2024, via Netflix.
Given some of the cast and that it's Netflix, maybe he's better off not seeing it.

[Anonymous No.20206003]

>>20203736
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I've only ever eaten pop tarts when i was 10 and visited my dads friends family in USA
me and his son spent all day in a small non-airconditioned room with californian climate and a turtle with a heat lamp playing modded halo 1 on pc
the pop tarts tasted awesome

[Anonymous No.20206128]

>>20203736
He lived long enough to see his product become extra-shitty. Rot in hell, Bill Post.

[Anonymous No.20207149]

>>20203799
Kek

[Anonymous No.20207170]

>>20206128
In the interview with him for 2019, he sounded very proud of his accomplishment and didn't have anything negative to say about the current product. He even kept extras in his car to hand out to people he met.
Want to see someone bitter, go find what the inventor of Cheez Whiz has to say about the current product bearing the name of his invention. Sounds like he might one day an hero at Kraft.

[Anonymous No.20207529]

>>20203858
He stole the idea but the competition was retarded.
>announced product way too early, competition had so much time to clone and release their own before squares could hit shelves
>when they did come out they released in terrible flavors no one liked

Everything about country squares was handled so poorly they deserved the loss

[Anonymous No.20207559]

>>20205867
is this ai or something? what is this comment doing in this thread?

[Anonymous No.20207871]

>>20203736
He truly was a king among men.

[Anonymous No.20207908]

>>20205835
i prefer women but i appreciate the offer

[Anonymous No.20207930]

>>20204249
Wtf I love Luther now

[Anonymous No.20207968]

>>20203799
Never forget when they sacrificed this nigga after the game

[Anonymous No.20207973]

Another boomer down

Pop tarts are shit, fucking sugar on a cracker

[Anonymous No.20208108]

>>20207529
Plus anyone who reads up on it will discover the trick wasn't figuring out that they should beat Post to the market but figuring out how to make the thing. They ended up double stacking heavy machinery that usually was bolted down to the ground and invented an entirely new icing that would not melt down into the toaster. Kellogg's had no idea how Post (the company) was going to manufacture Country Squares, they just knew it would be a toaster pastry and they had to figure out on their own how to make something to compete. In the end, they ended up making something better.

[Anonymous No.20208136]

>>20205840
I always preferred those. The sausage and egg ones were the best

[Anonymous No.20208140]

>>20207973
What have zoomers ever created?

[Anonymous No.20208143]

>>20205867
Meanwhile your average zoomer is a mindbroken tranny. Really makes you think, doesn’t it?

[Anonymous No.20208185]

>>20205315
Exactly, he lived an extremely long life and he was rich as fuck the whole time

[Anonymous No.20208190]

>>20203736
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[Anonymous No.20208204]

MODS FUCKING STICKY THIS SHIT NOW

[Anonymous No.20208232]

>>20208140
monkeypox

[Anonymous No.20208246]

>>20204598
Thanks for the info walmart insider.
I would definitely stock up on chocolate first, that just feels more like a hunkering-down treat than strawberry.

[Anonymous No.20208259]

>>20205840
I could never get the icing on my toaster strudels to make cool doodles. It always just splorched out into a melty blob of cum.

[Anonymous No.20208263]

>>20208246
It's probably because retards perceive strawberry pop tarts as healthier because it's a fruit flavor. They think it's like buying up shelf stable fruit instead of understanding that it's basically fucking candy.

[Anonymous No.20208294]

>>20203736
>the original goyslop
r.i.p. slopman

[Anonymous No.20208303]

>>20208259
IIRC, the box says to put the icing pack on top of the toaster to warm up but I think you'd be better off putting it in a cup of hot water, maybe a couple of minutes before putting the strudel in the toaster.

[Anonymous No.20208331]

>>20203736
>96
So it's safe to say that he rarely ever ate his own products

[Anonymous No.20208394]

>>20208331
>falling for /pol/ memes
There's literally nothing wrong with sugar. It's just a simpler carbohydrate.

[Anonymous No.20208427]

>>20208394
Tell that to 36 million Americans with type 2 diabetes

[Anonymous No.20208438]

>>20208427
You get diabetes from fat, not sugar. Eating fat and sugar together will make you get diabetes even faster. Eating sugar by itself will reverse diabetes.
>b-but that's not what the tv told me
Educate yourself.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randle_cycle
>https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM197103112841004

[Anonymous No.20208471]

>>20203742
>>20203951
>>20204249
sick of these schizo billposters flooding this billetin board

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[Anonymous No.20209058]

>>20207968

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[Anonymous No.20209089]

>>20208438
Ok peatard

[Anonymous No.20209381]

>>20209058