Best valentine's day candy?

[Anonymous No.20201733]

Tomorrow I'm going to cold approach five or more girls and ask them "Will you be my Valentine?" And then offer them Valentine's candy. What candy should I offer, though?

[Anonymous No.20201756]

I've literally never kissed a girl.

[Anonymous No.20201782]

>>20201733
condom full of smarties

[Anonymous No.20201785]

>>20201733
A friend of mine makes little packets of different flavoured fudges that is always nice to receive.

[Anonymous No.20201788]

>>20201733

Hello fellow autist. It's probably advisable to not offer candy to strange women. May I ask you to reconsider something more like a trifle, a small flower, a small plastic heart. Something a bit more lighthearted?

If you must do candy, make it something small and pink and 100% verifiably prepackaged. Let there be no question that the stranger offering them candy has tampered with it at all.

Also fellow autist, approach more than 5. Good luck my friend.

[Anonymous No.20201793]

Why didn't you just agree to go out with one of the woman who asked you out?

[Anonymous No.20201805]

>>20201733
Nothing because lent starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20201851]

>>20201733
girls are supposed to give you chocolate, not the other way around

[Anonymous No.20202038]

Baci Perugina, Ferrero Rocher, Raffaello, Mon cheri.

[Anonymous No.20202039]

>>20201793
She was like 9 years old and i was 20 thats illegal.

[Anonymous No.20202040]

There’s nothing women like more than being asked out by a random sperg on valentines day

[Anonymous No.20202056]

>>20202040
I like OPs idea and I think I might do it too. If you don't think it's a good idea, how the fuck are you supposed to meet women unironically?

[Anonymous No.20202063]

>>20201733
something very sour. i have only found this with japanese candy since Warhead brand shit isn't sour anymore. most important thing is a serious note.

[Anonymous No.20202122]

>>20202056
Sex haver here. There's nothing wrong with OPs idea. Just do it in low risk environments. Don't get ostracized from your social group because you asked the hottest girl from the office to be your Valentine in an inappropriate way. And what does "inappropriate" mean my fellow autists? It's arbitrary, in order to understand that you have to guage an entire group of people's subjective and banal feelings. If you're capable, by all means, take your shot. I wouldn't waste your time figuring it out if you don't have the drive

However, I propose you do this in low risk environments. Strangers are best, people that you can detach from at the first sign of fallout is second best.

I would regale you with tales of learning body language and social ques objectively, but that's not useful here. I really do wish all of you guys find some love this Valentine. If not, there's always every other day of the year.

[Anonymous No.20202123]

>>20202039
Fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.20202140]

i should have grabbed some fentanyl test strips from the harm reduction table. only got narcan. i'll do that next time

[Anonymous No.20202171]

>>20201733
Bbc obviously

[Anonymous No.20203048]

bump

[Anonymous No.20203082]

>>20201733
with

[Anonymous No.20203214]

>>20201733
>when terrorist with attack the school

[Anonymous No.20203492]

>>20201788
>Also fellow autist, approach more than 5. Good luck my friend.
Thank you! I'll ask out as many as possible and I'll get flowers for them!

>>20202122
>Strangers are best, people that you can detach from at the first sign of fallout is second best.
I go out to this street about a 45 minute bus ride from my house and just ask out girls. All along the street are cafes and clothing stores. Its girls walking in and out.

[Anonymous No.20203689]

>>20203492
Small flowers, maybe one at a time and with a joking smile. I believe in you anon. You're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.20203706]

>>20201733
girl here, i think its a great idea anon, if it were me id be flattered :)

[Anonymous No.20203715]

>>20201805
this guy's in love with his mental illness

[Anonymous No.20203814]

>>20203689
Gracias, senor. I'll only offer flowers to a girl who says yes.

[Anonymous No.20203818]

>>20201733
sweet tarts

[Anonymous No.20203833]

>>20201805
After Valentine’s Day?

[Anonymous No.20203957]

ignore these incels. godiva chocolates are solid.
mixed truffles are solid
literally majority of men are scared to conffront women
any interaction with a woman puts you in the lead
also they have no taste and just appreciate gifts for gifts

[Anonymous No.20204068]

>>20201733
make sure you put razor blades in the candy

[Anonymous No.20204578]

>>20203818
Seems like a good idea. They won't melt in my pocket like a chocolate.

>>20203957
For sure fren :D

[Anonymous No.20204622]

>>20201733
Girls don't daydream about marrying the cute dorky guy next to them in class, they daydream about being used as a human toilet by dozens of famous rappers and athletes

[Anonymous No.20204624]

>>20204622
Don't project you fantasies on here incel

[Anonymous No.20204632]

>>20204624
>t. Lost virginity at 13 and had a double-digit bodycount by the time she left college
Roast beef isn't just an Arby's staple

[Anonymous No.20204662]

>>20204632
>she
Thats probably a white knight or a tranny not a woman.
You're on 4chan not on Facebook there are no women here.

[Anonymous No.20204825]

>>20201756
fuck
same bro

[Anonymous No.20204828]

>>20201733
Pikachu would be the better choice for stopping a terrorist I think. He can sneak up on him and knock him out using electricity. Charizard is a big target and would be easy to shoot.

[Anonymous No.20204829]

obviously charizard, the fuck is a pikachu gonna do?

[Anonymous No.20204917]

>>20201788
Don't worry, I don't give it to women I give it to children

[Anonymous No.20204921]

>>20204829
Zap the mental illness out of the school shooter

[Anonymous No.20204945]

>>20203214
The correct text would be "Should I use pikachu or a dragon to commit terror attack against the school?"

[Anonymous No.20205055]

>>20201733
did you do it yet OP
awaiting the story

[Anonymous No.20205058]

>>20202122
people who have sex don't call themselves "sex havers" like some dumb gigachad meme. kill yourself you annoying zoomer fuck, you cunts have the worst internet dialect

[Anonymous No.20205275]

>>20203833
No, on valentine's day.

[Anonymous No.20206090]

>>20203492
retarded meme pic, if you've ever been to the grand canyon it is truly breath taking, pictures don't do it justice

[Anonymous No.20206500]

>>20206090
Yes, its supposed to be retarded. The guy in that picture said
>That awkward moment when you realize its not that grand of a canyon
And his friend replies
>It is actually grand
Then he replies
>And it is canyon
The joke there is that he is criticizing one of the greatest natural sights with a shitty phrase.

>>20205055
I asked out two girls and I tried to talk to some Asian (I believe Japanese) girls on the bus. I ended up talking to some funny guy about the cute Asian girls. He said he always wanted one, since he was a hit.

[Anonymous No.20206625]

>>20204825
I have
its ok

[Anonymous No.20206980]

>>20205058
Yes we do, because it annoys incels when we claim the phrase.

[Anonymous No.20207309]

>>20201793
>Why didn't you just agree to go out with one of the woman who asked you out?
When exactly is this supposed to happen.

[Anonymous No.20207325]

>>20201756
>>20204825
First kiss sucks anyway.