Heineken or Stella Artois?

[Anonymous No.20199665]

[Anonymous No.20199684]

Heineken is a beer for the selfish and Stella is a beer for friends

[Anonymous No.20199691]

Both disgusting. Get a good Pilsener, Czech Lager or Bavarian Helles. French and Dutch Beer sucks BIG TIME. You have to go more East

[Anonymous No.20199744]

>>20199665
Hertog jan is ok between the standard beers. Grolsch fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.20199763]

>>20199691
You realize this is a thread for cheap piss beer right

[Anonymous No.20199785]

>>20199744
Hertog"OnlyMaltz" Jan

[Anonymous No.20199823]

>>20199665
Peroni

[Anonymous No.20199925]

>>20199665
Grolsch. Now kys immediately

[Anonymous No.20199992]

>>20199665
As a belgian I can say that while Stella is shit, drinking Heineken is basically the same as drinking the piss of a Stella drinker.

[Anonymous No.20199995]

>>20199665
They're both fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.20199998]

Sloppa for sportsball fan subhumans.

[Anonymous No.20200030]

More of a Molson man desu

[Anonymous No.20200140]

>>20199763
in sweden a stella costs way more than for example a paulaner and most german beers

[Anonymous No.20200161]

>>20200140
This is because yuropoors don't understand that America has cheap macrobrews, high quality micro and not so micro independent brews. Like what you drink every day we consider trailer trash beer. The culture is not the same, although I'd imagine Krauts have their own favorite local breweries despite them being heavily government regulated.

[Anonymous No.20200193]

>>20200161
>in sweden, stella is more expensive than better german beers
>that's because you don't understand how beer in america works
?????
besides being completely irrelevant, the beer they drink daily in europe is not considered trailer trash beer by US standards. this has more to do with you not understanding beer in europe than him not understanding beer in america.

[Anonymous No.20200196]

>>20200193
>the beer they drink daily in europe is not considered trailer trash beer by US standards
I'm an American and I say it is.

[Anonymous No.20200200]

>>20200196
that just makes you wrong

[Anonymous No.20200210]

>>20199665
Becks.

[Anonymous No.20200218]

>>20200200
No, what you are doing is the equivalent of going to a McDonald's and thinking it's "authentic American cuisine". American microbrews absolutely blow away European beer.

[Anonymous No.20200226]

>But what about america
>Can we please talk about america
lmao

[Anonymous No.20200228]

>>20200196
>I'm an American
Oh well

[Anonymous No.20200245]

>>20200196
>american beer
don't reply to my post ever again

[Anonymous No.20200251]

>>20200245
Why did you post a reddit image

[Anonymous No.20200283]

>>20200218
anon, i've had plenty of american micros as well as lots of european beers. they both can be excellent and both can be shit. the weird thing is why you brought up american beers in general in a thread discussing european beers, seriously where did that come from >>20200161, you sound needlessly obsessed

[Anonymous No.20200300]

>>20200283
>discussing european beers
Stella is an ab inbev beer, are you retarded? Nothing European about it. It's literally owned by brazilians. Heineken is an equally multinational monstrosity.

[Anonymous No.20200308]

>>20200300
Actually heineken is Brazilian now as well, I just looked it up lmao

[Anonymous No.20200310]

>>20199665
Heineken for actual alkies, 10 pints then a nice drive home or to town till 7am

Stella for weekend binge drinking wanker who is probably not and has never been a well rounded person.

if its in a bottle then there will be a 12 pack somewhere in the house and they probalby have kids.

Both shit beer, heineken is drinkable.

[Anonymous No.20200324]

>>20200300
>yuropoors are such npcs theyre drinking sopa de macacao and don't even know it

[Anonymous No.20200351]

>>20200300
>the plant being owned by Brazilians makes a product Brazilians
Israel must be the most industrially productive country in the world

[Anonymous No.20200380]

>>20199665
FUCK THAT SHIT

PABST.
BLUE.
RIBBON!!!

[Anonymous No.20200680]

>>20199665
Jesus, I'd pick warm tapwater, over either of these crap beers.

[Anonymous No.20200853]

i decided to switch it up from Busch Light and buy some "nice" beer today and it tastes like shit and costs twice as much!
never again

[Anonymous No.20201399]

>>20199665
Stella is just skunked Heineken. Now you know.

[Anonymous No.20201411]

>>20200351
>owned by brazilians
>manufactured by brazilians
>ITS... UM... ITS BELGIAN

[Anonymous No.20201419]

>>20199665
Euro trash

[Anonymous No.20201456]

>>20201419
based

[Anonymous No.20201685]

>>20201419
>Owning Euros by posting a beer created by Germans in America

[Anonymous No.20201692]

>>20199665
Honestly I'm in Europe right now and having Heineken everywhere is a pretty pleasant change compared to dive bars in America only having some pisswater-lite and jefe.

I like Stella for special occasion or when craving a sweet lager, and I enjoy Heineken for a casual beer or even medium heavy drinking in dive bars where beer costs like $1.5 a pint and getting smashed in <$20

>>20199691
This is correct however if you have any taste and aren't a degenerate alcoholic (or you want to pretend not to be one in public)

[Anonymous No.20201696]

>>20200196
>I'm an American
i'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.20201744]

>>20200218
That's not the point, the point is that Americans consider European piss exports to be more avante garde than say bud. They're all piss water, but Americucks think the Europe piss like stella is fancier when it isn't.

[Anonymous No.20201745]

>>20200300
It's literally a belgium beer that its conglomerate owners now happen to be brazilian. You are genuinely fucking stupid. Seek help.

[Anonymous No.20201747]

>>20200226
kek


Seriously though, what is the 'best' pissbeer?

[Anonymous No.20201750]

>>20199665
efes

[Anonymous No.20201751]

>>20200196
The thing is anon when you've lived in a mental institution all your life, what you consider sane in insane to other people.

[Anonymous No.20202271]

>>20199665
>>20199925
>>20200210
>>20201419
>>20201750
These all suck cock

[Anonymous No.20202415]

>>20199665
Stella the wife beater.

[Anonymous No.20202452]

>>20199665
This clears everything
Especially on draft

[Anonymous No.20202460]

Vinohradsky is the best.

[Anonymous No.20202496]

>>20199665
You should drink a proper American beer instead. Can't stand the shitty eur*pean gutter juice

[Anonymous No.20202535]

I can't wait to get home to drink a nice la Chouffe and also some Havana Club 7 Years. After that, since I decided to give up Alkohol for Lent, I will be a teetotaler for a while.

[Anonymous No.20202536]

>>20199665
i like heneken but stella is like an old comfy friend to me. always goes down well no matter how bad the hangover. the only beer i drink in the shower.

[Anonymous No.20202950]

beer should only be Belgian

[Anonymous No.20203421]

Dutch beer still best on the planet
Hertog Jan or fuck off, jews

[Anonymous No.20204995]

German beer is the best. 2nd are Holland and Belgium. That being said Heineken and Stella are both shit, especially the Stella that has lower alcohol and brewed in England.

[Anonymous No.20205204]

>>20199665
Old style

[Anonymous No.20205235]

>>20199691
Has never had Chimay.