/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20196318]

today i'm am going to hole foods for my gf.

think i can afford this with a $20?

hope so cause thats all i have!!

[Anonymous No.20196324]

>>20196318
Cut nails

[Anonymous No.20196326]

why don't u need pork or lemon anymore? what happened?

[Anonymous No.20196331]

>>20196318
Post your whole hand please.

[Anonymous No.20196335]

>>20196326
It's a long story, but we don't need them anymore after the accident :(

[Anonymous No.20196361]

>>20196318
trim your nails, longpubes

[Anonymous No.20196429]

>>20196318
save some money for nail clippers

[Anonymous No.20196488]

normies LEAVE

[Anonymous No.20196605]

damn this place is packed

i need to go back out for a smoke before i can handle this many people in scarves

[Anonymous No.20196613]

>>20196318
>hole
>gf
Pics of gf or GTFO disgusting nails faggot

[Anonymous No.20196650]

they didnt even fricking have cauliflower or cilantro and now im lost in here.

im just gonna find the spaghetti and leave

[Anonymous No.20196660]

there was no spaghetti on your list...what the heck is happenging

[Anonymous No.20196663]

theyre playing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hAFuD-S-e_E in here lol...its almost too millennial

[Anonymous No.20196686]

>>20196660
well picking up some 355 spaget goes without saying.

this place had more yuppies than food damn

i will say these chicks are well fit but i cant get up for anyone in flyknits

[Anonymous No.20196710]

>>20196686
you cut them thank you

[Anonymous No.20196714]

now i have to walk all the way to the produce store. hole foods gay for this. also the cashews were a rip. at least i have something to read on the way.

[Anonymous No.20196790]

>>20196686
the clawwww...

[Anonymous No.20196799]

>>20196714
where the hell even are you

[Anonymous No.20196811]

>>20196799
i could be your best friend or your most terrifying enemy

[Anonymous No.20196819]

I hope your gf beats you when you get home for failing to successfully buy 5 things from a grocery store

[Anonymous No.20196827]

>>20196811
>i could be your best friend
that sounds nice :3

[Anonymous No.20196844]

Clean and cut the nails to be able to finger her bro, plz it's for your own sake

[Anonymous No.20196845]

>2 packages of spaghetti ~$4
>10 oz cashews ~$10
>green peas ~$4
OP will not be able to buy cilantro, cauliflower, and jalapenos with xer $20 budget what a moronnnnnnn

[Anonymous No.20197024]

>>20196714
>sneaky bat
baste. You can walk around town with that thing.

[Anonymous No.20198002]

>>20196819
>>20196845
so heres the story, i balked at the price of the cashers in whole foods and went to a produce store, where i got the jalapenos, cilantro and also condensed milk that i needed, and coconut milk that i needed in general, and 2 lemons, which were crossed off but we did need. then i got cashews,

but they only had 2 dinged up cauliflowers so i got broccolh instead. my gf said this was nonsense and i said i assumed you were making roasted vegetables. she said why would you assume that. so i went out again to get a cauliflower and also dragon takis.

i think i spent about $19 on the stuff from the list in the end, tho not at wf. but i also got other stuff because im not really broke (yet)

[Anonymous No.20198015]

>>20196318
>hole foods
>not calling it whole screweds in this the year of our Lord
Go to Kroger like she'll know

[Anonymous No.20198033]

it all turned out to be for ..dilkush biryani! there were slso eggplant in't. she forgot the peas, to my secret pleasure. i like peas on the side.

[Anonymous No.20198040]

>>20198033
whoa you got a pajeet gf? she got that butter chicken pussy I been hearing so much about?

[Anonymous No.20198418]

>>20198033
Looks lazy imo. What’s her body look like

[Anonymous No.20198421]

>>20196714
>epoch times
into the trash

[Anonymous No.20198789]

>>20198033
>she forgot the peas
Beat her.

[Anonymous No.20199033]

>>20198040
no but i am curious. theres a lot of single indian chicks in my neighborhood but i dont think theyre very into white meat...or maybe theyre just shy. also i think theyre mostly 1st/2nd gen. need to get to 3rd before ppl really absorb americano sex mores.

i call 2024 as desi girl summer though, they are so fit when they actually show skin. i saw this one girl last year in a strappy woven leather harness top and the real tight and short denim shorts, damn its not right to kill like that. she was just going to the damn store or smth too. im still thinking about it evidently...had a tall bisexual indian chick as a college RA too so tbqh maybe ive been on this for a while. literally never spoken more than 2 words to an indian girl though kek, theyre intense..

[Anonymous No.20199074]

>>20198418
its a simple sounding recipe but actually has like 30 ingredients, in addition to cauliflower, cashews, & eggplant theres dates, potatoe, carrots, raisins, onionis ofc...and the various spices, cardamom, jeera, etc...and typically chicken/goat but not this time.

the tricky part is that you panfry/sautee some of the ingredients before adding to the rice while it cooks, and some you sautee after and add on top - so for both the before and after sautees, you have to add the ingredients to the pan in the right order & control the heat such that they all cook to finished at approx the same time. (ie if you added cashews before cauliflower the cashews would burn before the cauliflower was done)

the 2nd sautee is usually just a quick one of some thinly sliced onions & jeera seeds & other spices, it makes this sort of "crunchy spicy oil drizzle" thats really the cherry on top for curry as well. its similar to the oil/spices drizzle for good authentic hummus. and its a good thing to do at home b/c it dissolves away into the curry within a few minutes and loses the "spark" a bit. look up "swasthi's recipes", that site has the most clear step by step instructions for indian food that ive found.

u can imagine the ice parka grad student chick from overwatch if u like...or azn marilyn monroe...she has the numbers...

[Anonymous No.20199083]

>>20198421
thats indeed the benefit of free reading material. mmm, chica sexy...

[Anonymous No.20199084]

what possesses people to come to 4chan and talk about their girlfriend? why do people in a relationship have to constantly mention their SO?

[Anonymous No.20199087]

>>20199084
sorry, shes a cooking god yet wont post anything anywhere, so i have to do it. and i dont have any other friends (but you).

last night she also made alfajores...

[Anonymous No.20199093]

i got to lick the dulce de leche...super carambowl!

[Anonymous No.20199094]

>>20199087
I'm not your friend. Cook something nigger.

[Anonymous No.20199099]

>>20199094
i made this...they didint HAVE the dragon takis but i made it special anyway.

[Anonymous No.20199101]

>>20199087
>have a gf who isn't obsessed with social media and doesn't feel the need to post shit online
>somehow this is a bad thing
>try to encourage her to post shit online
>do it for her when she won't
You're going to ruin a very rare specimen of woman if you continue down this path.

[Anonymous No.20199107]

>>20199099
nice, also thanks for laying out the recipe for me earlier. i read half of it but ended up making curry because of the indian food talk

[Anonymous No.20199123]

>>20199101
even rarer, she was sort of a known person on early tumblr but already decided the internet was gay way back then...shes still online a fair amount, but she just corrects & roasts various political & "culture critic" types from burner accounts...

none of her friends live around here anymore & its hard to make new ones these days, almost everyone is scrooling... so ive been telling her like, no need to be gay about it, but having like a blog might be good...the other factor is that shes trying to diet, but also wants to cook all the time...this causes frustration as you might expect...so i says you either needs a career in pastries or smth or you needs something else to do all day!

[Anonymous No.20199135]

>>20196686
im breaking up with you

dont come home

[Anonymous No.20199160]

>>20199123
you should look up cottage food laws in your area. She might be able to sell certain baked goods made at home without any special licensing. That way she could bake as much as she wants and then sell it all instead of eating it.

[Anonymous No.20199165]

>>20196335
explain the story

[Anonymous No.20199172]

>>20199033
Hope your gf sees this thread and dumps you for desi chad

[Anonymous No.20199187]

>>20199123
damn i wonder who she was, i was a big tumblr personality from like 2008-11

[Anonymous No.20199194]

>>20199160
its not really about money, its about seeing other human faces especially ppl who are into the same thing. i mean i like food but i doubt i can tell the difference between 90th percentile pastry and 99th, let alone 99.9th. i just fantasize about a pastry chef teaching her lessons because atm nobody can tell her anything.

[Anonymous No.20199197]

>>20196318
just buy $20 worth of lemons, nothing else

[Anonymous No.20199234]

>>20199123
She just bakes pastries and shitposts all day while getting fatter and fatter?

[Anonymous No.20199301]

>>20199135
i gave this abt a 25% chance of being true so thanks for the suspenseful ride home but ive been sent out again for fish sauce so im needed for a little longer anyway

[Anonymous No.20199341]

>>20199234
no, thinner and thinner...we used to live in pittsburgh and i kept buying us macca and pizza and chips and making big pots of chili and having it with lots of cheese...in retrospect goofy but what else does one DO in pittsburgh. well i spent a lot of time walking around the place & tromping by rivers getting muddy but she thinks city grime is le gross. i mean shes right but again what else does one do.

we were playing a lot of wow at the time (wod iirc) & after that i suppose there wasnt much to do but cook since there wasnt any other vidya she liked...at first it was pretty voluptuous with the tarts and treats and there was id say a blissey phase but we started doing day hikes & she started making only the most refined and delicate foods & started losing weight slowly. now shes fasting until 4pm every day and losing prob 2 lbs a week, enough to visibly see. the effects on mood i decline to discuss. i have to eat cereal or a heap of spaghetti in the mornings or i start to look crazy hobo thin, even though i eat a fair amount of secret pastries as well. lifes unfair...

[Anonymous No.20199345]

>>20199194
It doesn't have to be about money, but it's a good excuse to bake and a good incentive not to eat it. Plus, that would get her out into the community with more opportunities to meet people who share her interests.

[Anonymous No.20199414]

>>20199345
yeah but i know shes not gonna do that...tho i did the math for a batch of pastries the other day, and i was like if you did a batch 6x this size every day and got $3 each, you would be making $6k a month literally just from that. and i think she was fairly tempted by that *but* if she started planning to go that route, she would have to develop pastries that were professional to her satisfaction. they already are imho but she always finds various flaws. im like ok but remember youd be serving them to average ppl not paul hollywood. and then she says i wouldnt know in any case, which is i guess sort of true, except that ive eaten plenty of things and have at least some idea...but anyway. its gonna take like heston blumenthal approving of her goods before she'll believe it.

me i dont even know whether i should get three crab or two crab. im clueless.

[Anonymous No.20199459]

>>20199187
kek i swear 4chan is half utter losers and half famous ppl...neither have real friends i suppose.

[Anonymous No.20199470]

ehehe my sekret tretses

[Anonymous No.20200645]

>>20199414
>two crabs brand
>three crabs brand
>contains no crab
who booked this shit

[Anonymous No.20200651]

>>20200645
its retribution for those napalm babies

[Anonymous No.20200727]

>>20196318
The cashews alone will be like $12.

[Anonymous No.20200988]

CK is genuinely the most autistic board on this website I swear to fuck

[Anonymous No.20200997]

>>20199414
Red Boat, Son (if you can find it) Squid (if you live in a non-export formula market, glass bottle, not plastic) then Aroy-D

[Anonymous No.20201083]

>>20200727
their cheapest thing of cashews was $7.99 but it was fairly big...their 365 store brand basics are usually ok price and good quality. i passed but i ended up getting a $6.49 krasdale tin that (i think) is smaller and probably worse quality.

best place for nuts is defo the walmart baking section. i always get halves and pieces nut sacks from there. theyre usually very fresh too, which is especially important for walnuts (which are good for the brain). i think turnover must be really high on walmart baking nuts because those grannies be baking and scrimping. buuut i didnt go there today because...idk lazy, its a bit further away.

[Anonymous No.20201107]

>>20200988
Of course it is. Food and autism are linked. Just look at Japan and Italy

[Anonymous No.20201120]

>>20196335
Don't clam up on us OP.

[Anonymous No.20201213]

>>20199234
dream girl tbqh

[Anonymous No.20201339]

>>20201120
lol that wasnt me. porks crossed off cause we got it earlier and lemons are crossed off because she found 1/2 a lemon in the fridge so we "had lemons." i got lemons anyway because i dont agree that half a lemon is "having lemons."

[Anonymous No.20201364]

for dinner, we had borscht, and turkado sandwiches with pickled beets, on sourdough that she made...enough perfect and excellent!! now its fat pancake tuesday and imma get rustic on that heat!!!