/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20195640]

>male college kids will buy this instead of beer and not have even an ounce of shame

Another reason to hate zoomers

[Anonymous No.20195645]

I have an allergy to being an insecure retard, sorry

[Anonymous No.20195648]

Alcohol is alcohol. Who cares what form it comes in?
t. alcoholic zoomer who drinks nearly 750ml of whiskey a day

[Anonymous No.20195657]

I buy this and do this.

[Anonymous No.20195665]

>>20195645
wow you like girl drinks and don't care that makes you so stunning and brave

[Anonymous No.20195668]

>>20195640
No male drinks this, I refuse to believe that

[Anonymous No.20195670]

>>20195640
>Scrambling to find reasons to hate younguns
Go find a wife you can take to disney and harry potter world fatso.

[Anonymous No.20195675]

>>20195665
>you should feel bad
>no
>FEEL BAD!!!

[Anonymous No.20195678]

>>20195665
wow you like boy drinks and care that makes you so masculent and strong

[Anonymous No.20195706]

>>20195670
I wish I had a wife to take to disney and harry potter world

[Anonymous No.20195708]

>>20195706
I'm sorry, harry potter world might be nice honestly.

[Anonymous No.20195718]

>>20195706
There’s a youtube channel called Jack on the Go and he goes to the Harry Potter magic night with his wife. It looks very comfy.

[Anonymous No.20195721]

AIN'T NO LAWS
WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING WHITECLAWS

[Anonymous No.20195734]

Newsflash faggot most girls dont like beer. Seltzers are something everyone can enjoy, but I’m guessing you spent your time in college drinking warm guinness with the DND club right

[Anonymous No.20195741]

it just tastes good. projecting your identity onto brands is so fucking retarded and consoomer brained

[Anonymous No.20195745]

>>20195640
Bet you think you're special for hating cocktails too.

[Anonymous No.20195784]

>>20195645
kek OP BTFO
/thread

[Anonymous No.20196001]

>>20195640
Seltzers are mostly a niche product, I find. At the bars, people will get beer because it's better and costs about the same.
Haven't looked too much at the prices of seltzers, but I'd imagine people get them because they're cheap and taste better than the bottom-end cheap beers.

>>20195734
>Newsflash faggot most girls dont like beer
Girls don't really drink seltzers, either. They tend to stick to light wines like Moscato or mixed drinks.
>you spent your time in college drinking warm guinness with the DND club right
That sounds comfy, though cold guinness is better.

[Anonymous No.20196021]

>>20195640
Why are alcoholics such weird freaks? Why do they arbitrarily categorize drinks into being for certain "kinds" of people?

[Anonymous No.20196039]

>>20196021
Actually, alcoholics fucking love seltzers because they go down real smooth and they pair great with cocaine. They don’t make you feel all heavy and bloated like drinking a lot of beer does and they won’t make you blackout like liquor. You can pound a case and barely notice. It’s the snobbish craft beer types who look down on seltzer, not actual alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.20196054]

>>20195665
This man would unironically utter the phrase "pink is a girl colour"

[Anonymous No.20196165]

>>20195734
When I was young we would buy beer for the men and shit like mikes hard and wine coolers for women. But now we live in a androgynous hell society where there is no difference between men and women.

[Anonymous No.20196172]

>>20196165
>>20196021

[Anonymous No.20196185]

>>20196172
Men and women are different and enjoy different things. Men have drank beer together for millenia and now zoomers just go hurrrr I want da girl drinks and that's HECKIN VALID shut up boomer and throw all that away. Girl drinks being normalized for men is just another win for globohomo

[Anonymous No.20196193]

>>20196185
>t. insecure closet case

[Anonymous No.20196201]

>>20196185
okay fine anon I'll let you suck my cock
and you can wash it down with beer so you still feel like a big boy

[Anonymous No.20196203]

>>20196185
can't imagine how exhausting it must be to think like this

[Anonymous No.20196213]

>>20196203
Very exhausting, the type to worry about buying a pink thingamajig for his daughter.

[Anonymous No.20196217]

>>20195640
>male adults will drink 3 of these 12oz tall boys a night to feel nothing
Born in 1995

[Anonymous No.20196219]

>>20195665
Beer was a girl drink

[Anonymous No.20196228]

>>20196203
>What's wrong with men wearing dresses? It's comfy omg what's the problem

[Anonymous No.20196233]

>>20196228
>>20196219
Hello tranny, are you gonna wear heels since they were originally for men?

[Anonymous No.20196236]

>>20196228
>xe’s never worn a sundress without underwear on a hot summer day
Anon, I shave my legs, as a cis white male, in order to mog women in my sundress. A gentle breeze on my balls is a wondrous feeling.

[Anonymous No.20196238]

>>20195640
johnny was right. white claw is a badass name. i've never tried one

[Anonymous No.20196258]

I'm 40 and I feel no shame.
>oh nooo you must consoom ze empty beer calories for no reason
fack off

[Anonymous No.20196265]

>>20196228
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.20196266]

>>20196228
mfer the "grrr tuff no fun allowed masculinity" you swear by was invented by the military-industrial complex in the 1940s to win ww2 bc it makes for obedient soldiers who won't question orders, and it persists because corpos take advantage of it by selling shitty "FOR MEN" products to insecure dumbasses like you who fall for their marketing
you're a sheep and a drone

[Anonymous No.20196274]

>>20195640
White claw is the zyn of alcohol. I really like zyn, but I will pass on the claw.

[Anonymous No.20196276]

>>20196266
i guarantee he thinks drinking wine is for women too

[Anonymous No.20196278]

>>20196266
>Umm it's actually a good thing that men are pussies now

[Anonymous No.20196283]

>>20196276
Idk, what did millennial manliness icon Ron Swanson say on it?

[Anonymous No.20196294]

>>20196278
>he says while angrily bashing on his keyboard on 4channel.org

[Anonymous No.20196396]

>>20195665
maybe you should stop focusing on the "girl" drink in someone else's hand and focus on the "girl"dick in your hand instead, faggot OP

[Anonymous No.20196401]

>>20196278
it's telling that you have to resort to outlandish strawmen to argue because you have nothing else to stand on

[Anonymous No.20196404]

>>20196228

[Anonymous No.20196408]

>>20196278
Yes yes now go buy another overpriced bar of soap that smells like whisky and ashes from homosexual lumberjacks on the internet, I'm sure your friends down at the barcade+axe throwing venue will be super impressed

[Anonymous No.20196430]

>>20196408
I wear Tactical Soap. Chixdiggit

[Anonymous No.20196438]

>>20196430
beer is for queers
real men drink homemade mead

[Anonymous No.20196456]

>>20195640
That shit never fails to give me a headache.

[Anonymous No.20196465]

>>20196438
For me it’s Fleshmans vodka

[Anonymous No.20196466]

>>20196408
You go to the barcade + axe throwing gimmick venue to feel like a man, I go because it's an easy gimmick first date to get tinder thots to fuck you. We are not the same.

[Anonymous No.20196473]

>>20195640
i don't avoid white claw because it's "girly", but because it tastes like shit, even for a seltzer

[Anonymous No.20196606]

>>20195640
When I had really bad heartburn from my alcoholism this was the only thing besides vitamin water and vodka that I could swallow without gagging

[Anonymous No.20196616]

you retards itt just don't understand what I'm saying. men getting beers together is sacred. you can laugh and call me a faggot all you want but if I'm out with some guys after a long day of work and I order us beers and some dude asks for a whiteclaw that's fucking gay and defending it or normalizing it even gayer.

[Anonymous No.20196618]

>>20196616
Sounds like you're bowing to peer pressure anon. You know your mom would be disappointed in that.

[Anonymous No.20196641]

>>20196616
>I have no agency
>I fear being seen as gay
Uhuh

[Anonymous No.20196668]

>>20195640
>equal abv, less hangover
Problem beerqueer? Kids these days not drinking their estrogen enough for you?

[Anonymous No.20196683]

>>20196618
>>20196641
wow you ignore all social traditions that's so cool bro you're so above it all man

[Anonymous No.20196687]

>>20196683
Tradition is the corpse of wisdom anon.

[Anonymous No.20196694]

>>20196683
>>20196687
>people have the option to drink something other than beer
>SOCIETY HAS COLLAPSED, THE WEST HAS FALLEN
get off this site. it's completely rotted your brain

[Anonymous No.20196698]

>>20196683
Men have always drank sweet and fruity alcoholic beverages. Lots of ancient wines are very sweet.

[Anonymous No.20196703]

>>20196203
Not exhausting, they do it because it reduces their cognitive load by outsourcing independent analytical thinking to crude categorization and living strictly according to those guidelines. Beer for men, fruit for fruits and you don't have to think any more than that.

[Anonymous No.20196713]

>>20196683
Like I said before, wear heels since men wore them and don't drink beer since it used to be a woman's drink. You seem awfully selective when it comes to tradition.

[Anonymous No.20196717]

>>20196703
There's definitely a new breed of perfomatively masculine losers who tie themselves into knots worrying about if something is masculine or not but the anons in this thread aren't one of them. You know the type, the kind of people with twitter pfps of greek statues playong pretend stoic who are like "um actually, liking women in bikinis is gay".

[Anonymous No.20196723]

>>20196694
You can't fall for the new marketing tricks anon you have to fall for the marketing tricks from 1940 to 1960 otherwise your gay

[Anonymous No.20196734]

>>20196717
True, those guys are running their analytical thinking in overdrive trying to objectively assess what is manly or not based on historical precedent etc. What they fail to realize is that whatever real men do is automatically manly. If you're looking to other dudes to show you how to act right it means you don't have it within yourself by nature and you failed before you even began.

[Anonymous No.20196737]

>>20195640
beer is for queers THOUGH

[Anonymous No.20196748]

>>20195665
this is the most insecure shit i've ever read

[Anonymous No.20196752]

>same price as most beer
>more alcohol than most beer
>doesn't fill you up like beer so you can drink more
>has flavors that actually taste good
keep being an insecure retard

[Anonymous No.20196754]

>>20196734
Absolutely loving all of the alt-right terminally online tards who have circled all the way around to "um actually hot girls, beer, football, and cookouts are super cringe" and totally lost the plot with "I just want to grill for god's sake!" Conservatives.

[Anonymous No.20196763]

>>20196717
>but the anons in this thread aren't one of them.
No they are the previous iteration's breed, the lumbersexual ron swanson epic mealtime watchers.

[Anonymous No.20196768]

>>20196763
Nah those guys are all about whiskey and bourbon and placing a huge emphasis on how much of it they can drink without getting drunk. Guys who just want to drink beer and think you're gay if you drink non-beer are classic lowbrow blue collar redneck types.

[Anonymous No.20196771]

>>20196404
european aristocrats got it right desu. if you think about it, in the animal kingdom the males are generally more flashy than the females. it's been reversed in the modern world for humans though

[Anonymous No.20196785]

>>20196771
the females are often the protector and provider in the wild as well

[Anonymous No.20196788]

>>20196768
>classic lowbrow blue collar redneck types.
These guys fucking love White Claw. It’s refreshing on a hot day and you can drink a shit ton of them. The only people who talk about the stuff ITT are weird internet losers. No one IRL gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.20196848]

>>20196768
Okay okay, lumbersexual 1.6 just before these hipsters branched off into liking IPA's

[Anonymous No.20196861]

>>20195640
I’m a millenial and changed from beer to this.

[Anonymous No.20196865]

>>20195640
>College kids are retards
Not shocking. I went to college and met some of the dumbest people of my life.

Pic related or Busch light is coming back hard though. Anyone can screenshot this

[Anonymous No.20196896]

>>20195640
I'm 44 and I'll get the occasional surge blood orange tall boy because it's 8% and goes better with a meal than my usual steelie. But usually I drink seagrams 100 vodka plus mixer, 4 shots at a time.
There is no accounting for taste, people drink what they're gonna drink and at least it's better than being a straight edger. Except for the Mormons, they're alright.

[Anonymous No.20196965]

>>20196896
>surge blood orange tall boy because it's 8% and goes better with a meal than my usual steelie
TMDWU

[Anonymous No.20197077]

>>20196228
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.20197101]

>>20196788
I mean we still call them fags for drinking seltzers but it's kinda like people who call people drinking IPA's hipster californians. At the end of the day everyone drinks what they want, it's just banter.

[Anonymous No.20197135]

>>20197101
It's not banter for these people though.

[Anonymous No.20197156]

>>20195665

[Anonymous No.20197161]

shame is for conservatives

[Anonymous No.20197650]

>he didn't drink steel reserve in college

[Anonymous No.20197669]

>>20197650
Correct. I wasn't poor and white trash.

[Anonymous No.20197684]

In leafland hard selzters are actually some of the most overpriced shit you can drink, easily more expensive than even the most overpriced anheuser busch piss

It's cringe and is for goys that hate money, just buy a pint of cheap vodka and a bottle of flavored sparkling water from the grocery store

[Anonymous No.20197685]

>>20195645
ok fag

[Anonymous No.20197690]

>>20197684
I think you mean
>just buy a 2 6 of flyte and down it all in 2 hours

[Anonymous No.20197691]

>>20195645
Based
>>20195665
Cringe

[Anonymous No.20198086]

>>20196771
It's reversed for people because we have actual personality and skills that can be evaluated through verbal communication rather than shaking a brightly colored ass. There's a reason why women have a much larger percentage of pop who are complete voids of any talent or insight.

[Anonymous No.20198562]

>>20195734
when I was in college we would sit on the porch drinking cheap whiskey and taking turns trying to shoot pinecones with a bb gun.

[Anonymous No.20198566]

>>20195645
Unimaginably based

[Anonymous No.20198572]

the only reason why you spergs spend so much time fussing over symbols of masculinity is roleplaying with each other is as close you screen tanned noodle armed fonts of parental disappointment is as close as you'll get to being a real man

[Anonymous No.20198577]

>>20198572
>Fag on 4chan calls a bunch of fags fags, more at 11

Feel better? How'd that call with your dad go?

[Anonymous No.20198581]

>>20198577
trying way too hard to sound condescending is only going to confirm I'm correct about you

[Anonymous No.20198899]

These get me almost as drunk as malt liquor while being only slightly more pricey.
I do enjoy dark beers on occasion.

[Anonymous No.20198950]

>>20196021
i mix a little gin with a sparkling drink. if you use alcohol for its intended purpose, fizzy alkie affects you instantly, odorless in public, and goes down real easy

[Anonymous No.20199020]

>>20196283
>Ron Swanson
Who? Im a millenial and i grew up watching pic related

[Anonymous No.20199425]

thinking about picking up one of these. juice or fruit?

[Anonymous No.20199432]

>>20199425
Skip the middle man and get a four loko. Higher abv and tastes the same. You're just trying to get drunk anyway

[Anonymous No.20199442]

>>20199020
>AL HAVE SEX WITH ME
>uuuuggghhhh aw geez NO
This show was weird.

[Anonymous No.20199443]

>>20199425
>>20199432
I dont get the obsession with avoiding good old normal pilsner maybe im just a boomer

[Anonymous No.20199452]

>>20199442
She is post wall anon its actually simple he remembers her in her youth when he scored 4 touchdowns in a single game for the polk high school panthers winning the championship

[Anonymous No.20199458]

>>20199432
four loko is the same price per ml of alcohol where I live
>>20199443
not avoiding anything. I get something new almost every week, more fun that way

[Anonymous No.20199462]

>>20199452
>she is post wall anon
Only in the face, fuck her from behind

[Anonymous No.20199489]

>>20196185
>t. Based and redpilled chad

[Anonymous No.20199499]

>>20199442
I had an attractive girlfriend but she was always a bitch and I eventually didn't want to have sex with her anymore because she was such a miserable fucking cunt constantly.

[Anonymous No.20199526]

>>20199425
i drink ranger but would never drink either of those
only the shitty green pine needle one

[Anonymous No.20199531]

>>20199432
>>20199458
loko is very too sweet
if you have to get a loko get the blue raspberry one, strongest while not sucking as bad (12 years ago)

[Anonymous No.20199547]

I drank the White Claw

[Anonymous No.20199556]

>>20199547
How was it anon?

[Anonymous No.20199577]

>>20196430
TMDWU toobz

[Anonymous No.20199580]

>>20199452
That's not true. I always got a raging boner for peg. She was the first thick milf of my life

[Anonymous No.20199660]

>>20199556
I’m drunk right now

[Anonymous No.20199783]

>>20196213
>daughter
*hits pipe*

[Anonymous No.20199790]

>>20195645

[Anonymous No.20199920]

Is this the thread?

[Anonymous No.20199934]

>>20195665
what a saddo lol

[Anonymous No.20199944]

>>20195734
>girls
Trannies aren't girls.

[Anonymous No.20200096]

>>20198086
Animals communicate amongst each other in several ways other than beauty as well. You have to be a complete dumbass to think humans are the only animals with a method of communication. Male beauty/female plainness is not "reversed" for humans, female humans do not come with ornamentation or special attributes to make them beautiful like male birds for example do (and no, enlarged breasts are not an example of beauty, those are caused by high levels of estrogen and human males often have them as well). Instead female humans have to artificially make themselves beautiful through unnatural means such as makeup which suggests an unnatural nature of the setup as females are not meant to be beautiful. If anything male humans are still the more beautiful sex, with thicker hair, longer eyelashes and more striking features, but like in a lot of tournament species, female choice is ignored in a way typical of primates and males that the females would normally choose (pretty boys) are called 'faggots' in order to bully them into conforming to the male pecking order of valuing looking intimidating to other men over looking beautiful for women.

[Anonymous No.20200114]

>>20195640
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST CONSUME PRODUCTS THAT YOU LIKE!!!
>YOU HAVE TO MAKE UP POLITICAL IDENTITIES AND GENDERS FOR CONSUMER GOODS AND ONLY CONSOOM SLOP THAT ALIGNS WITH YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.20200353]

>>20195665
Is that like girldinner?

[Anonymous No.20200361]

>>20195648
why

[Anonymous No.20200372]

>>20200114
You were fine with the first part. The second is retarded. Of course men and women are going to choose consumer products based on their own gender.Do you want completely gender neutral clothing? What about gender neutral health and beauty products? How about gender neutral books and movies? No more romance novels for women and no more retarded big explosion movies for men.

[Anonymous No.20200421]

>>20195640
the only people who care so much about the sexual nature of children are old weird boomers who hawkishly watch every action kids take to sort them into "girly" and "manly" and see if they can REEEE over a discrepancy, even when they have absolutely nothing to do with being a girl or a guy.
so you see a guy buy some white claws. how does it hurt you? do you have OCD or some kind of mental problem where suddenly the thought of them having hardcore homosexual sex intrusively jams into your mind and won't leave?
meanwhile the same 65 year old boomer who will hand-wring over this shit and how gay the youths are will put on a pink popped-collar shirt to "go golfing" for 4 hours with his 3 boyfriends to actively escape the influence of women. one of these things is faggy as fuck and it's not buying bubbly booze.

[Anonymous No.20200433]

>>20196278
>t. so hypersensitive to insinuations of homosexuality that it runs his entire life
wew
i'm actually gay and yet i don't put a tenth of the effort you folks do into trying to determine if random guys in public play with their ass or not. genuinely cannot imagine being so obsessed with men's sexuality that you resort to effectively reading the tea leaves of their purchasing habits to get hints.

[Anonymous No.20200448]

>>20200433
What do you think of a guy a bar who orders the fruitiest, faggiest cocktail on the menu? I’m straight and often order fag drinks because I like them. This has led to men buying me drinks and hitting on me and two separate guys following me into the bathroom and offering me cocaine.

[Anonymous No.20200609]

>>20200448
>What do you think of a guy [...] ordering cocktails [...] because I like them
i think that you prefer drinks that taste a certain way and that's it. reading more into it is just alcoholic phrenology or astrology, and about as accurate.
>led to men [doing stuff]
they're as retarded as the "straight" boomers who hawkishly watch what everyone does to determine "gayness", except instead of obsessing over it to decide who they're revulsed by, they do it to decide who they're attracted to.
>men buying me drinks
>hitting on me
>following me into the bathroom
are you sure you're not going to gay bars, though? i'm an actual good-looking gay dude and outside of actually being in gay bars, this kind of attention in a normal bar only comes after a mutual eyefucking at minimum, but usually (on average) a little chat first. unless you're in a really gay-friendly place, that kind of shit is just a recipe to get a straight dude to attack you.

[Anonymous No.20200619]

>>20195648
That's not gonna last long

[Anonymous No.20200868]

>hated beer until i tried picrel
>for the first time i actually got a dopamine hit when I drank this, it tasted good
Anyone know anything similar?

[Anonymous No.20200925]

>>20195640
no laws when you're drinkin claws.

[Anonymous No.20200931]

>>20196687
>meaningless and baseless platitude

[Anonymous No.20200952]

>>20196616
>616
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)
i agree with this devil

[Anonymous No.20200958]

>>20200931

Given that he is responding to a pointless rage over an ever, ever so slight, I don't know if denouncing a platitude addressing platitudes makes much sense. Generational angst and baiting are the most pointless fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.20200962]

>>20196466

no you don't and no you are not.

[Anonymous No.20200966]

>>20200868
The first time i had that stuff it was on the tap when i was visiting Ireland. Smithwick's red Irish ale has been my go to ever since.

[Anonymous No.20200970]

>making threads bitching what other people drink
TISM

[Anonymous No.20201084]

>>20200868
I been looking get a pack but it's always out of stock

[Anonymous No.20201110]

>>20195640
This is another reason to hate whatever tranny beast you are.
Who cares what some other man is drinking?
Why don't you go drink his semen if you're so invested you retarded faggot.
People who make alcohol their identity are just like pronounfags
UHH WHADDAYA DRINKING /v/ /tg/ /tv/ /sp/ /fit/ every other fuckign board
HURRRRR I GOT THE GOOD STUFF CHECK IT OUT I DRINK YUENGLING, WELL ME I ONLY DRINK SAKE, HUUURRRR I DRINK SAM ADAMS I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH A COORS OR A PIBBER
who cares you fat virgin?
just drink your chosen pisswater quietly

[Anonymous No.20201124]

>>20195640
These are ok. I don't like some of the fruit flavors so I just stick with something basic like cherry. I would rather just do something like mix gin with a lime seltzer can and lemon juice or something.

[Anonymous No.20201127]

>>20201110
i drink pure shit and piss. all other men must bow before me, the piss-shit slurry-drinker, king of all lesser men with their girly scotch and IPAs.

[Anonymous No.20201141]

>>20195640
i too fixate on what 18 y/o boys are doing

[Anonymous No.20201151]

>>20195640
>drink shitloads of sparkling water and not soda
>love beer but want something different and thirst quenching
>drink whiteclaw

Now I just don't drink beer. I was a seltzer man through and through so I just switched to the 8% white claws at the same exact price.

Literally 0 negatives to this.

[Anonymous No.20201153]

Sparkling Hydro Homies clapping back hard at OP.

Stop fucking hating on what people drink. Adults literally don't give a shit.

Grow up before getting your first job or they'll catch on that you're a lil shit.

[Anonymous No.20201155]

>>20199425
regular voodoo ranger is the only decent one
but dont take my word for it, try the juice force and see how bad it is

[Anonymous No.20201178]

lotta sissy boys who think beer is icky but got away with it thanks to these are fucking seething itt

[Anonymous No.20201212]

>>20196217
world is a fuck

[Anonymous No.20201214]

>>20195668
you never sucked down a 12 pack of whiteclaw and went to the public pool to start some bullshit on a wednesday morning? are you even american?

[Anonymous No.20201223]

>>20195665
Beer is for trannies. It's either malt liquor or whiskey, faggot. Which is it gonna be?

[Anonymous No.20201227]

>>20195640
>a fucking drink damages your masculinity
Insecure much?

[Anonymous No.20201231]

>>20201227
This is 4chan. Everyone who posts here is insecure. Why do you think there's so many rage bait threads and reply wars over the most menial shit?

[Anonymous No.20201263]

>>20196616
you should be grateful to have bros to drink with at all

[Anonymous No.20201317]

>>20201151
>8% white claws

[Anonymous No.20201375]

>>20201153
I wonder how many "phantom poopers" was actually just a frog

[Anonymous No.20201523]

>>20200448
holy shit im so glad i dont look like the average queer. i'm gay as shit but with my bread and demeanor i'm basically just another blue-collar looking NPC

[Anonymous No.20201525]

>>20201523
i meant beard. too much alcohol.

[Anonymous No.20201675]

beer sucks
don't reply with your cope

[Anonymous No.20201676]

>>20195645
Based. OP and all the insecure replies absolutely seething.

[Anonymous No.20201734]

>>20201676
there was a single insecure reply dumbass

[Anonymous No.20201762]

>>20200448
>offering me cocaine
I'm ordering fruity cocktails only from now on, thanks for the tip

[Anonymous No.20201763]

>>20201762
dont, seriously not worth it. you will get spiked and not by cocaine.

[Anonymous No.20201769]

>>20201151
>>20201317
My brothers. Used to drink beer and whiskey. Switched it up when I saw the 8% White Claw Surges. Drink 7 or 8 of those and 3 or 4 strong vodka and tonic w/ crans, and I'm set for the night. Also I love the seltzers in the hot ass, muggy summers when I'm fishing. Beer just doesn't hit the spot like it did when I was younger.

>t. 34 y/o alcoholic who is trying to cut way back

[Anonymous No.20201919]

>>20201110
Caring about other people and what they do is completely normal unless you're a maladjusted deviant retard.

[Anonymous No.20201923]

>>20201919
>Caring about other people and what they do is completely abnormal unless you're a maladjusted deviant retard.
ftfy

[Anonymous No.20201993]

>>20196438
This. Once I manage to let a bottle age for 3+ months. I will get a drinking horn and celebrate the beauty of homemade mead.

[Anonymous No.20201996]

>>20196465
What would a butcher know about making vodka?

[Anonymous No.20202121]

>>20201769
How wrecked is your stomach? You’re doing some serious drinking and those surges aren’t exactly gentle on the stomach.

[Anonymous No.20202443]

>>20200096
>as females are not meant to be beautiful. If anything male humans are still the more beautiful sex, with thicker hair, longer eyelashes and more striking features,
lol

[Anonymous No.20202907]

>>20195648
Based. I regularly down vodka and gin as one myself

[Anonymous No.20203080]

>>20195640
Beer is the alcohol equivalent of sewage sludge

[Anonymous No.20203087]

I just hate the taste along with Twisted Tea.

[Anonymous No.20203092]

>>20196404
That outfit looks cute

[Anonymous No.20203128]

>>20202443
What makes females so beautiful? Their saggy tits and baggy eyes and flabby legs and arms and double chins? Females have thinner skin, thinner hair, are genetically predisposed to carrying excess fat, are short and stout, and have saggy faces. Face it everything about female "beauty" is artificial and unnatural - shaving and makeup and plastic surgery. Male beauty is natural. There's no evolutionary impetus for female beauty.

[Anonymous No.20203275]

>>20201153
>Hydro Homies
>Gaia spacing
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.20203291]

>>20195665
>t.

[Anonymous No.20203301]

>>20195640
Beer tastes like shit and is estrogenic. Literally tranny piss water.

[Anonymous No.20203472]

>>20202121
It's not great I imagine. I go through binge phases. Sometimes I'll drink 2 or 3 days in a row, other times it'll be 7 days in between drinking. Depends on my work schedule. I eat Tums and take anti-diarrheal pills pretty frequently to prevent the runs and an accidental shart or sneeze-shit.

Not proud of it. Had a bottle of wine tonight. Trying to get more into wine so I don't binge as much and get hammered. There's a lot to learn as well, so I hope to become more of a wine drinker than a drinker to sit and get hammered.

[Anonymous No.20203477]

>>20203128
wtf i hate women now

[Anonymous No.20203690]

>>20200361
Because I hate my life and I hate my family. They think I'm some kind of evil demon that needs to get exorcised but they don't even realize how bad their own behavior is. Like of course after years of being made to feel like I'm worthless and don't deserve to exist this would be the result.

[Anonymous No.20203730]

>>20195734
>I’m guessing you spent your time in college drinking warm guinness with the DND club right
That'd be better than mine, drinking vodka and everclear alone and walking around the steam tunnels in the early morning was my experience with uni and alcohol
In retrospect I'm actually quite happy that guards or the police didn't show up to take even that little pleasure away from me

[Anonymous No.20203746]

>White claw
>4 lokos
>Modelo
simple 'as

[Anonymous No.20203747]

>>20196039
>You can pound a case and barely notice
this is true. why is that? last year after christmas they had 12 packs of holiday flavored seltzer on sale for like 4.99 so i got a few and drank 16 or 18 of them while playing DnD online with my friends. i didn't even realize. but i was drinking them 2 at a time in a big cup and by the time the game finished there were only 6 or 8 left in my fridge. i was drunk but not even close to blackout, if i had drank 16 or 18 beers in that same timeframe i would have been pissing myself. i wasn't even that hungover the next morning. do seltzers have caffeine in them or something?

>>20196054
not taking that bait sorry

[Anonymous No.20203751]

>>20203690
damn, are you me? fellow black sheep anon.

[Anonymous No.20203771]

>>20203751
>fellow black sheep anon
It's only my immediate family. No one else in the extended family or anyone else I've ever met has done this. They want me to feel so worthless and weak and that's why I get so upset and drink. I wish I had nothing to do with them and maybe I would've turned out to be an okay person.

[Anonymous No.20203819]

>>20203472
>Trying to get more into wine so I don't binge as much and get hammered. There's a lot to learn as well, so I hope to become more of a wine drinker than a drinker to sit and get hammered.
Anon I assure you this is cope and does not work, you can make a 'hobby' of craft beer or whiskey or gin or whatever else too.

[Anonymous No.20204001]

>>20201212
Since that post I haven’t drank, and I’m feeling much better

[Anonymous No.20204034]

>>20200372
this is slipperly slope that no one in this thread is understanding

>shut up boomer there's no "girl" drinks
>shut up boomer there's no "girl" clothes
>shut up boomer there's no "girl" genitals

[Anonymous No.20204112]

>>20204034
0/10 bait attempt on alarmist slippery-slope catastrophizing
>drinks
amorphous liquids that slide down the throat regardless of physiology. gendering them is retarded.
>clothes
required to be tailored to specific features of physiological traits of a gender, either sits well or doesn't on male vs female. gendering them is rational.
>genitals
definitionally connected to the relevant physiology. gendering them is mandatory.

[Anonymous No.20204125]

>>20196185
>>20196165
>>20195640
It’s literally a drink. Isn’t all that matters is the taste. If someone likes the taste of white claw or wine how does that make them feminine? Especially because wine is a traditional drink everyone drank back then.

[Anonymous No.20204139]

>>20195648
This. Drunk is drunk. Only faggots who aren't serious about getting drunk fuss about it.

[Anonymous No.20204147]

>>20204125
>>20204139
Which way, white man?

[Anonymous No.20204178]

beer is an acquired taste that signifies your maturity as a man to not just go "ew icky" at everything. Girl's are not put to the same standard of maturity and that's it ok for them to have sweet drinks like children. It's not a hard concept to understand. this has been established for centuries. there are girl and boy drinks, but your a zoomer that's been brainwashed since birth that boys and girls are NEVER differen't. when you drink a whiteclaw instead of a beer you are complacent in this genderless/homo agenda. I'm sorry if it offends you but it's needs to be known. It's not too late to take back your manhood.

[Anonymous No.20204266]

>>20195640
>grain swill that tastes like fruit
vs
>grain swill that tastes like grandpa

[Anonymous No.20204277]

>>20204178
it's not about genders being the same or different or alcohol being masculine or feminine
alcohol is a (potent) drug and any squabbles about the sugar content and/or labeling of the drug is irrelevant and noob shit. Oh wow anon's alcohol has some sugar in it

[Anonymous No.20205540]

>>20195640
>don't drink the seltzer slop
>instead drink the Healing Earth Hazy Psychedelic IPA™ Slop
all boomers shall be gassed, all surviving boomers shall be gassed again

[Anonymous No.20206059]

>>20203819
Yep, I know. Definitely a cope, but it's what I'm doing for now. I got prescribed Naltroxene a while back but am not taking it like I used to. It did seem to work and even if I drank, I would lose interest as I didn't really get "drunk." I would feel it physically, but the high that I got and the dopamine rush I got wasn't there so I would just stop. I obviously have an issue, but fallaciously believe that booze is the one thing that kind of keeps me sane and forget for a night that I'm living in what I consider to be a country and society that is in rapid decline. Again, cope... but that's what I'm going with for now.

I used to be WAY heavier of a drinker and would drink that basically every night when I lived in a more metropolitan area and was right around the corner from my local watering hole. Rural living helps some, but I still drink alone a lot, just not as much. Little victories, I guess.

[Anonymous No.20206063]

I'm glad i got sober before seltzers blew up

i'd be spiking these with vodka nonstop

fuck i miss the ghetto store i would go to that sold styrofoam cups with crushed ice... pint of popov and pink minute made lemonade please

[Anonymous No.20206141]

>>20201151
>>20201317
>>20201769
Surges are fucking nasty, I'm sorry. I either go with the normal ones or neat hard liquor. The fun of white claws is that you don't taste the alcohol, all those canned premade drinks always reek of shitty industrial grain alcohol

[Anonymous No.20206511]

>>20206059
>fallaciously believe that booze is the one thing that kind of keeps me sane and forget for a night
This isn't even wrong, despite what they might tell you in AA. The heart of the issue is that it does this stuff but also has such heavy consequences to long term physical and mental health and maybe other life factors like job, legal issues, etc that it's not worth it. I wish you luck though, I used to drink about 750ml of jameson a day and took about 2 years off entirely before I cracked. Now I've more or less stabilized but I still go for a proper binge about once a month. Really hard to let it go entirely, when I took those years off I lapsed into other things to compensate like high risk sexual behavior, other drugs, etc...

[Anonymous No.20206536]

>>20195640
When I was in college I would just drink Popov and peach Snapple

[Anonymous No.20206627]

>>20195648
tell that to Zima