What are you bringing to the super bowl party?

[Anonymous No.20195427]

I'm turning all these into corn dogs. Last year I did oven baked mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.20195442]

>>20195427
Circumcised loser lol

[Anonymous No.20195455]

>>20195442
Well, if you're not american pretend you are, what would you bring?

What's your go to for pot lucks?

[Anonymous No.20195463]

>>20195427
I've always found the texture of sausages gross unless they're the regular ones that generate a lot crispy fat when you cook them

[Anonymous No.20195477]

>>20195463
I don't think real brats would do well in a corn dog, but they are really tasty and have an outer crisp.

Texture has to be absolute mush to bother me.
I got these for people to try, along with regular mustard and ketchup.

[Anonymous No.20195619]

>>20195427
be honest anon, youre making all those dogs to eat by yourself arent you

[Anonymous No.20196028]

>>20195442
Found the smelly dick lmao

[Anonymous No.20196145]

>>20195427
>johnsonville
Gillespie approves this post.

[Anonymous No.20196200]

>>20195619
Well if you wanna know, I'm going to a sober party at my local sobriety group. Great guys, I'm almost 5 months sober.

[Anonymous No.20196224]

>>20195427
Not watching that gay rigged bullshit. The writers strike really fucked this season up.

[Anonymous No.20196225]

>>20196200
congrats my man, sincerely

[Anonymous No.20196243]

>>20195427
>watching Taylor Swift win the super bowl
Normies are literally cattle.

[Anonymous No.20196323]

>>20196243
>implying the super bowl isn't just a excuse for gluttony and banter with the lads

[Anonymous No.20196340]

>>20195477
Nice hipster ketchup

[Anonymous No.20196347]

>>20195477
Imagine being this gay

[Anonymous No.20196356]

>>20196200
You sound like a total loser

[Anonymous No.20196376]

>>20196200
That's like going to the retard Olympics. Imagine having to celebrate not being a weak minded drug addict anymore and actually keeping track of how long you have been sober.

You are pathetic and will always be a junkie deep down inside.

[Anonymous No.20196390]

>>20196376
At least the retard olympics is funny, they don't take themselves seriously.

[Anonymous No.20196405]

>>20196356
>>20196376
and you sound like well adjusted highly successful individuals

[Anonymous No.20196407]

>>20195427
could you post a picture of your corndogs that sounds so good

[Anonymous No.20196413]

>>20196376
It could be worse, like the women's olympics.

[Anonymous No.20196421]

>>20196200
Congratulations anon. I recently passed 2 years, it's great having control again. Hope you have a great time.

[Anonymous No.20196425]

>>20195427
>americans unironically have a national holiday dedicated to watching 5 hours of commercials and coloured people colliding
Cant make that shit up.

[Anonymous No.20196427]

>>20196407

[Anonymous No.20196490]

>>20196407
I will, party starts in 3 hours, I don't wanna cook them too early. Want them as fresh as possible.

>>20196421
thanks, 2 years is a long time, keep it up too.

>>20196225
Thanks.

>>20196340
Thanks, I found them in a big bin at walmart for a dollar a piece.

[Anonymous No.20196493]

>>20195427
I made this up because chef john always has the best superbowl dips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmsCOjlqx4M
Also bringing chips, pop, and beer.

[Anonymous No.20196495]

Last year I brought tupperware, waited until the kickoff so everyone was watching the game, filled my tupperware up and left by the end of the 1st quarter. It was like a free food day

[Anonymous No.20196496]

>>20195427
You have to be an absolute melt to get hotdogs with cheese injected into them

[Anonymous No.20196508]

>>20196493
>sausage, cheese, corn, tomato, chilles, jalapeno.

Sounds great, but miss me with that onion, I can't stomach onion sadly.

[Anonymous No.20196540]

>>20196495
lmao I had a roommate who used to do this

[Anonymous No.20196657]

>>20196540
Its so easy to do, dunno why more don't do it.

[Anonymous No.20197021]

>>20196407
I finished 'em, I think I needed to make the batter a bit runnier for a smoother finish, oh well, my friends will enjoy it I'm sure.

Have a happy superb owl /ck/

[Anonymous No.20197022]

>>20196200
one day this will be me

[Anonymous No.20197145]

>>20197021
looks good anon, enjoy

[Anonymous No.20197168]

I'm surprised, nobody mentioned chicken wings or fried clams yet or even a grilled cheese or hamburgler.

[Anonymous No.20197194]

>>20196028
Being smug about having part of you dick chopped off so you can bathe less frequently is quite possibly the most pathetic thing imaginable.

[Anonymous No.20197228]

>>20197021
wow nice!!

[Anonymous No.20197267]

>>20195427
I saw a meme where a dude brought chili cheese dogs to his thanksgiving party so I would want to do something quirky like that. Or something simple as biscuit sausage sandwiches. But i'm not going this year.

[Anonymous No.20197277]

>>20195427
Oh shit I totally forgot today is the super bowl. Maybe I should go make some friends that would want to watch a football game sometime. I haven't felt the touch of a woman since 2011.

[Anonymous No.20197280]

>>20195427
a bottle of 2001 chateau pontet-canet. the party is at my house, except I'm the only one here, and I'm not watching the superbowl.

[Anonymous No.20197292]

>>20197277
its probably playing at every bar in a 50 mi radius if you want to go try to socialize

[Anonymous No.20197299]

>>20197292
nah I smell like shit I didnt shower today and I still want to cook this porkchop I have in the fridge. Maybe next year

[Anonymous No.20197316]

It’s only the very best for me and my senpai. Eckrich Naturally Hardwood Smoked Jalapeno & Cheddar with Pork, Chicken, Turkey & Beef Smoked Sausage

[Anonymous No.20197325]

>>20195427
Niggerball is degenerate.

[Anonymous No.20197328]

>>20197277
>I haven't felt the touch of a woman since 2011.
Some of the waitresses at Hooters “be ‘tooten” (engage in prostitution) on the side. You have to know which ones are into it though.

[Anonymous No.20197330]

>>20197328
>that male pattern baldness
Big oof.

[Anonymous No.20197336]

>>20197021
After enough beers they'll enjoy anything

[Anonymous No.20197339]

>>20197328
>Some of the waitresses at Hooters “be ‘tooten” (engage in prostitution) on the side
How can I tell which ones “be toot’en?”

[Anonymous No.20197342]

>>20197339
drunkenly leer at them and ask if they're down for a good time.

[Anonymous No.20197352]

>>20197339
Really anon? It’s not very hard to tell who “be toot’en”

[Anonymous No.20197361]

>>20197328
>waitresses at Hooters “be ‘tooten” (engage in prostitution) on the side.

it's because they are propositioned by men every single day, so the idea of it is constantly on their mind.

[Anonymous No.20197367]

>>20196425
Yeah you couldn’t imagine spending 5 hours with family and friends having fun. Keep spewing hate on the internet, that’s something well adjusted happy people do.

[Anonymous No.20197401]

>>20196425
>americans unironically have a national holiday dedicated to watching 5 hours of commercials and coloured people colliding
Keep kicking that ball up and down the field back forth and enjoy your 0-0 draw nitwit. Trump’s gonna stop paying for your defense soon. What you gonna do then?

[Anonymous No.20197494]

>>20197022
I hope so bro, addiction sucks.

>>20197145
>>20197228
Thanks!

Was a good spread, grilled bbq chicken, buffalo chicken dip, bbq ribs, bacon wrapped jalapenos, my corn dogs, bbq meat balls, candied little smokes, and strawberry cheese cake.

[Anonymous No.20197516]

>>20197401
Soccer is for ugly brown people too. True Aryan superchads only watch lumberjack competitions and sumo wrestling.

[Anonymous No.20197534]

>>20196425
ikr

[Anonymous No.20197665]

>>20197494
That a decent spread, nice. Think about joining something like that..what are the people like? Nto necessarily into AA or NA, but a group of people would be nice.

[Anonymous No.20197742]

Today I didn't have a party to go to, but I cooked chicken and rice like I always do on Sunday. I pretended I was going to take it to a party, though, but of course I did not.

[Anonymous No.20197766]

>>20197742
That sucks dude, I didn't go anywhere either. Better days ahead, friend. I promise.

[Anonymous No.20197785]

>>20196508
>miss me with that
You are brown

[Anonymous No.20197793]

>>20197534
Imagine the aids

[Anonymous No.20198453]

>>20197194
Don't bother, ameripoors worship their Judaic overlords

[Anonymous No.20198479]

>>20196200

[Anonymous No.20198488]

cut kielbasa
simmer in sweet baby ray's
>>20195442
>>20196028
>>20197194
>>20198453
settle down fellas. it doesn't matter what your dick looks like; op will suck them all

[Anonymous No.20198729]

>>20197665
My groups awesome, the chairman plays magic and table top games and was in the navy, he's an older guy. They've had my back through a lot of stuff.

The group I go to isn't AA or NA technically, but it fills the roles of both, I live in a small town so it just makes sense to combine it all. If you have multiple in your area try them all out. The only requirement for joining is the desire to quit drugs/alcohol.