/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20193401]

>mogs Digiorno in you're path

[Anonymous No.20193405]

Lol it looks like a soijak

[Anonymous No.20193412]

nothing will ever mogg the good doctors le fungi

[Anonymous No.20193414]

>>20193401
Do they have a thin crust version?

I like Newman's pizza so I haven't tried other

[Anonymous No.20193418]

AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.20193421]

>>20193401
That's so lame, are they so desparate that they have to post here? I'd chuck that shit to rats and cats and they'd run away from that shit looking stuff.

[Anonymous No.20193423]

>>20193401
>Paying the cost of an actual pizza for a frozen pizza
Never doubt retarded Americans and their incessant need to shovel overpriced garbage in their mouths.

[Anonymous No.20193424]

>>20193401
It can't mog Tombstone, Jacks, or Amys

[Anonymous No.20193427]

>>20193401
These are honestly not even that bad. I refused to buy them for the longest time because of the reddit box, but they actually are better than Digiorno. I would still rather get Sam's Club pizzas which I think are the best value frozen pizza, or Motor City Pizza Co, which I think makes the best frozen pizza overall but has a limited selection of toppings.

[Anonymous No.20193428]

>>20193423
Even the poorest American can afford 20x the food of the richest European lol

[Anonymous No.20193432]

>>20193423
Shut up you eurotrash creep, a simple tombstone is better than anything you can come with and you know it and I don't have to deal with delivery fees and other assorted euro or asian bullshit.

[Anonymous No.20193433]

>>20193428
Only a fatass American "needs" 20x the food because they're all 300+ lbs

[Anonymous No.20193436]

>>20193433
You must be right you eurotard

[Anonymous No.20193437]

>>20193433
You will never be rich enough to eat like a king. Enjoy your poverty and potatoes.

[Anonymous No.20193439]

>>20193436
Cope

>>20193437
>Frozen pizzas
>Eat like a king
lol

[Anonymous No.20193440]

Does anyone else eat an entire frozen pizza in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.20193441]

>>20193439
There's nothing wrong with a frozen pizza at say 3am in the morning when everything is closed.

[Anonymous No.20193443]

>>20193440
Yes but I avoid eating the pizza crust

[Anonymous No.20193445]

>>20193441
Yes, your only option is a frozen pizza you obese corn syrup slurping amerimutt

[Anonymous No.20193446]

>>20193423
wtf is going on with turkey?

[Anonymous No.20193447]

>>20193443
Get a load of the picky eater, he doesn't like pizza crusts.

[Anonymous No.20193449]

they're like twice as expensive
it's better than a digiorno, but it's not better than two digiornos

[Anonymous No.20193450]

>>20193401

[Anonymous No.20193453]

>>20193449
They're literally the same price. I got one for like $8 today

[Anonymous No.20193454]

>>20193450
Are those the faggots that wear baseball caps backwards indoors like homosexuals? Who in their right mind watches that bullshit?

[Anonymous No.20193455]

>>20193454
>not knowing our lord and savior, 55 time salmonella survivor, 4 time stroke survivor ja/ck/ scalfani
kill yourself my man

[Anonymous No.20193458]

>>20193401
both of the times I've bought one of these I cooked them exactly as directed and they weren't cooked all the way through. Legit cold in the center. Yeah you get lots of toppings, but it didn't even taste that good. For me, it's Red Baron.

[Anonymous No.20193461]

>>20193439
I forgot freezers are banned in the caliphate

[Anonymous No.20193462]

>>20193446
turks are basically cattle

[Anonymous No.20193463]

>>20193450
surprised he didnt beat the shit out of him then laugh about it

[Anonymous No.20193465]

>>20193455
No, those homosexuals should do that with the backwards baseball caps indoors will do that, that's shit that makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.20193467]

>>20193461
https://youtu.be/lz9HDvg_mp0?si=aphpdkTZD9VVC5qj

[Anonymous No.20193470]

>>20193446
They aren't European so they aren't poor

[Anonymous No.20193472]

>>20193470
i dont think youve been to turkey

[Anonymous No.20193476]

>>20193463
What I'm not surprised about is why they didn't get a tub of lube and butt fuck eachother. They look like gay freaks, anyone wearing baseball caps backwards like that is guaranteed to be fucked in the head.

[Anonymous No.20193768]

>>20193401
>mogs every frozen 'za in you're path

[Anonymous No.20193900]

>>20193454
Jack Jr is a downlow fag, I think jack is straight but also weird about it like he refuses to own a male dog because he doesnt like seeing dog penises because its gay.

[Anonymous No.20193924]

>>20193768
Since when did Ed get into marketing pizza?

[Anonymous No.20193944]

>>20193900
No proof that Jr. is a fag. He’s married to biological woman. Not saying it’s impossible that he’s a closet fat who married a beard to appease his weird religious parents, but he just seems like a perpetual 13 year old boy and not actually a fag. Ja/ck/ I could see actually being deeply closeted. Doesn’t he have an estranged brother who is openly gay? And then there’s carnivore bro Charles who is the stereotype of a lifelong “bachelor”. Them Scalfani boys just ain’t right.

[Anonymous No.20193946]

Screamin' Sicialian was the king of overpriced frozen pizzas for a long time.

But they have been dethroned in a big way.
>>20193414
Newman's is good too.
>Do they have a thin crust version?
Yes they do but you can't find them as much anymore where I live at least.

[Anonymous No.20193950]

>>20193944
he's a member of a quiverfull ideology church, has been married several years and hasnt impregnated his increasingly chubby wife. either she's barren, he's sterile, or he's a faggot. statistically speaking based on scalfani genetics one of these is much more likely than the others.

[Anonymous No.20193957]

>>20193950
Didn’t she have brain cancer? Maybe that’s why they ain’t been fuckin.

[Anonymous No.20193977]

>>20193401
tried it, it sucks. doesn't crisp at all, it either gets hard as a rock and burns or it is a soft mushy cold in the middle shit pizza. microwave, airfryer, doesn't matter, it still comes out horrible.

[Anonymous No.20193980]

>>20193768
I've wanted to try these for a while but they're too big for even my fat ass to eat in 2 sittings.

[Anonymous No.20194213]

>>20193440
No I cook it

[Anonymous No.20194757]

>>20193946
I got one of these when it was on sale for $10 but it wasn't as great as I was expecting.

[Anonymous No.20194772]

>>20193401
Pretty good stuff. I like to put basil and garlic power on mine before baking... sometimes I'll put some Mediterranean seasoning on it too.

Try Connies pizza. Damn fine stuff.

[Anonymous No.20195065]

>>20193401
Considering Tombstone is the best and Digiorno is absolute dogshit it probably does.

[Anonymous No.20196058]

all these are overpriced slop. why did all the shitty pizzas taste so much better in the 90s?

[Anonymous No.20196103]

>>20193900
>he refuses to own a male dog because he doesnt like seeing dog penises because its gay
the best part about this is i can't tell if he really said that or not, because it's absurd enough that i wouldn't put it past him

[Anonymous No.20196114]

>>20193401
i bought this once and had to hide the box under the rest of my groceries. waited extra long just to go through self-checkout and the people next to me starting glaring when i brought it out to scan. i had trouble fitting it into the grocery bag too which just added to the embarrassment. i get mad at myself now whenever i walk by and see it in the frozen aisle

[Anonymous No.20196135]

>>20196103
I think he actually said that he didn’t want a male dog because he doesn’t want to accidentally run its penis when he’s giving it belly rubs.

[Anonymous No.20196230]

>>20196114
why do you feel that you need to hide it?

[Anonymous No.20196261]

>>20196230
it’s just not my personality style

[Anonymous No.20196528]

>>20196261
What's your style?

[Anonymous No.20196547]

>>20196528

[Anonymous No.20196680]

>>20193401
>>20193440
Digiorno Ultra Thin Loaded is saving Digiorno, very good and you can eat the entire thing for 1100 cals
I heard the croissant crust is very good too, but haven't tried it, shit's like 2000 cal total

[Anonymous No.20196750]

>>20193401
this and Wild Mike's mogs SS

[Anonymous No.20196805]

>>20196680
I will try it. I really like frozen pizza. It is its own genre of food. The Dr.Oekter pizzas are really good if you can find them near you. Perfect size for a meal.

[Anonymous No.20196808]

frozen pizza isn't food. having said that, i also find myself increasingly turned off by the escalating price of take out pizza. if i want something "cheap and plentiful" my go to has been a L dominos brooklyn from a dominos location i know has produced consistently good pizza for the past 25 years. i used to be fine picking up 2 of them and a box of wings when the bill was under $30. but now the same takeout option with coupons is $45. and for when i have an itch for napolitan style pizza, my favorite foodtruck turned retail outlet artisan pizza place now charges $23 for a 10" specialty (up $5 from $18, which used to be a sometimes/treat yourself lunch out). almost makes me want to drop $300 on an Ooni and learn how to make my own dough and cheese.

[Anonymous No.20196838]

>>20196808
might as well

[Anonymous No.20197095]

For a while Walmart had this deep dish pizza that was so good it would disappear within a day or two and you would have to wait weeks for them to restock. It actually tasted a lot like lil Caesars and since it has disappeared my theory is they stole the recipe and got sued or something.

[Anonymous No.20197106]

>>20193401
For me, it's Red Baron's 5 cheese, only because I can buy it for around $5 a pie.
Screamin Sicilian is decent when on BOGO. I had tried a good Detroit style pie in the freezer section of Publix but that was over $10.

[Anonymous No.20197275]

>>20196750
only true if you like crumble crust pizza, which I don't, too powdery for me

[Anonymous No.20197358]

>>20197095
It was probably made for LC and sold off as a contract overrun

[Anonymous No.20197385]

>>20193421
Prove that this frozen pizza is so bad, rats and cats won’t touch shit.

God damn fucking liars I hate your hyperbole bullshit. Just say you don’t like it instead of pretending your opinion is a fact. Delusional fuck-up.

[Anonymous No.20197433]

I...I like to put the mustache on and make guinea noises while I cook.

[Anonymous No.20197455]

>>20197275
>crumble crust
NTA but fuck you that shit is pastry flaky good

[Anonymous No.20197530]

>>20193900
They’re all fags

[Anonymous No.20197544]

For me, it's Rao's.

[Anonymous No.20197553]

>>20197530
wow. i really didnt expect that.

[Anonymous No.20197561]

>>20197530
What’s wrong with his nipples lmfao

[Anonymous No.20197576]

>>20196750
My dad grew up on the street with the family that founded this company, and ate with them many times; they were immigrants that made the best Italian food, he said. I grabbed a pizza when they showed up in my local store to try it. It wasn't bad, but it didn't seem to mesh well. It seemed like 2-3 different recipes that were independently good, but did not communicate with the other recipes. Not bad, but not amazing; but hey, it's frozen pizza. I wish I could try their homemade stuff.

>>20193401
We lost the gold standard when Digiorno stopped making their rectangular garlic bread pizzas. Just slightly undercooking them, so the center was still a tad chewy, was the closest we got to divinity. The new circular version isn't the same. I miss it, man.

[Anonymous No.20197587]

>>20197561
fuck you homophobe

[Anonymous No.20197879]

>>20197576
>garlic bread pizzas
damn these things were great but also disgustingly greasy

[Anonymous No.20197977]

>>20193446
Near/Middle Easterners fucking love sugar

[Anonymous No.20198088]

The Kroger private selection pizzas are great. I would get them years ago and they weren’t that much more expensive than Red Baron (probably more now). Amazing margherita pizza that can be enhanced with garlic and olive oil.

[Anonymous No.20198490]

>>20196750
My Chicago mother recommended this brand, which we both mutually respect good Chicago thin crust and deep dish pizzas. I finally found it at Safeway to try. At first it tasted decent, something about the cheese I thought was maybe fresher, but the more I ate the taste of the crust, and probably needing more time in the oven to crisp up, tasted overpoweringly horrible like flaccid Saltines. As soon as I finished it I unironically washed it down with Malört.

>>20193458
First choice.

>>20193401
Good when on sale.

[Anonymous No.20199515]

>>20193401
yup

[Anonymous No.20200297]

>>20193401
Amazing to me Tombstone, Jacks, Digiorno, and California is owned by the same goddamn company and Tombstone is the only good pizza from them.

[Anonymous No.20200336]

>>20200297
People keep saying Tombstone is good. Isn't it one of the cheaper brands like Red Baron?

[Anonymous No.20200360]

>>20200336
It's Val Kilmer's second-best movie.
Number one obviously being Top Secret.

[Anonymous No.20200939]

>>20200336
i dont really buy food with morbid titles or marketing, and id never go to a place like the heart attack grill

[Anonymous No.20201891]

>>20200336
Yeah. And it's still great.

[Anonymous No.20202723]

>>20193446
doner and baklava

>>20193449
>>20193453
the smartest move is to get whatever's on sale for $4.99. that way you avoid the ultra cheap Jack's-tier while still being thrifty
>tfw Hy-Vee raised their Take-N-Bake from $5.99 to $8.99 or even $11
why even live fat

[Anonymous No.20202740]

>>20193401
>my goyslop mogs your goyslop!
#sponsored

[Anonymous No.20203329]

>>20193401
>my shit pie is better than your shit pie
ok retard

[Anonymous No.20203458]

>>20200360
One day I'll go Skeet Surfin'

[Anonymous No.20203481]

>>20193441
>There's nothing wrong with a frozen pizza at say 3am in the morning when everything is closed.
Imagine everything closes at 8 PM and all you can do is eat frozen "food" full of corn syrup and soybean oil. And if you're out of freezer slop, your remaining option is the gas station and its non-biodegradable offerings, which have been spinning under the heat lamp for 2 weeks.

lmao

[Anonymous No.20203511]

>>20193401
I tell you, it tastes like cum

[Anonymous No.20203560]

>>20203511
How do you know what cum tastes like?

[Anonymous No.20204325]

>>20193768
>OVER 2 LBS OF PIZZA & CHEESE

[Anonymous No.20204590]

>>20193440
Yes? that's not even weird or hard to do. There's nowhere near as much flour and cheese in frozen pizza vs pizzeria pizza. House a whole sicilian and we can be frens.

[Anonymous No.20204594]

>even Red Barons and Tombstones are more expensive than delivery now
I've been reduced to going to Little Caesars to get my fix, but their prices have been skyrocking too. $5 for 30 years, then 5.55 for six months, then 6.50, and last month when I went it was over $7. I don't know what I'm gonna do when the cheapest one-topping pie is ten bucks

[Anonymous No.20204674]

>>20193423
This is what I don't get. The majority of frozen pizza's are legitimate scams that cost just as much from an actual pizza place. There is no reason to pay $10+ for frozen pizza ever. This is why I only get Jack's if I want frozen pizza since it's $4 a pie which is well worth the value, sometimes I a 3 for $10 deal too

[Anonymous No.20205935]

>>20193440

I cut it in half with a bread knife while it's frozen then put the other half back in the freezer

[Anonymous No.20206045]

>>20193401
Nigger just go to marcos

[Anonymous No.20206229]

>>20193401
>$11 for a frozen pizza
lmao