/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20189239]

Why are these suddenly getting pushed so hard? Every zoomie now practically won't be seen in public without a 'mo in each hand. Who could be behind this?

[Anonymous No.20189241]

The sumo era is upon us. Get on board or get left behind.

[Anonymous No.20189455]

they're really good. i like clementines and mandarins a lot but these were even better.

[Anonymous No.20189456]

>>20189239
buy an ad

[Anonymous No.20189510]

>>20189239
how many types of orange do we really need, like, I get the idea already

[Anonymous No.20189559]

>>20189510
Planned obsolesence supporting an unsustainable, overleveraged ponzi scheme. Open your eyes, it's wedges within wedges, the Orange Jews control everything. The entire system would implode catastrophically if the music were to slow down for a second. Peel peel peel! Don't use a knife, use your hands, yes, yes! That's how they get you.

[Anonymous No.20189786]

>>20189510
not an orange

[Anonymous No.20189825]

>>20189239
>produce a bunch of fruit
>attempt to sell the fruit

This is clearly the work of satanic pedophile jews.

[Anonymous No.20189840]

>>20189239
i don't know what that is
t. "zoomie"

[Anonymous No.20192417]

bump

[Anonymous No.20192422]

>>20189239
>Every zoomie now practically won't be seen in public without a 'mo in each hand.
Is that true? I haven't been outside in several years.

[Anonymous No.20192584]

>>20189239
>Be USA
>See Tangelo
>Make it fatter

[Anonymous No.20192621]

>>20189239
monkey pox orange

[Anonymous No.20192626]

>>20189239
I barely see people buy these at my job. Dont get me wrong I love them but the price is unreal. First time we carried them produce eventually has to mark them down to get rid of them due to being sent so many

[Anonymous No.20192978]

>>20192621
I got the shot so I'm good

[Anonymous No.20192996]

>>20189239
Shill thread

[Anonymous No.20193604]

>>20189786
I'm gonna strawberry my dick into your asshole if you don't shut up.

[Anonymous No.20193608]

>>20189239
Maybe starbucks idiots, they can't go around without a cup in their hand.

[Anonymous No.20193614]

>>20189239
Since everyone is gay now, just being an absolute homo isn't enough, so I'm order to signal your faggotry level is max level you need the latest hipster shit

[Anonymous No.20193616]

i think you're making shit up and also too young to remember ugli fruit.

[Anonymous No.20193622]

The types that seem to need to carry around coffee in a cup 24/7 are snakes in the grass, they're the "look at me, look at me types" with shitty marketing / advertising degrees.

[Anonymous No.20194722]

>>20189239
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.20194998]

>>20189239
I wish they kept longer in the fridge than other oranges

[Anonymous No.20195008]

>>20189456
sheboygan

[Anonymous No.20195131]

>>20193614
what will being straight do for me in this environment?

[Anonymous No.20195310]

>>20189786
orange you glad I didn’t say sumo? ;^)

[Anonymous No.20195693]

>>20195310
orange who?

[Anonymous No.20195710]

>>20195131
Straight or ""straight""(having sex with men is not gay if i have socks on while i get fucked)

[Anonymous No.20196338]

>>20189239
>Who could be behind this?

[Anonymous No.20196348]

>>20196338
Listen, I know you made new years resolutions to lose weight and eat better but this is a /pol/ board and always will be, you'd know this if you weren't a resolution tourist

[Anonymous No.20196351]

>>20189239
because they are delicious

[Anonymous No.20196355]

the satanic sect of communist megajews from outer space are literally pushing these things down our throat

[Anonymous No.20196368]

>>20189239
They’re delicious

[Anonymous No.20196377]

>>20189559
(You) for effort

[Anonymous No.20196569]

>>20193622
>shitty marketing / advertising degrees.
Fuck you.
Imagine a world without marketing, I'd cry myself to sleep every night

[Anonymous No.20196642]

>>20196368
your unleashed dog tried to attack me the other day. i am telling you if it gets aggressive with me again i am kicking its stupid face and maybe stomping it until its guts spill out so get it under control you dumb asshole

[Anonymous No.20196721]

>>20189239
>the average /ck/ poster is so retarded they don't know what dekopon are and confuse them with oranges or tangelos
You people are astoundingly retarded.
>>20194998
They keep for three months nearly in the fridge, but that's only if you grow them, the ones from the store were picked at least a month ago or longer.
In addition they require at least 2 weeks of cold storage to reduce acid content after picking.

[Anonymous No.20196770]

>>20193616
What happened to ugli fruit. They were all over the dirt supermarkets for like a decade, and then they disappeared

[Anonymous No.20197154]

>>20189510
>how many types of orange do we really need

[Anonymous No.20197186]

>>20189239
this thread is an ad

[Anonymous No.20197191]

[Anonymous No.20197282]

They're really good.

[Anonymous No.20197308]

>>20189239
They have 3x the sugar of a normal orange

[Anonymous No.20197556]

I saw thread and bought some

They taste like Sunny D.

[Anonymous No.20197584]

I'm concerned with all of the "branded" fruits they're trying to push. Cosmic Crisp was the last one.
t. old man yelling at cloud

[Anonymous No.20197627]

These are just "perfect oranges" in my Animal Crossing game.

[Anonymous No.20197638]

>>20197556
Which version of Sunny D, the all-fruit one or the one made with emulsified oil?

[Anonymous No.20198507]

>>20189239
Bought two after a friend recommended. They were fucking $3.65 each. I don't know the last time I ate a peeled orange. They were decent. I'd probably be just as happy with a bag of some other kind for a fraction of the cost.

[Anonymous No.20198622]

>>20197308
The ones I got from Costco were sour