Microwave Burgers General

[Anonymous No.20185207]

I've recently tried all of the $1 sandwiches from the Fast Bites brand and something about them seems really off.

The textures of the meat and bread have a grainy/sandy bite to them. It feels as if you're eating a burger made of playdough.

If you're over the age of 15 and you still find this shit delectable, I am very concerned for you.

[Anonymous No.20185213]

>>20185207
>seems really off.
nigga theyre $1, what the fuck do you think its gonna taste like

[Anonymous No.20185217]

>$5 frozen cheeseburger that has half of my daily sodium and fat content in it
>barely fills me up
time for another, giving my heart a workout.

[Anonymous No.20185241]

>>20185207
You probably didn't soak it in enough ketchup, mustard, a1, sautéed mushrooms, pickles, onions, maters, etc. If you only paid $1 for it, you should have plenty to spare for condiments.

[Anonymous No.20185256]

>>20185207
Nigge, it's a dollar, they can't afford to give you playdough at that price.
Now that said there was a two for five bucks cheese burgers that local convenience stores sold that was my go to for post bar food.

[Anonymous No.20185279]

Get these instead. The box comes out to $1.20 per patty and you just throw them in the toaster oven or air fryer. It's the adult version of being lazy.

[Anonymous No.20185302]

>>20185207
>The textures of the meat and bread have a grainy/sandy bite to them.
That would be all the gristle and cartilage. knee caps and shit. You're buying $1 gas station mystery meat.

[Anonymous No.20185321]

>>20185217
bro wtf stop looking at me like that

[Anonymous No.20185326]

>>20185207
The trick to these is toasting the bread separately and microwaving the patty. A bit of ketchup and mayo will elevate it as well.

[Anonymous No.20185343]

>>20185207
microwavable burger taste like shit microplastic fake food? you don't say my nigger?

[Anonymous No.20185344]

When I used to attend night school, they had pic related in the vending machines. If I didn't have time after work to make something before class, I'd get one during the gap between my classes. They weren't great but they weren't terrible either. Tasted like an oversize Krystal or White Castle.

[Anonymous No.20185349]

>>20185207
The White Castle frozen burgers are decent desu

[Anonymous No.20185383]

>>20185349
This, and the Pierre Signature Anus Cheeseburgers from Costco. No OP, they're not "good" in the widest sense, but they are indeed "good enough for 1 effing minute in the microwave without leaving your house", even better if you try adding extra toppings.

[Anonymous No.20185736]

>>20185349
frozen sliders get mogged by going and getting fresh sliders impo

[Anonymous No.20185758]

>>20185207
These are pretty good.

[Anonymous No.20185760]

>>20185207
You mean to tell me that a $1 burger isn't made of the finest quality grade A pure fresh ground beef and a hand made brioche bun baked in Paris by an artisan craft baker? Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.20186364]

>>20185383

Where do you get these Pierre Signatures from?

[Anonymous No.20186379]

>>20185207
The Walmart Great Value burgers are pretty decent.

[Anonymous No.20186388]

>>20186364
From the magical land of Reading Comprehension.

[Anonymous No.20186456]

>>20186388
Oh, derp, my high ass got all lydexic and read that as in the White Castles from Costco and these Pierre Signatures from ???
My b lol too hungry to think straight

[Anonymous No.20186464]

>>20186456
Since you have graciously admitted your mistake, I will also admit that not all Costcos carry them, so call in advance before making a special trip (not that Costco doesn't have a bunch of other things that would satisfy the same craving, microwaveable breakfast sandwiches for instance). Bone apple teeth.

[Anonymous No.20186797]

>>20185383
These are the best frozen burgers I've found. They're even better if you pop the buns in a toaster oven instead of microwaving.

[Anonymous No.20186811]

>>20185207
That’s some Zik Zak shit

[Anonymous No.20188371]

>>20185758
At least these actually taste like cheap seasoned sausage. Chinese hamburgers taste like they have literal sawdust in them.

[Anonymous No.20188521]

>>20186811
It's amazing how much Tik Tok resembles Zik Zak blipverts.

[Anonymous No.20188651]

>>20185344

[Anonymous No.20188714]

>>20185383
I grew up eating these. Sometimes I microwaved it a bit touch and the bread became hard. But these were pretty good from what I remember.

[Anonymous No.20189173]

>>20185207
That takes me back to the office vending machines

[Anonymous No.20189637]

>>20186811
The plastic comes off on the burger and doubles the nutritional content!

[Anonymous No.20189690]

>>20185736
Not everyone has a white castle nearby or in the whole state

[Anonymous No.20189734]

>>20186464
Do you all think you're clever or funny saying that same shit. Almost as bad as the YouTube people frfr no cap ong

[Anonymous No.20190061]

>>20185207
>Microwave Burgers

[Anonymous No.20190335]

>>20185383
My parents used to buy me these, they were pretty good

[Anonymous No.20190385]

>chicken sandwich being the better one of them all

[Anonymous No.20190556]

>>20190385
For me, it is the Fast Bites <R> Breaded Chicken Sandwich, the best Bread Chicken Breast Patty with Rib Meat on a Bun

[Anonymous No.20190560]

>>20190385
I got this from a gas station on a road trip once, shit sux

[Anonymous No.20191215]

>>20185207
Gotta get the canned kind. The can seals in the freshness.

[Anonymous No.20191223]

>>20185383
>Anus Cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.20191274]

>>20190385
Just ate one. I give it 7/10 based on price, convenience and taste. I feel like if I had 2 though I'd feel poisoned.

[Anonymous No.20191340]

>>20185383
This, holy shit
I don't know what makes them so good, they're better than some fast food places now