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20170243 No.20170243 [Reply] [Original]

show me what kind of psychopath you are with one item of food you eat.

>> No.20170252
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>> No.20170257
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>>20170243
For me, a pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno pizza is the best thing in the world.
And it seems like most people would detest it for some odd reason. That what makes me a psychopath by normie standards, it seems

>> No.20170262

>>20170257
hitler’s pizza.

>> No.20170275

>>20170243
My usual order at Subway
>Italian Herb and Cheese bread
>tuna
>american
>mayo
>chipotle
All toasted
Garden salsa sun chips on the side. Not a psycho thing but I love em regardless.

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>>20170243
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer eat Mounds?

Because sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t

>> No.20170282

>>20170257
>>20170262
Pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeno did nothing wrong

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>> No.20170287

i like a lot of mayo on my sandwiches

>> No.20170290

>>20170257
sounds good

>> No.20170291
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20170291

White Anchovies
I rarely even get them, I like ordering them with a Caesar salad if a place has them.
People think I'm trying to be different then think I'm a fucking ghoul when I actually eat em
They compliment it pretty nicely, it's just really salty (which I like)

>> No.20170293

>>20170257
Based as shit. Had a buddy in middleschool introduce me to it. Thought it was wierd, but its been my goto for life. Banana pepper go great on it too.

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>> No.20170313

>>20170282
say that to the families of the millions of jews it’s killed.

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>>20170243
i love fried eggs over hard

incels will seethe

>> No.20170324

>>20170304
whats the sauce for?

>> No.20170332

>>20170324
Later

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>>20170243
We do things a little different here in Chicago.

>> No.20170379

I eat shrimp with the shells on

>> No.20170399

>>20170243
I eat cereal dry.

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>>20170243
not only do I eat the skin, it's the best part

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It's delicious

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>>20170276

>> No.20170447

I eat my own blood

>> No.20170449

>>20170368
And by different, we don't eat the deep dish pizzas that we feed to the tourists. Almost every neighborhood, excluding the black and mexican ones, have "pub" pizza which is what we actually eat. This deep dish mantra must go.

>> No.20170452

>>20170443
>He doesn't stew his thighs
what are you a fag?

>> No.20170455

>>20170291
These are very common in Spain. Are they that uncommon in the US?

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>>20170452
Says so right there in the legend, little pot icon = stew.

>> No.20170473
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:[

>> No.20170481

>>20170473
I can tell u wanted to go out trick or treating but you felt embarrassed.

>> No.20170486

>>20170481
nobody likes to get bulli'd anon

>> No.20170491

>>20170486
I guess if you arent sexually deviant enough.

>> No.20170501

>>20170473
I love those.

>> No.20170508

>>20170501
how do you rate them in relation to candy corn? I've always found conflicting reports of them being made of exactly the same concoction (colouring aside), but others say no

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>>20170243

>> No.20170524
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you know you like it

>> No.20170538

>>20170524
I don't think I've ever had a Jerry Berry I didn't like (except of those gross ones they made for that game that taste like puke and whatnot)

I seem to remember the pear flavour being especially refreshing

>> No.20170539

>>20170473
hiiiii :3

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>>20170473
i see you bumkin and raise you a heart

>> No.20170580

>>20170551
man I love those too. my mom used to send me stuff for vallentimes day like cinnamon hearts and those, but not anymore

>> No.20170581
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straight out of the jar

>> No.20170603

>>20170581
how the fuck else would you eat 'em?

>> No.20170608

>>20170508
They're exactly the same, just larger and people don't realise that the size can, in fact, affect the flavour.

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>>20170608
that's right, because hits differently

>> No.20170614

>>20170508
They're exactly the same.
The difference is that it's like shoving five pieces of candy corn in your mouth, when everyone knows it's best enjoyed one piece at a time.

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ykr2n

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potato salad with trout and raisins.
good ol fashioned eats all my white christian Americans enjoy. =p
pure flavor, no spices and healthy too.

>> No.20170619

>>20170321
>fried eggs over hard
That's the way I like 'em. Its funny that you bring up internet celebrities because every egg cooking youtube video I've watched they make their eggs the consistency of semen.

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>>20170603
with chips and sour cream

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>>20170614
I actually enjoi taking bites out of the pumpkin rather than eating the whole thing at once. it's got such a perfect texture

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>>20170603
or with cream cheese on a ritz cracker

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>>20170622
The best way to eat candy corn. Real ones know.

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>>20170508
they need to be brachs brand with honey or they just suck

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I go out of my way for them.

>> No.20170648

>>20170631
Yum never tried that but what a wonderful thing to have in a bowl in autumn

>>20170632
if it doesn't say Mellowcreme™ I won't even try it

>> No.20170650

>>20170276
wow, haven't heard that one since junior high

>> No.20170664

>>20170524
no I dont.
You cant prove anything.

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pure flavor. true American delicacy.

>> No.20170674

>>20170628
primo murdering-your-wife-core food.

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>>20170674
i highly recommend you give it a try

>> No.20170711

>>20170705
I will next time I murder my wife.

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>>20170711
you don't have to wait that long
its a great treat to share with a girlfriend (you can even add bacon)

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>>20170455
Hardly anyone eats anchovies in the US. On pizzas for instance they're one of the most unpopular ingredients.

>> No.20170732

>>20170730
i use them for Caesar salads

>> No.20170734

>>20170724
I dont think it will feel right if I dont murder my wife while eating it. its like having a tea ceremony outside of a Japanese building. Its just not Feng shui or something. It'll be like a ruined orgasm.

>> No.20170736

>>20170730
>Hardly anyone eats anchovies in the US.
false, they are like on every other ceaser salad. a lot of people dont like them, but they are a historical thing that has historically wained outside of some use cases like the afformentione.d

>> No.20170738

>>20170291
Lurker, what's the point of all the collective attitude anyway

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>>20170628
>>20170705
>>20170724
>tfw don't have olives, cream cheese, or ritz crakas
>already put in my grocery order for tomorrow
>its too late to change it

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>>20170734
>. its like having a tea ceremony outside of a Japanese building
i have done that and it does feel weird.
side note if you're ever in FL check out morikami garden

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they say us White Christian Americans cant season chicken, but thats bs.
Nyquil Chicken. Yum! =p

>> No.20170769

>>20170736
that's just not true, it's very rare to get a caesar salad with anchovies on it. in fact I don't think I ever have, and caesar salad is one of my go to orders at restaurants. they might have anchovy paste in the dressing, but not whole.

>> No.20170781

>>20170368
That's a deep dish crust that has only been 1/3 filled.

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>>20170243
Every morning I blend 6 raw eggs with 1 cup of raw milk and drink it with my breakfast.

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>>20170786

>> No.20170795

>>20170769
its in the dressing or smeared on the bowl before they make the dressing

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>>20170243
spunow

>> No.20170800

>>20170795
yes but that's not the same as having whole anchovies in the salad

>> No.20170869

>>20170800
IDK about you but at least 1/3 of my local places have anchovies in their caeser salads.

Anyways, I also wish anchovies where more generally popular. so much flavor in such a little pachage. they seem to have been decently popular in the first halkf of the 1900s though. you see them canned in stuff from back then all the time.

>> No.20170894

>>20170508
They're better to me. The texture is better since it's bigger and there's more of that soft inside. I like taking bites out of them instead of putting the whole thing in my mouth. I don't bother with the normal candy corn. I only buy a bag of pumpkins during Halloween time.

>> No.20170903

>>20170748
You can't? I've been able to before when I've ordered online. Even the morning of the delivery day.

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>>20170243

>> No.20170915

>>20170903
oh shit you're right, I can modify it for 11 more hours. I think it's because I normally have my shit delivered at like 4am, they cutoff modifications at like noon the day before but tomorrow I'm WFH so I'm having it delivered in the evening.

SWEET I can stock up on some creamy ollivy snacks and also need to hoard Creme Eggs
(Creme Eggs are only ever available for a few weeks around Easter and then disappear for the year. So, I fill the freezer with Creme Eggs and by June when the demand is at a fever pitch I can sell them for exorbitant profits)

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>>20170800
>>20170869
is it weird that i despise sardines but enjoy anchovies?
i think it come from accidentally buying deenz for a Caesar salad when i first started cooking for myself

>> No.20171396

>>20170481
One of the perks of being a dad is that you get to do all the childish shit you want. Before I had a kid, I couldn't play with Legos for concern people will think me a weirdo but if I'm in my back garden building a bomb-ass Lego castle with my son, people just think I'm a good dad. You think I dressed him up as a tiny wizard (and myself as his pet dragon) and go trick or treating because he would eat all that candy? Fuck no. He's tiny. He'd never finish it all. I took him and we went because it was fun.

>> No.20171584

>>20170915
creme eggs are so good

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For me it's david's
The shelled ones aren't the same, I have to crack them with my own teeth

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>>20171584
first wave of covid in 2020 was a couple weeks before easter, and while everyone in Coles was literally fighting over shi'ckets and canned tomatoes like retards I was alone in the holiday display section filling my basket with creme eggs.

I'm a poor man from about December until Easter, but then I'm like Jabba the Hutt for the rest of the year

>> No.20171741

>>20170252
black person with Downs is a rare sight, at least from what I see on the internett

>> No.20171743

>>20170252
black person with Downs is a rare sight, at least from what I see on the internet

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>>20171741
they usually end up in a dumpster in the first 12 or so hours of life

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>>20170243
I ate an entire bag of these tonight

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>>20170243
My favorite depression meal is an entire package of instant stuffing.

>> No.20171827

>>20171748

When I ordered a hawaiian pizza at a party I got literal death threats. When I ordered one that had pickles on it someone actually tried to glass me. Cheeseburger pizza is pretty good though.

>> No.20171845

>>20171766
dry and uncooked like cereal

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toaster oven bros know

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>>20170243
I like the anchovies and jalapeños pizza. Apparently both are very unpopular toppings. I like both of the extreme flavors however. Very spicy and salty.

>> No.20171922

I'm such a psycho that I like my peanut butter CHUNKY.

>> No.20171940

>>20171744
This, blacks are the main market for abortions and they almost never let deformed or predicted to be tarded children be born. Gotta hand it to them, they're basically doing eugenics but they're so low iq that they dont realize it

>> No.20171972
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I eat starch packing peanuts.

>> No.20171985

>>20170619
I love semen

>> No.20171994

>>20170257
No, if you’re going to eat pineapple on pizza you absolutely need jalapeño to go with it and pepperoni always works better than ham.
If you want psycho pizzas my ol’ gran was quite fond of baked apples and cheddar with Alfredo sauce as a base.

>> No.20172011

>>20170642
its just almond snickers and white chocolate

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>>20170243

>> No.20172024

>>20172023
Chicken hearts?

>> No.20172027

>>20171985
know any good semen recipes?

>> No.20172045

>>20170321
nah they should be over medium
you break open the center of the yolk with a fork and sop up the liquid with the bread, then you scoop out the pasty/solid edges of the yolk with the toast, bite by bite, taking sections of the hard ring.

And then you eat the egg whites along with an extra piece of toast where in addition to butter you put peanut butter and strawberry jam.

And you have a glass of whole milk and a banana too.

>> No.20172052

>>20170243
wtf is spunow

>> No.20172063 [DELETED] 

>>20170796
Wow

>> No.20172126

>>20172024
Yep

>> No.20172131

>>20170243
at uni i would get really stoned and late at night once the shops were shut i'd resort to eating oatcakes with peanut butter and cheddar cheese. turns out its fucking delicious

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>>20170581
> first time you try them it tastes like burnt ass
> after a few they're really good
Most stores here don't sell them so I have to buy giant jars that will last me a few months

>> No.20172259

>>20171751
>arachnid peanuts
We need to do something about the fr*nch

>> No.20172295

>>20171744
>>20171940
I know a gay, Black, retarded midget guy. I forgot what the sort of retardation he has is called. It's the one where they're short with small heads and have no concept of enemies. They love everyone, even people who beat the shit out of them.
He actually became really popular in various local club scenes. Idk if he became popular in gay clubs since I don't go to gay clubs lmao, but he's basically the mascot of the old aging Goth scene and he used to go to raves and foam parties when those were still things. People legit protected him from being taken advantage of.
His mother, however, abandoned him as soon as he turned 18 and she was under no obligation to provide him shelter anymore. He was briefly homeless before being taken in by some punk rockers.
I heard one punk took him to the welfare office to get him assistance like SSD, food stamps, housing etc and they found out that he was already receiving all those things except his mother was illegally collecting them and not giving him any. I think she went to prison for welfare fraud.
So that's a reason for them to have tardbabies: collect extra benefits.

>> No.20172300

>>20172023
My mum likes that shit. Also rabbit heart. Anytime we had rabbit, she wanted the heart.

>> No.20172323

>>20172045
Ain't nobody got time for that shit. I put the egg on the toast slice and fold it in half like a taco. One yolk per slice of toast. I angle it so that when the yolk bursts it drips into a pool on the plate, which I then dip the toast taco into.

>> No.20172324

>>20170243
Vanilla ice cream with salt and extra virgin olive oil

>> No.20172325

Plain fucking oatmeal

>> No.20172360

>>20172323
gay and not white

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>>20170243
Mounds are SSS Tier though, especially if you toss them in the freezer for later

>> No.20172394

>>20170257
That unironically sounds based, would try it

>> No.20172424

>>20171743
Probably because no ghetto mother to a downie would let it live.

>> No.20172441

>>20170257
I'm a pepperoni fan, but I end up doing bacon japs and pineapple because most pizza pepperoni sucks.
>>20172023
out of all of my japanese recipes, chicken hearts were the one I didn't expect to be as amazing as it was.
>>20170321
I separate the yolks, cook the whites, and then either mix the yolk into a sauce or just drop it back on top. a good fried egg is nothing to sneeze at.

>> No.20172639

>>20172391
>especially if you toss them in the freezer for later
can't believe it took this long for someone to say it

>> No.20172649

>>20171696
smart man

>> No.20173018

>>20172441
>a good fried egg is nothing to sneeze at.
A bad one looks like something you've sneezed at.

>> No.20173047

>>20170796
holy shit anon

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>>20172295
Sounds like Williams Syndrome.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Williams_syndrome

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>>20170243
>Awesome! Now all I need is some mayonnaise and sliced white bread.

>> No.20174061

>>20173873
Yeah, that's the one.
I hope he found another gay retard to be gay retards with but the guy is probably dead by now.
Also, he sounded like Meatwad and smelled of Axe and that canned deviled ham stuff.

>> No.20174717

>>20170243
I eat the whole strawberry, green parts and all.

>> No.20174727

>>20170243
Don't have a pic, but as a child I used to cut slices of cheddar and put them in an ice cream cone with chocolate spread.

>> No.20174730

>>20174061
>but the guy is probably dead by now.
Don't end the story like this, man.
I thought it got a happy ending with the mother getting fucked.

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>>20170243
Chicken bacon ranch > all other pizza genres

>> No.20174750

>>20172295
This is an oddly sweet story, anon. I hope he found happiness with people who accepted him.

>> No.20174816

>>20171766
>>20171845
Yeah maybe with a boooolion cube or two.

>> No.20174822

>>20174816
alright you're a legit psycho

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>>20173982
Instead of mayo try this chik-fil-a sauce.
Give it a try and tell me that it's not better than mayo.

>> No.20174825
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>> No.20174827

>>20174824
nothing beats chick fil a mayo packets. apparently it's from kraft but it's different.

>> No.20174829

>>20174822
No, you're just stupid and easily triggered.
Is that why you've consigned yourself to making minimum wage for foreigners?

>> No.20174834
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>>20170243
Saltines with yellow mustard on top. Was my go too afterschool snack growing up. Still have it occasionally. I wasn't even a poor kid, no idea why my family did this.

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>>20170243
Tried to eat an acorn once. The shell is too hard to chew, so I cut it off and ate the inside. It was like a lump of earwax.

>> No.20174838

>>20174835
arent acorns like awful for you or something?

>> No.20174848

>>20174834
A little slice of pepperoni or liverwurst would be good on those saltines.

>> No.20174861

>>20174848
fuck, yeah it would. I'm going to safeway tomorrow for saltines and pepperoni. Thanks anon.

>> No.20174864

>>20174838
Probably. Don't remember any ill effects. Only ever ate it once, so couldn't tell you what would happen long term.

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>>20174829
Bro, you eat bouillon cubes and are schizophrenic.
>pic related
>they know

>> No.20174871

>>20174848
>>20174861
i bake my pepperonis (or air fry now) with crushed garlic or onion powder or something until they get a little crispy

>> No.20174872

>>20174861
Don't forget the liverwurst and some cheese, you can make little mini sandwiches. American, swiss, cheddar, in no order but thinly sliced.

>> No.20174878

>>20174870
>you eat bouillon cubes and are schizophrenic
This kinda rules
>>20174864
Only one way to find out then anon, go practice culinary science for us

>> No.20174883

>>20174870
Good song, I'd pull out one from Madness and I always get a short ban for those.
One Step Beyond.

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>>20174872
>Never had liverwurst
>google it
lol

>> No.20174895

>>20174883
Don't watch that, watch this

https://youtu.be/SOJSM46nWwo?si=v_xQZIoOkdo8Ks0X

>> No.20174900

>>20174838
Most people don't go around collecting acorns, that's for squirrels and maybe chipmunks.

>> No.20174904

>>20174895
This is the heavy heavy metal sound, the nutziez sound around.

>> No.20174905

>>20174895
glad i skipped past the intro
love ska

>> No.20175013

>>20170379
I eat peanuts with the shells on. And I peel my pickles.

>>20170243
Peanut Butter and Pickle sandwiches

>> No.20175017

>>20170524
That filename is the grossest thing in the thread.

>> No.20175020

>>20170603
In a glass of booze, naturally.

>> No.20175025

>>20170736
*caesar
*waned
*aforementioned

>> No.20175028

>>20170786
But it would be SO MUCH better cooked in a skillet with some cheese. Why drink what could be a giant omelette?

>> No.20175036

>>20170769
Upscale restaurants either offer it or serve it with a couple of filets in an X atop the cheese. Quite common in high end eateries. A table-side caesar will have filets, raw garlic, and egg yolk on hand to make the dressing in the bowl from scratch just for you. Every caesar salad dressing bottled in the world has anchovies in the mix, if only from the Worcestershire, but if you think "it's very rare" to get them on a salad you're eating at different places than I am. Doesn't even have to be an expensive place; just a place with a foodie as the chef or owner.

>> No.20175043

>>20172259
*arachides

Get glasses.

>> No.20175051

>>20175036
i fucking wish, anchovies rule, so is the traditional with fresh or tinned (the kind i've had)

>> No.20175060

>>20174736
You'd rather have that in a sandwich or something. "Pizza" has a certain taste that can't be achieved without a tomato-based red sauce and greasy, non-bacon, pork-based meats (sausage and pepperoni). To change both of those things makes chicken and ranch pizza less pizzalike. I enjoy pesto and feta "pizza", or taco "pizza", but I know they aren't REALLY pizza at all. And certainly not "greater than" real pizza. Mushrooms, olives, pep, sausage, cheese and marinara. That's pizza. Anything else is less so.

>> No.20175066

>>20174889
It's delicious. So fucking fatty it softens at room temp. Braunschweiger is going on the shopping list. With red onion and mustard on wonder bread or dark rye.

>> No.20175074

>>20175051
?*
that was a question i'm clueless

>> No.20175106

I like French fry sandwiches. I know the Brits eat chip butties, but I use thin cut fries and no ketchup. Sometimes I’ll toast the bread in butter if I’m feeling silly. Shit’s cash

>> No.20175247

>>20170668
Wonder if plantains would make it better.

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just had one of these bad boys, with mayo + brown sauce + soy sauce with some ham
first time trying it with mayo, i usually don't like mayo but here, shit is so cash
am britfag

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>> No.20175290

>>20171751
President's slop

>> No.20175394

>>20175074
I've never seen them fresh on salads. Most recipes call for the ones packed in salt and oil because of their strong flavor.

>> No.20175564

>>20175283
I see nothing wrong here

>> No.20175589

>>20170431
it is, only redditors think
>le pineapple on le pizza is le bad
is a valid criticism of the topping

>> No.20175591

>>20175394
>I've never seen [anchovies] fresh on salads
My mum used to flour and fry them, sardines and any other smaller fish the monger would sell. You can probably guess where I'm from.

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>>20175272
I eat like 5 packs of these, with plenty of mayo

>> No.20175593

>>20175043
C'est la joke, faggout.

>> No.20175596

>>20175025
>caesar
Both wrong. Guy who created it? His name was Cesar.

>> No.20175598

>>20174838
They need to be processed. With lye, I think.

>> No.20175625

>>20174730
Well, last I heard of him, he was still living with the punks (and an ancient goth guy who owned the house) after getting his benefits and was working at a supermarket as a stock boy/clean up guy so as far as the information I had available, he was happy, living relatively independently and didn't actually use the benefits for anything, not even the food stamps. One of the punks tried to teach him how to use a foodstamp card but he couldn't keep track of the PIN or the process by which to use it because different POS systems work differently and he couldn't figure out what buttons to press etc at different stores. He could shop where he worked because other employees helped him with that but he usually ate at the work cafe. In true tard fashion, his favorite thing to get was the chicken tenders. I don't think he's ever eaten a vegetable.
What I liked about the guy is that he was a nice, good dude, never had an unkind word to say about anyone or anything and, unlike his own mother, was capable of holding down a job and be a productive member of society.
I just worry that since people with his condition tend to die young that he may have already passed. But at the very least, when I last saw him, things were going well and he was happy.
Last conversation I had with him, he told me, out of nowhere, that when he listens to Emperor (a metal band, apparently) it feels like Satan's grabbing his legs. He always said weird shit like that.