/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20158097]

>Babish releases a video every couple of weeks or so and has a mental breakdown, has to be insitutionalized, goes to rehab and separates from his wife

>Chef John releases a new video every three to four days
>Zero drama

[Anonymous No.20158202]

>>20158097
For me, it's Sam the Cooking Guy

[Anonymous No.20158216]

>>20158202
The youtube asshole cooking show is purified kino. Look it up. Absolute madman

[Anonymous No.20158218]

>>20158097
I haven't tried a nu foodwishes recipes ever since he started doing meme crap to game the algorithm. Spoonfeed me the good ones.

[Anonymous No.20158271]

>>20158097
>Zero drama
the man runs a cooking show but shills instant potatoes.

[Anonymous No.20158285]

>>20158097
Babish is our guy and he just needs to realize he's not attracted to women.

[Anonymous No.20158292]

>>20158271
Better than shilling his ass to gay men in a nut house.

[Anonymous No.20158293]

>>20158271
Instant potatos make a great onion ring batter

[Anonymous No.20158294]

>>20158271
>shills instant potatoes.
I mean mashed potatoes isn't exactly super fancy stuff. And most of the time people eat it is just an easy side they want for a weeknight meal. The other end of the spectrum is Babish who is a fucking cuck. He put out some video about a deli sandwich from 30 Rock that one of the characters would order and to fill up time on his cunt video, he made his own marble rye, brined his own deli meat, and then even made his own fucking potato chips which he used like 3 or 4 on in the sandwich itself.

[Anonymous No.20158306]

>>20158097
>Babish
Isn't that the cuck who got absolutely DESTROYED by Mr. Sausage?

[Anonymous No.20158312]

>>20158271
Are you saying Babish didn't shill shit? Because he did. At least instant potatoes are both good and useful in cooking. Babish shilled some stupid wine of the month club type of shit.

[Anonymous No.20158318]

>>20158294
Instant potato mash is way worse than homemade mashed potatos, you aren't even getting the health benefits from the skin. It's literally slop.

[Anonymous No.20158345]

>>20158097
How about ol' ragussy?

[Anonymous No.20158355]

>>20158097
>Be Babish
>Get raped in rehab
lol

[Anonymous No.20158358]

>>20158355
>No, I didn't rape Babish
>He let himself be raped

[Anonymous No.20158361]

>>20158285
From the moment I saw him years ago, I was sure he was gay. Didn’t care or watch his content but I always thought he was an out gay man. Then when he blew up on youtube I watched some of his stuff and he was now claiming to be straight and it was odd because he’s so clearly gay. I imagine a lot his internal turmoil is caused because he refuses to come out of the closet for whatever reason. It’s weird, his audience would applaud him and people who don’t like him would still not like him. Coming out would not be detrimental to his career. Maybe it’s his family or something like that who doesn’t approve of gays.
>t. gayanon

[Anonymous No.20158363]

>>20158097
>been on YouTube over ten years
>has posted over 2200 cooking videos
>never uses measurements, just eyeballs everything
>still posting twice a week
>doesn't even monetize his channel >millions of subscribers
>almost a billion views
>always smiling, always encouraging.
Dear friends, Vahchef dgaf about these newbies.
Vahchef is all about inspiring YOU to cook healthy and delicious recipes.
Namaste, Salaam, Sawasdee Ka and Sat Sri Akal!

[Anonymous No.20158368]

>>20158097
>mental breakdown, has to be insitutionalized, goes to rehab
QRD?

i dont follow the lives of C list internet personalities

[Anonymous No.20158374]

>>20158368
he had an anxiety attack, checked himself into a mental health center, and in a state of pure 'i don't know what's real' decided to let another inmate buttfuck him before he checked himself out the next day and claimed he was sexually assaulted on reddit. his wife left him for being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.20158391]

>>20158374
Damn imagine being the dude who broke the babish

[Anonymous No.20158394]

>>20158374
There would be a police report or something more to this if he was actually raped while in psychiatric care. It sounds like he sucked a guy off and then made up wild justifications after the fact for why he isn’t actually gay. The whole situation is sussy as a bussy.

[Anonymous No.20158395]

>>20158374
this is what happens when you do face reveals

[Anonymous No.20158398]

>>20158374
.
i dont know what to say, exactly
part of me is amused on why he didnt just introduce his wife to pegging, plenty of straight men enjoy butt prostate play

the other part of me doesnt wanna laugh because mental health is a very serious thing. For real

in any case uh. I hope he gets well soon.

[Anonymous No.20158402]

>>20158391
>Nah nigga, I been watching you. You didn't wash behind yo' ears or NUTHIN'!

[Anonymous No.20158403]

>>20158391
Ah, fresh cracked black pepper.

[Anonymous No.20158404]

>>20158318
>>20158271
instant potatoes are based as fuck. i never even tried them until i was like 25 years old. potatoes are basically the only food that rehydrates perfectly, and you are wrong, they do taste good, extremely comparable to homemade mashed potatoes made in the same fashion. lots of people peel their mashed potatoes before making them anyway, in fact if you use a potato ricer it's not even optional. i'm convinced you've never actually tried instant mashed potatoes.

[Anonymous No.20158411]

>>20158398
>gay man
>denies his sexuality
>marries woman
>this causes him mental anguish
>lol she should have just pegged him bro
You’re a moron

[Anonymous No.20158414]

>>20158404
>instant mashed potatoes.
they suck because the texture is too consistent. It goes from KINO to SOULLESS FACTORY SLOP without that little bit of handmade imprefection

[Anonymous No.20158417]

>>20158411
idk.
its better than having a mental breakdown and losing millions dollars in earnings. Maybe the halfway substitute would have eased him into coming out instead of suddenly snapping

[Anonymous No.20158428]

>>20158394
>There would be a police report or something more to this
Eh, if banish was too meekish to report it shortly after its dead in the water. And that's if the police even choose to pursue it
>some crackhead bummed my ass in the nuthouse!
Sounds like a crazy story from a crazy man. And if true? The dude who did it is already locked up, in a sense.

[Anonymous No.20158432]

>>20158394
Histrionic straight man has panic attack when confronted by his demons. Many such examples.

[Anonymous No.20158435]

I'm a straight man and i enjoy butt stuff.

[Anonymous No.20158442]

I stopped watching as soon as he started referring to things as "culinary universe". Episodes had been consistently growing in spectacle, and trying to make a whole brand out of it really made me just not care anymore.
Chef John's format is just whatever recipe he thinks is cool, and since he loves cooking he doesn't have much trouble.
Babbish went the route of chasing youtube trends and creating a brand/media company, which seems like a great way to cultivate suicidal thoughts.

[Anonymous No.20158447]

>>20158435
You will never be a woman so stop simulating it

[Anonymous No.20158454]

>>20158435
same. Its not really that gay to take it up the ass from another man while watching straight porn just cause you like the feel.

[Anonymous No.20158464]

>>20158447
>you just wanna be woman
No.
women dont have a prostate but men do
it feel good

[Anonymous No.20158473]

>>20158442
Would it surprise you to learn that he was a long-term redditor before starting his YouTube channel?
His reddit username was Babish.
Which is the name of a character in The West Wing.
He is also a fan of The Office (US).
And he has a BA in Film Studies!
Also: he always supports the current thing.

[Anonymous No.20158485]

>>20158442
>he ever watched in the first place
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20158493]

HMMM I WONDER WHO IS THE BETTER PERSON TO TRUST WHEN IT COMES TO COOKING VIDEOS?? COULD IT BE THE

>Bald faggot liberal arts yuppie who has a fucking arts degree and only cooks food that is "fashionable", spends all his production on making food look good and ignores actual money/taste/cuisine because.nobody can ever taste his food through the screen

Or

>An actual chef who cooked in restaurants before YouTube even existed

Hmmmmmmmm oh somebody post that webm of BaldBitch sloppily pouring sauce from one casserole pan to another and it going everywhere

[Anonymous No.20158498]

>>20158493
i only watch wang gang and that autistic french dude

[Anonymous No.20158505]

>>20158498
*italian

[Anonymous No.20158526]

I'm surprised more people don't mention how Chef John pretty openly talked about getting lapdances with the boys in french canada in one of his episodes
top 10 funniest thing he's said on film

[Anonymous No.20158533]

>>20158498
I go to chef John when I need to learn a technique because he consistently produces meals of a high quality, you know that he makes all his food in one take, it's all genuine.

I gorged on every Marco Pierre white Knorr video and then some

Wang gang is good but I'm not buying turtles or bamboo rats and skinning them

There is a British butcher by the name of Scott Rea project who hunts animals and plucks/skins them and cooks them, like wild birds and rabbits, he is good

And uh, a channel by the name of HAPPY WOK is basically recipes for every Chinese takeout meal ever

And Jamie Oliver, fuck Gordon shitassy

[Anonymous No.20158539]

>>20158097
Chef John is making some weird videos tho

[Anonymous No.20158546]

>>20158363
bharat excellence. continue doing the needful sir

[Anonymous No.20158549]

>>20158374
who could have seen this coming?

[Anonymous No.20158552]

>>20158318
>you aren't even getting the health benefits from the skin.
I mean potatoes are basically just starch anyway, and lots of people peel the skins. I'll agree that peeled mashed potatoes made from scratch are better than insta-mash but sometimes people are willing to take the lower quality for less effort and easy storage of instamash box.

[Anonymous No.20158565]

>>20158546
>doing the needful
literally today a indian american guy at my job that manages a dept with a handful of dudes born in india asked me "hey anon busy doing the needful?"
when I asked him wtf he meant he laughed and said "ask any of my dudes that are actually indian what that means"

[Anonymous No.20158592]

>>20158285
https://www.reddit.com/r/bingingwithbabish/comments/16zqnlj/i_want_to_open_up_about_some_things/

[Anonymous No.20158609]

>>20158565
You should report him for sexual harassment. That’s what I’d do.

[Anonymous No.20158675]

>>20158394
>>20158374
It's a little unbelievable to assume 'sexual assault' means butsecks.
I think it's more likely that his roommate jerked off or something

[Anonymous No.20158682]

>>20158526
>french canadien strippers
Holy shit, I never knew Chef John was chill like that

[Anonymous No.20158688]

>>20158539
I made these. They were fine, mostly seems to be a presentation thing.

[Anonymous No.20158689]

Chef John was court-martialed for war crimes in Grenada. He beat the charges. I don't think a man like that is going to be fazed by a moderately demanding upload schedule.

[Anonymous No.20158694]

>>20158539
wish he would go through and update his 10 year old videos with bad audio instead of those things aint noone got time to be making

[Anonymous No.20158695]

>>20158694
So fucking email him or whatever

[Anonymous No.20158917]

>>20158414
Look up traditional pomme puree and then reflect on your retardation

[Anonymous No.20159102]

>>20158917
blah blah blah I bet you use a ricer too. There is no platonic ideal of Mashed Potatoes it's fine if you like consistent mashed potatoes but plenty of people like chunkier. Before you get all high and mighty, contrast in texture in dishes is a staple factor in making a good culinary experience. If you disagree with me you better fucking stick all your meals en toto into a blender and experience it as a smoothie.

[Anonymous No.20159144]

>>20158355
kwab

[Anonymous No.20159152]

>>20158592
>92

[Anonymous No.20159176]

>>20158374
I'm assuming this is just pure conjecture

[Anonymous No.20159216]

>>20158526
He was an actual chef. I wouldn't be surprised if he also had a meth or crack habit

[Anonymous No.20159287]

>>20158293
Cool idea anon

[Anonymous No.20159330]

>>20159102
>>20158414
retard

[Anonymous No.20159377]

>>20159330
>retard
retards anon. Other anon and I are 2 different anons. We are legion and we are right.

[Anonymous No.20159380]

>>20158293
do you prepare the instamash normally or just use the dry product in place of flour? Or maybe breadcrumbs?

[Anonymous No.20159383]

>>20158097
his recipes are shit and he cooks white trash food for grills dads from arkansas. chef john "Mitzewich" is also jewish

[Anonymous No.20159453]

>>20158318
>skin mashed potato eater
Opinion discarded