/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20150511]

>not my problem

[Anonymous No.20150529]

>>20150511 Digits
I don;t even work at the store, yet when I see things like this I go out of my way to put them back.
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I see many people here bashing "nigger behavior", yet those same people doing the bashing often act like those they criticize.
It's either a form of super comedy, or hypocrisy.
Foolish either way. Subversive even...

[Anonymous No.20150530]

>>20150511
>store raises prices to compensate for lost product

[Anonymous No.20150558]

>>20150530
and I start stealing

[Anonymous No.20150568]

>>20150530
They already account for that, it's called "shrinkage".
If nothing is lost or stolen, they've overcharged paying customers for no reason. This is just keeping them honest.

[Anonymous No.20150582]

>behaving like a nigger
Okay.

[Anonymous No.20150585]

>>20150511
>The price of milk jumps from $2/gal to $4/gal because of all the unsellable milk left in with the chips
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.20150591]

>>20150558
>Brazil nuts are replaced with genuine negro toes
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.20150592]

>>20150511
lmao, hate it when people do this. too lazy to walk back to the right aisle so they just put it somewhere randomly

[Anonymous No.20150593]

>>20150529
Retard. If you put it back, you're not helping, you're poisoning people.

[Anonymous No.20150596]

>>20150582
>b-bro think about the heckin multi-billion dollar company!
Shut up, cuck.

[Anonymous No.20150602]

>>20150596
>all supermarkets and grocery stores are multi billion dollar companies
You were you dropped on the head as a child and raised by a single mother. I will pray for you.

[Anonymous No.20150608]

>>20150529
>putting it back
i just tell the cashier i found a completely lukewarm milk jug and hand it to him. that shit ain't safe anymore from a corporate standpoint.

[Anonymous No.20150620]

>>20150511
I got a beef tenderloin once. I was broke and though pork tenderloin is cheap so is beef. The butcher gave it to me. I walked away then saw the price and was like WTF! $120 for one cut of meat! Took it back to him and said o can’t afford this sorry.

[Anonymous No.20150635]

>>20150602
That's a ShopRite sale label. ShopRite is a subsidiary of Wakefern Food Corporation, currently worth 19.6 billion dollars.
Take a seat, cuck.

[Anonymous No.20150757]

>>20150529
youre trolling right, you dont actually put that shit back where people will think its fine do you

[Anonymous No.20150769]

>>20150511
not my problem

[Anonymous No.20150776]

>>20150530
>Something bad must happen to punish OP for this...
No, OP is good if a bit too weak.

[Anonymous No.20150782]

eat up, it's covered in plastic.

[Anonymous No.20150783]

>>20150602
>You did something bad, you must be single mother kid...
Aren't single mother kids usually the type that cannot do anything marginally incorrect? Kek.

[Anonymous No.20150789]

>>20150511
I like to open some dairy, mostly yogurt, and drop it all over the other dairy. It takes the store a lot of time to figure out why people are not buying dairy and some wagie has to clean it.

[Anonymous No.20150795]

>>20150789
I like to catch people like you, drop you into one of the freezers and force feed you raw liver. No dessert until you finish!

[Anonymous No.20150798]

I like chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.20150799]

>>20150789
why are you black?

[Anonymous No.20150801]

>>20150795
What a fanfic, hahahaha

I've been caught a few times and the most that happened to me was being forced to pay for a whole $1.99 yogurt bottle.

>>20150799
I'm not black anon, but many people working on those stores were brown.

[Anonymous No.20150804]

>>20150801
then why do you act black?

[Anonymous No.20150805]

>>20150511
>not my problem
for me it's consuming stuff inside the store, it just taste better when it's free and shopping is much better with snacks.

[Anonymous No.20150810]

>>20150804
I already answered in the post you replied, right after saying I'm not black.

[Anonymous No.20150811]

>>20150529
I do this but also I abuse the self checkout like a cheap foreign whore, it's my remuneration for being a good Samaritan and balances out my karma

[Anonymous No.20150822]

>>20150810
you shouldn't act like a nigger, even if the store workers are black

[Anonymous No.20150830]

>>20150822
What's an innocent prank among friends. So you can see I'm not African, I can tell you I like variety, you be amazed of how many fun things one can do.

[Anonymous No.20150832]

Doesn't matter, they aren't allowed to put it back on the shelf either way
Anything that needs to he refrigerated isn't allowed to be put back on the shelf once taken off

[Anonymous No.20150841]

>>20150822
It's fun and completely harmless .

[Anonymous No.20150856]

i lol inside every time even though it only hurts everyday poor people and not the rich

[Anonymous No.20150859]

>>20150856
>i lol inside every time even though it only hurts everyday poor people and not the rich
i lol inside every time because it only hurts everyday poor people and not the rich

[Anonymous No.20150863]

>>20150511
When I worked in a grocer, it was always asians doing this. That can taking like 4 different brand gallons of milk to the register and deciding which one they want there, like damn just pick the one you want to start with

[Anonymous No.20150864]

>>20150859
hey that's how you instigate change

[Anonymous No.20150869]

>>20150782
i'm so sorry

[Anonymous No.20150870]

>>20150864
No anon, that's how you flex on the poor wagies.

[Anonymous No.20150878]

>>20150511
i never worked in a grocery store but as a teenager I worked in a halloween store. People would often just take costumes, masks or whatever items and leave them in some other section all the time, or just drop stuff around. I also learned women were the primary shoplifters.

[Anonymous No.20150899]

>>20150878
A shame you didn't learned about the two cans of soda.

[Anonymous No.20151060]

>>20150511
you want us to check out our own carts at your stupid machines
and now you want us to be stock boys for you too?
fuck you. have enough employees in your shithole store that aren't at 500% capacity so that when customers want to put something back (or god forbid, ask where something is) they can flag someone down to help them

[Anonymous No.20151066]

>>20150769
you want your carts returned for you, un-fire the cart boys that come to take your cart from your car, faggots. at the very least, empty the corrals so we don't have to walk them back in to the store. literally not my problem once it hits my car. stop making me do your store's work for free, and i'll stop "compensating" myself for doing it

[Anonymous No.20151074]

>>20150801
I don't work there. I just think that if you people are going to act like you have sickle cell anemia, then I should help you fight your iron deficiency.

[Anonymous No.20151079]

>>20150830
Sure thing Jamal

[Anonymous No.20151089]

>>20151079
You guys should know the first third of a soda can is just better, don't you?

[Anonymous No.20151099]

>>20151089
You're right Jamal, that first hit of grape soda really helps wash that smuggled watermelon down.

[Anonymous No.20151118]

>>20150805
Do the wagies ever fuck with you for this? I don't do it but I'd be willing to. If it works
>aisle wagies assume you will pay for it
>checkout wagies never see it

[Anonymous No.20151177]

>>20151099
That's why on store, drink the first third and put it back

[Anonymous No.20151181]

>>20151118
>Do the wagies ever fuck with you for this?
Sometimes I had to pay for what I ate (only what I got caught), and was asked to not return.

[Anonymous No.20151187]

>>20150529
>>20150593
>>20150757
This is why I always take the second or third item from the front when buying anything perishable. The world is full of retards, both customers and employees, who will actually do this.

[Anonymous No.20151195]

>>20151177
>That's why on store
Easy Jamal. Your blood sugar's spiking.

[Anonymous No.20151200]

>>20150511
Post hand you nigger

[Anonymous No.20151210]

>People act like the same ghetto trash that ruins society for everyone else
>Somehow delude themselves that they aren't part of the same social caste

I assume most of you are just shitposting but I know there are anons among us who actually aren't and think this activity is funny but somehow doesn't include them in the same group of anti social basketball Americans who do exactly the same. Societal decay begins with the people who live in it. Don't cry when your city eventually looks like Section 8. It's not the people "moving into it", you're part of the equation.

>Inb4 lol wagie, cuck, bootlicker, standing up for the man

News flash, not every store is owned by some mega corp anti human rights government subsidy owned by a Zionist NWO Satan worshiping faggot. Shit chucking ghetto monkeys like you are part of the reason why mom and pop shops barely exist anymore. Competition with corpos is bad enough but then they have assholes like you who make expenditures that much worse not even including the theft and vandalism which didn't exist on such scales 50 years ago. Reap what you sow but don't complain about it. You're unironically making it easier for megacorps to take over by your own anti social behavior.

[Anonymous No.20151221]

>>20151210
>Societal decay begins with the people who live in it. Don't cry when your city eventually looks like Section 8. It's not the people "moving into it", you're part of the equation.
Not born here, if shit hits the fan, not dying here.

[Anonymous No.20151227]

>>20151221
Ah, gotcha. So you're like the same dumbasses who vote in retards who destroy entire states, jump state lines and then destroy your new home like the infectious disease you are. Where have I seen this behavior before. But it's never your fault right? God forbid you reflect on your own actions and ask yourself how your standard of living got this way.

[Anonymous No.20151233]

>>20151227
>So you're like the same dumbasses who vote in retards who destroy entire states, jump state lines and then destroy your new home like the infectious disease you are.
You, you can thank the natives for this, even if wanted I couldn't be this bad. I enjoy having a jolly time on the expensive of corporations, instead of worshiping them some here believe I should.

Now please continue the sermon, let's see if someone one American still take this hypocritical crap seriously.

[Anonymous No.20151247]

>>20151210
>>20151227

[Anonymous No.20151252]

My 2 year old daughter likes to poke holes in fruit and veg at the supermarket. She ruined five avocados yesterday. Not my problem.

[Anonymous No.20151257]

>>20151252
You should teach her that fruits and vegeis are not all that exist. Why not poke soft packages?

[Anonymous No.20151267]

>>20151227
>But it's never your fault right?
Fault for what? Kek. For making some wagies toil for their wage?

[Anonymous No.20151271]

>>20151221
>t. Conway Stern

[Anonymous No.20151279]

>>20151271
Now that you said, I'd not look half bad with these clothes. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.20151295]

>>20151181
>asked to not return
Gay, I only have a couple grocery stores nearby so I'd rather not get banned from them. Much simpler to just take the self checkout discount than to deal with that

[Anonymous No.20151300]

>>20151295
It's easier, but not as fun, I like to make wagies suffer, robbery is not my thing.

Getting caught is not that bad, you get to do something bigger before leaving.

[Anonymous No.20151302]

>>20151210
>News flash, not every store is owned by some mega corp anti human rights government subsidy owned by a Zionist NWO Satan worshiping faggot
ok but we're talking about walmart, kroger, safeway, whole foods here, all of which do fit that criteria. if you somehow actually have a local mom and pop small town grocer you should treasure it dearly and defend it against all threats foreign and domestic but if not, fuck 'em.

[Anonymous No.20151362]

My favorite prank to play at supermarkets is to sneak into the back where the freezers are and turn off the AC. I like to imagine I am a proletariat doing my part in the class wars against the bourgeoisie.

[Anonymous No.20151401]

>>20151302
You know you can just not buy form the shit companies right? You're not forced to give them your money.

[Anonymous No.20151406]

>>20151401
>Buy from others, but don't hurt le hecking corporations
I'm tired of your moralism, tomorrow, I'll go to Wal Mart and cause some harm.

I'm open to suggestions.

[Anonymous No.20151412]

>>20151247
>Image of a neet enjoying wagie tears
>Poster above already made the connection between Welfare Americans and how posters in this thread act like them
>Neets are basically welfare queens who act like their shit doesn't stink while living off the same government they laugh at like it's some big own
>Just like Blacks

Huh.

[Anonymous No.20151415]

>>20151406
>I'm open to suggestions.
poop in ur pants right now

[Anonymous No.20151416]

>>20151412
Are you really trying to call people nigger until they change?

this is peak /pol/

[Anonymous No.20151419]

>>20151406
The easiest way to do this is actually OP's pic. It is in no way illegal to move something from one shelf to another in a store, it doesn't even count as vandalism like spilling stuff in the aisles would be and it's certainly not theft. They have to throw it out though if they find something that has to be stored cold just out on the shelf due to food safety laws.

[Anonymous No.20151424]

>>20151412
>the government is ONLY allowed to give freebies to women and minorities, you can't take any for yourself
What's the point of this way of thinking?

[Anonymous No.20151431]

>>20151419
Would it be hard to catch someone that blocked the cooling vent of a cooler?

[Anonymous No.20151443]

>>20151424
Nobody said that. Need handouts from the government is pretty pathetic to begin with. Taking freebies from the government just like the rest of the parasites isn't exactly the own you think it is. People like to play this act like most neets are perfectly functioning members of society who can do whatever they want and their quality of living is better than those they laugh at yet they are still here.

>>20151406
Have you considered the fact that there's lots legal avenues to can take that won't get you fucked with by the police for things like destruction of property and theft? Because they do often charge people for antics like this under those definitions.

[Anonymous No.20151446]

>>20151443
>Have you considered the fact that there's lots legal avenues to can take that won't get you fucked with by the police for things like destruction of property and theft? Because they do often charge people for antics like this under those definitions.
First a moralistic sermon, now threats? Ahhh, I'll at least take down a cooler.

[Anonymous No.20151452]

>>20151443
>Getting stuff from the government is the worse thing ever, you're supposed to only give so others can get.
You may be the most loyal US citizen I ever talked to.

[Anonymous No.20151460]

>>20151446
Dude. If cops start breathing down your neck for acting like a big lipped monkey then nobody here wants to hear the livejorunal entries of your fights against the pigs as a Communist freedom fighter. Like damn bro, grow up, act your age and think up ways to fuck with them that expands beyond your average teenage shit.

[Anonymous No.20151463]

>>20151452
Need help with that goal post?

[Anonymous No.20151464]

>>20151460
>Cops will break down your neck for an WalMart prank, also you're a communist
I'm tempted to believe you're clinically insane, and a major bootlicker.

[Anonymous No.20151468]

>take yeast
>put it next to the yeast infection medication
You make good bread. I will look out for you my friend.

[Anonymous No.20151470]

>>20150568
They account for it but it is going to eat into their profits if it happens at a higher rate, ideally there would be no shrinkage, and they'd have more room to invest into their business (or take profits) if there was less of this

Stop and think for a second, it isn't a better world for this to happen

[Anonymous No.20151471]

>>20151460
>Dude. If cops start breathing down your neck for acting like a big lipped monkey then nobody here wants to hear the livejorunal entries of your fights against the pigs as a Communist
Now I'm imagining some really awkward autistic kid phoning the police to say that a communist infiltrator in 4chan is planning to attack one Walmart America.

This made my day.

>>20151470
>Think about the corporate profits...
Kek

[Anonymous No.20151472]

>>20150783
Not according to their mothers

[Anonymous No.20151473]

>>20151464
>Talking like an ESL
>Getting this heated
Someone get this hothead outta here.

[Anonymous No.20151474]

>>20151472
Most single kids I know are kinda socially retarded, and too well behaved. Exactly like uncle Ted described the over-socialized.

[Anonymous No.20151483]

>>20151473
1 in 5 Americans is ESL, to not talk about people speaking English from birth and still sounds as broken as foreigners.

[Anonymous No.20151502]

>>20150511
It will be. They will throw that milk out now and milk and everything else becomes a little more expensive next time.
Only "not your problem" if you don't ever shop, moron.

[Anonymous No.20151507]

>>20151502
Companies already charge a much as they can for a product, if people are willing to pay $5 for gallon of milk, they'll not sell it for $4 out of goodwill.

Destroying stuff does not increase the price, it just cuts the profit margin.

[Anonymous No.20151520]

>>20151412
glad you enjoyed my epic new meme

[Anonymous No.20151524]

>>20151483
Motherfucker I’m ESL and an editor, you’d never know by my English unless I was pass-out drunk and forgot it

[Anonymous No.20151526]

>>20151524
You being ESL, and editor, or Batman's loveboy doesn't change the fact that ESLs with broken English are more common in the US than blacks.

[Anonymous No.20151527]

>>20150592
So does OP.

[Anonymous No.20151532]

>>20150869
same. if were talking about the mean

[Anonymous No.20151542]

>>20151526
No, it doesn’t; also we all know what we’d prefer

[Anonymous No.20151547]

>>20151524
>you’d never know by my English unless I was pass-out drunk and forgot it
It looks like you already forgot your American English
British English would be more like "I was driving my lorry to the store, but the bobbies arrested me for drink driving"

[Anonymous No.20151550]

>>20151542
Also, forget 1 in 5, it was almost 1 in 4 back in 2015.

[Anonymous No.20151571]

>Thread about making life miserable for normal people
>ESLs get uppity when you call them for what they are instead of just calling them a nuisance
Kek, it's like shining a fucking flashlight on a burglar.

[Anonymous No.20151573]

>>20151571
I cannot understand what you tried to say, can you rewrite your post?

[Anonymous No.20151594]

>>20151474
Most niggers are born from single mothers though that's just normal from them so the term doesn't apply that well

[Anonymous No.20151604]

>>20151594
>though that's just normal from them so the term doesn't apply that well
Thank you for being understanding.

[Anonymous No.20151610]

>>20150511
God I hate niggers.

[Anonymous No.20151617]

>>20151470
You know full well they'd continue to charge paying customers based on shrinkage whether it continued to happen or not. Don't kid yourself.

[Anonymous No.20151619]

>>20150568
You’re a nigger and don’t understand shrink at all.
Yeah there is expectations for lost or damaged product but the more it happens the more they have to account for it (raise prices)

[Anonymous No.20151622]

>>20151619
>Yeah there is expectations for lost or damaged product but the more it happens the more they have to account for it (raise prices)
No, even if literally no shrinkage happen, they'll charge as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.20151623]

>>20151619
see >>20151617
Shut up, cuck.

[Anonymous No.20151643]

>>20151473
>10 years ago
Yet the price is the same.. intresting

[Anonymous No.20151649]

>>20151643
I'm pretty sure both the size and price have changed.

[Anonymous No.20151650]

>>20151617
>>20151623
You're Asian or hapa

[Anonymous No.20151651]

>>20151210
>News flash, not every store is owned by some mega corp
That doesn't matter. Nigger behavior is nigger behavior regardless of where the nigger chimps out.

[Anonymous No.20151653]

>>20151650
The guy say the truth, and the corporate cuck start to try to guess his race in defense.

Amazing.

[Anonymous No.20151659]

>>20150511
>6 months later
NOOOO!!! WHY DO WE LIVE IN LE HECKIN FOOD DESERTS!!!

[Anonymous No.20151663]

>>20151659
>It's your fault, your sin, if a corporation close a store, repent
Why are you guys like this?

[Anonymous No.20151670]

>>20151650
And you're a cuck. No two ways about it.

[Anonymous No.20151825]

>>20151412
>welfare americans
>basketball americans
the word that this language circumvents that you'll intermittently get banned for here is not, in my opinion, applied exclusively to folks based on skin tone alone. it's a more generic word. it includes the neets you talk about. it's a frame of mind. it's a set of exploitative attitudes. it's a destructive behavior. NANT.
Neets
Are
N
Too
the MBAs we're letting strip the copper out of the walls of our country are these too.

[Anonymous No.20151830]

>>20151825
There's not wrong with being a vagabond who never worked a single day.

[Anonymous No.20151834]

>>20151830
are we talking about the NEETs or the MBAs

[Anonymous No.20151840]

>>20151834
I'm talking about very rich people, everyone else must either be busy working or studying, or else they are bad.

[Anonymous No.20151845]

>>20151840
And before you call me commie, I just find this funny.

[Anonymous No.20151850]

>>20150511
The butcher was being a massive cunt to me so I had him cut me 5 steaks and I just left them right next to him in the packaged meat section, he got in my face pissed and started talking shit so I yelled at him to get out of my face and go back to work.
Got real quiet, looked straight down, and without saying a word he walked back behind the counter

[Anonymous No.20151854]

>>20150511
I think it's funny someone decide to get chips instead of milk.

[Anonymous No.20151860]

>>20151850
Wagie patrolled.

[Anonymous No.20151864]

>>20150511
moving objects around grocery stores is one of the best passtimes

[Anonymous No.20151866]

>>20151864
I really like Kosher stuff "unpure".

[Anonymous No.20151873]

>>20151866
agreed. also moving those mexican devotional candles next to the kedem tea biscuits

[Anonymous No.20151875]

>>20151873
I just put some pig meat I got from the butcher over it, make it all grease.

[Anonymous No.20151917]

>>20150530
If stores could raise prices without hurting sales they'd have already done so you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.20151972]

>>20151850
>and then everyone clappped

[Anonymous No.20151976]

>>20150568
>Supermarkets report record +83% profit increase in the last 12 months

[Anonymous No.20152039]

>>20150602
I’ll pray you can find you balls first, ya bootlicking cuck.

[Anonymous No.20152066]

>>20151460
Go to bed gramps. It’s 2024 now. Either embrace the Biden wave or get left in the dust. Sorry, not sorry :(

[Anonymous No.20152159]

>>20150593
>>20150757
>>20151187
>milk becomes poison gas in just HOURS at room temperature

Who're the real retards here

[Anonymous No.20152182]

>>20152159
>t. never worked in a grocery store before
Im not paying full price for shit that isnt handled in the way the price should guarantee, retard
you feel free to pay whatever you want for potentially spoiled food, and its not just milk that people do this with btw

[Anonymous No.20152198]

>>20152182
I did not say I prefer lukewarm milk, I'm just saying the idea it becomes toxic in hours is retarded. As expected, your understanding of context is not up to snuff

[Anonymous No.20152213]

>>20152198
hey buddy, I already said you feel free to pay for expirable foods that have already been left out for upwards of 10 hours before youve even bought it
I will eat/drink that shit for way past when I should when I personally have left it out that long, but no way is there a defense for buying it in that state at the store

[Anonymous No.20152220]

>>20150511
>Milk
Bruh gotta go for the expensive meats

[Anonymous No.20152226]

>>20150529
Wow, another human on this website full of monkeys. Nice to meet you.

[Anonymous No.20152228]

>>20151864
U put pork in the halal section, don't u

[Anonymous No.20152229]

>>20152226
Faggot

[Anonymous No.20152257]

>>20152213
That was never my point, I wouldn't want to buy left-out milk either. Seems we are in agreeance after all. Shit doesn't go bad that quickly

[Anonymous No.20152307]

is this a board for edgy teenage incels? who honestly thinks they are hard for taking time out of their day to do this?

[Anonymous No.20152330]

>>20152307
It's more likely
>buy something
>change mind
>leave it where you are

[Anonymous No.20152411]

>>20151864
>some vegan saw this and got teary eyed because they thought someone swore off meat and started eating impossible "meat" instead

[Anonymous No.20152437]

>>20150511
just refrigerate the chip isle, simple as.

[Anonymous No.20152451]

>>20151663
See
>>20151210
>Reap what you sow but don't complain about it

[Anonymous No.20152587]

>>20150511
during covid I used a fake pass to go into the supermarkets that required it, took a huge carp or other fresh fish from the deli section and put them under warm loaves of bread, sliiiightly squished boxes of cake, poked holes with a pin in bags of chips, and other things of the sort
My funniest prank was going to a fisherman shop beforehand and then releasing live crickets in the store

[Anonymous No.20152591]

>>20150795
watch out we got a badass cashier over here
Anyways, SHART ON AISLE 5, I REPEAT, SHART ON AISLE 5

[Anonymous No.20152607]

>>20151972
Nobody clapped, in fact my friend I was at the supermarket with was mortified and wanted to leave not that I cared

[Anonymous No.20152614]

>>20151474
That's because they get treated like shit

[Anonymous No.20152654]

>>20151416
If it worked on Michael Jackson, it can work here!

[Anonymous No.20152808]

>>20152451
why you told me to see this cheap corporate cock sucking?

[Anonymous No.20152846]

Sometimes they're selling this fresh squeezed apple juice from some organic farm or something, it's like 10 bucks a bottle, well I don't have money for that so a couple of times I just bumped my cart into the display and blamed some kind for it. They should reserve that space for discounted items anyways so I'm doing them a favor.

[Anonymous No.20152922]

>>20152159
I brought milk on a 2 1/2 hour flight once (took it straight from the fridge to the plane), then home.
It tasted fucking awful and was not usable.

[Anonymous No.20153003]

>>20150511
nigger behavior

[Anonymous No.20153121]

>>20150511
not my problem. Four finger discount. Personally I only take small hygiene items that tend to be expensive and easy to conceal, but I've also stolen expensive whisky in the past. Fuck corporations. There's always an old black security guard who doesn't have a clue aswell. I love being white

[Anonymous No.20153133]

>>20153121
>not my problem.
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.20153147]

>>20150782
The heat of the anus cooks the meat

[Anonymous No.20153235]

>>20153133
Oh no, Jewish texts, what now?

[Anonymous No.20153249]

>>20153235
The first Jews aren't even mentioned in the Bible until the books of Kings. God is the God of all flesh. Perhaps you should just stop since it's obvious you're not informed on what you criticize and you're just making a fool of yourself.

[Anonymous No.20153263]

>>20153249
>Actually it's not Jewish texts
Sorry anon, I do not follow the Torah, now please threaten me with eternal suffering.

[Anonymous No.20153378]

>>20153121
>he thinks he's white
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.20153388]

>>20153378
>No... white people are supposed to be obedient to corporations, you cannot be white.

[Anonymous No.20153402]

>>20153388
>he thinks I need to get involved in his niggotry
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.20153409]

>>20153402
>Anything that doesn't respect the allmight companies is niggery.

[Anonymous No.20153422]

>>20153409
>he thinks I understand his Khoisan clicking
>little_white_girls_laughing.mp4
>not_my_problem.mp3

[Anonymous No.20153425]

>>20152587
But why?

[Anonymous No.20153429]

>>20153422
>Just pretend people are laughing, then respect then hecking corporation so they can stop.

[Anonymous No.20153433]

>>20153425
Why not? It's fun, harmless and the only loss is some corporate profits.

[Anonymous No.20153435]

>>20152846
>>20153121
>Literally acts like yard apes
>I love being White
I've got bad news for you, people like you are why the term White Trash exists.

[Anonymous No.20153437]

>>20153433
What'd the Fisherman shop do to deserve it? Those places are usually really low key.

[Anonymous No.20153438]

>>20153435
No, people like you are the reason why the term white trash exists.

Not only this but cucks like you are the reason why bashing white people has become mainstream... after all who can respect your kind?

[Anonymous No.20153441]

>LEAVE THE MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION ALONE!!!!!
XD

[Anonymous No.20153445]

>>20153437
>Fisherman shop do to deserve it?
I don't know if you misread or if you're being dishonest, but anon very clearly said "supermarket"... here "during covid I used a fake pass to go into the supermarkets" >>20152587

[Anonymous No.20153450]

>>20153438
>No, people like you are the reason why the term white trash exists.
>Not only this but cucks like you are the reason why bashing white people has become mainstream... after all who can respect your kind?
I can't tell if you are a severely mentally ill white boy or a Black Person of Color

[Anonymous No.20153455]

>>20153450
>You must be mentally ill, leave the corporations alone!
What a cuck, it's just some innocent fun on the expense of some rich losers.

[Anonymous No.20153460]

>>20153455
Wow. So you're ranting and raging because you are poor.
...typical white trash antifa

[Anonymous No.20153464]

>>20153438
>Don't keep up the pillars of civility cuck!
>Total anarchy bro it'll all fix itself once we take down all the dirty corpos!

I was a teenager once too. Then I learned how socio economics worked and I grew the fuck up. Corpos still all hang but you're hurting your fellow man at the same time with these dark skinned activities you're doing. You say it's not your problem but it eventually will. If you don't like the corpos starve them of sales, encourage your family and friends (if you have any) not to buy from them either and explain why. If you can't even articulate your reasons for this night skinned behavior then you're just as much part of the problem as any Pablo or Dindu doing this kinda stuff. Great, you're not doing flash mobs, you're still inflicting harm to your own community by death by 1000 cuts since eventually the stores leave and it turns into food deserts like Detroit and when that happens you'll self righteously point the finger at everyone else and blame them for it. There's plenty of ways to hurt corpos but this ain't it. It just goes to the average joe sad enough to be stuck working for them and the community around it.

[Anonymous No.20153465]

>>20153435
>>20153460
>You're white trash
>You're black
>You're mentally ill
>You're poor
Calm down, dude. It's just some corporation.

[Anonymous No.20153466]

>>20153445
Read.
>>20152587
>My funniest prank was going to a fisherman shop beforehand and then releasing live crickets in the store

[Anonymous No.20153470]

>>20153464
>You're white trash
>You're black
>You're mentally ill
>You're poor
>You're teenager
The list grows.

>>20153466
Missed this part, and it this is fucked up.

[Anonymous No.20153473]

>>20150795
Liver is good for you tho

[Anonymous No.20153475]

>>20153470
>You're white trash
>You're black
>You're black
>You're white

[Anonymous No.20153496]

>>20153473
I'm hoping it will treat his sickle cell anemia

[Anonymous No.20153501]

>>20153496
>You're white trash
>You're black
>You're mentally ill
>You're poor
>You're teenager
>You have sickle cell anemia
I bet we can get to 20 before 404

[Anonymous No.20153504]

>>20153429
>melanin-laden hands typed this post
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.20153587]

>>20153435
>>20153464
That's what I'm doing, it's a preemptive strike to keep others from buying the juice and to clean out space for affordable items. Also it's not me, it's some random kid who bumped into the display, learn to read.

[Anonymous No.20153595]

I almost forgot, if I grab something from somewhere I make sure to push back the other products so they are no longer displayed at the front, this creates more jobs.

[Anonymous No.20153599]

>>20152213
products never stay out of their place for more than a few mins retard, 1 hour at most, theres always some employee who'll put it back

[Anonymous No.20153627]

>>20151864
I genuinely love misplaced grocery store items. There's no way of knowing if it's an epic prankster like yourself or just someone making an inscrutable decision right there in the mart, but I choose to believe it's real every time.

[Anonymous No.20153637]

>>20150529
Behaving civilized is white privilege. Don't you know that?

[Anonymous No.20153640]

>>20152220
Man, milk cost more than car gas.

[Anonymous No.20153652]

>>20150529
people like you are 10000000000000000000x worse than the idiots who leave things where they don't belong. it's the wagies job to put it where it belongs and the wagie will know if it's been sitting out for too long to just pitch it.
I fucking dispise do-gooders like you who think you're helping but actually making shit way fucking worse

[Anonymous No.20153665]

>>20150529
>I put back milk that was in the chips aisle
>Now someone will get horribly sick because I put a fucking rotten gallon of milk that had sat out in the heat for possibly hours or days because I'm a dickhead who wants to feel like he did 'good'

[Anonymous No.20153677]

>>20153627
blessed prank appreciator
>>20152411
eh, vegans will change any narrative to fit their own regardless.

[Anonymous No.20153697]

>>20150782
I would pay more for brap meat

[Anonymous No.20153703]

>>20153501
>subtract one
>you have sickle cell anemia because you're black
>I'm not your physician
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.20153739]

>>20153599
you are very naive or else you worked in the golden standard of grocery stores

[Anonymous No.20153752]

>all these nigger enablers ITT
kys stupid fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.20153771]

>>20153739
>you are very naive or else you worked in the golden standard of grocery stores
When I was at Walmart yesterday, I intentionally put a gallon of milk on a shelf filled with crackers, and in less than a minute, an employee came out of nowhere, grabbed the milk, and started running towards the milk aisle.
So I tried it again, this time in the bakery section. Yet again, an employee grabbed it in less than a minute. 17 seconds. I timed it. And it was a different employee!
They sure do things right at Walmart.

(This poster gets paid to shill for Walmart. Feel free to ask me how you too can get paid $15 per pro-Walmart post)

[Anonymous No.20153825]

>>20153771
>$15 per pro-Walmart post
I would do that shit so fucking fast, at 1 minute per post that's $900 an hour to shill. Sign me the fuck up

[Anonymous No.20154236]

>>20151210
Just so you know the next time I go shopping I’m going to take shopping carts from the corral and leave them in disabled parking spaces, maybe zip tie them to the signs if I can get away with it

[Anonymous No.20154257]

>>20151416

"Something I don't agree with"
"Must be /po/, yeah, let's blame /pol/"

Rent free in your heads 24/7

[Anonymous No.20154260]

>>20154257
>Reddit space
Calling people nigger for a dozen posts because they don't buy your crap is pretty much the peak of /pol/ posting.

[Anonymous No.20154274]

>don't like the sales this week because wanted pork instead of chicken AGAIN
>take out my pocket knife and gouge holes into every piece of styrofoam on the meat packages
If you didnt want me to do it you should have had better prices

[Anonymous No.20154284]

>>20151532
we're not.

[Anonymous No.20154322]

>>20154257
those papercrafting niggers

[Anonymous No.20154334]

>>20154260
A line break is not what reddit spacing means.
Lurk more.

[Anonymous No.20154386]

>>20153771
damn gimme somma dat walmart propaganda money

[Anonymous No.20154408]

>>20150596
>being irresponsible is okay because someone else has money
Uh..

[Anonymous No.20154414]

>>20154408
>Leave the hecking corporations alone!
It's not being irresponsible, it's enjoying the fact you can have some harmless fun at the expense of some corporation.

[Anonymous No.20154416]

>>20152411
>vegan lore
Cringe

[Anonymous No.20154420]

>>20154414
>putting milk on a shelf is fun
Oookay

[Anonymous No.20154424]

>>20154408
>Being a statist
ishyggdt

[Anonymous No.20154425]

>>20154420
Yes, it's very fun, almost as fun as putting pork in Kosher food.

[Anonymous No.20154429]

>>20154424
>moving the goalposts

[Anonymous No.20154433]

>>20154429
>Doesn't know what "moving the goalposts" means, and lacks any concept of how an anonymous board works

Let me guess, you think I'm somebody else in this thread? Kek.

[Anonymous No.20154438]

>>20154433
>>20154429

[Anonymous No.20154466]

>>20150558
>Stealing
>>20150620
>Being poor
>>20151060
>Sloth
>>20151507
>Not understanding economics or the value of money
>>20152808
>No understanding of the English language
>>20152846
>Destruction of property so nobody else can have it
>>20154236
>Victimizing helpless people
>>20154274
>Pork

You know gentlemen I do believe I'm seeing a pattern here. The only thing missing at this point is grape soda.

[Anonymous No.20154481]

>>20154466
Even another post from the same guy coping by calling everyone a nigger... is this how things are done in /pol/?

[Anonymous No.20154541]

>>20154466
>Sloth
provide your receipts for the time and labor you've donated to your needy local megacorp. you DO donate your time, money, and labor to corporations, don't you?
there are people worse yet than the people you're referencing. you are one of these people.

[Anonymous No.20154641]

>>20154541
I build houses. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.20154656]

>>20154424
>statist
Is this a buzzword now or is it just the same faggot running around /ck/ using it everywhere?

[Anonymous No.20154666]

>>20154466
>has a problem with pork
Shut up, kike

[Anonymous No.20154692]

>>20154666
Pork is one of the most unhealthy meats you can eat Satan. You should stick to lean red meats.

[Anonymous No.20154698]

>>20154692
Pork is perfectly healthy, but Jews pretend it's not as a complement to their religious believes.

[Anonymous No.20154701]

>>20154692
Yeah, maybe back in the fucking dark ages you Neolithic Noseman.

[Anonymous No.20154706]

>>20154692
This is like saying circumcision is healthy and clearer. It's not and we know it.

[Anonymous No.20154715]

>>20150582
No longer will niggers get to be the only benefactors of nigger behavior. I'm gettin mine while nigger behavior is in vogue.

[Anonymous No.20154721]

>>20151066
Based

[Anonymous No.20154737]

>>20154698
You are what you eat. Remember what pigs eat and remember the conditions they live in. Probably difficult for Americans to tell the difference though.

[Anonymous No.20154744]

>>20154737
>Pig are unhealthy because "what you eat"
No, pigs are not unhealthy, they are only not Kosher.

[Anonymous No.20154745]

>>20154737
They live in the same conditions as every other mass produced meat.

[Anonymous No.20154750]

>take the milk and pretend to fall and spill the milk all over the place and leave
not my problem

[Anonymous No.20154775]

>>20154750
https://youtu.be/I3pfBWs-HGs?feature=shared

[Anonymous No.20154778]

>>20154775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgblV7Un_g

[Anonymous No.20154792]

>>20154778
Why can't this shit happen to me? The whole recording they'd show the cops of me stomping his head as they're trying to get me locked up would exonerate me.

[Anonymous No.20154832]

>Not putting a case of soda in the freezer department
If you're going to act black at least go for the most amount of damage.

[Anonymous No.20154843]

>>20154832
>most amount of damage
This would be turning down fridges.

[Anonymous No.20154847]

It’s that simple. You either comply or walk away a loser

[Anonymous No.20154849]

>>20154843
It would be mixing random bottles in the cleaning supplies isle. Not suggesting, just pointing it out.

[Anonymous No.20154856]

>>20154849
After terrorism, it would be turning down fridges. *

[Anonymous No.20154950]

I once filled a gallon of milk with some chicken breasts and chucked it behind the coolers. Couple of months later guys in hazard suits had to clean out the mess and they had to renovate the store because they couldn't get the smell out.

[Anonymous No.20154952]

>>20154950
Sounds fake.

[Anonymous No.20154974]

>>20154952
nah I worked at the supermarket and somehow they tried blaming me for some girl's phone getting stolen, while I wasn't even on shift that day. it was kind of fucked they even locked me inside the office and tried to intimidate me. eventually I just quit and went home. when I told my friend his brother told me I should get revenge that way so the three of us went back and did what I told you. fuck them.

[Anonymous No.20154980]

>>20154974
>nah I worked at the supermarket
In this can, it's better.

Should have used potatoes, they smell a lot and are easy to hide.

[Anonymous No.20155056]

>>20154980
what should you do with the potatoes?

[Anonymous No.20155069]

>>20155056
Just hid them, sooner or latter they'll start to leak a black liquid that smells a lot, even after the potato is removed, it'll stink because of the liquid, so it's good to put it somewhere where the liquid enter very hard to clean spaces, stuff like ventilation entries for freezers.

[Anonymous No.20155071]

>>20155069
nice. the nice thing about the chicken milk bomb is that it ferments and eventually explodes because of the pressure.

[Anonymous No.20155072]

>>20155071
You can also got with 4chan's special, and get send to jail for terrorism, kek.

[Anonymous No.20155079]

>>20154408
Holy shit dude. This is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.20155095]

>>20155072
that's why you use the plastic jug. not my problem.

[Anonymous No.20155281]

>>20151547
>store
It's shop, mate.

[Anonymous No.20155452]

>>20150529
good intentions but you're a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.20156268]

>>20155281
Oi, so I hopped in me cah for what to pop by the robbers. I got to put a few quid in the metah, and Gay Gordon slaps a wicket under me Billie Piper. "What's your game here mate?" I asked incredulously "Can't you see Kareem's still burning petrol? I have literally just stepped out of that piece of shit to introduce this silver to this plastic innit." The traffic warden replies "Nah mate, you been here two hours," and then calm as a coma proceeds to beat me black and fucking blue with his club. To add illness to injury, the cunt had a Barclays Bank in me open gob as I lay there bleeding, and gave me the ace of spades. Cheeky bastard.

[Anonymous No.20157628]

>>20153464
If the average dindu would read and understand this, the world would be a better place.

[Anonymous No.20157897]

>>20150511
Wasting food is one of the most cucked, shithead of all human behaviours. Farmers work hard and good land and water was used to produce that milk, and now some mouth-breathing shithead oxygen-thief is just going to let it get consigned to the trash because they're too lazy to waddle back to the correct isle to return it.

Fuck these people.

[Anonymous No.20157905]

>>20157897
And if we gathered every grain of rice left in bowls after the meal, we could end world hunger.

[Anonymous No.20158021]

>>20157897
Big if true