/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20148565]

What did you have for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.20148568]

>>20148565
Nothing

[Anonymous No.20148664]

two poached eggs, 3 sausages (organic) on a nice moist rye toast

[Anonymous No.20148684]

>>20148664
sucking dick doesn't count as organic, people are full of plastics and garbage chemicals nowadays

[Anonymous No.20148748]

>>20148684
you sound really tired

[Anonymous No.20148771]

>>20148748
you sound really ugly

[Anonymous No.20148836]

>>20148771
I am smiling

[Anonymous No.20148846]

Plain whole milk greek yogurt with blueberries, two peanut butter sandwiches

I have had this nearly every day for 2 years now

[Anonymous No.20148857]

>>20148836
prove it

[Anonymous No.20149068]

Today I have consumed one portion of food loaf comprised of flour, pinto beans, yeast, and flax meal. Plus instant decaf coffee mixed with cocoa powder. Later I intend to consume a small portion of wilted spinach and mixed seeds dressed with lemon juice.

[Anonymous No.20149072]

>>20148565
Black coffee and a couple shots of vodka from the freezer.
I'm actually more of a beer and wine drinker, but I can't keep that down in the morning.

[Anonymous No.20149075]

boiled some mushrooms and spinach in a little bit of leftover chicken broth amd then poached/fried a few eggs in it

[Anonymous No.20149081]

>>20148565
gin & tonic and four leftover slices of disgusting ass pizza hut pan pizza

[Anonymous No.20149087]

>>20148565
coffee

[Anonymous No.20149089]

>>20148565
Pancakes, bacon, glass of oj and cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.20149092]

Boston Cream donut, bring offered fit free by my grocery store. I haven't had one in years.
4chan is eating my posts lately, man. I had a hell of a time getting my Imaizumi dump thread going on /a/ yesterday too.
Pic related: this is how I feel about my upcoming donut, and also Reina is best girl.

[Anonymous No.20149096]

>>20148565
Peanut butter toast

[Anonymous No.20149133]

Leftover supermarket fried chicken. It was horrifically salty.

[Anonymous No.20149135]

>>20148565
cup of coffee, leftover slice of bacon/pepperoni pizza.

[Anonymous No.20149137]

>>20149087
a LOT

[Anonymous No.20149150]

>>20149137

[Anonymous No.20149153]

egg onion avocado mayo sandwich

[Anonymous No.20149165]

>>20148565
3 oz of raw sliced mutton, a carrot, some homemade oat and rye cloudy beer that I'm guessing is around 3% abv at this point, and a bit of sheep's yogurt. It's muddy today and I have 200 sheep to wash and shear and I'm procrastinating on the internet because I can't feel my toes. Fml I can't wait for spring.

[Anonymous No.20149167]

>>20149150
You got it right

[Anonymous No.20149176]

I don't eat breakfast. I first ate at 1pm and had a 3 egg omelette and 250g of Greek yoghurt. I also used some apple and fig chutney that my parents got me for my birthday. It was... weird. Fortunately it was only a small jar.

[Anonymous No.20149182]

>>20149092
Boston Cream sold out, ended up with this guy instead.

[Anonymous No.20149257]

>>20149182
fat fuck

[Anonymous No.20149270]

>>20149257
Yes, woe be to me who ate a free donut for breakfast for a single morning. Truly there is no coming back from this.

[Anonymous No.20149304]

>>20148565

A single mandarin orange.

[Anonymous No.20149318]

>>20148565
my usual:black coffee and baby coke(20mg)

[Anonymous No.20149332]

blacccck cooooock

[Anonymous No.20149351]

One Oikos Triple Zero, 100g blueberries, 30g granola, and a protein shake.

[Anonymous No.20150893]

>>20148565
I don't understand the question

[Anonymous No.20150926]

>>20148565
Every day for the past 4 years (give it take), i have had 3 eggs in olive oil and a banana.

[Anonymous No.20150945]

>>20148565
Oats, whole milk and peanut butter with strawberries and banana slices added on top. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.20151312]

>>20148565
Just drank a coffee and a glass of water.

[Anonymous No.20151620]

>>20149270
they don't like fat fucks in japan

[Anonymous No.20151625]

>>20148565
rolled oats in cold milk with honey and a banana

[Anonymous No.20151641]

for me, it's the Slav Classic
used to also include a can of beer

[Anonymous No.20151769]

>>20151312

what a handsome coffee cup

[Anonymous No.20151782]

>>20151641
>Slav Classic
>the most American cigarette ever
What

[Anonymous No.20151787]

>>20151782
>the most American cigarette ever
Winston?

[Anonymous No.20151798]

>>20151787
No, reds are literally called cowboy killers, they're about as American as a bald eagle eating a big mac

[Anonymous No.20151802]

>>20151787
>>20151798
Wait nevermind, I'm retarded and going blind

[Anonymous No.20151810]

>>20151798
>>20151802
/ck/ needs a cigarette general.

[Anonymous No.20151833]

>>20148664
>two poached eggs
gay.

[Anonymous No.20151838]

>>20148846
>two peanut butter sandwiches
wtf?

[Anonymous No.20151863]

:)

[Anonymous No.20151874]

>>20151863
;3

[Anonymous No.20151907]

>>20151810
Why? I smoke 2 packs a day. What am I gonna post about?
>Mmhmm
>Yep, just had me a good double but still itching so gonna refill my coffee and go chain smoke till I caint
Like, do get me wrong, I love it. It's just one of the most mundane thing every.

[Anonymous No.20151911]

>>20151907
Rolling your own is quite close to cooking.

[Anonymous No.20151912]

>>20148565
Baked beans and a cigarette.

[Anonymous No.20151914]

>>20151912
How are you doing, fellow airstrip-oner?

[Anonymous No.20151920]

>>20151911
it isn't at all

[Anonymous No.20151924]

>>20151920
You select what you'll smoke, you assemble it, and you consume.

[Anonymous No.20151986]

>>20151924
This would be akin to assembling a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's not cooking.

[Anonymous No.20151987]

>>20148565

[Anonymous No.20152030]

>>20149257
It’s a single donut anon, relax. I’m sure the friendly folks at the hanoi Hilton are working extra hard right now in negotiating your release. Hang in there, sgt. Leroy.

[Anonymous No.20152031]

some meat i ripped off a rotisserie chicken and water
further breakfast is beer

[Anonymous No.20152081]

>>20151914
I'm a used car salesman in the Midwest.

[Anonymous No.20152119]

>>20148565
Nothing.
Reducing the intake in a saturated society will balance the scales and reduce cancer risk.

On a side note try fasting for 48 hours in general. It can clear up a lot of issues, gonna start doing it again this weekend.

[Anonymous No.20152122]

>>20152119
>fasting
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.20152693]

>>20149092
Got one this morning for brekky.

[Anonymous No.20152708]

>>20149165
>I can't feel my toes.
Diabetes?

[Anonymous No.20152723]

>>20152708
I think she's just cold

[Anonymous No.20154097]

>>20149150
a LOOTTT

[Anonymous No.20154101]

>>20152119
Kinda inspiring a fast in me not gunna lie. I'm already under my target though. Fuck I need to get active. This cold weather always messes me up. Need to ice bath or some shit.

[Anonymous No.20154869]

Coffee, cigarette, banana. Breakfast is usually just what's within my reach as I try to get my head on straight.

[Anonymous No.20154881]

>>20151810
Even as an avid smoker I don't think I'd have much to say. Once you find your brand you usually don't budge from it, you'd end up just having people discussing how to quit.

[Anonymous No.20154902]

Didn't have breakfast today but yesterday had 2 fluffy pancakes with a side queso hash brown

[Anonymous No.20154906]

>>20154881
Talking about cigarettes when you only smoke already made is the of talking about food if you only eat fast food.

[Anonymous No.20154914]

>>20154869
Based fellow semi-conscious morning incompatriot

[Anonymous No.20154935]

>>20154906
kek do you grow your own tobacco anon? In that case respect, if not what the fuck are you talking about man? I roll my own, but it's still a 'brand' of tobacco. Same with the papers.

I think you give too much weight to rolling your own, it's nothing special. It tastes completely different to industrial cigarettes but it's a far cry from a comparison to homemade food.

[Anonymous No.20154941]

>>20154914
Yeah I've always wanted to be a morning person but that never quite worked out

[Anonymous No.20154943]

>>20154935
>kek do you grow your own tobacco anon?
I actually do. but the flavor and effect of the cigarette comes from what you put on it, and i'm not talking about drugs.

It's quite scary how much stuff you can do.

[Anonymous No.20154967]

>>20154943
>I actually do

That's really cool anon, is it a difficult plant to grow? Do you get a lot out of it? I'd try but the only garden I have access to is a community garden and we don't get to decide what grows there (it sucks).

>>20154943
>what you put on it

Could you give me any examples?

I take back what I said about the tobacco thread, if there are interesting anons like you it might be worth a try. I just assumed people who grew their own tobacco were too rare to even mention.

[Anonymous No.20154973]

>>20148684
Do you always think about dicks you fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.20154975]

>>20154967
>is it a difficult plant to grow
No, it's as easy as a plant can be, just gives it lots of Nitrogen fertilizer and it grows as much as sugar cane. The more you water it, the faster it grows, but the weaker the tobacco will be.

I never tried, but it should be possible to grow it in a pot.

>Could you give me any examples?
When I have difficult sleeping, I mist passion fruit leaves on my cigarettes. The effect is very similar to making strong tea from it, it's a bit weaker, but it hits far faster.

It's also a decent spice, if you like a bitter flavor that is a bit spicy.

[Anonymous No.20155011]

>>20154975
>it should be possible to grow it in a pot.

I think I'm going to start to read up on this. I've always heard tobacco companies put a ton of additives in their stuff and since I can't seem to quit it might be a better alternative. I don't have the space to dry it out though, I'll have to think about that.

I think I've had passion fruit leaves as an infusion before, can't recall the taste or effects though. Do you recommend any good books/websites about this kind of stuff or are you just generally knowledgeable on plant stuff?

[Anonymous No.20155020]

>>20155011
>I've always heard tobacco companies put a ton of additives in their stuff and since I can't seem to quit it might be a better alternative.
They do put, and usually stuff to make it taste less, smell less or be less adctive.

>I think I've had passion fruit leaves as an infusion before, can't recall the taste or effects though.
Weak - medium tranquilizer.

>Do you recommend any good books/websites about this kind of stuff or are you just generally knowledgeable on plant stuff?
I'll see what I can find in English, but by memory I know quite a few stuff that can be mixed, like stevia plant to make it extremely sweet, or mint to make it minty.

[Anonymous No.20155031]

>>20155020
>>20155011
Basically, when smoking something, instead of eating it, you get the same flavor, but in a different manner, and the same effect, weaker (accumulated), but faster.

[Anonymous No.20155083]

>>20148565
I made myself a Denver omelet this morning. Was good.

[Anonymous No.20155264]

Right now a cigarette, 5am is way to early to est something.

[Anonymous No.20155348]

>>20151620
they're pedophiles in Japan so who gives a fuck what they like

[Anonymous No.20155941]

>>20148565
Apple and peanut butter toast again

[Anonymous No.20156045]

I can't eat breakfast or lunch or I'll get fat.

[Anonymous No.20156055]

>>20148565
Potato and chorizo breakfast tacos. Goddamn I haven't had a blueberry milkshake in years, maybe I should make one soon.

[Anonymous No.20156106]

>>20148565
Leftover Spaghetti Bolognese

[Anonymous No.20156289]

>>20148565
im drinking can beer and then gonna switch to some steel reserve jugs. when all the beer makes me hungry i'm gonna make some alfredo pasta or jalapeno poppers.

[Anonymous No.20156338]

>>20148565
Two sunny side up eggs, oatmeal, a tangerine, and a cup of green tea. Same as every work day.

[Anonymous No.20156350]

>>20148846
>Two peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast
>Everyday for two years

Holy fuck you're weird, can't imagine how much bread and peanut butter you go through. I guess you want the peanut butter, might as well just eat that and skip the bread.

[Anonymous No.20156569]

>>20148565
Same as always

[Anonymous No.20156709]

>>20148565
neighbor baked too much jalapeno cheddar bread so she gave me some. but some capicola in between it and devoured 2 of them. was bretty good. did it again for lunch but with smoked turkey breast deli meat, diced a couple of hot banana pepper rings because i only had 2 left. It was not as good.

[Anonymous No.20156712]

>>20156569
ahhh the ol 2 eggs plus protein mass.

[Anonymous No.20156716]

two day old juneberry redbull i poured over ice still in the fridge, a generic reeses cup, 12oz of water, some green olives

[Anonymous No.20157148]

porkroll and cheese everything-bagel sandwich. I fry the porkroll up and then put it on the bagel with the cheese in the toaster oven to warm up while I go take care of my chickens and goats.

[Anonymous No.20157169]

I eat one meal a day. This is it. Carne asada fries from the taco truck outside work. I have it for breakfast and have nothing else the rest of the day. Lost 15 pounds so far but I've sort of plateaued and don't really lose anything anymore. Still happy with the results though

[Anonymous No.20157173]

>>20156712
It never disappoints

[Anonymous No.20157603]

Usually, I don't eat breakfast at all, but this morning I got a surprise croissant and a very nice note from HR at my desk :3

[Anonymous No.20157656]

I have an ice maker now (no buli) so I've been chomping on refreshish delicious ice for the last 2 hours

[Anonymous No.20158086]

>>20157656
your iron levels are low and you're pregnant

[Anonymous No.20159251]

>>20148565
nothing

[Anonymous No.20159297]

Baked beans and a black coffee.

[Anonymous No.20159595]

>>20158086
I'm actually a man btw but thanks for your genuine concern anon. It really means alot in these trying times under lord groggy Joe.

[Anonymous No.20159600]

>>20159595
i can help you with your iron levels, with around 2.59 ± 0.21 mg/kg.

[Anonymous No.20160044]

>>20158086
Based pica understander

[Anonymous No.20161787]

a cherry poptart at the start of work

[Anonymous No.20161792]

>>20148565
I ate the souls of my dead enemies.

[Anonymous No.20162666]

>>20148565
Cough syrup and tea with honey for my sore throat.

[Anonymous No.20162685]

>>20151987
Behold a challenger appears

[Anonymous No.20162693]

>>20149304
>>20148565
A clementine, my darling clementine...

[Anonymous No.20162715]

same as every day. banana and sardines

[Anonymous No.20162726]

>>20148565
Same thing I have every morning

[Anonymous No.20162754]

sipping my second cup of coffee, about to light second ciggie, also I had to take some painkillers

[Anonymous No.20162869]

>>20148565
A portion of rice, a portion of reheated yangnyeom chicken and milk coffee.

[Anonymous No.20162960]

>>20148565
Scrambled eggs with spinach and mushrooms but I overloaded it with mushrooms and I didn't like it.

[Anonymous No.20162967]

>>20162754
add a shot of whiskey and you have a party going

[Anonymous No.20162984]

>>20148565
Two potatoes, a glass of kefir and like six slices of salo

[Anonymous No.20163378]

>>20148565
I had an apple, half of a grapefruit, and 2 sausages

[Anonymous No.20163481]

Homemade blueberry scone
Yogurt
Tea

[Anonymous No.20163588]

Bacon sandwich
Coffee

[Anonymous No.20163636]

>>20148565
3 or 4 eggs i dont remember

[Anonymous No.20165357]

>>20148565
2 cups of coffee, no sugars nor sweeteners

[Anonymous No.20165545]

>>20148565
A hardboiled egg and a bagel with cream cheese. Also cup of black coffee.

[Anonymous No.20165557]

>>20148565
30g protein shake. then chicken noodle soup. then a salad and a lot of other shit.

[Anonymous No.20165577]

>>20148565
>milkshake overflowing and dripping down the glass
DIE

[Anonymous No.20166025]

>>20148565
Oatmeal with semi-skimmed milk and liquid artificial sweetener.
>Yes, I'm a fattie.

[Anonymous No.20166108]

>>20157603
how thick is your HR's mustache?

[Anonymous No.20166824]

>>20163481
What brand of yogurt is this? Is it tasty?

[Anonymous No.20166825]

>>20148565
a protein bar and a couple of a fag and some chocolate

[Anonymous No.20166833]

>>20148565
Three sandwiches

[Anonymous No.20166842]

>>20148565
Sushi (tuna rolls) and a half moon cookie.
>>20148664
Great choice, very nutritious.
>>20148684
Zing!

[Anonymous No.20167956]

Ham and provolone sandwich on homemade white bread

[Anonymous No.20169224]

>>20151987

[Anonymous No.20169228]

>toasted Vogel's
>Avocado with lemon juice, salt, smoked paprika
>Sliced tomato and Tabasco
>Fried eggs on top
Got a double yolker, was pretty sick.

[Anonymous No.20169233]

4 eggs medium and 5 bacons
Handful of vitamins
32oz cofeve