I eat most of my meals on my bed

[Anonymous No.20147954]

And I want some sort of tray to help prevent stains to my sheets. I would like a plastic one. Got any good suggestions?

[Anonymous No.20147962]

I do this too. I just take my robe and flip it over and use that to cover my lap, then shake it off outside. Keeps my sheets clean.

[Anonymous No.20147963]

>>20147954
The lighting made them look much darker than they actually are, I flipped em over and that helps a little

[Anonymous No.20147967]

>>20147963
What am I looking at here

[Anonymous No.20147973]

>>20147962
What kind of robe to you use? A bathrobe? I typically eat on my side, sitting like that and eating seems awkward

[Anonymous No.20147974]

>>20147954
>>20147963
Keto was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.20147980]

>>20147967
2 sausages, 2 hot dogs, and a hunk of cheese, maybe Gouda, I forgot. I left them under the broiler a little bit longer than I normally would have, but it crisped up the casing really nicely

[Anonymous No.20147982]

>>20147973
Yeah, just my bathrobe. I just sit on the edge of the bed and cover my lap with it. Got my tablet off to the side to watch youtube with while I eat, and a cup of water that even if a little spills the robe is thick enough to absorb it just fine. I used to eat in my recliner but when I got a new leather one it's too nice to spill food on so I moved over to the bed. I eat pretty fast so sitting upright for 10 minutes isn't a big deal. If I eat something really messy like tacos I sit on the floor and use the footrest as a table.

[Anonymous No.20147983]

>>20147974
Maybe, for you

[Anonymous No.20147988]

>>20147982
I haven’t tried eating on the floor yet, I’ll have to try that

[Anonymous No.20148018]

>>20147988
As long as your carpet's clean it's fine I feel. I take my pants off first, more so I don't spill anything on them, and just vacuum up the crumbs later. I have a little couch pillow I use to sit on too so it's more comfortable.

[Anonymous No.20148033]

>>20147954
>>20147963

[Anonymous No.20148061]

>>20148033
That looks really nice. Now I want one. Is it easy to clean?

[Anonymous No.20148123]

OP here, anyone got a recommendation for a folding tray for someone that weighs a little over 500 pounds?
To be more specific, I actually weigh 972 pounds. I'm tired of putting 14 or 15 trays on my belly and seeing a couple of them spill their contents onto my bed
I haven't cleaned my bed in 19 years, and I want to prevent it from smelling even worse than it already does
I am a victim of white cisgender male supremacy

[Anonymous No.20148136]

>>20148061
Yes

[Anonymous No.20148201]

>>20147954
Am I really going to be the first person to ask why dont you eat at the table like a normal person? God, your parents didnt discipline you enough.

[Anonymous No.20148222]

>>20148201
This poor cretin is just seeking attention, don't give it to them

[Anonymous No.20148235]

>>20148201
I eat most of my meals at my desk, but I'm in a PhD program and thus miserable and alone.

[Anonymous No.20148267]

>>20147954
I use a 10 x 10 tarp

[Anonymous No.20148531]

>>20147954
If you’re near an IKEA the smula 20x14 plastic tray is pretty sturdy and only $3

>>20148235
Looks kind of comfy, GL with your studies bro!

[Anonymous No.20148868]

>>20147954
I use a chopping board that is just for balancing my plate

[Anonymous No.20148873]

>>20147954
Ikea has a solid looking wooden tray with handles. You can find cateria style plastic trays at the dollar store

Have some fruits and vegetables

[Anonymous No.20150781]

>>20148235
just finished mine. i remember being miserable but i can't imagine having been alone. i made some of the best friends of my life in my program. getting through the whole ordeal without them would have been a lot more difficult.

[Anonymous No.20151103]

>>20150781
I'm technically not "alone" since I'm tall and pretty trim and still have hair, so young girls like me plenty. I just can't keep up with them anymore so they get bored fairly quickly. I made plans to meet with a 22 year old senior tonight, but I can't hack it. I'm too tired. I've spent all day drinking hot toddies and writing. I started during covid, so there's no cohort to speak of plus I'm older than the usual PhD student anyway. Covid wiped us out and the only reason I'm here is for some job security.

[Anonymous No.20151141]

>>20148201
I do not have a kitchen no dining room table. i eat at my desk or in the living room with a pillow on my lap with a dish-cloth or hand towel on it.
Just like my grandparents did. I think i use one of their cushions sometimes.

[Anonymous No.20151144]

>>20147954
What is the butter for, fat fuck? Sausages have enough fat on their own already.

[Anonymous No.20151147]

>>20151141
nor*

[Anonymous No.20151314]

>>20148201
>at the table
Are you a mormon or something? Who the fuck actually still does this? What year do you think it is grandpa? Everyone eats either on the couch, at their desk, or in bed.

[Anonymous No.20151353]

I do the same, sometimes I use a towel. But I have no intention of ever having a female inside my domicile.

[Anonymous No.20151373]

>>20147954
now *this* is boydinner.

[Anonymous No.20151376]

I had one of these growing up, I was only allowed to eat with it in the living room when I was using my bulky asthma nebulizer though

[Anonymous No.20152589]

>>20147954
What about a cafeteria tray like they have at KFC?

[Anonymous No.20154477]

>>20148201
not everyone has a dedicated food table. inb4 2024 yeh it is what it is lad

[Anonymous No.20154492]

>>20147954
>I eat most of my meals on my bed
You must be TLC levels of obese. Is one side of the bed the dining room and the other side the bathroom or is it just winged at the moment depending which direction you're facing?

[Anonymous No.20154570]

>>20147954
>dookie and a stick of butter
imagine the brabs

[Anonymous No.20154583]

>>20147954
When I used to eat one meal a day late at night, I'd eat in my bed and fall asleep before I finished the meal. One day I woke up with food all over my laptop keyboard. Be careful anon..

[Anonymous No.20154621]

i can't even think of a time i've eaten in bed unless I was super fucking drunk and brought a snack to pass out with
that's disgusting
taking off your pants because you're gonna spill? imagine if you just used a table that existed between the plate and your lap
holy this thread is the sadest thing I've seen in ages or a fantastic effort by the community to troll

[Anonymous No.20154624]

>>20147954

I eat in bed. It's a bit of a bad habit but whatever I do it often enough. I had a really messy girlfriend once and I took a big piece of cardboard and cut a girlfriend-sized-hole about 200 degree around her. I called it her "tray" as part of a shaming mechanism to stop her from being a messy eater. It kind of worked shaming her, but it also worked keeping things clean. We had crazy monkey sex and loved/hated each other every day. Probably fucked 5 times a day for a year despite us both having full time jobs. As you can imagine it didn't work out.

I still do miss her sometimes

[Anonymous No.20154639]

>>20147954
That's disgusting. If you live like this it's no wonder you're alone.
>uh yeah babe let me just shake out the cheeto dust and crumbs before we lay on the bed

[Anonymous No.20154816]

>>20154624
Based so long as she was fat which seems likely

[Anonymous No.20154969]

>>20147954
steal a tray from the next fast food place you go to. steal two if you have somebody else with you that has the balls.
they don't give a shit either way. used to do this to acquire rolling trays

[Anonymous No.20154978]

>>20148061
they are for sick, dying, and old people. or all 3. my mom used one for a while, you can not cut shit on it without it moving all over preventing the cutting, but as long as your stuff is prepared to eat like pre-cut or a sandwich or something it's fine. they do break though. also you can get one with white top so you can write little notes on them with erasable markers

[Anonymous No.20154984]

>>20147988
an entire country eats while sitting on the floor on pillows and your fat ass hasn't even bothered to try it

[Anonymous No.20155213]

>>20151376
nerd.

[Anonymous No.20155218]

I just eat standing in the kitchen and then move on to the next qued task

[Anonymous No.20157221]

>>20155218
I'd suggest you queue up the task of learning to spell, retard

[Anonymous No.20157230]

>>20148222
>them

[Anonymous No.20157243]

This thread is like a fever dream

[Anonymous No.20157246]

>>20148201
>UH OH IM NOT IN THE DESIGNATED AREA FOR THIS ACTIVITY!!!

[Anonymous No.20157441]

>>20151141
>>20154477
Seriously though you should have a table of some sort for dining. Can't imagine leaving a good impression on a girl if I didn't have one. Make them feel more security in you knowing you have at least basic necessities like a fucking table

[Anonymous No.20157488]

>>20157441
i don’t have a table and my gf is pregnant
maybe stop fucking loser bitches with wack priorities

[Anonymous No.20157562]

>>20147967
it looks like sausages that were fried, or baked without scoring their skins.

[Anonymous No.20157605]

>>20148033
I need one of these fr.

[Anonymous No.20157650]

>>20147954
Just buy a platter if you're going to eat like a pig from a through.

[Anonymous No.20157661]

>>20147954
everywhere