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Anonymous Sat Jan 27 04:57:47 2024 No.20145240 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me, drinking regular beta cuck water
>Live a mundane life, searching for something extraordinary
>Discover the fizzy elixir of life, Topo Chico
>Realize it's not just a drink, it's a passion, an obsession
>Spend nights arranging Topo Chico bottles in heart shapes
>Take long walks in the moonlight, bottle in hand
>Write love letters to Topo Chico, expressing undying affection
>Friends think I've lost it, but they just don't understand the sparkling magic
>Develop a ritual – candlelit dinners with Topo Chico as the main course
>Create a shrine of empty bottles, each one a testament my love for the fizzy god
>Whisper sweet nothings to the bubbles as they tickle my nose
>Plan a romantic getaway to the Topo Chico factory
>Imagine Topo Chico inside me
>One night, slowly fit a bottle in my ass
>Feel the effervescence of joy as I fart carbonated poo juice
>Friends stage an intervention, worried about my carbonated love affair
>Ignore their concerns, convinced that Topo Chico is my soulmate
>Get strange looks from the cashier buying another case of Topo Chico hard as a rock
>People talk, but I don't care
>Share tender moments, like sipping Topo Chico by the fireplace
>Consider legally changing my name to Topo Chico
>Friends plan an intervention 2.0, convinced I need professional help
>Ignore them, believing that our love will bubble over into eternity
>One day, surrounded by empty bottles, realize I might have taken it too far
>Friends and family stage a fizzyvention, urge me to seek therapy
>Begin to question my romantic entanglement with Topo Chico
>Start attending AA support groups, and leave out that the part that it was just the sparkling water
>Slowly wean myself off the sparkling elixir
>Got my six month chip the other day
>Reflect on the wild, carbonated love affair and the lessons learned

Anyone else get addicted to Topo Chico?

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