/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20137903]

The boilermaker of beer. Equivalent to pounding shots. Thread lightly, I shit you not. I am reduced to pouring a small amount into a shot glass and I still get fucked up after 4 or 5.

[Anonymous No.20137907]

>pouring a small amount into a shot glass

[Anonymous No.20137910]

>>20137903
Sierra Nevada atomic torpedo IPA is 9.2% ABV and doesn't make you look like marching band was the last time you experienced joy in your life.

[Anonymous No.20137919]

>>20137907
don't even care, shit is poison.

[Anonymous No.20137922]

Steel Reserve is still king of the mountain

[Anonymous No.20137935]

>>20137922
Natty Daddy waiting at Basecamp to put a pickaxe through your plastic bottle head.

[Anonymous No.20137937]

>>20137903
>9%
>equivalent to pounding shots
>9%
jesus christ you're a fucking pussy
most typical types of hard liquor are around 40%
in college dudebros would dare each other to drink straight everclear/bacardi (the 90-95% stuff)

[Anonymous No.20137940]

>>20137903
>9%
>I still get fucked up after 4-5

Yea no shit dumbass, that's a ton of alcohol. What is wrong with you people

[Anonymous No.20137943]

>>20137903
I found pic related at the store
It tastes no worse than other local 8-10% slop.
Two cans for me

[Anonymous No.20137952]

>>20137903
i like the orange juice one

[Anonymous No.20137954]

>>20137940
4-5 shots of beer. Not 4-5 cans.

[Anonymous No.20137956]

>>20137937
Idk man even when I was the most intuned with the , those voodoo Rangers fucked me up proper. Some of my sloppiest moments were fueled by those fuckers

[Anonymous No.20137957]

>>20137903
i used to get these two for six at the jewel by my work and drink them walking the tunnels between grand and division in wintertime. was kino

[Anonymous No.20137961]

>>20137935
ill stomp on ur 24 oz can jack

[Anonymous No.20137979]

>>20137903
They're not 2 for $5.50 anymore.

[Anonymous No.20137984]

it's not my favorite stout but it's what I go for when I wanna get drunk

sierra nevada's narwhal stout and lagunita's imperial stout are both better but I can't find either in my area anymore

[Anonymous No.20137996]

>>20137903
I was big into them for a few months because 2 could get me pretty drunk but after awhile all of the flavors just taste like four loko and became undrinkable. I do still fuck around with sour monkey tall boys from time to time though

[Anonymous No.20138002]

>>20137903
These were how I learned to drink IPAs. For a while there, a 6 pack was only $8 and they had the same amount of alcohol as a 12 pack.

[Anonymous No.20138010]

>>20137954
you get "fucked up" after ten ounces (being generous) of 9% alcohol?
am I more alcoholic than I thought or are you a baby bird

[Anonymous No.20138018]

>>20138010
10 ounces of 9% beer is roughly equivalent to 2 cans of light beer haha

[Anonymous No.20138029]

[Anonymous No.20138064]

>>20138029
what's that, a dead liver?

[Anonymous No.20138091]

>>20138029
yummy

[Anonymous No.20138127]

>>20137943
that's pretty much the limit for beer. there's a great pub in york called the house of the trembling madness that sells a variety of stuff up to about 18%, including yard glasses.

[Anonymous No.20138129]

>>20138064
cirrhosis.
you can live with it if it's caught very early and you quit drinking altogether. but most end up needing a liver transplant.

[Anonymous No.20138131]

>>20138064
Yes. Killed by the Voodoo Ranger himself.

[Anonymous No.20138281]

>>20137903
>>20137943
>>20137984
Still not worse than four loko. And I say this as a guy that used to drink 6-8 hurricanes a day.

[Anonymous No.20138308]

Is everyone on this board homeless?

[Anonymous No.20138316]

>>20138308
What makes you say that

[Anonymous No.20138320]

>>20137903
First time I had a can of this it hit me like a box of bricks. Not so much anymore because I am a professional alcoholic but I remember those first few cans fondly.

[Anonymous No.20138331]

>>20137903
Nigga what? I used to drink this and pair it with my dinner.
You are not an alcoholic.
Tonight I was drinking cheap piss beer. Ive had four of those and eight shots of liquor. Had to take it easy because I have work tomorrow

[Anonymous No.20138342]

>>20137903
Everything is IPA nowadays, give me a Larger.

[Anonymous No.20138348]

>>20137903
9%'s maybe not average strong beer territory, but tripels usually hover in the 8-10 range, and quads don't feel right at all if they're not at least 9%. 600mL of this would be like two pints of regular beer. I'd be hard pressed to drink this faster than I could drink two pints of lager unless it was very cold.

[Anonymous No.20138358]

>>20138127
Kveiks are at a point where they can get consistently decent results around 15% right? Hmm... I think I need to hit the drawing board.

[Anonymous No.20138368]

>>20138316
Because that bullshit is like the GO-TO for homeless alcoholics. They cleaned up a homeless encampment by my job and they were using the boxes those things come in as wallpaper/roofing material, and a whole bunch of cans scattered all over the place, which didn't make any sense to me because can't you recycle the cans for redemption value?

It's literally homeless drunk liver killing beer which seems to have replaced malt liquor.

[Anonymous No.20138373]

>>20138368
>It's literally homeless drunk liver killing beer which seems to have replaced malt liquor.
You are wrong. It's too expensive.

[Anonymous No.20138378]

>>20138368
It tastes a lot better than malt liquor but it definitely isn't as cheap.

[Anonymous No.20138400]

>>20138373
They steal it bro. To save money we rented an office in a piece of shit neighborhood and ALL of the liquor stores and markets have armed guards and if there's even a drop of alcohol then it's locked up, but one of the cops was telling us that they just take bolt cutters and cut the locks off while a few bums harass the guard. A few weeks ago a Korean liquor store owner down the street painted his walls with one of their brains using a 12 gauge. Once our lease is up we're moving, but then so are all those businesses, so get ready because they're coming to a neighborhood near you.

[Anonymous No.20138405]

>>20138400
I want to see your big rough hands firmly planted on my pale, shaven femboy ass cheeks.

[Anonymous No.20138422]

>>20137903
This one is better, still bitter but not obnoxiously so, juicy but not straight up beer OJ like Juice Force, the most well balanced strong beer I've found so far

[Anonymous No.20138427]

>>20137903
did you just turn 18 or what

[Anonymous No.20138435]

>>20137954
Oh well I guess that's different. You ever hear of wine? Probably a lot more enjoyable to drink than this shit. Unless you're poverty maxxing, at the rate you drink you'll be saving money no matter what you do.

[Anonymous No.20138441]

>>20138400
That's just the price of dismantling racist instutitions, get used to it chud. Getting a gun won't help you either, we're going to ban those soon and then YOU'LL be the one with a pig's boot on your neck, fascist.

[Anonymous No.20138556]

the six packs are good bang for the buck unless you go somewhere that marks up prices on shit

[Anonymous No.20138566]

these are the best bang for your buck if you want to get fucking wasted and not have a terrible hang over with 40oz or plastic bottle liquor. What sucks is people are catching on so a lot of times when I go to the store they're out of voodoo rangers, its happens more than you think. a employee at the corner store told me some guy comes in and buy 12 of them for the week and thats why sometimes they're out

[Anonymous No.20138583]

>>20138566
Yeah, given the ABV, you get a 12 pack for the price of a 6er.

[Anonymous No.20138617]

>>20138368
>that bullshit is like the GO-TO for homeless alcoholics
It's cheap, good enough, and gets you buzzed. I make a comfortable amount myself and always get shit tier tallboys as long as it's high ABV. Never liked scotch, wine is too acidic to drink more than a couple glasses, cheap vodka tastes like acetone, and 'good' beer simply costs more than I'm willing to pay per alcohol unit. It is literally the perfect thing for me as someone in a high earning bracket. Homeless people aren't the only ones that like cheap stuff.
> liver killing beer
Drinking anything excessively will kill your liver, even the purest, most expensive fine liquor.

[Anonymous No.20138625]

>>20137903
theres a belgian beer called Gulden draak being sold near me that is like 12 or 13%

[Anonymous No.20138626]

isnt this like normal beer in germany?

[Anonymous No.20138654]

>>20138441
I at no time expressed any disconcert about the homeless drunks, theft, or encampment. I help people find affordable housing through government subsidized programs as well as group homes for the disabled who have become wards of the state, and I also help run a charity that cooks healthy meals for people that don't have the means to cook it themselves (you can't buy cooked food with EBT.) So don't get preachy with me asshole.

[Anonymous No.20138661]

>>20138654
>small business owner
Chud status: confirmed. No amount of "charity" will save you from the consequences of exploiting marginalized people, enjoy getting review bombed to bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.20138662]

>>20138654
i don't really have a direction in my life. everyone expects me to be some software engineer or coder like my dad and brother, but im a bad study and the thought of typing on a keyboard for a living isn't really getting my rocks off. i do better when im on my feet you know.
what I'm trying to say is, I like that you help people, and im looking for a job. do you have any positions open? i promise ill do my best

[Anonymous No.20138675]

homeless here drink pic rel less than 2€ for 5dl

[Anonymous No.20138683]

>>20138675
It even has a cool picture of a boat

[Anonymous No.20138695]

>>20137956
Hops is a natural sedative and is so closely related to weed that you can crossbreed the plants

[Anonymous No.20138700]

>>20138654
>I at no time expressed any disconcert about the homeless drunks, theft, or encampment.
So you don't think it's a problem?
> I help people find affordable housing through government subsidized programs as well as group homes for the disabled who have become wards of the state, and I also help run a charity that cooks healthy meals for people that don't have the means to cook it themselves (you can't buy cooked food with EBT.)
So you just feed these people and give them taxpayer-funded housing that they turn into drug dens just so another retard like you can be paid tax money to fix it up for the next one? Damn, you're really helping bro. Shuffling around actual people's money to make their communities worse.
>don't get preachy with me
You started here by complaining about cheap beer because bums like it. Then you lamented your "shithole" neighborhood full of junkie bums. Now you're claiming to be a saint or some shit. If this is a troll then it's a very effective one, I hope none of the things you wrote are true.

[Anonymous No.20138712]

>>20138700
It's the hypocrisy required to operate within the horseshit society full of malignant petty assholes that is the average Democrat run city.

[Anonymous No.20138717]

>>20138127
>that's pretty much the limit for beer.
Eisbock would like to have a word with you
Eisbock can average anywhere from 15-30%, the super-strong ones are over 40%

[Anonymous No.20138724]

>>20137984
Based alesmith enjoyer

[Anonymous No.20138732]

honestly if you're getting the tallboy you're losing money that's like $4 where you can get six of them for like $13. not to mention anyone stocking voodoo ranger will have the 100 different juice force options right next to it. now if you're really looking for a bang for the buck i think some of the juice force series goes above 10% and it only costs like a dollar more than the standard voodoo ranger

[Anonymous No.20138737]

>>20137903
I’m convinced they put something else in it to fuck people up. It does not feel like 9%. 4 loko 11% doesn’t even get me as fucked up as one of these. Someone please explain.

[Anonymous No.20138741]

>>20138737
4 loko is just fent and cool aids. a high alcohol content beer is a completely different concoction

[Anonymous No.20138742]

>>20138737
do people still drink 4 loko?

[Anonymous No.20138752]

>>20138742
yes. the streetwalker alcoholics drink all of that shit. there's an entire half of the beer cooler you don't understand

[Anonymous No.20138758]

>>20138675
MAXIMATOR

[Anonymous No.20138761]

>>20137903
it takes two bottles of 15%+ wine for me to get tipsy. what kinda babies are getting wasted on beer??

[Anonymous No.20138788]

>>20137903
>store fucked up the pricing
>was buying rocket fuel for nearly nothing
god I miss it

[Anonymous No.20138856]

Poopoo Cringer blows ass, fuck you

[Anonymous No.20138860]

>>20137956
>>20138695
Beer drunk seems to last longer to me than spirts drunk. Like with spirts you feel like you are racing to get to the highs and lows but beer is a more mellow ride

[Anonymous No.20138864]

Thank fuck these IPAs are only like 60 cents or a buck more than a steelie, they make me look like a hipster instead of a drunk

[Anonymous No.20138876]

>>20138566
But the only people that buy those plastic liqour bottles are hobos who are raging alcoholics. Also you need something to mix it with if you are not a bum

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9Eczya079KQ

[Anonymous No.20138877]

>>20137903
For me, it’s Smirnoff Ice Smash
2 tall boys for $8, 8% ABV

[Anonymous No.20138890]

>>20138877
don't drink that shit dude just mix some drinks or drink high alcohol volume beer

[Anonymous No.20138896]

>>20138890
600 calories of beer vs 300 calories of sludge

[Anonymous No.20138899]

>>20138675
based amsterdam enjoyer

[Anonymous No.20138907]

>>20138896
so just get some vodka and squeeze a lime. don't drink the sludge lol

[Anonymous No.20138916]

>>20138907
If I get the vodka, I’ll drink way more than the equivalent of 2 tall boys
There’s a strategy here, anon

[Anonymous No.20138928]

>>20137956
I kind of know what you mean
I drink higher abv stuff all the time but the first time I bought a 12 PK of VR imperial I got blackout drunk and woke up with some apologizing to do
I think they put something extra in it

[Anonymous No.20139212]

>>20138675
Maximator is vile

[Anonymous No.20139218]

>>20138129
>but most end up needing a liver transplant.
No need. I want to did early. Fuck living past 55 in this clownworld.

[Anonymous No.20139261]

>>20137903
ive switched to white claw surge, so much easier to drink

[Anonymous No.20139271]

>>20139212
almost certain it's not the taste they're after

[Anonymous No.20139280]

>>20138127
Beer yeast can handle more than 10% if you know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.20139285]

>>20139261
ywnbaw (or a real man for that matter)

[Anonymous No.20139286]

>>20138899
>GOUT INTENSE

[Anonymous No.20139290]

>>20139286
Û

[Anonymous No.20139294]

>>20139285
chugging fattening beer just to get druk is not manly, its kinda cringe

[Anonymous No.20139298]

>>20139294
>220 calories per 16 oz can
being a fat tranny is even more cringe

[Anonymous No.20139309]

>>20139298
im neither fat or a trap, doing what you want without caring about peoples opinions is probably the manliest thing u can do

[Anonymous No.20139313]

I used to enjoy strong beers like this when I was younger but now that I'm in my mid 30s the hangovers have gotten brutal so I switched to lighter beers and the devil's lettuce

[Anonymous No.20139317]

>>20139309
keep telling yourself that young lady

[Anonymous No.20139327]

>>20139286
>taste like rust and endives

[Anonymous No.20139342]

>>20137903
I used to drink a lot of strong beers but I don't really like them that much anymore, part of the appeal of beer is that you can drink a lot of it without getting totally devastated. If I want something stronger I'll get wine or spirits.

[Anonymous No.20139370]

>>20137903
I drink 1 of these 16oz higher abv beers (not this one because its shit) every day with dinner and feel nothing

[Anonymous No.20139372]

>>20139370
>only one beer
get a load of this lightweight

[Anonymous No.20139384]

>>20137903
just drink 47% gin like a real man, faggot

[Anonymous No.20139396]

>>20138091

[Anonymous No.20139400]

>>20137954
So you can't even finish one fucking beer? Just switch to juice boxes you little baby

[Anonymous No.20139410]

9.9% and BOGO at Publix this past week
I got 8 six packs

[Anonymous No.20139436]

>>20139372
>lightweight
Yeah staying that way is basically the plan.

[Anonymous No.20139444]

>>20138860
Try looking for a Hopped Whiskey

[Anonymous No.20139447]

>>20138916
Could you finish a 1 gallon bottle of Goose in a day? (Yes, they actually makes them in that size)

[Anonymous No.20139464]

>>20138717
Eisbock is "ice fermented" like applejack until it's 1.5-2x strength. The strongest yeasts struggle to survive an 18% ethanol environment.

[Anonymous No.20140100]

>>20139464
"Ice fermented" isn't a thing, it's freeze distilled.

[Anonymous No.20140291]

>>20139384
You can't get liquor past like 8pm or before 6am. A.k.a drinking time

[Anonymous No.20140352]

>>20138761
>it takes the equivalent of 3/4 of a bottle of vodka to get me tipsy
You are a massive medical outlier on his last few years, comparing yourself to everyoene else is just stupid.

[Anonymous No.20140359]

>>20139447
NTA but no, I can't. However, I would still likely drink more. So I only buy alcohol that I'm drinking that night, no more.

[Anonymous No.20140360]

>>20140100
Sorry, ESL moment. Glad you got what I meant.

[Anonymous No.20140361]

>>20139218
It's not like you just drop dead peacefully at 55. You still have to go through 10-20 years of shit-tier life constantly needing medical support.

[Anonymous No.20140366]

i drank six natty daddy tallboys yesterday

[Anonymous No.20140395]

>>20138675
unironically the definitive worst beer ive ever had

[Anonymous No.20140445]

>>20137922
I'm more a Hurricane kind of guy

[Anonymous No.20140458]

>>20140366
why

[Anonymous No.20140478]

>>20138129
Man this is saying if I drank like 15 drinks a week for ~20 years I would have 18% chance of developing cirrhosis?!!

[Anonymous No.20140640]

>>20140458
what do you mean "why?"?

[Anonymous No.20141005]

finally had enough of daily drinking (pint of titos and a sixer of high life but i never finished the sixer) and went to the doc to get some gaba and prozac. been off the booze since. so nice to wake up in the morning without crippling anxiety and BP high enough to power a boiler

[Anonymous No.20141046]

>>20137979
this
also, while not the worst IPA, its still too bitter

[Anonymous No.20141059]

>>20140361
Fentanyl is cheap and plentiful. There is no need for anyone to suffer.

[Anonymous No.20142200]

>>20140478
yep