/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20135369]

ITT: Impractical cookware

[Anonymous No.20135374]

>>20135369
Highly, highly impractical, but will get the job done. And you'll have sex. Which, depending on your wife, can be a good thing.

[Anonymous No.20135385]

>>20135369
I dont like when my sunny side eggs form one blob so this would help me

[Anonymous No.20135386]

>>20135385

[Anonymous No.20135405]

>>20135386

[Anonymous No.20135408]

>>20135369
Might get you laid.
>>20135374
Are both participants white and looking to have children? Also, both participants mentally stable?
>>20135385
Just cut them apart with a spatula.

[Anonymous No.20135412]

>>20135408
>Are both participants white and looking to have children?
Go back

[Anonymous No.20135428]

>>20135374
>>20135408
I can get laid if I get the heart-shaped pan?

[Anonymous No.20135430]

>>20135428
Can't say for sure, but it doesn't hurt.

[Anonymous No.20135431]

>>20135428
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n6P0SitRwy8

[Anonymous No.20135433]

>>20135385
it would still be a blob though?

[Anonymous No.20135435]

>>20135428
you? no, probably not

[Anonymous No.20135438]

>>20135369
Dad got me a stovetop sandwich maker for Christmas. I appreciate the gesture of course, but that shit is probably the most retarded gizmo I've ever fucking seen. You can just make one in a normal pan and you'd have less shit to wash afterwards.

[Anonymous No.20135440]

>>20135428
*might*, not will.
>>20135412
"No."

[Anonymous No.20135441]

>>20135433
it would be split so each egg is its own blob

[Anonymous No.20135442]

>>20135369
$150 is a lot to pay for a pan, but it's not a lot to pay for pussy.

[Anonymous No.20135444]

>>20135438
Agreed it's not great, but cherish your famalam. At some point, they won't be there. Hopefully far off.

[Anonymous No.20135446]

>>20135408
>Are both participants white and looking to have children?
YWNTAW
(You Will Never Touch A Woman)

[Anonymous No.20135508]

>>20135369
if my bf bought this i would wanna fuck him more

[Anonymous No.20135836]

I would imagine that's more for baking.

[Anonymous No.20135983]

>>20135446

[Anonymous No.20135993]

>>20135430
It would be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.20137262]

>>20135993
you should see a doctor about that

[Anonymous No.20137431]

[Anonymous No.20137438]

>>20135369
Showed my 6yo daughter and she literally went OHHHHHWWWWWW

[Anonymous No.20137567]

>>20137431
Has anyone here tried cooking with a gun before? I think you could probably cook bacon on a barrel.

[Anonymous No.20137573]

>>20137567
It's america, Jack. If it involves a gun, it's been done.

[Anonymous No.20137687]

It's very cute. Someone I love bought me an even better Le Creuset but we were already having daily sex.

[Anonymous No.20137700]

>>20137567
>>20137573
Yeah people have cooked bacon and other meats using things like machine guns and suppressors
Nobody's going to fuck up a WWI-era artillery Luger with a stock and trommel mag that's fucking sacrilege

[Anonymous No.20138763]

>>20137687
If I buy a girl a Le Creuset do you think I can start having daily sex?

[Anonymous No.20138794]

>>20138763
It would be very painful.

[Anonymous No.20139075]

>>20138794
he's a big guy

[Anonymous No.20139208]

>>20137262
You're a big guy

[Anonymous No.20139977]

>>20138794
I'm trying to fuck a girl, not the Le Creuset.

[Anonymous No.20141208]

>>20137431
Would.

[Anonymous No.20141283]

>>20139977
For her. You're a big guy.

[Anonymous No.20141305]

>>20138763
I most appreciated the handmade gifts he gave me so you should go with that instead.

[Anonymous No.20141320]

>>20141305
Can you give some good examples of handmade gifts to give? Would she like some origami? I could probably figure out how to do origami.

[Anonymous No.20142085]

>>20137438
That's also the sound she made when I put my penis in her

[Anonymous No.20142090]