/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20132803]

We do McDonald's a little different here in Germany, Hoss.

[Anonymous No.20132807]

>>20132803
Seems like it would be hard to eat, like one of the sausages would roll out when you take a bite.

[Anonymous No.20132811]

>>20132803
are those corn chips
seems like it would be a mess to eat. I don't mind though

[Anonymous No.20132817]

>>20132803
There's a reason sausages are served on a long roll. This fucker will be all over the place.

[Anonymous No.20132819]

>>20132811
It's onions

[Anonymous No.20132840]

>>20132819
in that case I'd use a kung fu grip on that fucker, one in each hand even

[Anonymous No.20132848]

>Der Nürnburger Prozesse

[Anonymous No.20132854]

>>20132803
Makes more sense as a snack wrap.

[Anonymous No.20132874]

>>20132807
>>20132817
>turbomongs have never eaten a sausage barm
>lack basic physical coordination

[Anonymous No.20132890]

>>20132803
The best thing about german Maccas is permanent availability of the McRib.

[Anonymous No.20132895]

>>20132807
How softly do you bite your food? post your teeth.

[Anonymous No.20132896]

>>20132874
bratwurst/sausage buns and rolls were invented for a reason

[Anonymous No.20133001]

>>20132807
They generally pull the fillings forward and push the top bun back when taking these pics to make it look like you get more meat. The sausages are pretty well contained within the bun on the real thing.

[Anonymous No.20133003]

>>20132896
you get your classic drei im weggla in a round breadroll (weggla) in franconia

[Anonymous No.20133006]

>>20133001

[Anonymous No.20133039]

>>20133003
I speak English, Spanish, and French. No lobotomized gibberish.

[Anonymous No.20133081]

>>20133039
That's just Frankonian. To put this into perspective, this is the most famous Frankonian.

[Anonymous No.20133096]

>>20133081
>all that trash lying around despite having 4 trash bins
>poverty mobile wearing a sombrero
>metal gate to keep out feral niggers
do americans really

[Anonymous No.20133107]

>>20132803
Why do you call mcchickens chicken burgers and have an overgrown thing called McChicken
Is it so you can be like oh mein gotta that American tourist is so fat he ordered two mcchickens while you charge them ten euros when they thought they were getting a small meal

[Anonymous No.20133111]

>>20132874
Food is for eating, not developing skillets for

[Anonymous No.20133206]

>>20133081
Was für Gschmarri ridst du über mich, du glanner Graddler? Du wassd fei scho, dass ich der aller Schensde wor bei die Glubb Uldras, und bei einiche Brügelein hinderm Frangnschdadion dabei wor, und hab offiziel über 300 Färder badschd. Ich bin drenierd im hinderfodzigen neibrigln und bin der besde im Seidla schmeißn in ganz Nemberch. Für mich bisd du nix anderschd als des nägsde Opfer. Ich gib dir a Rennschelln, dassdn Berch nauf bremsen mousd wie's auf derer Erdn nu kanner gsegn had, schreib's der af. Du glabsd du kannsd auf der Kerwa suwas zu mir sogn? Da deischd di fei, du Bflunzn. Während mir hier blaudern had mei Kumbl scho seine Schbezi kulld und glei is des Beggla Schelln aufgrissn, Seffdl. Des gibd su a drimmers Foddsn, dass dei Lehm rum is. Du ghärsd der Kadz, Alderla. Ich kann iberall sei, egol wann, und ich kann di auf über siemhunderd verschiedene Ardn abmurgsn, und des blous mid di Händ. Ned bloss, dass i drännierd bin im Wadschn verdeiln, i hab sogoar Zugriff auf des gesamde Invendar vom Nembercher Lochgefägnis und des wäri a benudsn dass I dei Gfries in ganz Middlfrangn nimmer sich, Fregger. Wenn du gwissd hädsd was fir almächdichn Gnadsch du dir oh dou hasd mit deim Arschgwaf, hädsd vielleichd di Babn ghaldn. Hasd ned kennd, hasd ned dou, und eds hasd dein Dreg, du drimmers Mahlaff. Der Wadschnbam fälld um und er wird di derschlohgn. Du hasds verradsd, Grischberlä.

[Anonymous No.20133212]

>>20133107
Chicken burgers have sweet chili sauce and not mayo like a mcchicken.

[Anonymous No.20133224]

>>20133206
Running this through google translate gets similar results to translating most Japanese. Is it actually just gibberish?

[Anonymous No.20133236]

>>20133224
It's a retarded sourherner dialect. Of course it's glibberish and no translater will understand it - even Germans have problems with it.

[Anonymous No.20133246]

its the navy seal copypasta

[Anonymous No.20133297]

>>20133096
>Americans
Get out newfafg

[Anonymous No.20133311]

>>20132807
Your bloodline will soon be extinct. How dysfunctional would you have to be that you can't use your hands in congress with you mouth to eat a sandwich with sausages on it?

[Anonymous No.20133394]

>>20133297
joke
your head

[Anonymous No.20134883]

>>20132854
gay ass libshit

[Anonymous No.20135425]

>>20133081
Cuantas idiomas hablas, you fat fuck?

[Anonymous No.20135427]

>>20132803
the cook was just following orders

[Anonymous No.20135447]

>>20132803
>german hamburger
>it's just a bunch of hot dogs in a hamburger bun

[Anonymous No.20135531]

>>20132803
>Der Nuremberger

[Anonymous No.20135647]

>>20132803
>>20132896
>that hard bread that scrapes the roof of our mouth as your struggle to take a bite without chipping your tooth
absolutely disgusting. McDonalds burger rolls are much better

[Anonymous No.20135720]

>>20135647
do you still have your milk teeth?

[Anonymous No.20136178]

>>20135647
>this where cutting the "crusts" off their sandwiches takes your kids
Grim

[Anonymous No.20136245]

>>20132803
Glei neimeddln.

[Anonymous No.20136418]

>>20132807
For me it's the "Bender in a bun"

[Anonymous No.20136448]

>>20132895
My teeth sort of fold back so the first few bites are mostly pressing down with my gums and trying to smash a piece off, and then once thay piece is secure in my mouth I start using the teeth to chop

[Anonymous No.20136628]

>>20132803
>Der Nuremberger

[Anonymous No.20136634]

>>20133206
Dangge Navy Seal.

[Anonymous No.20136639]

>>20133236
Its gorilla warfare meddlfranggne, you alien.

[Anonymous No.20136682]

>>20132803
yes we have similar sausage

[Anonymous No.20138540]

>>20132803
>ground meat
>ground meat, cylinder

[Anonymous No.20138547]

>>20132803
>Der Nuremburger

[Anonymous No.20138560]

>>20133394
>Merely pretending

[Anonymous No.20138818]

>>20135531
>>20136628
>>20138547
Why do you keep saying that?

[Anonymous No.20138905]

>>20132803
I grew up in Texas and that's something I would make if I didn't have much stuff to work with in the fridge or if I were drunk lol. I understand cultures are different but that picture makes me laugh.

[Anonymous No.20139105]

>>20138905
Can you buy nuernberger sausage in the states? Probably not right? They are the best with mashed potatoes and some sourkraut. Fuck i need this today

[Anonymous No.20139113]

>>20133081
What's Drachenlord up to these days?

[Anonymous No.20139168]

>>20139105
the sausage links at my local grocery have generic names like Italian sausage, smoked beef, smoked beef and pork. also it's common to put sauerkraut on generic beef wieners here. I would try out that dish though.

[Anonymous No.20139175]

>>20139113
Fantasizes of founding a nudist sex commune.

[Anonymous No.20139217]

>>20139168
Närnberger are just a small type of Bratwurst that are stronger seasoned with the addition of a ton of marjoram.

[Anonymous No.20139238]

>>20133001
>>20133006
>non-patronizing euro reply
you aren't real.

[Anonymous No.20139264]

>>20132803
What a terrible name for a burger. It reminds me of that trial.

[Anonymous No.20139281]

>>20133081
Man, I like a good laugh about a lolcow as much as the next guy but the trolls went kinda hard with this one.
KingCobra throws a fit when someone buys him a burger with no meat. If only he knew how mild and easy he's having it.

>>20139113
>>20139175
Last I heard he sold the house and bought a car intending to live in it. That was ages ago, though.

[Anonymous No.20139395]

>>20139281
Just run
https://drachenchronik.com/tag/kommune
Through a translator. The commune thing was no exaggeration (not that he's ever going to be able to make it a reality, mind you)

[Anonymous No.20139622]

>>20139175
>Drachenlord nudes

[Anonymous No.20139644]

>>20139622
> he doesn't know about the Drei Dildos in meinem Arsch video
GSLs are so lucky

[Anonymous No.20141258]

>>20132807
That's because you're supposed to slice them before putting them between hamburger buns. Europeans are primitive.

[Anonymous No.20141298]

>>20132803
Damn, Germany has changed a lot since I lived there. Back in my day we had to snap our brats into 3 pieces if we wanted it all in our kaiser roll.

[Anonymous No.20141387]

>>20132807
europeans are used to shoving 3 sausages in their mouth at a time

the women learn it by age 4, the boys by age 2

[Anonymous No.20141583]

>>20132803
That's great but it's no klarawagnerburger.

[Anonymous No.20142611]

yeah you do, hans

[Anonymous No.20142623]

>>20132874
>barm

[Anonymous No.20142695]

>>20132803
>Der Nuremburger

[Anonymous No.20142709]

>>20142695
Yes, Nuremberg is the English name for Nürnberg.
A Bavarian city known for their small bratwursts, their delicious wafer gingerbread, and hosting the Nuremberg trials.

[Anonymous No.20142723]

>>20132803
Anyone else here had the McRösti? First time I ate it I thought wtf is shit, but after having a second one I started to really like it. Too bad it's a limited time item and it's almost over.

[Anonymous No.20142727]

>>20132803
Why is German food so phallic?

[Anonymous No.20143247]

>>20139622
>he doesnt know about the fernfahrerfotz

[Anonymous No.20143251]

>>20136178
lmao

[Anonymous No.20143257]

>>20142727
we need to please the american occupying force.
thats why bartwurst at McD`s look like 3 black cocks shoved in some white guys ass crack

[Anonymous No.20143265]

>>20142723
i used to like them, but i abandoned them when they introduced the double royal käse :)
now if they made a double rösti i would try it again

[Anonymous No.20143271]

>>20143257
>>20142727
seek help