/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20124525]

what's anon's burger recipe?

[Anonymous No.20124578]

1 pound ground beef

1/2 cup seasoned bread crumbs

1/4 cup ketchup

1 teaspoon garlic powder

1/4 teaspoon onion powder

1/4 teaspoon salt

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

1 egg

1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

4 hamburger buns

lettuce

tomato

pickles

mustard

mayonnaise
Instructions:

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.

2. In a bowl, mix together the ground beef, bread crumbs, ketchup, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and black pepper.

3. In another bowl, whisk together the egg and Worcestershire sauce.

4. Mix the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients, and mix until well combined.

5. Form the mixture into four patties.

6. Bake in the oven for 20 minutes, or until fully cooked.

7. Serve on hamburger buns with lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard, and mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.20124600]

>>20124525
>go to McDonalds
>get a quarter pounder with cheese

[Anonymous No.20124606]

>>20124578
ketchup? fuck off

[Anonymous No.20124626]

>>20124606
ketchup haters are the antichrist

[Anonymous No.20124632]

>>20124606
>she doesn't have a problem with it being a meatloaf recipe rather than a burger one, just that there's ketchup
lmao

>>20124525
Take mince. Form patties. Fry in a pan.

[Anonymous No.20124637]

>>20124578
>All that shit
Nice meatloaf, nerd

[Anonymous No.20124641]

>>20124578
Very interesting. What’s the benefit to baking the burgers over grilling them? Or frying them I guess

[Anonymous No.20124649]

Why would I share my burger recipe when I could instead continue to make sweet love to your mother?

[Anonymous No.20124666]

>form 1/3 pound patties from 80/20 beef
>season with salt, pepper, and garlic powder (3-1-1) right before cooking
>grill medium-rare, flipping once
>serve on toasted bun of choice, with desired toppings and condiments
The only real rules about toppings and condiments is that toppings go ON TOP of the patty and cheese (if using), and the only thing on the bottom bun should be a fat based condiment. After that, pretty much anything goes, but for a "classic" burger, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles are essential.

[Anonymous No.20124767]

>>20124641
Nothing because that's a meatloaf recipe, not a burger recipe.

[Anonymous No.20124775]

>>20124578
>adding anything to patty except salt and pepper on the outside to finish
>breadcrumbs ffs
That's a meatloaf sandwich. And if you're salting your ground cow before cooking it's going to be dry.

[Anonymous No.20124777]

>>20124666
>The only real rules about toppings and condiments is that toppings go ON TOP of the patty and cheese (if using), and the only thing on the bottom bun should be a fat based condiment.
Enjoy your soggy bottom bun dipshit

[Anonymous No.20124780]

>>20124775
>And if you're salting your ground cow before cooking it's going to be dry.
I actually tested this and could tell no difference one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.20124786]

>>20124777
You are not very smart. I'm not even her, but using a "fat based confident" (no idea why she didn't just fucking say 'mayonnaise') will prevent a soggy bottom bun, actually, by creating a fat barrier water-based liquids, like meat juices or tomato run-off, can't penetrate. Remember that experiment from primary school with oil and water and how they don't mix? Same principle.

[Anonymous No.20124789]

>>20124786
>confident
lol
Fucking autocorrect. CONDIMENT.

[Anonymous No.20124793]

>>20124525
ground beef patties
bacon
swiss cheese
store bought onion crisps
dijon bbq sauce

I like to get those store-bought salad bags with the dressing, mix it up and use it as a topping.

[Anonymous No.20124796]

>>20124780
>I actually tested this and could tell no difference one way or the other.
Probably because your burgers are shit regardless.

>>20124786
>You are not very smart.
>>20124789
>Fucking autocorrect.

[Anonymous No.20124800]

>>20124786
Cheese on the bottom of the burger, against the bread, is objectively the best thing you can do. Keeping the cheese away from vegetables, and the cheese and bread will come together and form a grilled cheese effect. Putting your cheese against cold and wet vegetables should get you 5 to 10 years in prison imo

[Anonymous No.20124801]

these are great on burgers

[Anonymous No.20124804]

>>20124793
Practically everything about those burgers is repugnant, but your basic architecture is sound. This retard acting like chemistry is going to prevent a medium rare burger's juices from swamping his bottom bun piece is an absolute retard.

Lettuce on the BOTTOM is non-negotiable if you wish to prevent disaster.

[Anonymous No.20124806]

>>20124777
Is this really the level of bait we've sunken to on /ck/? Or a zoomers really just this retarded?

[Anonymous No.20124808]

>>20124804
The person who made this burger has correctly separated the cheese from the vegetables. Good job

[Anonymous No.20124827]

>>20124806
Now this >>20124804 is good bait. Calling another burger repugnant and then posting this abomination while talking about "sound architecture". Obvious bait is obvious, but you still almost got me.

[Anonymous No.20124828]

>>20124808
I don't usually approve of head lettuce because it can create an unstable burger as well as being slightly too moist. Leaf is better, but can have less-than-ideal textural issues. Best is bar none shredded Romaine, but you have to make sure you shred from mid-stalk and always shred fresh (NEVER BUY bagged shreds or you'll die a bug-chaser death like a Chipotle-eater)

[Anonymous No.20124838]

>>20124808
>better to put the hottest part of the entire burger directly on top of the vegetables
>melted cheese is still visibly covering vegetables
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.20124842]

>>20124828
finally, a burger made for people with my jaw structure

[Anonymous No.20124851]

>>20124838
This may blow your mind, but temperature dynamic is inevitable. McDonalds has tried to solve the "problem" of the patty cooking the veggies through technology but were stymied by hippie tree huggers.

The real solution is the obvious one: get your burgers hot and fresh and eat them immediately. Under no circumstances should you compromise your burger designs because you can't figure out that the lettuce obviously goes on the bottom

[Anonymous No.20124853]

>>20124828
>shredded lettuce

why not cabbage?

[Anonymous No.20124854]

>>20124853
Because it's not a fucking taco, Paco

[Anonymous No.20124866]

>>20124786
>fat based confident
>no idea why she didn't just fucking say 'mayonnaise'

>compound butter
>aioli
>hummus
>guacamole
>pesto
>tapenade
>liverwurst
>anchoïade
>tzatziki
>chili oil
>nut butters
>cream cheese

[Anonymous No.20124874]

>>20124851
>under no circumstances should you compromise your burger designs because you can't figure out that the lettuce obviously goes on the bottom
Everything you said up until this point was correct, but then you just threw it all out the window and went back to your retarded "lettuce goes on the bottom" talking point despite you just having explained why your reasoning makes no sense. Did you mistype? I'm confused.

[Anonymous No.20124891]

>>20124874
>Everything you said up until this point was correct
>but then you just threw it all out the window and went back to your retarded
>went back
>retarded
>everything was correct
>I'm confused.
Clearly.

[Anonymous No.20124892]

>>20124874
Not him but it’s unimportant if the lettuce is on the top or bottom. What’s important is that the cheese is opposite the vegetables

t.136 IQ

[Anonymous No.20124907]

>>20124891
Thanks anon. I'm no longer confused. You did a swell job clearing up that little misunderstanding. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and a chance to clarify your position, but it turns out you really are just retarded and there's nothing deeper to it than that.

[Anonymous No.20124913]

>debate me bro!!!
No. You're foreign. Probably British. I do not debate foreign tourists. I mock foreign tourists.

[Anonymous No.20124938]

>>20124866
All terrible. Mayonnaise or GTFO.
>almond butter on a fucking burger
It's women doing shit like this that makes me sympathise with wifebeaters.

[Anonymous No.20124943]

>>20124525
70:30 beef to pork mince fresh from the local butcher, coarsely ground twice, about 100g per patty
Salt & pepper
Dried oregano
1-2 cloves crushed garlic
Chili flakes
a drop of extra virgin olive oil
a tsp to heavy pinch white flour, depending on quantity of mince
equal amount water to flour
Mix in a bowl, measure patties out in balls on scale and either press them by hand if I'm grilling, or press them onto a heated steel pan. Sear on both sides and add a slice of aged white cheddar just before finishing.
Toast buns, give guests options of mayo, ketchup, yellow mustard & dijon mustard as condiments, they can dress the bun with salad, pickled peppers, onions and tomato.
If I have to make burgers for my wife's bugmen friends I do 80g of cheapo packaged mince per patty, no seasoning besides salt, pepper & paprika and let them sort their own toppings out.

[Anonymous No.20124946]

>>20124796
>Probably because your burgers are shit regardless.
No, sweetheart. You're just married to a fantasy. It makes no difference.

[Anonymous No.20124953]

i take a frozen bubba burger out of the box
pop it in the air fryer at 380 for 14 minutes
flip at 7 minute mark
bottom bun
patty
kraft american cheese deli delux
two strips of cooked bacon
lettuce
two pickle
ketchup
mustard
a dab of hot sauce
top bun
cut in half

[Anonymous No.20124961]

>>20124800
>Cheese on the bottom of the burger, against the bread, is objectively the best thing you can do.
Eh, I prefer the mayo there and the cheese melted onto the patty but I can understand your stance here. I just don't add veg to my burgers so it doesn't affect me, preferring to have a salad on side instead.

[Anonymous No.20124965]

>>20124913
>>20124828
>>20124804
all this salty strong cheddar cheese and spicy mayo. No. You need mild or slightly sweet ingredients to mellow out the beef and bacon. bbq sauce and swiss or mozza cheese is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.20124974]

>>20124953
>i take a frozen bubba burger out of the box
Something changed with Bubba burgers within the past decade. They're not nearly as good as they used to be.

>>20124953
>kraft american cheese deli delux
Deli Deluxe is the absolute baseline aganist which all other American cheese is judged. You can go Land o' Lakes or Boar's Head and get "better" American but this is the absolute gold standard. No need to do anything else, really.

(even they recommend lettuce-on-bottom, by the way)

[Anonymous No.20124990]

>>20124666
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.20125014]

>>20124938
>looks at a list of a dozen different things
>cherrypicks a strawman that isn't even there as though it's a direct quote
I don't sympathize with wife beaters, but I do understand that it must be hard for them being so stupid they don't realize they're marrying someone 20iq points above them and then getting mad when they're constantly being corrected. But that's kind of your whole "incel" thing, right? Women don't have to pretend they're stupid anymore so actual retards like you find it difficult to talk to them?

[Anonymous No.20125039]

>>20124913
Are you replying to the post above you? Lol. What a coward.

[Anonymous No.20125052]

80/20 golfballs rolled in salt and pepper
Smashed on cast iron
Kraft singles I don't fucking care
King Hawaiian rolls buttered and toasted butter-side down
Special sauce made from mayo and sugary barbecue in roughly equal amounts and spiced with a taco seasoning that doesn't have too much cumin
Caramelized onions cooked down into mush

that's about it

[Anonymous No.20125060]

>>20125014
>implying almond butter is not a nut butter
lol
Enjoy your Nutella burger, fag.

[Anonymous No.20125091]

>>20125060
They really need to start teaching an intro logic course in high school. Zoomers have become so retarded it's almost mind-blowing.

[Anonymous No.20125098]

>>20125091
it’s on purpose anon
this is ck so i won’t schizo out but just know this is by design and is the outcome that was wanted

[Anonymous No.20125107]

>>20125091
>she says, after putting creme de marrons under a burger
lol

[Anonymous No.20125114]

>>20125098
>this is ck so i won’t schizo out but just know this is by design and is the outcome that was wanted
You really should be more specific. /pol/ fags will assume you're talking about some jewish conspiracy when you obviously mean corporate interests, i.e., the right.

[Anonymous No.20125120]

>>20124525
i used to make burgeres that were basically mini meatloaves (breadcrumbs, chopped onions, egg, bbq sauce) for years, but a couple months ago started to make smash burgers with burg, seasoning and cheese and its so good.

[Anonymous No.20125126]

>>20125114
>you obviously mean corporate interests, i.e., the right.

Lmao corporate interests haven’t been “the right” in about 20 years grandpa. All the most valuable corporations are 100% leftoids with niggers in their commercials and lgbtqwerty++ worshipers etc.

[Anonymous No.20125127]

>>20125126
>>20125114
i’m sorry i said anything
i’m going to go kill myself now

[Anonymous No.20125154]

>>20125127
Recycle your body for more burgers

[Anonymous No.20125156]

>preheat george foreman grill in bathroom of bachelor apartment (the teflon is potentially dangerous to birds so i do all grilling on the toilet)
>take cheapest frozen burgers from freezer
>put 6 of them on grill
>either undercook or overcook them
>put condiments on them
>eat them

[Anonymous No.20125157]

>>20125154
my name isn’t bubba

[Anonymous No.20125160]

>>20125039
Not him, but he's right. You're definitely a non-American 4chan tourist.

[Anonymous No.20125166]

>>20124965
>bbq sauce
>a "mild" ingredient

[Anonymous No.20125405]

>>20125166
I love frankie, I swear to god if youre using him derogatorily I will rip your heart out through your mouth

[Anonymous No.20125441]

OP here's a burger I made

[Anonymous No.20125535]

>>20125441
Looks dry. Like a foreign worldie tried to make a burger.

[Anonymous No.20125590]

>>20125126
>corporate interests haven’t been “the right” in about 20 years grandpa
Yeah, the republicans are totally the labor party. Sometimes I forget about how they're the ones who want to regulate pharmaceutical prices, break up mega-corp monopsonies, invest in culture and infrastructure, guarantee education, provide universal healthcare, invest in renewable energies, regulate housing, reintroduce 90% marginal tax rates for the highest earning brackets while eliminating loopholes, remove dark money from politics, prohibit federally elected officials from trading, etc., etc....you fucking moron. The right exists for nothing BUT promoting corporate interests.

[Anonymous No.20125605]

>>20125590
>the labor party
The what party?

[Anonymous No.20125614]

>>20125590
My God you lefties are retarded. Did you actually think about all that shit that you typed out, or did it all just tumble out of your brain without a care? Indeed, the right does not care about your leftwing bullshit.

[Anonymous No.20125618]

>>20125614
Chances are they aren't American, anon. They think they are experts because they consume America's cultural farts from cradle to grave, but actually know fuck all about American politics and always embarrass themselves.

[Anonymous No.20125623]

>>20125614
>indeed, the right does not care about any issue that threatens corporate interest and will actively oppose it
Yes, that's the point. Does it not even seem a little strange to you that the party you support doesn't want an educated population? Why could that possibly be? Who would benefit from 90% of the population being as retarded as you? (Those are rhetorical questions.)

[Anonymous No.20125634]

>>20125623
>Does it not even seem a little strange to you that the party you support doesn't want an educated population?
After all we've seen over the past 20 years, if you think either American party establishment wants an "educated population", you are hopelessly naive.

[Anonymous No.20125661]

>>20125634
>one party for universal pre-k, raising teacher salaries, lowering the cost of higher education and eliminating predatory loans
>one party wants to defund public schools, eliminate free student lunches, divert tax money to subsidize private, typically religious charter schools, ban books, and generally derides the very idea of higher education that isn't directly related to a specific trade
>they're like totally the same bro!

[Anonymous No.20125673]

>>20125661
>still wont say what country he's from
>thinks education is a national party issue in America
Yup. What we got here is a gen-u-ine foreign shill talkin out his ass about American politics.

Or is it "arse" in your irrelevant shithole?

[Anonymous No.20125677]

I go to youtube and copy the second video on smash burgers.

[Fixed No.20125692]

>>20124578
1 pound ground beef
1/2 cup seasoned bread crumbs
1/4 cup ketchup
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 egg
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
4 hamburger buns
lettuce
tomato
pickles
mustard
mayonnaise

Instructions:
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
2. In a bowl, mix together the ground beef, bread crumbs, ketchup, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and black pepper.
3. In another bowl, whisk together the egg and Worcestershire sauce.
4. Mix the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients, and mix until well combined.
5. Form the mixture into four patties.
6. Bake in the oven for 20 minutes, or until fully cooked.
7. Serve on hamburger buns with lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard, and mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.20125711]

>>20125673
>still wont say what country he's from
You not being able to recognize every one of those points as specific to contemporary American politics is the only thing that's been said that really makes it unclear if there's a non-American in this discussion. Other than the student lunches and book bans (done by the GOP presidential frontrunner if Trump were to have a heart attack tomorrow, btw), that entire list is basically the last administration's education policy. Literally spend 5 minutes reading about Betsy Devos. She probably did more (or at least tried to do more) to affect public education in the country than any other secretary of education. You may not think educations isn't a national party issue, but the republican party absolutely does.

[Anonymous No.20125727]

>>20125711
The fact that you seem to think the US Department of Education has anything to do with education or that the US is even structured that way, belies your utter foreignness.

Fun fact: the US DOE was created as a civil rights enforcement agency. It has nothing really to do with education policy and in fact education metrics have gone down consistently since it's creation. Education is a state and local issue. Always has been. The fact that you don't know this is unsurprising, since you aren't American and thus you see everything through a centralized, authoritarian, bureaucratic lens.

[Anonymous No.20125736]

>>20125727
>the doe has nothing to do with education
>also, education metrics have gone down since its creation
That's the problem with you people. You have a bunch of talking points and just fling a bunch of shit at the wall hoping something sticks, even when your talking points directly contradict one another. You're also conflating descriptive with prescriptive, and for some reason don't understand that civil rights means largely means equal access and opportunity, and if you're denying access to 90% of the population that is absolutely an issue with education.

[Anonymous No.20125740]

>>20125736
Ohhhhhh... you're a bot. Why didnt you just post that to begin with?

[Anonymous No.20125744]

>>20125740
See, I'm willing to engage with what you type out, but your reply is always just, "you're a bong" or "you're a bot". If the right is so smart how come they're never able to actually engage in a good faith argument?

[Anonymous No.20125754]

>>20125744
>"you're a bong" or "you're a bot"

[Anonymous No.20125767]

>>20125744
>If the right is so smart how come they're never able to actually engage in a good faith argument?
You can't be smart and right at the same time. Have you ever seen a published dissertation that was both factually correct and written by a smart person?

[Anonymous No.20125774]

>>20125767
>have you ever seen a published dissertation that was both factually correct and written by a smart person?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.20125893]

Double double with extra onion, ketchup, and mustard only.

[Anonymous No.20126101]

>>20124866
>peanut butter and cheese on a burger
You deserve the rope.

[Anonymous No.20126340]

Melt a beef stock cube with a small amount of hot water, mix that into the beef. After the burgers are fried, stir the rendered fat into your sauce.

[Anonymous No.20126418]

>>20126101
>cheese on a burger
>you deserve the rope
wut?

[Anonymous No.20126421]

>>20126418
>wut?
wut