How do they do it??

[Anonymous No.20123840]

How do the turkish do it unironically?

[Anonymous No.20123843]

>>20123840
There is a secret espresso machine hidden in the sand

[Anonymous No.20124134]

>the heat of the sand makes rise the coffee
The Turks are masters of the culinary arts. Behold!

[Anonymous No.20124146]

i love turkish coffee. i need to get a grinder that can get that fine though, my orphan can't go that fine

[Anonymous No.20124156]

>>20124146
have you tried more beatings?

[Anonymous No.20124169]

Same way Indians make popcorn using only rocksalt (or sand).

[Anonymous No.20124171]

>>20124146
My baratza encore on the finest setting is fine enough to make turkish coffee
I usually buy the preground Al-Ameed with cardamom though

[Anonymous No.20124180]

>>20123840
Pipes under the sand

[Anonymous No.20124187]

>>20124169
That's kinda nifty.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e2MP6wcmU8c

[Anonymous No.20124192]

>>20124180
Why does this person walk as though he was only taught how to last Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.20124479]

>>20124134
I love how autistic people hate the turkish ice cream man so much !

[Anonymous No.20124484]

>>20124134
what are you supposed to do in this situation

[Anonymous No.20124493]

>>20124479
Imagine going to turkish ice cream guy and he doesn't do the bit for you. Id be pretty dissapointed.

[Anonymous No.20124705]

>>20124484
you look him in the eye and crush the cones in your hand letting them fall to the ground every time he leaves you holding one empty.

[Anonymous No.20124723]

>>20123840
Dry sand retains heat very well.

Source: used to haul buckets of river sand to my hobo camp, poured them on cleared ground and put a couple sheets over it.

[Anonymous No.20124752]

>>20123840
Sand conducts and holds heat.
There's already water and ground coffee already inside it. What you are seeing is the coffee foam up because the sand is so hot and conducts that heat to the coffee very fast.

The sand supposedly makes the heat more even and depending on the depth of sand, adjusts the temperature.

>The heat of the sand cooks the coffee

[Anonymous No.20124906]

>>20124484
Just start crying. He'll take pity and just give you the cone. Not like you weren't going to anyway.

[Anonymous No.20125257]

>>20123840
The heat of the ground boils the water.

[Anonymous No.20125556]

>>20124192
non-stick flooring and shoes, makes you plod around like a tard.

[Anonymous No.20126542]

>>20124479
Isn't it mostly tourists who don't know it's a show?

[Anonymous No.20126587]

>>20124484
you sperg out and make a fool of yourself obviously

[Anonymous No.20128078]

>>20124187
This is how Canadian theatres will make their popcorn in 2 years at the rate poos are frauding the immigration system.

[Anonymous No.20128099]

>>20126542
What I love, is guys on here that knows its a show , but are angry as fuck at the entire concept

[Anonymous No.20129313]

>>20124146
Kingrinder K6 is the cheapest grinder that can actually grind a proper Turkish.

[Anonymous No.20129327]

>>20128099
Any rational person can tell it's a show, but not everyone is as astute. Especially not tourists with money.

[Anonymous No.20129377]

>>20124134
imagine how fucking dirty those cones are being touched by 5-10 random people from the street and reused in these autistic tricks

[Anonymous No.20129506]

>>20124484
keep eating them like that one guy did whenever handed an empty cone

[Anonymous No.20129557]

>>20124484
go in for a shoulder hug and leave some liras in his front pocket. now you have a loyal soldier willing to die for you

[Anonymous No.20129569]

>>20124484
Pull out your side arm and demand satisfaction for the disrespect you suffered at the hands of a lowly street vendor

[Anonymous No.20129571]

>>20124752
Who heats the sand?

[Anonymous No.20129590]

>>20124484
There are several schools
>stand there like a dumbass
>grab his wrist and eat the ice cream from his hand while staring him in the eye
>pout and pretend to leave
>grab an empty cone from the shelf and start eating it slowly while maintaining eye contact

[Anonymous No.20129622]

>>20123840
I want to try making turkish coffee but can't find a place that sells the magic sand
It is banned for export?

[Anonymous No.20129632]

>>20124479
I love how Joe Rogan and a handful of others turned this girl out. She went from NK Victim living the American dream with a family to a thot overnight. Typical woman behavior.

[Anonymous No.20129684]

>>20125556
Assuming you mean non-slip I guess walking funny is still better than falling and spilling a whole jug of scalding hot beer all over yourself.
Like that PSA. You know the one.

[Anonymous No.20129691]

>>20124484
Just play along, its the normal thing to do.

[Anonymous No.20130700]

>>20124134
what i always think about these turkish ice cream men. they are really lucky they don't face a lot of aggressive people. this is a very specific example. but lets say, you did a gram of mdma in the weekend, it's Tuesday, your serotonin is an all time low. you even take more stimulants such as amphetamine or cocaine that day which makes your condition far worse. you're extremely easily triggered and could get very violent very easily. this ice cream guy plays tricks on you. you feel more and more anger. you pull the long metal spoon from his hands and bash his head over and over until he's nearly dead. him ending up in the hospital and you without the ice cream you've paid for. that would suck..

[Anonymous No.20130731]

>>20124134

That's cute
The double cone ones fooling him over and over again are best.

>>20124484
You play along. Obviously. You get an ice cream and a little show. He won't do it long since there are other customers. Just enjoy it and laugh when he tricked you again.