/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20121299]

Ever eat just beans for a meal? Maybe a little meat but mostly beans?

[Anonymous No.20121303]

someimes I eat beans straight from the can, with a spoon

[Anonymous No.20121305]

>>20121299
I have been eating just beans/lentils for 19 days now.

[Anonymous No.20121309]

Often.

>bean curry
>bean stew
>beans on toast

[Anonymous No.20121311]

>>20121305
Based economic eating chad.

[Anonymous No.20121315]

>>20121311
I’ve spent less than $100 on food for at least a month an a half worth of groceries.
It’s not even grim, beans fucking rock. I make about 2 gallons per week and have no meal prep to do for lunch and dinners, just beans ready to go at all times.

[Anonymous No.20121316]

>>20121299
sometimes with hot sauce

[Anonymous No.20121321]

Beans is all you get in the people's solviet socialist republik of bidenstan
Meat from animal is racist now

[Anonymous No.20121323]

>carbs

[Anonymous No.20121361]

We just ate beans for dinner. No meat. Just beans, tomato, celery, garlic, olive oil and pasta.

[Anonymous No.20121374]

>>20121303
Sometimes I eat beans straight from a can WITHOUT a spoon.

[Anonymous No.20121376]

beans r good with some salt if ur literally poor

but u need like more nutrition from veg and fruit and more protein and meat and fish i think. idk if flax seeds will cut it for onega 3s but what do i know

[Anonymous No.20121379]

>>20121316
OMG HOT SHAWSH!!!!

[Anonymous No.20121381]

BEANS BEANS THEY'RE GOOD FOR THE HEART

THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART

THE MORE YOU FART THE BETTER YOU FEEL

BEANS BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL

[Anonymous No.20121388]

>>20121299
Three bean salad is just (3) types of beans, maybe some onion or celery, and some dressing. It's a DELIGHT

[Anonymous No.20121400]

>>20121299
People who eat beans deserve death.

[Anonymous No.20121407]

split pea soup. but thats it.

[Anonymous No.20121408]

>>20121299
I've eaten a can of baked beans with a little cheese for a meal before but usually I have beans with toast.

[Anonymous No.20121409]

>>20121299
All the time. Beans stewed with some onions and sausage is wonderful over rice and with some greens on the side.

[Anonymous No.20121808]

>>20121315
I was wondering what that gigantic green cloud of miasma on the horizon was.

[Anonymous No.20121811]

Where are you faggots getting beans for cheap? Dried are always more expensive pound for pound than canned and the cheapest cans I can get are at Walmart for like 89 cents each, which really isn't that cheap when you eat like 9 of them a day.

[Anonymous No.20121817]

>>20121303
>>20121374
You nerds don't even eat beans straight from the bag.

[Anonymous No.20121840]

>>20121811
>Dried are always more expensive pound for pound than canned
How the hell do you manage that? A pound of dry beans is equivalent to 4-5 cans of canned beans and costs about the same as one can.

[Anonymous No.20121851]

>>20121305
I ate beans and rice for 10 months straight then switched to whatever protein I could get on 50% off or more for another 2.
Keep your streak going.

[Anonymous No.20121919]

>>20121299
Yes almost every day as a light dinner. They help me sleep, my morning workouts are hilarious (from all the toots!), and my shits are always on fleek.

[Anonymous No.20122026]

>>20121299
I enjoy a nice Cowboy Beans dish.
>mirepoix
>animal protein
>finely chopped cascabel, chipotle, morrita dried peppers
>>20121811
You have to buy +10 pound bags for them to be economical. They don't go bad if you store them well enough. I'm almost finishing up this 25 pound bag after buying it maybe 8 months ago.

[Anonymous No.20122054]

hell yeah. cannelini beans with bacon and ham hocks. indulge in a piece of a bit of meat in your bowl but it's mostly beans. repeat 3~4 times until you've finished the beans and can now have just a meal of pork.
also that 11 or 15 type bean cajun soup.

[Anonymous No.20122061]

>>20121817
we don't have bagged beans here, but if we had, believe me I would

[Anonymous No.20122071]

>>20122061
In cananda, beans come in cartons.

[Anonymous No.20122081]

All the time. I love beans.

[Anonymous No.20122269]

WHAT DO I MAKE WITH LOADS OF BUTTER BEANS - HELP!

[Anonymous No.20122305]

>>20122269
Butter bean soup.

[Anonymous No.20122488]

>>20121323
Meds

[Anonymous No.20122513]

When I make rice and lentils it comes out kinda dry, has anyone got a nice recipe?

[Anonymous No.20122518]

ay yo this nigga eatin beans

[Anonymous No.20122525]

>>20121303
This but a wooden spoon

[Anonymous No.20122528]

>>20121299
yes. I had some pico and lime juice and just heated up some beans and mixed a bit of pico in. It was good.

[Anonymous No.20122741]

Hell yeah, I grew up on red and white beans.

[Anonymous No.20122752]

>>20121299
this nigga eating beans!

[Anonymous No.20122873]

>>20122525
What movie is this, made me want to eat beans.

[Anonymous No.20122918]

>>20122752
Let’s beat his ass!

[Anonymous No.20122933]

>>20121299
When I was broke, I'd eat beans from the can. Usually I mix them with something - bean soup, bean salad, pasta e fagioli. I learned how to make a pretty good bean burger when I was renting a room off a vegan couple.

[Anonymous No.20122934]

I love beans

[Anonymous No.20123147]

I'm thinking about those beans...

[Anonymous No.20123842]

>>20122873
The Unholy Four (1970)

[Anonymous No.20123902]

this scene always makes me want a big ol plate fo beans https://youtu.be/f_4lXh8bvrc?si=rCAYLHoXjydjPNvW

[Anonymous No.20123914]

>>20122934
only evil people don't

[Anonymous No.20123917]

No but chamge beans to green lentils and you got a deal

[Anonymous No.20123922]

>>20121299
Franks and beans got me through some tough times.

[Anonymous No.20123932]

>>20122525
How the fuck did cheap as dirt spaghetti westerns end up being some of the finest kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH57odl_k

[Anonymous No.20123938]

>>20121299
>refried beans and tortillas
hangover meal of the gods

[Anonymous No.20123940]

>>20122525
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Fo_UXf3kO48
anyone make a webm of this?

[Anonymous No.20123942]

>>20121323
>ketotard afraid of protein rich veggies

[Anonymous No.20123962]

>>20123940
Just a gif

[Anonymous No.20123986]

>>20123962
an ancient format..

[Anonymous No.20123998]

>>20121299
Bong here. Full tin of beans in a bowl with a couple of diced up sausages or bacon with black pepper is a great meal.

[Anonymous No.20124014]

>>20123998
Frog here. Beans with poultry and sausage with some mirepoix and stock is a great meal.

[Anonymous No.20124019]

>>20121400
Did your mother get BEANED when you were a kid or something?

[Anonymous No.20124040]

>>20124014
I make cassoulet a few times every Winter.
It's not exactly a quick and easy dish like OP is talking about but goddamn, it is worth every minute you put into it.
You can mix it up and use pretty much any meat you have handy.

[Anonymous No.20124048]

I will be making pasta fagioli tomorrow lads

I am ready for BEANSTRAVAGANZA

[Anonymous No.20124051]

>>20124014
Mama mia!

[Anonymous No.20124052]

>>20124040
I usually do it with Turkey. I make the mistake of buying one every year, thinking that we might be doing some sort of Christmas festivities at mine... but we never do, so cassoulet's one of the first things I make every year.

[Anonymous No.20124053]

>>20124040
i mean if you do it where you throw what you have into the pot with beans and stew them its not quick but is easy, anyone who does the full julia child method is just stupid

[Anonymous No.20124057]

>>20121299
Hell, I've eaten a bag of jelly beans as a meal

[Anonymous No.20124059]

>>20123932
God i miss him so much...

[Anonymous No.20124060]

>>20124057
sometimes i just drink water for a meal

[Anonymous No.20124074]

>>20124053
I'm not making my own sausages, but soak some beenz, and defrost the poultry parts overnight, quickly brown up some sausages and mirepoix in the pan with some butter or some kind of shmalz, add beans and stock, some clove, bay leaves, a fistful of salt, some white pepper, and a pinch of nutmeg, Pat the bird bits dry, salt, (white) pepper, pop on top, 450F til the skin browns, stir, drop the temp to 350F and give it another 90 mins or so... takes some time, but you're looking at like 5 mins of chopping, including hacking up the bird, and maybe 10 mins tops of active cooking (as in you have to be in the kitchen) if you use a timer.

It's not supposed to be fancy - it's meat and beans.

[Anonymous No.20125071]

>>20121299
Tacos with refried beans and cheese are a kino meal

[Anonymous No.20125082]

>>20124057
Absolute madman

[Anonymous No.20125092]

>>20121299
yeah, i'm mexican

[Anonymous No.20125461]

me

[Anonymous No.20125571]

>>20123940
>>20123962
i love these movies, i have the whole dvd collection somewhere

[Anonymous No.20125694]

>>20121381
Why does this turn me on? I'm a straight man with an average sex drive, but whenever I see someone relieve themselves of gas, male or female, I get an instant throbbing erection that won't go down until I beat it into submission. I love seeing people fart away their stomach pain.

[Anonymous No.20125783]

>>20121299

[Anonymous No.20125804]

>>20122269
My mom makes a really good white bean hummus with lotsa garlic, parsley, tahini, olive oil, etc. A couple months ago she did it with butter beans and it was awesome, even creamier than normal. We had a big batch of it and besides just dipping sliced veggies and pita chips in it, I was putting it on sandwiches and in wraps for the whole week. We froze the rest of it and thawed it out for Christmas with the cousins n kids, and they finished the last quart & a half of it. I would highly recommend it!

[Anonymous No.20125832]

>>20122525
the best part of old movies is they're actually eating the food and not pretending to eat

[Anonymous No.20125894]

>>20123932
They took the best setting in history/film and crossed it with that distinctly Italian mix of badass and retarded

[Anonymous No.20125936]

Navy beans cooked with onion, garlic & a load of paprika, a couple big chunks of chorizo criollo, black pudding and sliced pork belly.

[Anonymous No.20126425]

>>20122525
>>20123962
>tfw you can tell from the creamy consistency sticking to the beans that plenty of animal fat was used

[Anonymous No.20126433]

I like beans

[PROUD2BIN£EL638 No.20127667]

>>20123962
>>20123940
>>20122525
>be young
>fussy eater
>parents give me beans
>call it cowboy dinner
>eat it all up
>i'm a cowboy

[Anonymous No.20127683]

>>20127667
ignore the namefag its an accident

[Anonymous No.20127858]

>>20121851
I have eaten only beans my entire life.

[Anonymous No.20127877]

>>20121817
I eat beans straight from the tree. Entire pod and all. I don't even bother to shell them. Sometimes I eat the leaves and stems too.

[Anonymous No.20127923]

>>20127877
I eat the whole goddamn tree, stump and all. I eat the roots with a bit of andouille sausage.

[Anonymous No.20127933]

>>20121303
>>20121299
>can o bean
>add spice and sauce
>
oh but with a fork. .. or better yet even, chopsticks.
>that sensation of plucking one of those spicy nuggets individually
make that pleasure last.

[Anonymous No.20128095]

>>20124048
The pasta fagioli was great. Sorry I didn't take a picture.

[Anonymous No.20128101]

>>20125894
KINO

[Anonymous No.20128726]

>>20127683
It's OK, I've been a cowboy ever since I read Lucky Luke

[Anonymous No.20128803]

>>20121299
New Orleanian here.

Eating red beans and rice for dinner on Mondays is a tradition in New Orleans. I can count on one hand the number of times I missed eating red beans and rice for dinner on Monday night this entire century.

[Anonymous No.20128813]

>>20128803
on the other hand, you have different fingers

[Anonymous No.20128821]

>>20121299
I'll eat a can of baked beans for breakfast or lunch

[Anonymous No.20128824]

>>20128821
you should start counting the amount of beans per can and track it
for me

[Anonymous No.20128845]

>>20121811
>when you eat like 9 of them a day.
how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.20129654]

White beans. 2 cans. Mix of canneli, navy, great northerns, and butter beans.
Some tabasco on the side. It's a simple spice of just red pepper, vineagar and salt. I don't like spicy sauces, it always feels overpowering. I'd rather eat it with salt, but it always feels like you need a ton of salt just to get any of the salt flavor.

[Anonymous No.20129671]

>>20121299
Pinto beans with sauteed onions and chilies in 'em. Add a bit of beer, then simmer until good and thick. One time I even accidentally made refried beans. Good over rice, but sometimes I just eat them by themselves, maybe cut up a sausage or some chicken or whatever and throw it in there.

[Anonymous No.20129734]

>>20121381
>beans beans the magical fruit
>the more you eat the more you toot
>the more you toot the better you feel
>so eat beans with every meal

[Anonymous No.20129737]

>>20127923
>he doesn't even eat bean seeds
Get on my level, nerd.

[Anonymous No.20129758]

>>20122525
>>20123962
>>20125894
i think i will never get to old for shit like this

[Anonymous No.20129763]

>>20121299
Yes.
One little can of beans, or three chicken and bean tacos, two meals per day.
I am losing weight

[Anonymous No.20129786]

>>20121305
how do you feel at this point?

[Anonymous No.20129789]

>eating canned beans even ironically

[Anonymous No.20129800]

>>20129789
this, at least get the dry bag and do it right. granted it takes like 10x the amount of time.

[Anonymous No.20129810]

>>20129789
how do you eat them unironically

[Anonymous No.20130103]

>>20128726
Thank you, pardner.

[Anonymous No.20130148]

>>20129810
Up the butt.

[Anonymous No.20130159]

>>20129789
You've never decided you'd like to have a dinner that contains beans, but you don't have the time to soak them beforehand?
Had occasions at home as well where the beans got burned (not my fault, wasn't me cooking at the time), and we had some cans handy to finish the job.

[Anonymous No.20130323]

>>20123932
ai generated filth

[Anonymous No.20130326]

>>20121309
Can you describe bean curry? Maybe give a recipe if it isn’t just buying pre-made stuff?

[Anonymous No.20130342]

>>20130326
I posted a rajma masala cook-a-long last year. https://archived.moe/ck/thread/19949325/#19949325 (I was lazy and made with canned beans, I recommend cooking your own beans if possible)

[Anonymous No.20130361]

>>20130342
You get shamed here if you buy canned beans, however refried beans from local producers are fine.

[Anonymous No.20130371]

>ai generated filth

[Anonymous No.20130390]

>>20129810
Casserole or bean salad.

[Anonymous No.20130631]

anyone ever had a Christmas Bean?
they are speckled limas that will retain some of their speckle after cooking

[Anonymous No.20131327]

>>20130631
No. I'm not even sure I've had cranberry beans. :(

Has anyone here ever gotten luxury beans? https://www.ranchogordo.com/collections/heirloom-beans

[Anonymous No.20131334]

>>20131327
On further reflection, I have had cranberry beans as part of the Hambeens 15 bean soup: https://hurstbeans.com/products/ham-beens-original-15-bean-soup

It's a decent bean mix, although it's about twice as expensive as just buying a one type of bean.

[Anonymous No.20132000]

>me defending my bean wagon from hungry hombres

[Anonymous No.20132029]

>>20121299
I was vegetarian for awhile and i ate beans as a meal atleast once a day, every day for the protein.

[Anonymous No.20132146]

ayo all these niggas eatin beans

[Anonymous No.20132344]

>>20132000
how does he reload his gun so fast is this john wick 4

[Anonymous No.20132580]

I'm strongly discouraged from doing this because wifey hates me farting under the blanket all night.

[Anonymous No.20132690]

>>20132580
If her head is above the blanket, then why is that a problem? Wifeberg should just keep her head in the fresh air, and you can freely eat as many beans as you deserve.

[Anonymous No.20133048]

>>20121299
I am going to eat beans now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOZH57odl_k

[Anonymous No.20133310]

>>20132000
Why does no one ever shoot the horse?

[Anonymous No.20133653]

>>20132344
A gunslinger has many tricks

[Anonymous No.20133661]

>>20133310
Killing a horse was often punished by hanging

[Anonymous No.20133731]

>>20121811
>pound for pound
you're paying for water weight

[Anonymous No.20133812]

>>20133310
It was easy to find guys who were willing to be shot just so they could appear in a movie. They didn't like shooting horses when filming movies because of how expensive horses were.

[Anonymous No.20133827]

>>20125694
>I'm straight but I get off to watching men fart

[Anonymous No.20133858]

>>20121811
>1 pound bag of pinto beans
>almost 1600 calories
>about $1 at Walmart, less than $1/lb if you buy the multipound bags.
>Great Value (Walmart's own brand) can of pinto beans
>385 calories
>$.82 cents
>you'd have to eat about 4 cans to get the equivalent amount of calories as one bag of dry beans

I gotta give credit to anyone who can eat 9 cans of beans in one day. Even as a bean chad, I don't think I could eat that much.

[Anonymous No.20133878]

>>20133858
I just checked Walmart's prices online. Pinto beans are at $1.24/bag right now, although my point about them being under $1/lb is correct as long as you buy the 2 LB or larger bags.

[Anonymous No.20133879]

>>20121299
i eat lots of beans now cause of biden's economy.
trump 2025

[Anonymous No.20134080]

>>20125894
This is Bollywood levels of corny.

[Anonymous No.20134105]

>>20123932
Because Italians can naturally play Mexican characters with no pretense.

[Anonymous No.20134132]

>>20123932
I should make a tutorial on how to make those beans

[Anonymous No.20134209]

>>20134080
Welcome to Italy, my friend

[Anonymous No.20134232]

>>20134209

[Anonymous No.20134245]

OP
>Bean & Cheese burritos used to be my little brothers favorite thing to order it was funny. I guess that's 3 ingredients. Some ranch style beans with some cheddar cheese is kind of sad but it's food.
>>>20121305
>This nigga out here eating beans. Health reasons? Finances? All these people posting do realize there are food banks right? I see boomers in $40,000 lexus's lined up to the local food bank every Thursday. No they don't need it. But they'll take every last bit of free sht they can.
I see turkey as low as 50 cents a pound that becomes competitive with a $20 20 pound bag of beans which yes I do have the bean bag.

[Anonymous No.20134258]

>>20121817
You 5th sun plebs don't eat once thought extinct ancient Anasazi beans straight from the pre-columbian clay storage vessel

[Anonymous No.20134272]

>>20122513
What elevation are you at? If 5,000+ feet you have to start adjusting. Helps to have a pressure cooker but those are also effected. I normally do a 1 for 1 jasmine rice to cup of water in my instapot lately. For beans I normally slow cook them at least 2 cups of water to 1 of beans and cook them longer to get rid of water if needed.
I keep wanting to do a black bean and white rice burrito but keep forgetting.

[Anonymous No.20134276]

>>20122525
>Whitest people at the fiesta

[Anonymous No.20134687]

>beans
>diced and fried spam
>brown sauce
>two slices of buttered toast
>mix spam, beans and brown sauce together
>reduce for 10 min
>pour over toast
>washed down with a strong cup of tea
400x your daily salt intake but basically the meal of the gods.
will never be topped.

[Anonymous No.20134695]

>>20123932
cant say beans without sayin spaghetti westerns.

[Anonymous No.20134731]

>>20134687
britisishans have spam?

[Anonymous No.20134767]

What do you prefer to have with your beans, bros? Wheat bread like in all these cowboy webms, or cornbread?

[Anonymous No.20134782]

>>20134767
you need a good bread if you want to enjoy your beans, so wheat bread for me.

[Anonymous No.20134783]

>>20134731
it's an expensive import item so i only buy it sparingly but yeah, you can even find it in a lot of petrol stations

[Anonymous No.20134813]

>>20121299
Yeah it's called black bean soup.

[Anonymous No.20135353]

>>20134731
Haven't you seen that Monty Python sketch about SPAM?

[Anonymous No.20135890]

>>20134731
It unironically saved the morale of the country during the war. Spam was a hero.

[Anonymous No.20137394]

>>20121299
yeah one of my go to quick and easy meals is sausage diced up into some ranch style beans

[Anonymous No.20137724]

>>20137394
beanies and weenies. i eat and enjoy the canned ones.

[Anonymous No.20137842]

>>20121299
I love beans. especially in chili.