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[Anonymous No.20101210]

bonus points for food cooking food

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>>20101236
tough luck little fucker
imagine stepping out of your front door and for reasons unknown to you, you just boil to death in oil

[Anonymous No.20101264]

These video's are never not funny. Poor crustaceans never had a chance.

[Anonymous No.20101275]

>>20101250
That's actually a real fear of mine

[Anonymous No.20101277]

Holy shit, you freaks need help. Animal torture isn't funny, take it to /b/.

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>>20101277
This dick pincher never watched the food network, or the cooking channel. You can pretty easily see that on TV. The only time I was really affected by it was when I saw someone stuff a live lobster with lobster meat. That's like if someone raped someone with a sausage made of human flesh. like a fucking tom six movie.

[Anonymous No.20101301]

>>20101277
Lobsters have traditionally been boiled alive in restaurants. Are you one of those activists who insist on "humane" lobster prep, where the lobsters are smoked in marijuana to get them high, then put to "sleep" in an ice bath before they have their nerves severed by a swift blade into the back of their heads? All that before they are even allowed to touch a pot of boiling water?

[Anonymous No.20101311]

>>20101301
Wait, there's edibles that are lobsters? I hate weed, but that sounds pretty swell.

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>>20101301
The knife is all you need. Not that I care.

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>>20101222
He wanted to go, rest in ppeps lil guy
>>20101277
https://youtu.be/yvbhTTDepcg?si=oMTuob6T95NplfQR
>>20101301
We usually boil them, I remember our head chef coming in saying "No, no, no, that's not humane" and then he gets out a chef's knife and gouges the thing down the back with the most horrific crunching you could ever imagine. He died recently, but me and my primo still joke about it

[Anonymous No.20101350]

>>20101277
if you dont see the suffering inherent in the circle of life you will never appreciate how damn good it tastes

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>>20101345
>and then he gets out a chef's knife and gouges the thing down the back with the most horrific crunching you could ever imagine
absolutely based chef

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>>20101345
Didn't link the time, 10:15

[Anonymous No.20101573]

>>20101210
youre telling me a lobster cooked this bisque?

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>>20101213
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>>20101222
Why does it happen so often???

[Anonymous No.20101829]

>>20101236
the fish YEARN to boil.

[Anonymous No.20101830]

>>20101827
If it's not an accident then I'm guessing they just think it's water that's safe to go into.

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>>20101210

>you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

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>>20101277
https://youtu.be/PcB6N21fHvA?si=ewbrnVVeDjo2sSr4

[Anonymous No.20101947]

>>20101332
>sloopa de poopa
uma delica, sir

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>>20101345
Iron chef is so great

[Anonymous No.20102188]

>>20101947
>web search "poop beach"
>first results about over half of USA beaches having fecal contamination
Ugh... burger bros..? Why you poop in your beaches?

[Anonymous No.20102229]

>>20101827
A crab falling to the floor would be a very boring video

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>>20102229
Wow. You have to admire their dedication to entertainment

[Anonymous No.20102341]

>>20102234
Uh oh...

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[Anonymous No.20102427]

>>20102405
he does seem quite punchable

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>>20101827
set them up so the can walk 1way and that way kills them
>i didn't kill it :) my concise is clear

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[Anonymous No.20102461]

>>20101573
Hands not dark enough for me to trust the mac and cheese.

[Anonymous No.20102475]

>>20102405
Crackers AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.20102485]

>>20102405
it's like a walking inferiority complex golem

[Anonymous No.20102619]

>>20102461
Why not? Not enough mac or not enough cheese?

[Anonymous No.20102651]

>>20101827
They instinctively seek out heat and water, in nature they'll never encounter heat so hot that it will kill them so they don't know to avoid the hot oil and assume it's water.

[Anonymous No.20102665]

>>20102461
Mac and cheese was brought to the US by Thomas Jefferson, it is the food of white patriots

[Anonymous No.20102701]

>>20101311
i think you can make edibles out of anything if you make cannabutter, just cook the lobster with that maybe?

[Anonymous No.20103198]

>>20102450
this is wholesome

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>>20101332
"The less popular prophet, Besus, fed his 5000 a different way..."

[Anonymous No.20103269]

>>20103199
Would you do this for one hundred bucks?

[Anonymous No.20103290]

>>20101874
WELCOME TO MY ROCKY SHOW
WELCOME TO THE FIRE OF THE NIGHT

[Anonymous No.20103302]

>>20101579
I hate then people add granulated sugar to fried sweets, it always disturbs me because it's not necessary and because of this I always remove it as well as powedered sugar from sweets. :(

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>>20103919
Are all pizza pans in Japan haunted?

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>>20103960
It's required due to an old Edo Period merchant law

[Anonymous No.20103980]

>>20103959
Is it bad that I'm not even American or homeless but I'd still enjoy the shit out of that meal? Can imagine camping and making that myself.

[Anonymous No.20103993]

Animal abuse videos are actually illegal in the US now due to the youtube ones where brown people take donations to not abuse the animal. One of the only just laws I've ever heard of being created.

[Anonymous No.20104020]

>>20101579
You need to go directly from the oil into the sugar/cinnamon mixture. Donuts will dry out near instantly. It's advisable to stagger putting them into the cooking oil to make this easier.

[Anonymous No.20104082]

>>20103980
Yes, you're tastelet filth. Go back to /int/

[Anonymous No.20104084]

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[Anonymous No.20104125]

>>20103269
I'd do it for 8 dollars and 48 cents.

[Anonymous No.20104129]

https://www.tiktok.com/@succhefful?_t=8j2b7w5gddW&_r=1

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>>20103199
>>20103269
>>20104125
impressive for me i'd take 19.02

[Anonymous No.20104172]

>>20103954
I agree. People who say "would of" clearly just don't think about what words mean, only how they sound

[Anonymous No.20104181]

>>20103908
hes going to cut his hand off someday if he keeps working that fast

[Anonymous No.20104390]

>>20104129

[Anonymous No.20104516]

Been a few years since I've browsed /ck/ , is that faggot Ja/ck/still alive or has he finally stroked out?

[Anonymous No.20104654]

>>20104516
You already know the answer to your question, and just want people to spam him in this thread too.

[Anonymous No.20104673]

>>20104654
I was genuinely curious if there are any new webms or if /ck/ forgot about him

[Anonymous No.20104680]

>>20104673
he's /ck/s dsp how could anyone forge

[Anonymous No.20104700]

>>20104673
There are at least 2 or 3 (Perhaps just one dedicated schizo) that makes sure to post the same stale clips of him every other thread. I think there was one new jack clip (I don't if it was really new since I don't watch that miserable faggot).

If you care about seeing jack so much, just go to his channel.

[Anonymous No.20104817]

>>20101332
india 2024

[Anonymous No.20104827]

>>20101222
Kek

[Anonymous No.20104964]

>>20103302
you're autistic. and also gay.

[Anonymous No.20105550]

>>20101277
was your rabbi upset when he found out you were transitioning?

[Anonymous No.20105972]

>>20104390
not enough soy sauce

[Anonymous No.20106057]

>>20101573
mac and cheese is quite literally equivalent to nutrient paste

[Anonymous No.20106091]

>>20101277
Crabs and lobsters are basically insects and insects are just nature's robots.

[Anonymous No.20106093]

>>20104390
people who waste food like that weren't beaten enough

[Anonymous No.20106097]

>>20102405
Everytime I eat white bread, I wish my countrymen were smart enough to create prepacked shelf stable roti/Naan.
People shitting on white food haven't experienced the "30 minutes of prep time for authentic food"

[Anonymous No.20106263]

>>20106091
if they freak out when they're touched then they're sentient and i feel bad.
except insects. fuck all insects

[Anonymous No.20106282]

>>20101827
i usually cut out the 20min of video of them moving around in other random directions that doesn't kill them