/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20095475]

>cashier recognizes you and asks if you want the usual

[Anonymous No.20095516]

at least it's not the girl at Alko

[Anonymous No.20095523]

>>20095475
smokes or booze?

[Anonymous No.20095567]

>>20095523
tendies with a side of the 'dew

[Anonymous No.20095575]

>>20095475
Just give her a confused look, tell her you don't have a usual, and order something you never get.

[Anonymous No.20095580]

be like heh that was my twin

[Anonymous No.20095633]

>>20095516
you sound like an alko

[Anonymous No.20095794]

>liquor store grill doesn't give me a smile anymore

[Anonymous No.20095801]

>>20095794
maybe you should ask her why she isn't smiling.

[Anonymous No.20095827]

>>20095475
>Always eating/drinking the same thing
shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.20095837]

>>20095794
Ask her if she's upset. Tell her you remember her always smiling.

[Anonymous No.20095844]

>>20095837
dont ask her if shes upset, girls hate it when you just "assume" what theyre feeling. just letting her know that you noticed she isnt seeming chirpy is enough.
t.fag

[Anonymous No.20095884]

>>20095844
You're right, after posting I thought to myself it's better if he asks her if she had a rough day. Then it only assumes circumstances why she's not smilling and not her feels.

[Anonymous No.20095891]

>>20095575
Don't do this, that would look really weird.

[Anonymous No.20095895]

>>20095475
>Always order something different
>Have been asked this before by places I frequent
>Think to myself "What the fuck I don't have a usual the fuck are these people smoking"
>Never return because the establishment is clearly run by pod people

[Anonymous No.20096969]

>>20095891
I've done it at three places and it worked every time. I had to abandon at least twenty other places before thinking up the strategy.

[Anonymous No.20096987]

Been there. Now I actually don't give a fuck. Those minimum paid slaves are there for Me. I'm king.

[Anonymous No.20097008]

>>20095475
This is a bad thing because.... ?

[Anonymous No.20097009]

>>20095475
I thought i was pretty awkward and anxious, but ive never understood why 4channers are scared of being recognized by employees.

[Anonymous No.20097082]

>>20095884
kek still have no idea how annoying that'd be.

make a joke, or talk about something random. dwelling on ANYTHING negative is pussy repellent

t. pussy chaser

[Anonymous No.20097113]

Also keep on mind, cashiers are humans {kinda} Also, could be your sister or nephew. They are doing lousy job. Thank them

[Anonymous No.20097720]

>>20095794
hit her with the
>you should smile more...heh

[Anonymous No.20097763]

>>20095475
a cute girl asked if i wanted ‘my usual’ at timmies and i awkwardly was like ‘uh nah i’ll have [my other usual]’
maybe i could’ve banged that cashier pussy if i had one usual, bros

[Anonymous No.20097896]

>>20095475
>bartender knows me
>we're friends on social media
>we have each other's phone numbers
>she asks me if I want the usual
Am I an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.20097901]

>>20097896
Probably. Also gay
>>>bbbbbut I had sex with her!
Still gay.

[Anonymous No.20097929]

>>20097901
Man you're insulting him, but I'd never get that far with a bartender even - though it is rare to come across female bartenders around here.

[Anonymous No.20097970]

>cashier asks "Be back tomorrow? Haha!"
>will in fact be back tomorrow
Stupid old ass bitch

[Anonymous No.20098001]

>>20095827
Literally this. OP feels ashamed of himself for being a same shit every day retard with zero curious spirit and externalizes the blame on someone else for noticing that he goes to the same place and orders the same thing all the time.

[Anonymous No.20098005]

>>20098001
Sorry. Blame? Where does anybody get blamed for anything? You need better language skills.

[Anonymous No.20098056]

>>20098005
Fuck off stupid autistic nigger
>OP has interaction with cashier
>instead of reflecting on his behavior, gets upset at the cashier for noticing it

[Anonymous No.20098095]

>>20098056
OP got upset with himself because he got noticed. Everyone who belongs here knows this. Go back.

[Anonymous No.20098341]

>>20095475
When this happens I usually don't go there for months or even never ever.
Unless it's my Döner guy

[Anonymous No.20098350]

>>20095475
>get a couple Steelies every day during lockdown
>quit drinking for a year
>decide I want a drink, but grab something different
>guy asks if I switched to those now ha ha
That’s enough motivation to never go back

[Anonymous No.20098425]

>>20095475
>middle aged guy comes in for the 2nd time today, every day
>pint of evan williams black label, sometimes white if he's feeling fancy
>asks for a dollar for bus fare in coins
>never has cash for the liquor but the store owner lets him keep a tab for some reason
>waits until he hits the $500 cutoff limit and then pays off his tab

[Anonymous No.20098493]

>>20095475
Some people like this, others hate it.

[Anonymous No.20098532]

>>20095523

This is 4chan, not fucking normie central Facebook or Snapchat.

Barely any of us drink, shit's horrible and makes you age faster, it tastes bad and makes you stupid. And don't even get me started on smoking.

[Anonymous No.20098544]

>>20098532
faggot

[Anonymous No.20098561]

>>20098544

Go back to Instagram fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.20098567]

>>20098532
>Barely any of us drink, shit's horrible and makes you age faster, it tastes bad and makes you stupid
so what's your excuse, just born that way?

[Anonymous No.20098584]

>>20098567

My IQ is in the high 140s.

[Anonymous No.20098736]

>>20098532
I've been on 4chan since 2005 and on /ck/ since 2010, retard. We've had al/ck/ohol and toba/ck/o threads on this board for as long as I've been coming.

[Anonymous No.20098778]

>>20098736

Never even once have I seen a tobacco thread on /ck/, it's not even related to neither food nor cooking.

As for the alcohol threads, I'm pretty sure they're started by some alcoholics coming over from Reddit every now and then. Literally no one takes them seriously.

[Anonymous No.20098796]

Didn't even need to see me. All I had to do was say call and say "I'd like to place an order for carry-out, please" and they'd rattle it off without me needing to tell them. I miss that place like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.20099066]

>cute girl at the local poke place looks like Rory Gilmore and knows my order by heart

[Anonymous No.20099075]

>>20095475
this was me with the pizza place near my university, i would go there every day for lunch

[Anonymous No.20099079]

>>20097720
Women do love that

[Anonymous No.20099571]

>>20095523
Weed. Every now and then I'll drop a strip of LSD or a quarter of shrooms. I really want to try DMT but can't get my hands on it and I don't trust online faggotry/black market bullshit. Not wasting my time getting scammed, doxxed, or arrested. I did just buy a handle of vodka that I'll probably nurse throughout the weekend but that's only because I ran out of weed and had bills to pay so couldn't get more had to settle for piss water.

[Anonymous No.20099583]

>cute cashier smiles at me and treats me like a human being
>can never go to that store again

[Anonymous No.20099587]

>>20098778
>Never even once have I seen a tobacco thread on /ck/
lurk moar fgt

[Anonymous No.20099613]

>they do that after the third time
fuck OFF

[Anonymous No.20099637]

>>20097008
Because it's not a bad thing. If you are a regular who has earned the staff's respect you get much better service than the average customer.

[Anonymous No.20099641]

>>20099637
Psycho perspective.

[Anonymous No.20099666]

>>20095475
>cashier recognizes you and says hello

[Anonymous No.20099673]

>>20098532
You are stupid. At this point 4chan is even more of an alcoholic website than an anime website. This place magnetizes miserable rejects and those with mental health problems, and this board gets more than the average just because of being the "food" board. In b4 booze ain't food, we all know better. I'm even an ardent "alcohol is gross" poster but I'm still drinking the rocket fuel damn near every day.

[Anonymous No.20099707]

>>20099641
LOL, happens to me all the time anon. Just last week a co-worker was commenting that at one of the places we go to to grab a meal when we enter the staff knows my name and has my order cooking even before I place it. Meanwhile my co-worker has to place his order while the staff tries to remember his name. Even though he's wearing his workshirt with his name on it.

That's service.

[Anonymous No.20099950]

>>20095475
>cashier tells you to smile more

[Anonymous No.20099953]

>>20095794
That means you are becoming a problem drunk, also i never see qt girls working at liqour stores its always arabs or indians

[Anonymous No.20099957]

>>20099707
Yes, you already informed us you're a psycho.

[Anonymous No.20099960]

>>20097896
Nah bartenders are like waitresses they need to be social with the regulars for steady tips.

Mine is always super cheery and I only spend 10 bucks a night

[Anonymous No.20099966]

>>20098350
Steelie chads are noticable, doublaly so if you are a clean cut employed man and not the typical bum that drinks them.

I went to the recycling center and saw a bum drinking a steelie in public and it made me re think drinking them but fuck it, its a cheap buzz that does the same job as the fancy shit

[Anonymous No.20099969]

>>20098425
Is he a hobo?
I know hobos that will wait and sell plasma to pay off debts and shit

[Anonymous No.20100134]

>>20098350
Steelpill me, I think all alcohol is basically gross so I don't care for the taste and the price is obviously right. How's the hangover though? That's really the only factor my buying is motivated by.

[Anonymous No.20100182]

>>20095475
I stopped going to Starbucks because of this.

[Anonymous No.20100184]

>>20095844
lmao who gives a fuck I'm half drunk and couldn't care less about her feelings anyway

[Anonymous No.20100192]

>>20098561
The coward speaks!!! :D

[Anonymous No.20100311]

>>20099960
v true, in reality i can't stand the vast majority of my regulars
but they all think im great

[Anonymous No.20100521]

>>20099957
You have a strange definition of 'psycho' anon. Enjoy tonight's sleep in your mother's basement anon. I'll enjoy mine in the main bedroom of my rowhouse that i'm still paying a mortgage on.

[Anonymous No.20100555]

There is nothing worse than being recognized by the wagie at the store or restaurant you are visiting, and then having the wagie try to talk to you as if you are somehow equals in any possible way. When this happens, I can feel my stomach turning sour, and then within seconds, I tend to find myself projectile vomiting on the wagie.
The thought of someone who earns $14 an hour talking to me, when I retired after making less than $10 an hour makes me SICK. They aren't even human.

[Anonymous No.20100660]

>>20095475
You are one pathetic motherfucker. Seriously, you're trolling a COOKING BOARD, with TWO threads? If you can't get laid, getting a fucking hooker, already.

[Anonymous No.20100706]

>>20098778
It's really fucking pathetic to see such an obvious newfaggot trying and failing so hard to fit in.

[Anonymous No.20101065]

>>20099583
this one is more relatable honestly

[Anonymous No.20101578]

so what if i'll have the usual? i like what i like. there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.20101606]

>cashier learns your name from the credit card receipt

[Anonymous No.20101727]

>>20098532
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHa

[Anonymous No.20101728]

>>20097009
because they are pathetic undersocialized wretches afraid of people for no good reason at all

[Anonymous No.20102005]

>>20098532
>>20098584
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.20103088]

>>20099066
>Come across this while watching Gilmore Girls right now.
Creepy....