/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20075304]

realistically, in all likelihood, what would it take for you to eat the bugs?

[Anonymous No.20075310]

>>20075304
A bug large enough that you can separate its meat from its organs and shell.

[Anonymous No.20075312]

>>20075304
you got me OP, everyone can be bought
my price to eat the bugs is the complete destruction of the state of isreal and all its citizens

[Anonymous No.20075323]

>>20075304
I would replace my protein powder with bug protein powder if it's like 30%cheaper and I would read online after about 10 minutes of research that that it's qualitatively equal or better to regular whey protein.

[Anonymous No.20075340]

>>20075304
You'd have to steal my family land. Even a paltry 20 acres of fertile land is enough to self sustain chickens and pigs, the occasional duck or turkey, and deer to feed two families all the meat they want and then some.
You have to use the whole pig though, for a lot of suburban and urbanites that is where shit would fall apart.

[Anonymous No.20075341]

I've eaten the bugs. I gave the bugs a chance. I didn't like the bugs. I will not eat the bugs again. Nothing will change this

[Anonymous No.20075349]

>>20075340
>urbanites
I'm an urbanite and have been my whole life, in various cities on three different continents.
I eat pork blood, liver, kidney, tongue intestines, uterus, ears, maws etc
Only things I've not eaten are external sex organs, eyes and lungs.

[Anonymous No.20075352]

>>20075341
>Nothing will change this
Yes, government legislation will. You may not have enjoyed straight bugs, but what about when food manufacturers are allowed to put cricket/mealworm powder into your food as a filler?

[Anonymous No.20075357]

>>20075304
Realistically, what would it take for you to quit making stupid fucking junior high school-tier threads on /ck/?

[Anonymous No.20075360]

Anyone actually tried bugs, what did they think. To me it just seems like indigestible cardboard that might be good if served in some spices or sauce.
Or do they have juicy sweet insides?

[Anonymous No.20075372]

>>20075349
The fact you've lived on three different continents says you are way outside the average for most western city dwellers and suburbanites and you damn well know that. Don't come around here with that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.20075378]

>>20075304
Realistically, in all likelihood, if you push people to a point where their choices are "eat roaches" or "starvation", then they will probably pick a third, secret option.

[Anonymous No.20075382]

>>20075352
We don't buy many processed foods besides pasta, flour and the occasional loaf of bread or jar of peanut butter or jam. I doubt we'll be affected much.
When mealworm powder can be made to resemble a whole chicken or a stalk of celery, I'll change my tune. Until then, I'm good. Enjoy your Honey Bunches of Crickets, Anon.

[Anonymous No.20075390]

>>20075372
>and you damn well know that
lol
It's true.
Can pork lungs be prepared and eaten? I've had calf's lung and lamb's but not pork.

[Anonymous No.20075397]

Thread immediately hidden. All fields.

[Anonymous No.20075438]

>>20075390
Ground for sausage or mealed for chicken feed. I've never seen them used as a stand alone cut.

[Anonymous No.20075448]

>>20075304
texture
I'd eat crunchy bugs not slimey or chewy ones.

[Anonymous No.20075525]

>>20075304
We'd have to run out of WEF kike niggerfaggots to eat first.

[Anonymous No.20075629]

>>20075304
I would gladly buy bags of powdered insect protein if they were cheap, but they aren't

[Anonymous No.20075654]

>>20075312
joke's on you, Isnotrael was never a legitimate state 8^)

[Anonymous No.20075675]

>>20075304
>realistically, in all likelihood, what would it take for you to eat the bugs?
If we run out of kikes to eat

[Anonymous No.20075744]

isn't chitin indigestible?

[Anonymous No.20075771]

>>20075744
Yes, just like insoluble fiber in other foods.

[Anonymous No.20075788]

>>20075304
Tastes good. I've eaten some bugs. Chapulines and worm salt

[Anonymous No.20075874]

>>20075304
Nothing. I will never eat any bug. I've never even eaten lobster or crab.

[Anonymous No.20075906]

can anyone tell me why I should care about eating bugs? i don't see any difference in eating a bug than a fish or a cow

[Anonymous No.20075934]

>>20075352
>what about when food manufacturers are allowed to put cricket/mealworm powder into your food
I don't eat "manufactured" food.
How are they gonna add cricket powder to a banana? Or a steak?
The only people eating bugs will be the bugmen who consoom supermarket boomerslop.
Us normal handsome people eating whole natural foods will be fine.
Have you ever eaten food without a label, anon?
*crickets*

[Anonymous No.20076074]

>what would it take
not much, i'm not a fucking little girl about it

[Anonymous No.20076128]

I've always wanted to eat one of those giant grubs you see tribals making food vloggers try. Idk why they seem juicy af

From what I understand though pretty much every insect just tastes like dirt

[Anonymous No.20076395]

>>20076128
>pretty much every insect just tastes like dirt

Oh not at all. Grubs taste like beef bone marrow and are quite tasty. Fried agave worms taste like sunflower seeds and go great with beer. Diving beetles taste just like clams, and I do mean like 1:1. Fried grasshoppers taste like what I would imagine fried sardines taste like.

I had the grubs In Ecuador and everything else in Mexico. There's something wholesome in bringing a "professional female companion" with you (hookers but they stay with you for the duration of the trip, kind of like rent-a-girlfriend) and watching them giggle while you eat exotic foods...and then jokingly offer them some and when they say no you give them the "I was pretending to ask; fucking eat it" look.

I highly recommend just getting on a plane and visiting Mexico and below. It was waay funner than when I went to Europe, and you can do ANYTHING in those parts if you've got $$. I straight up paid cops to be my cab drivers and offer protection in some of the seedier parts. You run into A LOT of Americans, Brits, and Aussies too; like I was astounded by how many Englishmen I saw in Santiago Chile.

But I will say something about the bugs...it's just not something I'd eat back here in the states, and they weren't very filling at all. There's just something off...again, they left me craving the things they tasted like.

[Anonymous No.20076414]

>>20076395
>There's something wholesome in bringing a "professional female companion" with you

[Anonymous No.20076449]

>>20075934
yeah crickets don’t have a label? i say this with all sincerity please think before you type

[Anonymous No.20076512]

>>20076414
>professional female companion

Yeah sometimes I bring them back with me too. I brought this one from El Salvador. I paid for her to get across and for a few years she cleaned my house for free and cooked while living with me. I found her a husband and solemnized their marriage via proxy (can you guess what I do for a living?) and last I checked she was living quite happily with a doctor that never knew she was a prostitute in her home country. See, it's all about working together towards a common goal so everyone's life improves. My only hobby is food and one would really be surprised the friendships and relationships that can be formed over a meal. I don't know what the fuck Bourdain was smoking because I always used to say that man had my dream job. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.20076517]

>>20076512
I expected a coomer, but you're one of the good ones. Keep it up man

[Anonymous No.20076568]

>>20076517
Oh yeah I never had sex with them. I just don't like eating alone and it's easier to draw a crowd of strangers and find out where all the best food spots are when you've got some arm candy. A lot of people think that prostitutes are these disgusting evil monsters, but a lot of them are either a victim of circumstances, trying to take care of their families, or they're being forced illegally. Human traffickers are surprisingly friendly and always willing to negotiate a release deal. Going through the police is the worst thing you could do since they work together anyway. It's not a bad deal. You educate them, train them to find work, and get a matchmaker to get them good husbands and then at their leisure they pay back all of my expenses with fair and reasonable interest. And that interest can come in the form of anything, like mostly it's just cooking and cleaning which saves me money and we can just work it that way. It's cool because they cook the way that they cook inside their homes so it's not all commercialized. I never liked Peruvian food until I had the homemade version of it, pic very much related.

They eat guinea pigs in Peru too an they're delicious. How do you people feel about eating rodents?

[Anonymous No.20076606]

>>20075304
the death of every single jew and every cowardly liar and scheming politician and also all of the indians and blacks and most of the chinese and also all muslims
then i will eat 1 spiced cricket

[Anonymous No.20076624]

>>20075304
If I was starving to death in the middle of a jungle within a 3rd world shithole.

[Anonymous No.20076631]

>>20075304
>what would it take for you to eat the bugs?
eating them as a very young small child, and possibly not even that.

[Anonymous No.20076636]

>>20075304
If I could beat up the leader of the world economic forum once I would happily eat the bugs for the rest of my life but I get 15 minutes alone with him and nobody gets to stop me

[Anonymous No.20076638]

>>20076568
I did the same thing in Thailand actually. I enjoyed some bar girl's company down in Pattaya and decided to invite her along with me for a few days. I ended up attending her grandma's super traditional Buddhist funeral in the Sakon Nakhon villages two weeks later. I really need to get down to sudamérica though. I totally agree with your perspective too, they're no different than anyone else. Which country would you recommend for my first time? Peru's been calling out to me oddly enough. Personally I like rata but I don't expect many other Americans to share my opinion

[Anonymous No.20076760]

>>20076638
>Peru's been calling out to me

Machu Picchu was literally the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. They do drive like lunatics over there and where there's crime there's CRIME...you really have to be careful with that last one, so I suggest contacting a reputable travel agent (yes they still exist, and some even specialize in Latin American countries). It's really easy to make friends over there but like literally no one speaks English, so if you speak Spanish you'll be at an advantage. Columbia is gorgeous and they're very friendly to tourists, kind of like Mexico. If you love beaches and that type of environment I can't recommend Costa Rica enough. Mexico alone though is like you could spend your whole life traveling through that country and you still won't see everything; it really is the most polarizing place on earth, and their seafood is the best I've ever had....I highly recommend a place called Don Vergas in Mexico City. Like look up the instagram page for Don Vergas and just look at what they've got. It's amazing.

[Anonymous No.20076828]

>>20076638
Not the guy you responded to, but I stayed in Peru for about a month for a short study abroad program when I was 17, right before starting college. Lived in Cusco, didn’t do much at the time besides hike Machu Picchu + eat a lot of foods + learn Spanish. The roasted guinea pig (cuy, I believe in Spanish, or maybe that’s the Quechua name) is really good and juicy. Would recommend. Don’t visit Lima though, I’ve had Peruvians and non Peruvians tell me you’ll get scammed and robbed easily. I’d also recommend trying their cacao tea, it’s pretty good, and I’ve heard tale that it has benefits (though I’m not sure how true that is). There may also be some weird Asian/Peruvian fusion foods, as I believe there is a pretty significant Asian population there; though I can’t remember.

[Anonymous No.20076836]

>>20076828
Sidenote, if you go to Machu Picchu, go with a group and do a 5 day hike there. It’s genuinely amazing and beautiful watching the terrain change throughout the hike + seeing the stars at night. You might throw up from the altitude though (my teacher, me, and 2 others were the only ones who didn’t throw up in our group of 15 people).

[Anonymous No.20076845]

>>20076128
So that thing is a larva right? The FUCK crawls out of there when it's done???

[Anonymous No.20076882]

>>20076845
A Hercules Beetle! Despite their scary appearance they're actually quite friendly and don't bite or sting you with their horns. If you have sensitive skin their feet pinch really hard when you pick them up, but that's just because they like to maintain their balance. Some people keep them as pets or even build small "bug circuses" where they have them ride carousels and the like. Like a flea circus but with actual bugs. And yes some people eat the beetle itself.

[Anonymous No.20076889]

>>20076882
beetles are cool

[Anonymous No.20076897]

>>20076882
The way hair comes out underneath the hard parts makes it look like a furry animal wearing armor.

[Anonymous No.20076932]

>>20076889
>>20076897
This what they look like cooked. I've never had one but I looked it up and supposedly they taste like crab.

[Anonymous No.20076951]

>>20076889
Yeah I hear they make good pets too; like they're just chill and eat fruit.

[Anonymous No.20076964]

>>20076828
>cacao tea
>it has benefits

Hmm, what benefits? Health or recreational?

[Anonymous No.20076990]

If dogs won't eat it neither will I

[Anonymous No.20077109]

>>20076990
Yeah me neither, as an everyday food, but I've always had an inkling for exotic foods. I wouldn't eat rattlesnake stew every single day, but when I had it I liked it.

Yes I would be very pissed if one day I go to the grocery store and all they have to eat are bugs, but then again if the other option is starvation, then maybe I wouldn't have as much a problem with it...more like a dissatisfaction.

[Anonymous No.20077280]

>>20075304
Are prawns bugs? If so, just barbecue them.
Then GTFO of my way as I'll eat an enormous number of them.

[Anonymous No.20077288]

>>20075312
But what about Underground Israel?

[Anonymous No.20077306]

>>20075304
Eh, release it with the next xbox, charge the kids a subscription, slap Classic Food on the box, maybe with a picture of a hamburger and fries on the front, remove a couple of the legs to sell later as dlc, slap bethesda on the front, and you've got a deal, sister.

[Anonymous No.20077361]

>>20077306
I like you.

[Anonymous No.20077362]

>>20076964
I recall locals mentioning it’s good for ur heart/energy + curing altitude sickness. No clue how true it is though.

[Anonymous No.20077423]

>>20076128
I'd try that unironically.

[Anonymous No.20077438]

>>20076990
animal abuse

[Anonymous No.20077449]

>>20075304
No.

TKD.

[Anonymous No.20077459]

>>20077438
>Chang subtitles
That dog is lucky he's not in the frying pan.

[Anonymous No.20077536]

>>20075304
I will not eat the bugs

[Anonymous No.20077699]

>>20077280
>Are prawns bugs?
no

[Anonymous No.20077849]

>>20075304
(the image got me until an anon highlight it)
You know, humans can't process most bugs proteins?
So basically, you eat nothing when you eat bugs.
Also, bugfarms's bugs are really unhealthy.

So, yeah, I would "eat" bugs only if there is litteraly nothing else.
I would really prefer to feed the bugs to a hen and eat eggs.

If you mean as a novelty, I already ate bugs, and it's not good.
Crickets taste like nails basically.
Worms more or less taste like some kind of strange flour.

[Anonymous No.20078082]

>>20075304
As soon as I see the multi-billionaire "we're going to exterminate you to save the planet" WEF psychos, being served a plate of cockroaches at one of their Dr. Evil-style gatherings.

[Anonymous No.20078088]

>>20075323
This, if its cheap nutritious and doesnt taste like dogshit idgaf what it is bugs arent any grosser than any other animal when you really think about it

[Anonymous No.20078322]

>>20075304
>what would it take for you to eat the bugs?
For all intensive purposes, about $3.50.

[Anonymous No.20078359]

>>20075378
Tell that to Cambodia

[Anonymous No.20078364]

>>20075378
But you're the one pushing society to that point by using cell phones and gas powered vehicles.

[Anonymous No.20078367]

>>20077699
They are, there's no actual difference between crustacea and insecta. In fact insects' wings are highly divergent gills.

[Anonymous No.20078412]

>>20078364
The giant shipping freighters crisscrossing the ocean that make globohomo possible cause more pollution than ICE cars, yet (((somehow))) getting rid of them is never proposed when it comes to addressing climate change.

[Anonymous No.20078454]

>>20078082
Please Anon, you know that they would gladly do that for the show...
Gates already ate soymeat and such.

[Anonymous No.20078620]

>>20075352
>Look at nutrition label
>Identify presence of maggots
>Don't buy item

[Anonymous No.20078656]

>>20076882
>and don't bite or sting you with their horns.
thats what they said about the thing that killed steve irwin.

[Anonymous No.20078674]

starvation

[Anonymous No.20078676]

>>20075304
I'm allergic to the chitin so I will never eat them or the seabugs. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.20078679]

>>20078412
They also utilize some of the nastiest, least-refined fuel that is the most polluting, cheapest garbage you can distill from a barrel.

[Anonymous No.20078680]

>>20075654
well it's sure acting like one, whereas Palestine is not :P

[Anonymous No.20078688]

Reminder if you eat shrimp or prawn you're already halfway there.

[Anonymous No.20078692]

I will genocide the elite before I eat their bugs.

[Anonymous No.20078950]

You WILL eat the bugs. You will NOT have a choice.

[Anonymous No.20080004]

'ump

[Anonymous No.20080018]

>>20075304
I would eat the bugs to pwn the libs

[Anonymous No.20080083]

>>20075304
Realistically, in all likelihood, repeal the 19th amendment and I would consider your proposal.

[Anonymous No.20080135]

>>20076512
What the hell do you do for a living?

[Anonymous No.20080197]

>>20075304
loads and loads of cash money

[Anonymous No.20080239]

>>20080083
this is the only correct response

[Anonymous No.20081191]

>>20075304
>realistically, in all likelihood, what would it take for you to eat the bugs?
Genocide. Specifically, the (((globalists)))

[Anonymous No.20081226]

Ill just get cell culture meat which would likely be cheaper by the time live animal meat sources become unsustainable, any faggot that wants you to eat bugs is just some sicko with a fetish for it. Hopefully lab grown meat can also be altered to make it higher in protein and other nutrients as well, while avoiding possible diseases

[Anonymous No.20081421]

ground it up and dilute it with ground up beef meat or vegan meat

[Anonymous No.20081488]

>>20078656
the thing that killed Steve Irwin literally has 'sting' in its name

[Anonymous No.20081655]

>>20075323
>buy $10 of crickets from reptile store
>use old storage bins for containers
>use egg cartons and carboard for housing
>feed vegetable and fruit scraps
>little bit of dirt for cricket eggs
>grow cricket farm
>collect crickets, stick in freezee to kill, roast in oven, then sift
wa la cricket powder
Can't imagine when cricket powder would be cheaper than whey.

[Anonymous No.20081688]

>>20075304
a bullet in the head of everyone who keeps telling me to eat the bugs for muh green planet

[Anonymous No.20081806]

>>20075310
Not a big, it’s a fish

[Anonymous No.20081828]

>>20075310
/thread

[Anonymous No.20081920]

>>20080135
Attorney turned real estate investor. But I'm still a licensed attorney in The State of California

[Anonymous No.20081929]

>>20081688
nobody is doing this sincerely, you are just inventing a guy to get mad at.

[Anonymous No.20081937]

>>20075310
It's not an issue of size, bugs are full of bitter goo, and cooking them won't turn that into succulent meat.

[Anonymous No.20081975]

>>20075304
I have tried the bugs. Fried grasshoppers were ok, crispy and a decent snack if you like salty crunchy things.
Mealworms were awful, felt like capsules full of flour. And tasted like flour too.

[Anonymous No.20081996]

What's the point though? There is more nutritious food available at a lower cost both in cash and in environmental friendliness that is more widely culturally accepted.
Everyone is freaking out about bugs when everyone should be finding cool ways to create new shit in a very global society. We did it 500 years ago, not sure why we are too retarded to do it now outside of bullshit heritage reasons. I mean look what happens when you slap Mexican and Korean together

[Anonymous No.20082097]

>>20075304
for them to eat it first - the billionaire oligarchs who push it on us.

[Anonymous No.20082212]

>>20075378
This depends on location and race. The 3rd option is not always available or viable.

[Anonymous No.20082292]

>>20075304
actual starvation. Ive tried mealworms and they tasted like dirt and the flavoring on them and were stuck in my teeth for hours, just awful. Id go vegetarian well before id be eating bug meals

[Anonymous No.20082307]

>>20075304
removing the head. not touching that.

[Anonymous No.20082783]

>>20081996
>not sure why we are too retarded to do it now
Modern media made us dumb.

[Anonymous No.20082922]

>>20075310
If bugs had a pound of white rich meat in it I'd eat them too. I actually spearfish for these Fucks and they aren't bugs. The intelligence difference, the meat etc. Even when you remove the head entirely and toss it back for chum it's not as gross as killing a roach 5% of its size lol.

[Anonymous No.20082930]

>>20078088
I don't consider bugs to be on a karmic scale. I pray for every meal I eat (not really but I try to remember) I will do anything in my power to relocate a lizard in my beach apartment but a bug I will kill with no remorse on sight.
It's why bugs are analogous to being the lowest of the low

[Anonymous No.20083003]

>>20082922
>The intelligence difference
compare this guy to a honeybee or jumping spider

[Anonymous No.20083027]

>>20075352
Thanks for admitting jews always poison food

[Anonymous No.20083498]

>>20081920
Coincidentally I got the first part down.
How did you "turn real estate investor"?

[Anonymous No.20083939]

Probably as a last resort in a survival situation. I don't see myself eating bugs out of curiosity

[Anonymous No.20083941]

>>20082212
It's always available. You might not survive it, but it's available. Just depends on how much indignity you're willing to suffer in exchange for survival.

The idea that the majority of humanity will have to subsist on insects, algae, and s-o-y to save the planet (and save the more desirable foods for the elite) is a new idea. Even in pre-Revolutionary France or Civil War era USSR people didn't contemplate eating bugs to save the elites, they just killed the elites or died trying.

[Anonymous No.20083966]

>>20075304
The EU has began putting bugs in various products, look for the ingredient called carmine

[Anonymous No.20083983]

>>20083966
Carmine has been used as a red dye/food colouring for centuries, retard.

[Anonymous No.20084038]

>>20083498
you buy a multiplex when the economy is in downturn and then you just keep going lol. all you need is sufficient starting capital!
>>20076512
im surprised, the internet has taught me that low education prostitutes are not exactly great wife material.

[Anonymous No.20084046]

>>20076568
christ brother you're everything I aspire to be

[Anonymous No.20084069]

>>20081996
>pulled pork flavoured tempeh stick from slim jim, with 700 essential amino acids, vitamins, minerals!
eventually

[Anonymous No.20084096]

Literally this video
https://youtu.be/JzUuPguQ0pA?si=luXmJ8UmCuQgrjAU

[Anonymous No.20084128]

>>20083966
Well, it's not food.
Not in the sense "primary source of nutriments".
It's an additive.

[Anonymous No.20084148]

>>20084096
What a disgusting video...
First, he just sprinkles insects here and there, or eat it like this (so it's not cooking).
Second, what an insufferable fag.
Yuck.

[Anonymous No.20084171]

>>20075304
I will NEVER

[Anonymous No.20085743]

>>20084096
uma delicia

[Anonymous No.20086044]

>>20076882
That's insane. So that's forming inside of the larva creature? Bur before it's done, IS it the larva?? Who's steering the larva?? When does its consciousness, if any, gets detached from the larva??

[Anonymous No.20086054]

>>20075304
Half of you fags who are all "i'd NEVER eat the bugs fuck da joos" will happily eat sea bugs if they're served with enough butter. not me though. No bugs, land nor sea.

[Anonymous No.20086087]

>>20086054
i'd eat bugs if they were delicious

problem is land bugs are rarely tasty and even from environmental standpoint, chicken and poultry in general basically pollutes and costs the same to raise

plastic-eating mealworms on the other hand are a great way to create biodegradable matter that my vegetable will eat and organic matter that chickens will eat.

[Anonymous No.20086118]

>>20075304
The complete and actual extermination of all chikes.

[Anonymous No.20086140]

>>20086054
I'd happily eat sea bugs even without butter, since sea bugs are tasty and have good texture.
which is exactly where regular bugs fail, both taste and texture.

[Anonymous No.20086302]

>>20075304
There's something that is oddly satisfying when you feel a small creature crawling in your mouth before you ground it up to a lifeless juicy pulp.

[Anonymous No.20086405]

>>20086044
Eyup.
It's very strange, but basically, the larva builds a hard shell (chrysalis or cocoon) and then almost liquefies.
It then reorders itself in this strange soup and builds back as the final bug.
If I recall correctly, only the nervous system stays intact.
You probably want to check out what I said tho, better safe than sorry...

>>20086054
I would have no problems eating (lang) bugs if they were actually food.
But their proteins are not processable by human bodies.
Crustaceans on the other hand ("sea" bugs, which are not bugs, and may not came from sea (like crayfish)) offers real food, aka usable proteins for the human body.
They only share the same clade (Pancrustacea) or even phylum (Arthropod) if take scorpions in account when speaking of "land" bugs.
Simply put, they are not the same.

And the political agenda and false arguments makes me even more angry about forcing people to eat bugs.

[Anonymous No.20088014]

Taste like the thing it's trying to imitate, the entire mass consumption market could easily be swapped with cheaper, more efficient forms of protein.

[Anonymous No.20088039]

>>20088014
Like cock you mean?

[Anonymous No.20088046]

>>20088039
Jokes on you there's good chance there's cock in your big Mac

[Anonymous No.20088054]

>>20088046
What do you mean

[Anonymous No.20088055]

>>20076128
that thing looks good af ngl

[Anonymous No.20088056]

>>20088054
I mean the quality of fast food meat is terrible

[Anonymous No.20088069]

>>20088056
I meant chicken cock

[Anonymous No.20088380]

>>20075304
I would resort to cannibalism before eating the bugs, I'm not kidding if you think I am fuck around and find out.

[Anonymous No.20088799]

>>20084038
>low education prostitutes are not exactly great wife material.

[Anonymous No.20088903]

insects are our friends. why do liberals hate them

[Anonymous No.20088970]

>>20075304
I ate grilled crickets from Laos (so probably illegally collected kek) this w-e: it's just fine. It doesn't look that gross, it's crispy, flavorless, once salty with maybe paprika etc it'd be better. Not much different than eating shrimp' shells.

[Anonymous No.20088977]

>>20076990
dogs regularly eat poop: why would you trust these poopeaters regarding food lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.20088989]

>>20075304
Not possible. I am not going to die and look at my ancestors and say "I consented to eating bugs". Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.20089777]

Starvation

[Anonymous No.20089803]

>>20088989
your ancestors ate bugs
they are going to mock you for being a picky little bitch

[Anonymous No.20089900]

>>20082922
>If bugs had a pound of white rich meat in it I'd eat them too
Uhh, I've got a pound of rich white meat you can eat

[Anonymous No.20089975]

So what's stopping most farms from farming fast-breeding bugs and adding them to fast-producing cornish cross or red broiler hens' diets in addition to whatever the fuck they feed them? Doesn't seem like much effort to breed bugs and let chickens convert them to tasty protein instead of feeding ze bugs to ourselves directly. Doesn't seem like many homesteaders or farms do this but I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.20090598]

>>20081806
they are actually more closely related to bugs than fish

[Anonymous No.20090608]

>>20089900
heh

[Anonymous No.20090609]

Best foods for curing or palliating common household STDs?

Include instructions if necessary.

[Anonymous No.20090617]

>>20089975
There was a study some years back about that. I've forgotten the actual purpose of the study and got fixated on one point made that chickens fed a big heavy diet tasted exactly the same as those that weren't and had only marginally different nutritional profiles so maybe it was that raising bugs for this purpose wasn't cost effective in the long run.
iirc, there was a world of difference, however, when it came to eggs. Bug fed chickens made better tasting, more nutritious eggs, I think.

[Anonymous No.20090661]

>>20089900
heh yeahyeah me too! no wait a second I've got TWO pounds! hehhehheh yeah TWO pounds hmhm, boiyoiyoiyoing

[Anonymous No.20090847]

>>20090617
Huh, seems like a good enough deal for me but I'm not too informed on the subject to make any conclusions. Still, farming bugs seems like it's literally free and the bug poop/frass is as good as manure too. Guess it must be too tedious or too much work or something.

[Anonymous No.20090864]

>>20090847
Oops. I saw a typo in my post >>20090617
>big heavy diet
should have read BUG heavy diet, if that wasn't clear.
Farming bugs might seem free but you've got to remember: bugs need to eat and someone needs to feed them IE to raise bugs to feed chickens, you'd need to still pay for feed and labour (and additional labour to feed the bugs you raised to the chickens). That's why I guessed it wasn't worth the effort.
I'm gonna see if I can find either the study or an article mentioning it

[Anonymous No.20090909]

>>20075744
Yes, and extremely bad for gut health, causing inflammation and gut fauna die offs. Who knows what problems long term consumption would have.

[Anonymous No.20090917]

>>20076606
Based. I'd eat a lobster instead though. No cricket for me.

[Anonymous No.20091071]

>>20086044

[Anonymous No.20091222]

>>20088903
I've watched some discovery channel and planet earth shit about what they do to each other, poison is a gift.

[Anonymous No.20091242]

>>20086044
someone skipped bug day and metamorphosis in elementary school

[Anonymous No.20091665]

>animals rolls around in dirt and eats shit
YEESS EPIC BACON TIME XD
>insect walks in dirt and eats shit
theres a big conspiracy to make me eat this but i wont because im le based guy

carnists are the stupidest people on earth
either youre a vegan, or you eat every animal there is. anything else is morally and logically inconsistent

[Anonymous No.20092087]

>>20083966
Lmao thats food dye. You get more random bug ppm from factory made products in the states.

[Anonymous No.20092120]

>>20091071
Damn that is so fucking cool.

[Anonymous No.20092249]

>>20076932
>wow! furry fren!
>btw here's its burnt corpse

[Anonymous No.20092297]

>20091665
>retard vegan is too retarded to tell the difference between big meaty mammal and small insect with no real meat to them, undigestable carapaces, and no easy way to properly clean them of guts and fluids

[Anonymous No.20092351]

>>20091665
You are not very smart.

[Anonymous No.20092454]

>>20075304
When my local market sells them whole and unprocessed. I don't trust processed slop "food" and will not be eating whatever crude bug paste the WEF wants to push.

[Anonymous No.20093559]

Being asleep

[Anonymous No.20093633]

>>20092454
you're very lucky, these beauties look fresh and crispy!
where do they come from??

[Anonymous No.20093680]

>>20092454
>even the bugs will be processed into vegetable oil garbage squared
grim

[Anonymous No.20093996]

>>20075304
I would have tried them when I was a kid but now that globohomo is being creepy about it I wouldn't as a matter of principle.

[Anonymous No.20094374]

just normalization, and that goes for most people here it's just that you won't admit it
if you go to a country where eating da bugz is normal, then you'll eventually do it if you spend enough time there

[Anonymous No.20094801]

why did he do it???