I just found out 5 days ago that I am 25 weeks pregnant with a baby boy. :)

[Anonymous No.20067980]

Do any moids or dads have any nutritional advice? Seems like his growth and heartbeat are normal/healthy but since I didnt know I was pregnant for so long I feel like I need to overcompensate for how ive been eating for the past 6 months. I was also smoking weed every day and around 3 hand-rolled cigarettes on days Ive been at work. Im worried hes gonna be premature and/or addicted to corn syrup. Help. Thanx.

[Anonymous No.20067998]

>>20067980
Do not consume any seed oil or artificial sweetener.

[Anonymous No.20068004]

I didnt know I was pregnant because I was on birth control and my retarded GP told me I probably had "cyclical vomiting syndrome" and sent me on my way without making me take a test. I was having unusual boob pain but all my girl friends told me that that happens to them too or that happened when they switched birth control so I didnt suspect anything until I started gaining weight rapidly but my belly button was flat and I felt what seemed like a heartbeat or spasms in my stomach.

[Anonymous No.20068013]

Drink lots of mugwort tea every day

[Anonymous No.20068022]

>>20068013
Dont be rude just bc youre jealous

[Anonymous No.20068024]

stop fucking smoking weed

[Anonymous No.20068028]

>>20068024
Omg thanx! I havent thought of that!

[Anonymous No.20068034]

We all know you're trying to murder the baby, you retarded dyke. Don't try to LARP as you trying to eat healthy and reverse any problems because we all know women don't do that shit, they never hold accountability, and they love killing babies. Crystal Cafe is that way, my gal. We don't want you on this board.
In all seriousness: Grow your own food, never buy any store-brought food, do not get anything with corn syrup, eat smaller portions, quit smoking. In short: Do NOT eat goyslop.
>>20068022
I want to know how's that rude, he's just giving you some suggestions and ain't no one jealous of your deadbeat ass and the consequences of your actions.

[Anonymous No.20068071]

>>20068034
If you took 2 seconds to look up "pregnancy mugwort" you would find out that people drink it to induce miscarriages.

Youre making it seems like you live in goverment housing or something lol. Newsflash! Not all women are black or white trash/mudsharks!

I wasnt planning on having a child yet but that doesnt mean I didnt want one in the first place. I just wanted to be able to afford to get married to my boyfriend first.

I hope one day you can share this experience with someone because ive never been so happy and excited in my life, but you should try and be less JEALOUS first.

[Anonymous No.20068077]

>>20068034
>>20068024
damn i thought she had to keep smoking as she did before find out she was pregnant, good lord you people are retards

[Anonymous No.20068086]

>>20068034
>eat smaller portions

I suggest you seethe less and be less of a complete idiot unless you want to die childless and alone

[Anonymous No.20068105]

>>20067980
Dumb whore

[Anonymous No.20068107]

Christ how do you miss that?
My wife and I knew at 2 weeks because we were trying.
You should have been taking prenatals months ago.

[Anonymous No.20068189]

Bringing a child into this world is such a selfish and horrible thing to do. We didn't ask to be born, but we have the choice to not bring that suffering to others. Things are already bad, imagine how they'll be in 18 years.
I'd recommend an abortion and to use proper birth control, or get your tubes tied.

[Anonymous No.20068231]

>>20067980
How do you go 25 weeks without knowing you're pregnant?

[Anonymous No.20068237]

>>20067980
>I abused narcotics and smoked cigarettes daily until my 3rd trimester because I didn't know I was pregnant LMAO whoopsie XD
You are dumb as a fucking box of shit. Please do the child a favor and give it up for adoption that way it at least has SOME chance in life.

[Anonymous No.20068262]

>>20067980
Women are fucking retarded. Giving them eights was a mistake

[Anonymous No.20068272]

>>20067980
>25 weeks

[Anonymous No.20068307]

>>20068237
It won't, it's going to be more retarded than it's mother by a long shot and society will be left paying the bills for the entirety of both of their lives.

[Anonymous No.20068311]

>>20068231
I explained earlier in the thread.
>>20068004

Given the circumstances it was an honest mistake but of course I regret not taking a test. My gp is retarded and ya in hindsight i was dumb for trusting her.

Im just happy hes healthy and my gyno said that this isnt uncommon.

Thankfully I hardly ever drink alcohol and I dont eat a ton of processed

Once I found out ive been very cautious but there is just so much conflicting information online about what you should/shouldnt eat/drink during pregnancy its a bit overwhelming...

[Anonymous No.20068319]

Don't touch receipt paper. It's well known to cause brain development issues.

[Anonymous No.20068320]

>>20068311
*processed foods

I do really like coca cola though thats what im mostly worried about

[Anonymous No.20068336]

How is anyone tanking this thread seriously?
Or ate they in on the toleplay and just using this as an outlet to say things they wish they could say to a real woman

[Anonymous No.20068337]

This thread makes me sad.

[Anonymous No.20068346]

>>20067998
>>20068013
>>20068024
>>20068034
>>20068105
>>20068231
>>20068237
>>20068262
My niggers in Christ you are talking to a man.

[Anonymous No.20068362]

I come to this board rarely for random food advice and now witness what is becoming a shitstorm of a thread. Is it always like this? I didn’t know cooking consisted of so much berating kek

[Anonymous No.20068369]

>>20068362
Been this way for years now, but it's worse every day.

[Anonymous No.20068379]

>>20068346
It's a man having a baby?

[Anonymous No.20068404]

>>20068346
Sickie, men can have babies now you dumb Democrat?

[Anonymous No.20068425]

>>20068362
Civvies don't get it.

[Anonymous No.20068595]

>>20067980
eat it to gain it's youth

[Anonymous No.20068742]

>>20067980
Congratulations! Have you thought about a name

[Anonymous No.20068750]

>>20068362
shut your blue waffle mouth

[Anonymous No.20068764]

>>20067980
>any nutritional advice?
to prevent neural tube defects, it is recommend that you supplement folic acid in an ordinary prenatal daily vitamin

[Anonymous No.20068831]

>>20068764
folic acid is only really important in the first trimester when all that shit first starts developing, a prenatal vitamin is always recommended but the benefits of them now are greatly diminished. Luckily most "food" now a days is overly fortified with random vitamins so OP should be okay

[Anonymous No.20068854]

im a tourist on ck, is this some pasta? like ops a landwhale cuz muh food?

[Anonymous No.20069089]

>>20068346
rent free

[Anonymous No.20069120]

>>20067980
>boi preggers?!?!
>In my uwu?!!?!?!

[Anonymous No.20069133]

>>20067998
>seed oil boogeyman
Go back

[Anonymous No.20069161]

>>20067980
On the off chance that this isn't bait, here's some advice:
Protein is vital for placenta development. In the second and third trimesters it's recommended to get at least 71 grams a day. It's hard, but it's good to prioritize that because the placenta is what nourishes your baby.
You want either a prenatal with iron or a separate iron supplement (or just eat foods rich in iron) because your body is producing TONS of red blood cells and without extra iron you will likely experience anemia.
Eating fish is a good idea because it's a good source of protein and important vitamins, but be careful how much you consume because you don't want to consume too much mercury.
You should start taking a prenatal even if it's late in the game. And definitely stop smoking. You should not smoke while breastfeeding either. In fact you should consider giving it up permanently with a baby/young child in the house. Smoke of any kind can hamper their lung function and babies are born with weak/immature lungs.
Alcohol is also a no go. When breastfeeding, you would need to either buy test strips to test your milk for the presence of it or pump twice to get any residual alcohol out before feeding your baby. You need to stay away from caffeine as well, as it has been known to cause premature birth and low birth weight.

[Anonymous No.20069174]

>>20068311
I had an OBGYN for my first and a midwife for my second. I can't recommend a midwife enough. My OBGYN was dangerously retarded and didn't even end up attending the birth. My midwife actually gave a shit and helped me have a healthier and all around better pregnancy + birth. OBGYNs are general women's health doctors so they don't necessarily specialize in pregnancy, whereas a midwife does. They will be able to tell you much more about the necessary nutrition for pregnancy.

[Anonymous No.20069177]

turns out googling 'how not to induce a miscarriage' is a great way to find out how to induce a miscarriage.

[Anonymous No.20069206]

>>20069133
if you willingly consume seed oils you are a literal retard

[Anonymous No.20069211]

>>20068319
i used to roll joints with it when i was 13yo because i couldn't buy rolling papers yet

[Anonymous No.20069427]

>>20068742
I think im gonna call him Daniel. :) thank u.

[Anonymous No.20069677]

>>20069427
That's my dad's name lol

[Anonymous No.20069725]

>>20068362
Chefs are fucking divas and have been for literal centuries, you shouldn't be surprised. Think artist level of pretentious, but about fucking food.

[Anonymous No.20069735]

>>20069725
They fuck the food????

[Anonymous No.20069743]

>>20069735
Yes, that's why /ck/ keeps telling people to make their own stuff doncha know.

[Anonymous No.20069860]

>>20069743
That's barbaric!

[Anonymous No.20069874]

>>20067980
Follow this diet
It is not a meme diet
It is very traditional diet
It will make you and your baby strong
https://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/abcs-of-nutrition/dietary-guidelines/#gsc.tab=0
>t. nutritionist

[Anonymous No.20070067]

>OH MY SCIENCE AS A RESULT OF MY IMPACTED COLON I AM NOW BOY PREGNANT FOR SIX WE- ACK!!!

[Anonymous No.20070089]

>>20069161
>it's recommended to get at least 71 grams a day. It's hard,
how is that hard? that's like one chicken breast

[Anonymous No.20070908]

>>20070089
That's two full chicken breasts. Do you eat 2 chicken breasts every single day?

[Anonymous No.20070934]

Imagine the cream pie

[Anonymous No.20070947]

>>20067980

Tits or gtfo dumb whore. We all know the fucking rules, stop fucking about. Show tits with timestamp and state your business, stupid cunt