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[Anonymous No.20064498]

[Anonymous No.20064501]

[Anonymous No.20064502]

>>20064498
I wonder if the same autistic faggot will spam the same shit from his folder the 100th times.

[Anonymous No.20064503]

>>20064498
yum, amerislop

[Anonymous No.20064505]

[Anonymous No.20064511]

>>20064498
God damn I hate women.

[Anonymous No.20064514]

>>20064502
looks like you've already started

[Anonymous No.20064520]

>>20064514
This is a ja/ck/ board and always will be, subhuman tourist.

[Anonymous No.20064521]

>>20064502
SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT SAME OLD SHIT

[Anonymous No.20064535]

>>20064520
You don't even cook. The fuck are you here for?

[Anonymous No.20064539]

>>20064520
that gimp hand always gets a chuckle out of me

[Anonymous No.20064549]

>>20064505
What the hell happens here? The gas stove was already ignited

[Anonymous No.20064572]

[Anonymous No.20064606]

>>20064549
Yes. And then there is an explosion.

[Anonymous No.20064614]

>>20064606
So where does the gas come from?

[Anonymous No.20064624]

>>20064614
Either incomplete ignition of the burner in use or a leak from one of the connections or other burners. A small amount in the atmosphere isn't enough to ignite, but eventually it became concentrated enough for the active flame to ignite it.

[Anonymous No.20064626]

>>20064614
Gas an air are a heterogeneous mixture, like the oil and balsamic vinaigrette on this plate. There was likely already plenty of gas in the apartment.

[Anonymous No.20064653]

[Anonymous No.20064654]

>>20064614
The girl farted.

[Anonymous No.20064655]

[Anonymous No.20064662]

>>20064655
why
looks like hell on earth

[Anonymous No.20064674]

>>20064520
He tells himself that this "diet" combined with the power of the Christ will cute his deteriorating left brain hemisphere.

[Anonymous No.20064675]

>>20064662
not my problem

[Anonymous No.20064676]

>>20064674
>mfw i go home and my wife asks why there's a cloud pattern on my dick

[Anonymous No.20064679]

>>20064505
Why was she on the floor?

[Anonymous No.20064697]

>>20064655
I'd kick his head in if I saw that.

[Anonymous No.20064700]

>>20064501
*Raises paw*

[Anonymous No.20064713]

>>20064697
If you ever came over there to visit you'd be a very busy man.
They barely qualify as human.
I don't mean all of them, just all the ones you see sitting on a bench with a box like that at night, and there are plenty.

[Anonymous No.20064717]

>>20064713
With all the surgery these weirdos have done I wouldn't be surprised if one of those sniffers is her own old one.

[Anonymous No.20064741]

>>20064697

[Anonymous No.20064747]

>>20064662
It's going to be eaten by birds and rats

[Anonymous No.20064758]

>>20064741
At least he didn't smash the seagulls like i expected him to

[Anonymous No.20064761]

>>20064713
YWN share your cute waifu's steamed schnoz with her.

[Anonymous No.20064783]

>>20064501
Wrong bear claw!

[Anonymous No.20065175]

>>20064498
>heya Hun, what're ya havin'?
>>yeah lemme get a conveyor belt soup

[Anonymous No.20065189]

>>20064655
who is this POS

[Anonymous No.20065212]

>>20064741
>>20064758
Yeah, I was waiting for a gull to come in the car and steal some of his food

[Anonymous No.20065223]

>>20064502
You are off by an order of magnitude. Mods are in charge of making site unusable so people won't find /pol/ but that's what drives them there to begin with.
Enjoy your 24/7 spam thread for Aldi/Costco/McDonalds/etc

[Anonymous No.20065246]

>>20064549
looks like another burner was on too, filled space with gas. Boom.

[Anonymous No.20065257]

>>20064498
Grim

[Sage No.20065267]

>>20064614
The eggs.

[Anonymous No.20065271]

>>20064505

[Anonymous No.20065284]

>>20064505
>explosion hits
>he disapears
h-he is fast!

[Anonymous No.20065296]

>>20065175
That shit isn't for people who have a choice, retard.

[Anonymous No.20065317]

>>20064741
>record yourself breaking social norms
>upload
>get millions of views
pretty smart actually

[Anonymous No.20065319]

>>20064713
If it's seasoned well it's probably fine, I use pork face for sisig and it's good.

[Anonymous No.20065341]

>>20064679
She was eating.

[Anonymous No.20065363]

>>20065296
this nigga over here eating conveyor belt soup lma0

[Anonymous No.20065387]

>>20065363
You ordered it.

[Anonymous No.20065393]

>>20064549
looks like gas built up in the cabinets somehow, maybe a leak or burner left on

[Anonymous No.20065810]

>>20064501
You take EBZ's hand?

[Anonymous No.20065913]

>>20064498
I can't tell if this is
>prison
>military dining facility
>public school

[Anonymous No.20065923]

>>20065913
I hate the government btw

[Anonymous No.20065955]

>>20064655
it not right

[Anonymous No.20065991]

[Anonymous No.20065996]

>>20064783
that's clearly an almond fritter you idiot

[Anonymous No.20066048]

>>20064501
My hand really hurts all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.20066063]

>>20066048
stop chewing on it and maybe you'll feel a lot better

[Anonymous No.20066124]

>>20064501
Please dont tell me thats the paw of a panda bear

[Anonymous No.20066133]

>>20065991
Takes the same amount of force to crush a human skull as a watermelon iirc, hippos are terrifying

[Anonymous No.20066146]

>>20064501
>boil the paw
>remove skin and the hair
>boil it again
>put it in a clay pot
>boil it a third time

whats the point

[Anonymous No.20066155]

>>20065913
No difference between those three

[Anonymous No.20066159]

>>20065991
Not a single good part of the watermelon was eaten that day. Must have a craving for skin and juice only

[Anonymous No.20066170]

>>20065223
oh youre a special kind of retarded

[Anonymous No.20066187]

>>20064717
i hatae nerds lol

[Anonymous No.20066196]

>>20064501
looks tasty but i have doubts about the ethics

[Anonymous No.20066205]

>>20064498
Judging by the peppiness of the workers, this is school food, not prison food. The end result is still the same.

[Anonymous No.20066233]

>>20064674
>blomp
>blomp
>boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-ing

[Anonymous No.20066240]

>>20066187
and i absolutely hatae the tengu

[Anonymous No.20066253]

>>20065267
>the heat of the egg ignites the gas

[Anonymous No.20066259]

>>20066159
He's clearly eating it over his trough. It's like eating nachos over a plate. Nothing goes to waste.

[Anonymous No.20066386]

>>20064501
isnt it nothing but fat and collagen? its the same level of stupid as eating shark fin. at least if they eat dog theyre getting some actual protein

[Anonymous No.20066405]

>>20065991
That's a hungry hungry porcupine.

[Anonymous No.20066415]

>>20064502
>>20064520
new jacks.... has dawn broken?

[Anonymous No.20066425]

>>20066415
Do you think if he moves around enough he'll be able to use his arm again one day?

[Anonymous No.20066438]

>>20064520
>It's Keto!

[Anonymous No.20066443]

>>20064674
I wanna....

[Anonymous No.20066458]

>>20066133
I don't think that's true!
But I don't doubt for a second a hippo could crush a human skull

[Anonymous No.20066473]

>>20066458
Hippos are omnivores and kill more humans than any other animal

[Anonymous No.20066484]

>>20064717
>6 cups, more than enough to serve anyone that enters.
>This pot is the greatest tea pot ever made.

[Anonymous No.20066507]

>>20064501
gross man I'd be a vegetarian if I wasn't so good at being unmindful

[Anonymous No.20066518]

>>20066146
The first step was just to remove the hair and stuff
The second was to blanch it, probably trying to remove all the gamey flavours using water and alcohol
The third was to infuse it with flavour

[Anonymous No.20066572]

>>20066473
Yeah, but it takes more force to crush a skull than it does to crush a watermelon.

[Anonymous No.20066575]

>>20066572
I don't disagree but it don't matter to the hippo

[Anonymous No.20066577]

>>20064498
Prison?

[Anonymous No.20066581]

>>20066425
Yes. It's partly neuroplasticity and partly rebuilding muscle. Both take long term effort. But if he doesn't move it around enough, his arm will eventually develop irreversible necrosis.

[Anonymous No.20066590]

>>20066581
I've heard that special K restores neuroplasticity and causes new spike neurons to form
Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.20066651]

>>20064679
just had to find a way to show her ass of for the camera

[Anonymous No.20066873]

>>20066577
>yes

[Anonymous No.20066903]

>>20066159
>perhaps your hippos are not as famished as you claim, Mr. Bond

[Anonymous No.20066905]

>>20066873
Feels bad man
I'm Chinese and seeing this upsets me

[Anonymous No.20066907]

>>20066905

[Anonymous No.20066911]

>>20066907
Yeah well they could have just salted it and that's the nerves firing
It's different from the lobster

[Anonymous No.20066913]

>>20066590
lions mane mushroom

[Anonymous No.20066919]

[Anonymous No.20066926]

>>20064662
don' luv me veggies simple as

[Anonymous No.20066946]

>>20066905
I had to stop watching Iron Chef because they had a lobster battle and the chef cut it in half through the tail first instead of the head. And seeing the lobster rear up was just too sad for me to watch it anymore.

[Anonymous No.20067008]

>>20064717
it's a filter, you can see it glitching out when she stuffs her mouth full of pork

[Anonymous No.20067364]

>>20064783
Panera bread bear claws have gotten smaller and more expensive after covid.

[Anonymous No.20067401]

[Anonymous No.20067403]

>>20064655
whites think wasting food is funny

[Anonymous No.20067418]

>>20067401
i watch these yesterday

[Anonymous No.20067420]

>>20066905
Can you tell your people to knock it off? Eating live animals for mukbang videos is also reprehensible, even if they are insects.
>>20067401
Neat!

[Anonymous No.20067424]

[Anonymous No.20067491]

>>20067424
>"vegetable" oil
>not butter
grim

[Anonymous No.20067501]

>>20066905
Why are your people like this, bro?

[Anonymous No.20067514]

>>20064674

[Anonymous No.20067517]

>>20065296
You have a choice to not go to jail lol. I spent two days in the county clink for a dui, that food was fucking abysmal. But nobody made me drink 26 beers and drive home(okay maybe you can blame hank III and his music but that's stretching it)

[Anonymous No.20067527]

>>20065341
But why? Why is she eating on the floor like an animal instead of using the table over there?

[Anonymous No.20067620]

>>20064511
even lunch lady that loves you?

[Anonymous No.20067888]

>>20064717
>file.name
First thing I thought of

[Anonymous No.20067908]

>>20066873
This is so weird. A huge part of hunting ethos in the US is to humanely kill the animal you're hunting. People are ostracized when their ignorance causes an animal to suffer, e.g. they didn't practice well enough to get a good shot or they chose a weapon/ammo combination that is poor for the game/distance they will shoot.

Then these people just torture a lobster for fun.

[Anonymous No.20067985]

>>20067424
>yorkshire pudding flour mix
nice recipe faggot

[Anonymous No.20068129]

>>20067908
i wish more vegan morons knew this that hunters aren't out there torturing animals and hunters are bigger preservationist then them

[Anonymous No.20068131]

>>20067424
It's not supposed to look like burnt cookies?

[Anonymous No.20068163]

>>20068129
>aren't
>plural
Speak for yourself, if the animal isn't in pain I haven't really conquered it.

[Anonymous No.20068171]

>>20066873
Why do you guys keep posting this soulless ghoulish chink shit? It feels awful to see this. Asians aren't human.

[Anonymous No.20068187]

>>20068163
i'm talking about hunters not psychopaths

[Anonymous No.20068191]

>>20068129
Did you know there's a 10 or 11% excise tax on all firearms, ammunition and archery equipment that is dedicated solely for conservation since 1937?

I doubt vegans hold a candle to anything all the hunting and firearms enthusiasts in the US have contributed toward conservation in the last 87 years.

Fuck vegans, they're all unhealthy, impotent, hypocritical cretins that do more harm than good.

[Anonymous No.20068195]

>>20068163
falseflag from a false woman

[Anonymous No.20068222]

>>20068171

[Anonymous No.20068238]

i want to fillet a lobster alive and eat it just to make you idiots mad

[Anonymous No.20068243]

>>20067985

[Anonymous No.20068256]

>>20066425
>>20066581
No this is downright retarded. Stroke victims very rarely recover lost functions after their stroke. Plus jack's eating himself right into a another one at breakneck speeds.

[Anonymous No.20068257]

>>20064501
This is taking a foot fetish to a whole new level.

[Anonymous No.20068265]

>>20067491

Butter would burn you fucking idiot. If you want to go down that route use pure animal fat.

[Anonymous No.20068275]

>>20067491
>>20068265
ya im pretty sure yorkshire pudding youre supposed to use the drippings from your roast or whatever

[Anonymous No.20068339]

>>20064679
Why the flying fuck would you just stand there staring at the explosion instead of bolting for the fire exit?
And if there wasn't a fire exit, then that's horrible building design.

[Anonymous No.20068350]

>>20068171
Are you vegan?

[Anonymous No.20068353]

>>20065913
They're dressed too casually for it to be military or prison. I'm gonna guess school.

[Anonymous No.20068372]

>>20064501
I love cow, loli and pig feet, I would eat this

[Anonymous No.20068388]

>>20064741
I hate picky eaters
I hate people who litter
I hate people who eat in their cars

But this is kinda based...

[Anonymous No.20068406]

>>20068222
Binsauce: Aged 28 days

Lush

[Anonymous No.20068437]

>>20066386
I wouldn't say stupid: it's like eating chicken feet and combs: once grilled and crispy it's good on its own (and it's usually cooked/served with other stuff and spicy sauces)

[Anonymous No.20068462]

>>20068256
Are you a doctor

[Anonymous No.20068510]

Need to find the other pajeet street food videos I saw somewhere

[Anonymous No.20068513]

>>20064679
She was about to walk the dinosaur.

[Anonymous No.20068530]

>>20068339
They were checking if the people in the blast radius of the primary explosion were OK

[Anonymous No.20068535]

>>20068353
A lot of our DFACs (Fort Gordon, GA) didn't have military personnel working them, just civilian contractors. So it's not out of the question.

I've never been to prison, but I wouldn't be surprised that some more intense facilities couldn't find trustees to cook (ADX Florence, maybe)

Just makes me glad I always had a packed lunch when I was in school.

[Anonymous No.20068543]

>>20066484

[Anonymous No.20068549]

>>20064501
This has to be China. It's always China with this shit.

[Anonymous No.20068557]

>>20064674
>P L A P plaplapplapplaplapplap PLAAAAP

[Anonymous No.20068573]

>>20067424
>yorkshire pudding flour mix
wat, all you need is flour

[Anonymous No.20068574]

Nice to see a half decent webm thread again. Hopefully the spamming autist got hit by a car or something

[Anonymous No.20068586]

>>20067424
>yorky pud mix
Congrats faggot, you posted a vid of some fuckhead following the directions printed on the side of a box. This isnt even a recipe.

[Anonymous No.20068596]

>>20068265
I use butter all the time (dutch baby). The heat capacity of the steam cools the butter and you're a retard
>>20068275
true; it's just that soy oil will affect the taste in a bad way

[Anonymous No.20068600]

[Anonymous No.20068624]

>>20064614
Nerves

[Anonymous No.20068636]

>>20067364
What hasn't though?

[Anonymous No.20068646]

>>20068600
I wonder how many simps go there dreaming of earning so much as a smile from her but too pathetic to ever open a conversation.

[Anonymous No.20068649]

>>20065913
Prison most likely. Modern prison uniforms look like hospital scrubs and while the food is equally soulless, you still get the luxury of choice In the military. School lunches look like TV dinners nowadays too

[Anonymous No.20068651]

>>20066518
So you're saying

>Most of it is inedible and has to be thrown away
>After you remove the inedible part, it still tastes disgusting and takes even longer to prepare
>Once we can actually get to the part that's edible, it has no fucking flavour at all anyway

you know its stupid chinkslop

[Anonymous No.20068719]

[Anonymous No.20068738]

>>20067501
because everyone cheats each other so the only way to prove that the food that you're serving is actually fresh and hasn't been dead for a week is to serve shit alive
so in order to prove you're not a cheater you have to be a psychopath

[Anonymous No.20068765]

>>20068191
>we kill and eat these things and then claim to be their greatest conservationists
>but it's vegans who are the hypocrites
kek come on bro, you'd be blind to miss the irony here

[Anonymous No.20068773]

>>20067418
Wtf

[Anonymous No.20068776]

>>20068765
Hunters and those who rely on animals care about the animals and making sure they are living happily.
So you are laughing about vegans doing nothing for animals and simply virtue-signaling on social media?

[Anonymous No.20068800]

>>20068776
There are plenty of hunters who will try to sneakily hunt out of season or overhunt when they know it's harmful, they just don't care. That's why there are laws and punishments for that. Not every hunter is a conservationist and not every vegan is just a social media virtue signaler.

[Anonymous No.20068804]

>>20068800
We call those poachers, not hunters, for a reason

[Anonymous No.20068808]

>>20064741

what is this guys name?

i think he's the lad who eats a strawberry pie that ive been looking for forever

[Anonymous No.20068812]

>>20068800
>That's why there are laws and punishments for that.
Oh how I wish we could find any excuse to lock you freaks up and throw away the key.

[Anonymous No.20068825]

>>20068238
we're not mad we just think you're pathetic

[Anonymous No.20068873]

>>20066946
Youre a fucking bitch kek

[Anonymous No.20068905]

>>20064674
Bags of sand

[Anonymous No.20068928]

>>20068510
ahem...
hes using his right hand. therefore its sanitary

[Anonymous No.20068930]

>>20068651
Kek when you put it like that I actually respect the no wastage

[Anonymous No.20069005]

>>20065913
Prison. The food at the average base’s DFAC actually isn’t too shabby. Public school’s are actually worse than that from what I remember

[Anonymous No.20069067]

>>20068573
never had yorkshire pudding but it looks just like a little version of a dutch baby, and that only takes butter + flour + milk + eggs

[Anonymous No.20069142]

>>20068738
Eating/cooking freshly killed animals does not make you a psychopath.

[Anonymous No.20069145]

>>20068510

[Anonymous No.20069155]

>>20064505
>immediately runs instead of shutting the stove off or attempting to help the guy now covered in 3rd degree burns
I hate women

[Anonymous No.20069159]

>>20065913
>I can't tell if this is prison
Torture couldn't have gotten this out of me.

[Anonymous No.20069164]

>>20066240
Her tits aren't that big, go back to /egg/

[Anonymous No.20069181]

>>20064655
The Eternal Anglo

[Anonymous No.20069190]

>>20066133
Hippos are the most dangerous animal in the world. There is a hippo attack every other day, the most out of every other animal.

[Anonymous No.20069193]

>>20069145

[Anonymous No.20069215]

>>20064679
Women are really drawn to the ground sometimes. To the floor. If they're crying sometimes they'll collapse to the floor. Sometimes if they're reading something they'll make a little nest on the floor. Or if they are overwhelmed they'll lay on the floor

[Anonymous No.20069236]

>>20069193
The other one is more accurate.

[Anonymous No.20069252]

>>20069145
>>20069193
Why is it Africans mocking Indian street food? Are there Indian immigrants in Nigeria who do this or something?

[Anonymous No.20069263]

>>20068873
no u

[Anonymous No.20069276]

>>20064501
>chopsticks
Yup, called it.

[Anonymous No.20069282]

>>20068719
based what did he throw?

[Anonymous No.20069292]

>>20069252
ackshully yes, there are a shitload of chinks and jeets working in mining and manufactureing in central africa.

[Anonymous No.20069316]

>>20069236
its not bad it's just too long

[Anonymous No.20069340]

>>20069252
>uses utensil
>uses napkin to aviod touching the egg after taking the shell off
>doesn't litter the egg shell to avoid rodent and bug infestation
>food actually look edible
>manages to do all that in the 3rd world
confirmed India 4th world

[Anonymous No.20069346]

>>20069340
I hope this guy has a good life. He seems like a good dude, just boiling some eggs, adding some toppings, and wala

[Anonymous No.20069348]

>>20068171
Yeah we need more posts of amerilards covering deepfried shit in processed cheese.

[Anonymous No.20069374]

>>20064501
>chopsticks
Fucking figures.What's that thing about how if it has four legs but isn't a table the Chinese will eat it?

[Anonymous No.20069396]

>>20064717
Just serve the fucking tea, asshole. You're not David Bowie in Labyrinth. Fuck off with this contact juggling shit.

[Anonymous No.20069461]

>>20069374
>What's that thing about how if it has four legs but isn't a table the Chinese will eat it?
If it moves, it's food.

[Anonymous No.20069569]

>>20069340
>>20069346
i wonder what he's putter in there? some kinda peppery relish?

[Anonymous No.20069624]

>>20069164
Hmm, no.

[Anonymous No.20069687]

>>20069624
>>>/jp/45700685
Get in.

[Anonymous No.20069746]

>>20069687
>get in /jp/

[Anonymous No.20069758]

>>20069746
/egg/er, you have shit taste. Never visit this board again.

[Anonymous No.20069773]

>>20069193
That's actually a clever way of recycling salt
Most of India had no Access to the sea and some is near mountains were hardwork required sodium to keep workers hydrated so practices such as handing bits of bread of some rice around for people to rub over their bodies and consume were common

[Anonymous No.20069783]

>>20064498
what is OP pic?
Looks like jail house trays. is that jailhouse food?

[Anonymous No.20069879]

>>20068586
sorry but those ribs are gonna be chewy as shit and the garlic sitting on top while it simmers isn't gonna do anything
stupid

[Anonymous No.20069905]

>>20069879
boiling in vinegar is a pretty common method and it works pretty well but yea that was a horrible demonstration and you're right about the garlic

[Anonymous No.20069908]

>>20064505
Looks like it might be Brazil, probably a propane tank under the stove

[Anonymous No.20069932]

>>20064498
Unironically couldn't get healthier
>"Nooo you have to cook satiating slop!"

[Anonymous No.20069942]

>>20069252
There are Indian immigrants EVERYWHERE

[Anonymous No.20070017]

>>20069282
Chromatic orb attuned to thunder.

[Anonymous No.20070324]

>>20069340
Not so surly doctor of the egg crate

[Anonymous No.20070332]

>>20064502
Just for you anon!

[Anonymous No.20070346]

>>20064501
God chinks really will just eat anything won’t they?

[Anonymous No.20070351]

>>20068808
SeasideMARK

[Anonymous No.20070459]

>>20070332
Oh keptchup I guess keptchup is the base for many sauces, I bet she is going to make some glace while it bakes and-
>She just brushes keptchup over the raw beef

[Adventurer No.20070578]

>>20066438
How’s my keto meal prep? Roasted jalapeños, bacon, and hard boiled eggs.

[Anonymous No.20070588]

>>20070578
there's fucking soap suds on your disgusting plastic containers mate

[Anonymous No.20070589]

>>20069252
From what I've seen, Africans actually in Africa are pretty fucking based and tribal-pilled.
I don't think anyone would have any issues with them if the Jews didn't displace them to every other fucking country.

[Adventurer No.20070607]

>>20070588
Not sure if Indian or Aussie.
You say mate, but you seem disgusted by clean food.

[Anonymous No.20070620]

>>20069340
at no point does his hand touch the egg
get it together india even kenya's managing better

[Anonymous No.20070671]

>>20070578
>[Advertise on 4chan]
where's the cheese
you could be eating a BLT+ Roasted jalapeños and cheddar and using the lettuce as the "bread" to hold it together as a sandwich

[Anonymous No.20070699]

>>20064572
>vegetarian dish
>ingredient one: egg

[Anonymous No.20070703]

>>20068905
pipes under the bowls

[Anonymous No.20070721]

>>20070578
wow! how do you stay so thin?

[Anonymous No.20070724]

>>20069773
Spotted the Indian

[Anonymous No.20070733]

>>20069252
what else would they be doing, working their day job?

[Anonymous No.20070735]

>>20069569
It's tomato chutney the pepper is in the tiny purple container

[Anonymous No.20070738]

>>20070699
vegetarian=/=vegan
most vegetarians aren't that bad nor is their food
eating eggs and dairy opens up a whole world of perfectly acceptable dishes like pizza, cheesy rice & bean burritos, mushroom gnocchi etc.
i like meat but i don't have to eat it every meal

[Anonymous No.20070744]

>>20070735
that sounds good

[Anonymous No.20070760]

>>20070738
chickens aren't vegetables

[Anonymous No.20070765]

>>20068600
The one in the background is cute faggot cameraman got it wrong

[Anonymous No.20070771]

>>20068339
Of course it's horribly designed. They're asian

[Anonymous No.20070775]

>>20064655
europe is such a shit hole

[Anonymous No.20070787]

>>20070760
eggs are not alive nor are they a fetus because they were never fertilized

[Anonymous No.20070838]

>>20066484
Prettea good

[Anonymous No.20070842]

Can someone post Jack's juicy chicken breast?

[Anonymous No.20070855]

>>20069374
If its back faces the sun, they'll eat it

[Anonymous No.20070857]

>>20070842
How about someone post jack talking about choking his son until his nose started bleeding just bc he talked back to his mom

[Anonymous No.20070871]

>>20070857
i though it was because his son was smoking weed and jack is one of those spergs that doesn't raelize that everyone else isn't him so he loses his shit when someone disagrees

[Anonymous No.20070904]

>>20070765

[Anonymous No.20070916]

>>20070857
>post no sound webm about Jack talking

[Anonymous No.20070920]

>>20064520
That.. doesn't look half bad

[Anonymous No.20070962]

>>20064655
>>20064741
Human trash like that should be hanged by the neck in the town square.

[Anonymous No.20070967]

>>20066205
That's jail / prison, not school.

[Anonymous No.20070973]

>>20070920
honestly right.
probably needed to be cook lower and slower to cook the center better but the recipe looks solid

[Anonymous No.20070977]

[Anonymous No.20071008]

>>20068825
I don't care what idiots think. its a dumb lobster that even you surpass in intelligence

[Anonymous No.20071012]

>>20064501
>Honey, what's wrong? You've bearly touched your boiled claw.

[Anonymous No.20071025]

>>20071008
Torture is torture faggot, learn some common decency and at least kill it first.

[Anonymous No.20071031]

>>20071008
>I don't care what idiots think.
Feel free to stop sharing your retarded thoughts with us then.

[Anonymous No.20071036]

>>20069879
plot twist: the "simmer" part is 3h long

[Anonymous No.20071175]

>>20067424
This has to be the most tasteless recipe for homemade muffins Ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.20071200]

>>20064498
This good looks tastey, other than the corndog.

[Anonymous No.20071223]

[Anonymous No.20071278]

>>20064655
>>20064741
marks an rspb member. always makes sure the birds don't go hungry are mark. he care about wildlife.

[Anonymous No.20071283]

>webms?

[Anonymous No.20071284]

>>20065991
Hippos seem like they shouldn't exist. They look like some Ice Age megafauna that should've gone extinct with mammoths and ground sloths. I'm glad some of the big, cool animals survived

[Adventurer No.20071335]

>>20070721
I’m fat man BMI is obese

[Anonymous No.20071359]

>>20068510
USE A LADLE!!!! HOW HARD CAN IT BE!?

[Anonymous No.20071367]

>>20069340
Eh, the stuff I've read about sub-Saharan African cooking isn't any better. I would not eat anywhere except hotels meant for tourists if I ever visit the place.

[Anonymous No.20071469]

>>20064679
what's the white stuff in this webm?

[Anonymous No.20071499]

>>20071469
Looks like butane or propane or something. I guess that a canister exploded and for some reason they thought it would be a good idea to wander about in the cloud instead of run.

[Anonymous No.20071567]

>>20071359
they won't wash it and it will become as bad or if they do was it its poowater

[Anonymous No.20071570]

>>20071499
Yeah I don't understand why they walked back into the cloud after they were safely out of it.

[Anonymous No.20071625]

>>20070459
This is a really common way for moms to do meatloaf really quickly. My mom would make it like this but at least she was civilized enough to cook it in a bread loaf pan. It was never that good but she would have it made and in the oven in about five minutes so it made for a cheap, fast and easy way to feed the family.

[Anonymous No.20071729]

>>20068600
Tfw no ramen hoe gf. It's killing me

[Anonymous No.20071752]

>>20067908
>Then these people just torture a lobster for fun.
yeah... that is not happening in that video.

[Anonymous No.20072137]

[Anonymous No.20072207]

>>20064501
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.20072224]

>>20069142
they didnt say freshly killed, they said alive

[Anonymous No.20072226]

>>20072137
Looks yummy

[Anonymous No.20072231]

>>20072226
>ll that starch
probably rubbery as fuck

[Anonymous No.20072240]

>>20065991

[Anonymous No.20072242]

>>20070589
Africans are extremely based for the most part, a lot of the people leaving there to the west are the trash basically on a similar level of your average hollar dwelling methhead named cletus prostituting his cousin tammy-llewellyn for speedballs.

Used to live in senegal for a few years when I was younger. Also went to haiti once and those people are totally different from the people I met in africa.

[Anonymous No.20072247]

>>20064717
now watch as i twirl my little teapot
i bring zen with my teapot
i make my ancestors proud with my teapot
twirl little teapot twirl

[Anonymous No.20072250]

>>20072231
So, like gnocchi

[Anonymous No.20072279]

>>20072231
Potato and flour is not an uncommon pasta dough, retard.

[Anonymous No.20072289]

[Anonymous No.20072300]

[Anonymous No.20072301]

>>20072242
There was an Anon dating a Nigerian girl, she took him to a Nigerian restaurant and they got treated like shit
She finally started yelling at the staff and one of the waiters or something said "If you were a real Nigerian, you wouldn't expect fast service this time of the day!" and she said, "If you were a real Nigerian, you'd be a doctor," and they walked out

[Anonymous No.20072316]

>>20072289
Why would you boil the meat instead of browning it? Seems a bit stupid.

[Anonymous No.20072321]

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[Anonymous No.20072339]

>>20067424
>using oil instead of the drippings from your roast
lol ok thanks

[Anonymous No.20072340]

>>20070620
He does touch the egg with his thumb.

[Anonymous No.20072347]

[Anonymous No.20072350]

>>20072301
I believe it and the fact that it didn't escalate into a prolonged altercation resulting in violence is even more believable. Africans from what I've seen are totally happy to throw quips for a bit and then move on instead of trying to fight, get people fired from their jobs, poison your food, key your car, spit in your face etc.

[Anonymous No.20072355]

>>20072331
>classic, borderline stereotypical russian dish
>"Ukrainian "
lol lmao

[Anonymous No.20072374]

>>20072355

[Anonymous No.20072379]

>>20064501
I'd eat this. People always think it's kind of weird, but all teh joints in a paw are going to make for some excellent flavor. There's a reason things like pigs feet, Ham Hocks, and Chicken feet have such great flavor. It's all that collagen and fat.

[Anonymous No.20072441]

>>20072326
What it taste like?

[Anonymous No.20072522]

>>20064511
>>20069155
I hate faggots like you

[Anonymous No.20072625]

>>20072355
Russia is a large mass of land that didn't have a united culture until the soviets enforced one, taking most of it from Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.20072663]

>>20072625
The USSR didn't create a untied culture, the entire point of Korenizatsiya was to foster cosmopolitanism and the the national identities of smaller ethnic groups.

[Anonymous No.20072674]

>>20072625
>taking most of it from Ukraine
Lol I love how they even try to shill this propaganda from a food perspective
Fake country, fake cuisine
Might as well say Ukrainians invented the bagel

[Anonymous No.20072677]

>>20072625
My balls are grey.

[Anonymous No.20072752]

[Anonymous No.20072795]

>>20068600
cute ramen girl pls spit in my bowl

[Anonymous No.20072796]

>>20072752
Brave valiant warriors.

[Anonymous No.20072839]

>>20072347
Me boiling water

[Anonymous No.20072900]

>>20068719
Note the content of his character.

[Anonymous No.20072943]

>>20072625
Acktually it's Mongolian-Turko cuisine. They raped and occupied the whole of eastern europe for so long that they have literal half breed mongoloids as half of the population

[Anonymous No.20072964]

>>20072289
>whole ass corn cob in the soup
stop doing this retarded shit, putting inedible thing in soups or on pizzas make no fucking sense. What and i supposed to reach in to some hot greasy soup and grab it with my bare hands wft?

[Anonymous No.20072986]

>>20072374
>kabab
no shish kebab in sight, it means meat on stick ffs

[Anonymous No.20072996]

>>20064502
Whats wrong with this? I don't bake that often so I've never gotten around to buying a rolling pin. I just use whatever cylindrical object I have wrapped in saran wrap

[Anonymous No.20073044]

>>20064679
It looks like she had a cutting board with her, maybe she was she preparing ingredients?

[Anonymous No.20073058]

>>20064655
Someone shoulda glassed that fat cunt

[Anonymous No.20073080]

>tfw someone posts one of my ja/ck/s

[Anonymous No.20073083]

>>20070332
that DIVX water mark really takin me back

[Anonymous No.20073099]

>>20073083
brainloaf.avi

[Anonymous No.20073241]

[Anonymous No.20073285]

>>20073080
Wait he has the awful gaudy ring again? I thought he got rid of it.

[Anonymous No.20073299]

>>20073285
That's his wedding ring. It stays until Tammie gets tired of supporting him.

[Anonymous No.20073349]

You guys think an indian guy has gone to a fancy culinary school and had a terrible time adjusting to cooking with actual utensils?

[Anonymous No.20073402]

[Anonymous No.20073428]

>>20073402
If she battered my hot dog I would be a very happy man.

[Anonymous No.20073563]

>>20072795
Pathetic beta cuck, please kys.

[Anonymous No.20073604]

>>20073563
It's just a bit of shitposting please calm down

[Anonymous No.20073608]

>>20073402
Did she mean Korean Corn Dog? Because she started out with American hot dogs

[Anonymous No.20073611]

>>20073608
Fuck I meant your filename
Sorry I'm a bit drunk

[Anonymous No.20073646]

>>20073604
>“The beta cuck is immunized against all masculine pride and integrity: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a beta cuck and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".”

[Anonymous No.20073684]

>>20073646
Okay I am not a kike take it back or I will fight you

[Anonymous No.20073789]

>>20073402
I wonder if you could slice up the hot dog and cheese and alternate it on the stick without it falling apart.

[Anonymous No.20073814]

>>20069292
indians are the equivalent of american blacks in africa

[Anonymous No.20073833]

>>20072441
cheese and wine

[Anonymous No.20074348]

>>20066919
All that work for mediocre results. Sad

[Anonymous No.20074493]

>>20068513
I think only 4 people on this entire board would this,(other than all the shills who looked it up on Kym and Ed to "fit in")
Deserves a moment in greentext.

[Anonymous No.20074497]

>>20072355
there are documented ukrainian recipes for it from 1500s, it was never a "russian thing" unless you're an american and all eastern european countries were the same to you till you decided to take a contrarian take in a war for funsies

[Anonymous No.20074507]

>>20069282
look at the filename retrad .

[Anonymous No.20074616]

>>20072996
1. It's a "cooking" show
2. It's plastic and that paint wears and chips off.
Having played sports back in school all of our Gatorade bottles like that had the decals all worn off from use

[Anonymous No.20074750]

>>20072316
it was pork spare ribs. if you barbecue ten racks of ribs I guarantee some of them will taste "off"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boar_taint
and thats where the asians found an advantage to parboiling, at 15 seconds you can see the scum floats to the top and the taste of boar taint goes wayyy down

[Anonymous No.20074957]

>>20069396
I used to go to a bar that had some flamer who’d pull this shit. Absolutely infuriating, dude would be spinning martini glasses around for gaggles of stool harpies, but completely ignore the men at the bar that just wanted another beer. I’d have to put my empty bottles on the bar sideways to get him to give me another one

[Anonymous No.20075026]

>>20072996
a pin is like 3 bucks and will last a while

[Anonymous No.20075028]

>>20064655
>>20064741

NOT MY PROBLEM

[Anonymous No.20075030]

>>20075026
Its not about the money, its about never remembering to buy one since I don't think about baking that often.

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