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20062480 No.20062480 [Reply] [Original]

There is nothing better than a succulent chinese meal.

>> No.20062481 [DELETED] 

>>20062480
I also enjoy eating Chinese. Their women keep their ppussy very clean

>> No.20062484

>>20062480
That'll get you arrested in some countries

>> No.20062486

>>20062480
Mmm that looks nice I would kill a juvenile thurdie for that.

>>20062481
Objectively false

>> No.20062987

>>20062480
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

>> No.20063628

How is chinkslop any better than goyslop?

>> No.20063658

>>20062480
love me some bastardized foodcourt chinese, its really one of the best styles out there.

>> No.20063667

Tata and farewell

>> No.20063683

>>20062480
I must say I'm partial to sweet & sour pork.

>> No.20063686
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>>20063683
Every time I've had that I've wanted to love it, I really have, but that fluffy fried batter and delishes S&S sauce just makes me wish it was chicken inside.

>> No.20063689

>>20063686
The four cardinal dragon gods have decreed that battered chicken is for lemon sauce

>> No.20063690

>>20063658
I like the videos where the old chinese people like it and the chinese-american zoomers/millennials all pretend they hate it.

>> No.20063692

>>20063686
There's no way in the world you can think chicken is better than pork shoulder for that dish

>> No.20063700

>>20063690
i remember it was like PFChangs or Panda and it was indeed cringe watching the kids bitch about it so much.

>> No.20063720

>>20063689
That is good too †bh. Last time I got that though it was a subpar experience because it was half a bird, with bones and skin, that was battered and fried and then chopped into strips with a cleaver and it was disgusting. The bones were all shattered and pulling the meat off was impossible and the skin under the fried batter was slop and slime. Fucking bug people food and the worst possible chicken preparation given the available ingredients and technique used. -10

>>20063692
Maybe. I've had it with just cubes of dry pork. Same place as above which is super popular and not really "westernized" as the people who run the place probably don't know the first thing about the country they live in and profit from.

>> No.20063725

>>20063720
>Last time I got that though it was a subpar experience
I was gonna say, last time I got Chinese it was at this Indian place which I guess must've been fusion cuisine. I got S&S but my bro got the lemon chicken, and his came in a beautiful huge portion of breaded filet. Guess it depends where you go.

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>>20063725
Yeah it definitely depends where you go. This is why they should always have photos of their scam. At least then you can guess on the preparation if not the quality.

>> No.20063740

>>20063692
Porks the most mid meat. With very few acceptions I'll pick chicken every time and the state of the pork market in America shows that most people agree

>> No.20063741

>>20062480
get your hands off my PENIS

>> No.20063797
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>>20062480
>chinese meal
>posts pandaslop
Nothing beats ACTUAL chinese food from a singaporean hawker centre.

Chinese S'poreans are the italians americans of Asia. Everything they did back home, they perfected.

>> No.20063803

>>20063797
looks purely disgusting. and being Sing-gapore you'll probably get put to death for taking a shit afterward.

>> No.20063805

Update since that video: Australia is still the most cucked nation on earth.

>> No.20063806

>>20063803
>looks disgusting
it's literally poached chicken and rice cooked in chicken broth and fat
enjoy your food coloring-heavy, flavorless food, faggot

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>>20063806
enjoy your parade of chinese blow-ins and european corporations

>> No.20063811

The only chinese food place within reasonable walking distance closed down and was replaced with a barbeque place. Then the barbeque place closed as well. Just all sorts of bad going on there.

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>>20062480

>> No.20063842

>>20062480
>succulent

Go fuck yourself, OP.

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>>20063806
Is it "literally" that? Thanks for clarifying. You really strengthened your declaration by adding that word. It totally helped make what you were trying to convey more powerful. Good job.

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>>20063851
>literally cucked by a word

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>>20063853
If you wear your pants on your head, that doesn't make me pantsKEKed, that just makes you a retard

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>>20062480
yea but real chinese food is nasty. like eating the inside of an alligators head or cooking a cows stomach.

webm related, chinese people are gross.

>> No.20064014

ahhh yes I see that you know your judo well

>> No.20064020

WHAT IS MY CRIME?!!!!

>> No.20064028

>>20062480
I've always wondered if chinese slop is so cheap to sell at buffets, why not serve it in county jails? Even cheaper and easier if you took the meat options out.

>> No.20064041

>>20063842
are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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>>20062480
Americanized* Chinese food, as always Americans take the best parts of recipes, remove the dog meat and improve the dish as a whole.

>> No.20064918

How many ESL's, redditards, and bots are ruining this board? Are they here to receive my limp penis?
Tata and farewell.

>> No.20065376

this is democracy manifest

>> No.20065422

>>20062484
If it did, what would be the charges?

>> No.20065428

>>20065422
Somebody please tell this poster what the charges would be? What is his crime?

>> No.20065457

Ta daaa

>> No.20065464

>>20065428
by westernizing chinese food you're compromising the CCPs official encroachment program :[

>> No.20065474

>>20063683
>I must say I'm partial to sweet & sour pork.
it's twice-cooked pork inside the batter, and I am partial to it, as well. The texture is unique and those peppers and pineapple chunks mixed it up.
>>20063686
I'd much rather have honey chicken in that case

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>>20065474
>honey chicken
honï chicken is good but I really love that cheap syrupy red sweet & sour sauce