/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20058910]

>ten dollars for six beers
Wtf

[Anonymous No.20058956]

>>20058910
buy murphy's instead

[Anonymous No.20058965]

>>20058910
>$16 for a six pack
UGH. Revolution WHEN?

[Anonymous No.20058981]

>>20058956
I can't find it anywhere

[Anonymous No.20059000]

>>20058981
Same, I only ever see it in four packs of tall boys. I want to try it on tap.

[Anonymous No.20059008]

>>20059000
>I only ever see it in four packs of tall boys
I can't find that either

[Anonymous No.20059065]

>>20059000
Tell me where to find Murphy's

[Anonymous No.20059072]

>>20058910
What kind of hick town do you live in where $10 for a 6 pack is outrageous?

[Anonymous No.20059092]

>>20059072
Beer prices are ridiculous you're sucking these companies dicks

[Anonymous No.20059196]

>>20059092
every 6 pack of bottles is like $10. that's why I never get them, always 12 pack at least

[Anonymous No.20059286]

>>20059065
Pretentious liquor store with a lot of imports.
If you're in a small town and you can't convince your local packie to order it for you, you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.20059295]

>>20059286
How can a store be pretentious?

[Anonymous No.20059306]

>>20059295
That depends, are you a bot programmed to ask stupid questions or are you asking stupid questions of your own accord?

[Anonymous No.20059485]

>>20059306
You're pretentious

[Anonymous No.20059494]

>>20059065
Large chain grocery store...
>>20059286
Where the hell do you live... Pakistan?

[Anonymous No.20059503]

>>20059494
>Large chain grocery store
I've been there, multiple of them, haven't seen it.

[Anonymous No.20060869]

>>20058910
Stop being poor

[Anonymous No.20060877]

>>20058910
>my imported beverage costs $1.67/bottle. Woe is me.
Kys, kid

[Anonymous No.20060882]

huh i didnt know crabs drink beers

[Anonymous No.20060890]

>>20060882
They don't. They eat human fingers. It's a trap

[Anonymous No.20060893]

>>20060882
>>20060890
Citizen snips is a real danger around these parts

[Anonymous No.20061040]

>>20060877
Where can I find single bottles/cans of stout?

[Anonymous No.20061075]

>>20061040
Idk what the stores are near you, but just about every other liquor outlet and grocery store let's you build 6 packs etc.
For me, it's when the 4 pint packs of Guinness are bogo at publix and I get them all. Guinness at around a dollar a pint is a steal.

[Anonymous No.20061083]

>gets you the perfect amount of drunk

[Anonymous No.20061128]

>>20058910
Who the hell eats crabs with a stout? You drink lager when you eat crabs. That's common sense

[Anonymous No.20061153]

>>20061128
Probably Irishmen

[Anonymous No.20061180]

>>20058956
Murphy's is nice alternative but those 4-can cuck packs are embarrassing, unbecoming of a pintman. Plus now they're owned by Heineken. Wtf is happening in Cork?

[Anonymous No.20061185]

>>20061180
Unbecoming how?

[Anonymous No.20061189]

>>20061128
the crab is drinking the stout, retard

[Anonymous No.20061190]

>>20061185
You do the math.

[Anonymous No.20061217]

>>20061190
Where do you find that

[Anonymous No.20061631]

>>20061217
Costco wholesale around St. Patrick's day.

[Anonymous No.20061788]

>>20061189
that crab is probably dead

[Anonymous No.20061810]

>>20061788
The crab is definitely dead. The reason is because crabs, like lobsters and shrimp, only turn red once cooked.

[Anonymous No.20061831]

>>20061040
literally every single gas station, liquor store, and brewery

[Anonymous No.20061842]

>>20058956
>Murphy's from a can
Vile.

[Anonymous No.20061844]

>>20061831
I walked into my gas station that has a giant refrigerator room full of packs of beer from 6 to 30 and they didn't even have packs of Guinness. I don't think there was any stout in there

[Anonymous No.20061888]

>>20060869
ok

[Anonymous No.20062159]

>>20061888
Give me a finger i ma arse hole.

[Anonymous No.20062325]

>>20058910
Beer that cheap doesn't exist here. Count your blessings. You'd get a $25 300ml 4 pack.

[Anonymous No.20062337]

Guinness has to be draft

[Anonymous No.20062342]

>>20062325
aus?

[Anonymous No.20062353]

>>20062342
yep
Maybe I'll figure out how to brew from grain.

[Anonymous No.20062382]

>>20062353
Leaving mashed fruit in the sun created alcohol. You can figure out to brew beer properly.

[Anonymous No.20062702]

>>20061788
of course he is that ad is from the 70s or some shit

[Anonymous No.20062786]

>>20060869
I stopped being poor when I stopped wasting money buying overpriced shit

[Anonymous No.20062816]

>>20062337
>obscure shit found only in three towns in some isolated island in the south pacific

[Anonymous No.20062833]

>>20062786
Yeah, I mean. You can get 40 shots of vodka or 18 Budweiser for the same price. Choosing cheaper options definitely goes a long way.

[Anonymous No.20062993]

>>20062833
>b*dweiser
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.20063285]

>>20062993
King of beers. Better than bud lite
Or are you a Coors fan

[Anonymous No.20063305]

>>20063285
Yuengling
I don't give money to fag-enablers

[Anonymous No.20063363]

>>20061842
Never had murphys from a can, but most euro beers are better canned vs bottled

[Anonymous No.20064424]

>>20058910
thats really cheap for a 6 pack

[Anonymous No.20064904]

>>20064424
For you

[Anonymous No.20066060]

>>20058910
Get Coors or Tecate.

[Anonymous No.20066158]

>>20066060
>Tecate

[Anonymous No.20066171]

>>20066158
Absolutely crisp and refreshing on a hot desert's summer day.

[Anonymous No.20066212]

>>20063305
Inevitably you do.

[Anonymous No.20066224]

>>20066212
Right, taxes.

[Anonymous No.20066254]

>>20066060
>Tecate
I can't drink that shit like I could as a teenager. Taste fucking awful and is unnaturally filling even for a beer. It's like drinking a whole can of head. Modelo is much more enjoyable and thats why it's notably pricier(at least where I'm at).

[Anonymous No.20066694]

>>20066254
It's good stuff.

[Anonymous No.20067528]

>Ameribros waking up to normalised EU/UK/Canada prices.
I'm sorry it had to come to this.

[Anonymous No.20067544]

>>20058981
Probably mainly or only sold in Europe

[Anonymous No.20067546]

>>20066171
High life is the superior hot weather beer

[Anonymous No.20067913]

>>20061083
Based. I hate that I can't find this anywhere around where I live

[Anonymous No.20068149]

>provides an alternative to your kino

[Anonymous No.20068166]

>*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.20068223]

>>20068149
>>20068166
I don't think you quite understand just how little options there are in the way of stout in many parts of America. I walked into my grocery store with a giant "beer cave" and there only Guinness, and Guinness bold, which was only 5.2%. Meanwhile, these Guinness foreign extras are 7.5 and from what people post about them taste like a bottle of heaven. I'm so fucking mad I can't find anything other than standard Guinness.

[Anonymous No.20068283]

>>20058910
>ywn share a pint of guinness with a friendly crab
it's over...

[Anonymous No.20068306]

>>20068223
That's a load of shit after craft beer exploded about 10 years ago you can find a huge variety of stout even in flyover land

[Anonymous No.20068318]

>>20068223
Man even in Ireland it's hard to find Guinness export... damn its easier to find the Nigerian malt Guinness

[Anonymous No.20068335]

>>20068306
Craft beers are 95% ale. You'll be lucky to find five varieties of stout if you go to a place focused on craft beer, and extremely lucky if one of them isn't chocolate flavored.

[Anonymous No.20068385]

>>20068335
this.
>chocolate stout
>oatmeal stout
>hazelnut stout
And all sorts of disgusting whacky flavors, but solemn do you find a craft take on standard stout.

[Anonymous No.20068472]

>>20068385
>>20068335
That's false there's plenty of more traditional craft stouts, I'd argue there's more of those in your typical craft beer stop in flyover land vs pastry/desert/coffee/etc stouts

[Anonymous No.20068531]

>>20068223
No, I don't think (You) understand, just fucking go to Total Wine and Beer, they'll have what you're looking for

[Anonymous No.20068869]

>>20061810
There are many species of red crab, Champ.

[Anonymous No.20068876]

>>20061810
Soz, wrong pic, that was a living lobster. Here are crabs. There are lots of red shrimp as well.

[Anonymous No.20068943]

>>20068876
how do you know it's cooked?

[Anonymous No.20068971]

>>20068531
seriously, i am astounded by the number of fucking retards in this thread who haven't figured out you go to the alcohol store to buy niche alcohol

[Anonymous No.20069136]

>>20068531
Hou aboot ye get on yer knees an tongue me arse gin ye think a'm paying ten dollars for four stouts

[Anonymous No.20069918]

>>20069136
go home Gary, you're drunk

[Anonymous No.20070491]

>>20068869
That lobster thicc.

[Anonymous No.20070674]

>>20070491
You wanna fuck it? Faggot

[Anonymous No.20070683]

>>20058910
>$4.50 for 8 hard ciders if you make your own
embrace the cider pill. It is even less if you know someone who has actual apples

[Anonymous No.20070715]

just a warning on getting Guinness on draft, if it’s not the “season” (which is bs cause i can drink this year round) or popular at the establishment
they seldom clean the lines or run the lines properly, so you may be getting a glass of old beer that’s been sitting in the line
also they store the barrel typically the furthest from the tap, again not the most popular choice unless it’s an irish pub
found out the hard way with a bladder infection
i only order stouts in cans now (craft breweries)

[Anonymous No.20070739]

>>20058910
tastes shitty and thin, they say it's better overseas but they drink it warm and flat, I think it's just a shitty stout

[Anonymous No.20070981]

>>20070739
It is a shitty stout. It's essentially made to be the default for places that want to offer a stout.

[Anonymous No.20070990]

>>20070739
>they say it's better overseas but they drink it warm and flat
absolutely not. once upon a time it would have been cellar temperatures, which are cooler than room temp, and americans are too stupid to convert F to C so assumed it is warm. these days theyre chilled even further 100% of the time and are never flat

[Anonymous No.20070998]

>>20058910
Guiness from a can is fucking revolting. The only acceptable way to drink it is from a pintglass, and it needs to be poured by someone competent and preferably not Amerimutt. Also if you add anything to it or try to make it into a cocktail you should kill yourself immediately.
>t. Irishman

[Anonymous No.20071934]

>>20070998
Your entire post is a strong of assumptions. No one mentioned cans, or Americans, or cocktails.

[Anonymous No.20072082]

>>20058910
>Walk into the bar
>"Give me a beer."
>$8
>Walk into a store
>Give me a 6 pack
>$10
What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.20072091]

>>20059072
Atlanta

[Anonymous No.20072351]

>>20072091
Fact: Atlanta is only a 45 minute drive from Atlanta

[Anonymous No.20072570]

>>20072351
What?

[Anonymous No.20072605]

>>20068943
the heat of the beer cooks the crab

[Anonymous No.20072678]

>>20072605
Crabs are cooked in beoras?

[Anonymous No.20072689]

>>20072570
true story

[Anonymous No.20072736]

>>20072678
https://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Beer-Steamed-Crabs/
Yes, the heat of the beer steams the crab
This kills the crab

[Anonymous No.20073288]

>>20072736
Ah I see. Much deliciously

[Anonymous No.20073295]

>>20071934
Crabs only get canned beer, because their little snippers are good for opening cans.

[Anonymous No.20073435]

>>20073295
So what if I'm a fucking crab?

[Anonymous No.20073536]

>>20073435
You're disgusting. You're a disgusting fucking crab

[Anonymous No.20073546]

>>20060869
This

[Anonymous No.20073619]

>>20070998
idk dog people get all uppity and retarded about the pour and the skill involved, but i've been in bars where they pour that shit like water from a tap and it tastes fine. the only thing that matters is the keg. some places do genuinely have awful guiness but i think people just like to all superior when they shit on canned guiness and talk big talk about the pour and all that

tldr just DRINK THE FUCKING PINT DOG

[Anonymous No.20074043]

>>20062337
based. best stout in the country

[Anonymous No.20074160]

>>20073619
If they pour it like water and the glass isn't two thirds head, the keg has gone flat.

[Anonymous No.20074508]

>>20066224
I don't pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.20074519]

>>20061810
It's a brown crab (Cancer pagurus) which is reddish brown even when alive. The saturation is increased to make the poster more eye-catching.

[Anonymous No.20074534]

Sex with crabs. Loving sex for the purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.20075198]

>>20058910
that crab really wants the Guinness.

[Anonymous No.20076669]

>>20070998
Obsessed.

[Anonymous No.20076781]

>>20058910
I saw Guinness foreign extras stout at total wine yesterday. Couldn't grab a pack but at least I know it's there.

[Anonymous No.20076797]

>>20070998
>if you add anything to it
black and tans with guiness are fucking great. yeah that's right i said black and tans you fucking mick

[Anonymous No.20076806]

>>20073619
>cope post by someone who pretends to like 50% head detected
Firstly, there needs to be a run on the tap. That's why the Guiness is only good in places where Guiness is the thing people drink. If it's not used regularly, the Guiness is flat and revolting. The head should stick to the glass - if it goes down and the glass is clean you have a shit pint. It needs to be poured 4 fifths of the way until the glass is full, then it needs to be left until what is in the glass settles and goes black - then the pour can be be finished. Also if you drink the pint before letting it settle you should kys.
I was once working in a pub here in Dublin and some Amerimutt subhuman came in and asked me to make him an "Irish Carbomb". I told him I was fresh out of those but could whip him up a 9/11 with a dash of blackcurrant instead - he stormed out accusing me of being rude, but nothing of value was lost.

[Anonymous No.20076810]

>>20076797
We're whiter than you, mutt
Try not to shit yourself and puke all over your shoes after your second drink like you "people" always do.

[Anonymous No.20076820]

>>20076806
>>20076810
cool off taig

[Anonymous No.20076846]

>>20076810
>"people" considered lower than niggers educating others on their whiteness
lmao

[Anonymous No.20076923]

>thread about Guinness
>arseblasted taig storms in
like clockwork

[Anonymous No.20077136]

The head is the worst part of a guinness and people only pretend otherwise because it has become fetishised

[Anonymous No.20077197]

>>20077136
That's like saying the fat is the worst part of the bacon - it's great when it's proportionate. It ruins it when it's too much or too little.

[Anonymous No.20077331]

>>20077136
She's cute.

[Anonymous No.20077333]

>>20067528
Yeah. Wonder if they regret shitting on all the tasty 'pretentious' beers all these years now when they can literally no longer afford it and have to either drink the purposefully nerfed cheap piss or stay sober. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.20077854]

>>20058910
I like blue moon

[Anonymous No.20077891]

>>20077854
I like it a lot too. Wheat beers are really good.

[Anonymous No.20078058]

I pay 30.60$ for six cans of Guinness. Canada. Send help. I picked some up because I wanted to cook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wuoTcDdsrs "Beef and Guinness Stew with Marco Pierre White". It was delicious.

[Anonymous No.20078074]

>>20076806
He was right. A 9/11 is nothing like an Irish Carbomb, and is no alternative.

[Anonymous No.20078437]

>>20078074
>>20078074

[Anonymous No.20079813]

>>20058910
It's raining outside. Perfect time for a guinny.

[Anonymous No.20080751]

>>20077891
What are some other decent, well-stocked wheat beers so I don't just buy blue moon all the time? (not that anon)

[Anonymous No.20080959]

>>20080751
Sam Adams Summer Ale is really good but they only sell it in the summer. Leinenkugel's also makes some decent wheat beers.

[Anonymous No.20080969]

>>20072570
he's right

[Anonymous No.20080981]

>>20060890
Dad-a-chum? Did-a-check?

[Anonymous No.20081609]

>>20080751
There's no reason not to always buy Blue Moon, but >>20080959 is right about Summer Ale. You can find it all year round at Bevmo and Total Wine. Hell, maybe I'll go pick up a pack because I love them so much.

[Anonymous No.20082048]

>>20061083
>>20067913
find a local African grocery store

[Anonymous No.20082050]

>>20081609
Hefeweizen, witbier, wheat beer, hwæte beor.

[Anonymous No.20082065]

>>20082048
are they selling by the mud cakes or the dirt cookies?

[Anonymous No.20082098]

>>20068306
craft beers are all shit with no exceptions, craft stouts are the main offenders

[Anonymous No.20082107]

>>20082065
no, you go inside and after a bit of ooga booga you either get killed or win and can take whatever you like

[Anonymous No.20082153]

>>20081609
>it's available year round at Total Wine
Damn I've been living in the dark ages

[Anonymous No.20083454]

>>20082153
Yes, you have been.

[Anonymous No.20083643]

>>20082048
Walmart?

[Anonymous No.20083695]

>>20070998
>take canned Guinness
>pour it in gay pint glass with Guinness logo
>this fools the 60 IQ Irishman

[Anonymous No.20083714]

>>20080751
The best hefeweizen I've ever had (that wasn't a weizenbock but normal strength) was Meisel's weisse. I cannot guarantee it being well-stocked or stocked at all though. On the contrary it might be quite difficult to find.

[Anonymous No.20084927]

Wahnh I'm accelerator fucn it

[Anonymous No.20086394]

>>20084927
You're what?