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>solves beer

>> No.20048670

>>20048653
That's not Banquet.

>> No.20048695
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20048695

>>20048670
I tried one of these at an overpriced brewpub in Chicago recently, and it was the platonic ideal of the American lager, as in it uses no adjuncts and wasn't really hoppy and was perfectly clean and refreshing. But a single beer cost more than I get a 12 pack of High Life for, so it doesn't seem worth it to me.

Looks like a 6 pack is still $13, which isn't too bad for a decent beer.

>> No.20048780

>>20048695
You’re supposed to drink American lager a 12 pack at a time to get fucked up, not savor it for the flavor.

>> No.20048784

>>20048780
That's why it was perfect. It hardly tasted of anything.

>> No.20048787

>>20048653
can i get a source on that claim

>> No.20048812

>>20048653
OP do you have a vagina? A 12 pack? Dude you won't see me walking out of the store without 3 cases of high life. I drink 14 minimum a night

>> No.20048814

>>20048812
I used to have 15-30 beers a night, but I just turned 30 and made a conscious decision to limit myself to 6-12.

>> No.20048825

>>20048814
fair enough, I'm about to cut back too

>> No.20048827

>>20048812
Lmao imagine not polishing off a half barrel every night

>> No.20049029

>>20048814
Have you considered GHB?

>> No.20049031

>>20049029
I don't know want to use the dark web again the FBI monitors me.

>> No.20049036

>>20048653
Miller High Life is owned by Zionist's and brewed with corn syrup. I'll stick to Yuengling Larger and Harpoon IPA.

>> No.20049069

>>20049031
Pay someone to use it for you, or get Signal and a cash payment VPN.

>> No.20049086

>>20049069
I think I'm gonna try meditation instead.

>> No.20049099

>>20048812
Why don’t you fatties just drink vodka at this point? How do you deal with the calories and carbonation and inefficiency without bloating up like a pig? There are much easier and cost effective ways to get drunk, which allows you to get drunk more often, like me.

>> No.20049100

>>20049086
Both are always an option. Are you a shakey dry drunk or something? Just chill out with some steak n tacos and get your buzz on. Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

>> No.20049101

>>20049100
I still plan on smoking weed 24/7 so I'll be fine.

>> No.20049102

>>20049099
I have literally used a 60ml syringes to put Deep Eddie vodka into my but hole. It only burns the outside, the interior handles it way better.

>> No.20049118
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20049118

>>20048653
It's a good normie starter beer, abv is a bit low even after having 12 of them, I'll stick with the true King.

>> No.20049125

>>20049118
RIP icehouses edge.

>> No.20049129

>>20049101
You better not quit Nicotine. It's the only thing that will preserve your cognitive abilities.

>> No.20049131

>>20049129
I quit that a year ago lol
I spent the first 30 years being smart. I want to be spend whatever time I have left being kind.

>> No.20049133

>>20048653
What a weird panettone

>> No.20049164

>>20049131
Are you seriously a middle age man posting on /ck/? I'm 6'3 275 pounds and 22 years of age and I already feel too old to post on the chan. Go spend Time with your family or join a bowling league.

>> No.20049168

>>20049164
I've been on 4chan since 2005.

>> No.20049219

>>20049164
Clearly you don't get what I'm saying. What cig/dip did you enjoy during your nic years? I still chew and dip snus. I'm curious to know what alcoholic beverages you drank in the past decades before needing to sober up. I used to smoke American Spirit non filter in the summer and Camel non filter in the freezing winter months. I quickly switched to ZYN and Snus imported directly from Finland.

>> No.20049233

>>20049219
I liked Black American Spirits and Camel Blues. I've drank lots of wine and whiskey and tequila and rum. Tequila's my favorite liquor, but I try to stay away from hard liquor these days because of my throat. Used to do a lot of acid and mushrooms and molly and whatever else was available. Fun times.

>> No.20049271

>>20049233
You did a lot of acid. I bet your brain deep fried. I've never drank tequila or rum. Your throat would be perfectly fine if you didn't contact HPV from some harlot. I'm pretty happy and chill so I do not need to Trip molly. I still like Coke and I used heroin every weekend for about a month and a half, it wasn't really my jam. Ketame is heavenly.

>> No.20049276

>>20049271
Crack is better than coke.

>> No.20049296

>>20049276
I live in an all white upper income bedroom community so powder is way easier to get then freebase. I also mix my coke in distilled water and book it as to avoid nasal damage.

>> No.20049297

>>20048653
High life is only good until you get sick of it then it’s never as good again. The best time to drink it is when it’s actually refreshing like if you’re doing yard work.

>> No.20049299

>>20049296
Just make your own crack. Cooks out any potential fentanyl, as well.

>> No.20049316

>>20049299
I do not have a plug a the moment. I would always have my product "washed". I also don't do coke anymore, I can get the same effect from Adderall plus nicotine and espresso. ketamine is my one true love. The ketamine high is unsurpassed by any substance.

>> No.20049322

>>20049316
My favorite drug is the love of my wife.

>> No.20049349

>>20049322
I will most likely never marry. I own too many assets not to get a prenuptial contract. I also do no not want to date Western liberal white women. Vietnam and the Philippines are my current hunting grounds.

>> No.20049356

>>20049349
Seek Christ

>> No.20049365

>>20049356
I was baptized as a child so that's already covered. Not sure why religion is important to you.

>> No.20049371

>>20049365
Being baptized means nothing if you don't at least try to live a Christlike existence. Or, rather, someone trying to live a Christlike existence is the fruit you know a sincere Christian by.

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>>20048812
>>20048814
You guys are making me feel straight edge for just enjoying 2-3 beers a night

>> No.20049392

>>20049371
What church congregation should I join and why are they the true answer to all of life's questions and turbulence?

>> No.20049404

>>20049392
You don't need to join any church; you just need to reject greed and fear and embrace love.

>> No.20049405

I main Busch Light but my liquor store has High Life glass bottle 12 packs on sale so I've been rocking them for a few days. I only buy 12 packs to control my alcohol intake

>> No.20049442

>>20049164
So Mr. FAT, in 8 years you totes won't be still posting here? Kek

>>20049405
Busch Light (4.1%) lmao, have you ever even tasted beer or been drunk anon? At least get Busch Ice (5.9%) you sissy.

>> No.20049506

>>20049442
NTA but a 12 pack of 4.1-5% is plenty of alcohol to get a nice drunk going without getting sloppy or blacking out. Non-alcoholics definitely can’t crush a 12 pack without getting wasted. Try showing up at a normie gathering with a personal 12 pack and they’ll be shocked and think you’re an alcohol and they’ll be even more shocked when you polish it off and are less drunk than people who only had 4 drinks.

>> No.20049572

>>20049506
This is me. I am worried I’ve damaged my liver from drinking too much. I can drink a whole six pack and feel nothing.

>> No.20049600

>>20049404
Nobody has explained why I should not be greedy. I can only spend my earthly dollars during my one chance at life. I want to accumulate as much money as possible by any means. I understand why gluttony is a sin, eating too much around poor people is bad and I always buy my less fortunate cousins a turkey or ham during November. I don't have a high level of empathy so having love in my heart is a little tough for me. I'm still interested in hearing what congregation I should join. I'm certainly not going back to those dirty fish eating boy fucking Catholics.

>> No.20049606

>>20049506
I own a boat and if anyone shows up to the ramp with less than a Case of beer with ice and a cooler and food for everyone they will be viewed as a cheap ass.

>> No.20049607

>>20049600
Literally just read the fucking gospels lol

>> No.20049619

>>20048653
guys will see this and be like hell yeah

>> No.20049622

>>20049607
I'm practically begging you to give me the answer to life. Start speaking up now. I do not have much time to find my savior.

>> No.20049634

>>20049622
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%205-7&version=ESV

>> No.20049658

>>20049634
What Christian ideology do you subscribe to?

>> No.20049667

>>20049658
My own personal relationship with Christ and His teachings. You don't need anyone else to tell you how to live; it's within all of us already.

>> No.20049694

>>20049667
So one link is all I need? I'm trying not to stand in front of the commuter rail and your dancing around my questions.

>> No.20049701

>>20049694
If you're not going to read the entire bible and are only going to read one section, then the Sermon on the Mount should be that one.

>> No.20049716

>>20049701
I have read the entire constitution a couple times and plenty of other books. What make you think some bread and fish literature is too much for me?

>> No.20049723

>>20049701
Someone else told me gennisis 1-11 is all I need to be right in this world.

>> No.20049726
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>>20049099
Because I like sipping beers over a nice evening. I am skinny fat, not obese, 23 bmi, which is still considered normal weight in 'Merrica. I do between 3-6mi of hiking/running 6 days a week to offset calories and limit carbs. I have a shitty body still but my new years resolution is to get down to 7 beers a day.

>> No.20049730

>>20049716
Okay then read the bible
>>20049723
no

>> No.20049745

>>20048653
High Life Light was the top tier light beer, regular High Life tastes too close to a malt liquor.

>> No.20049749

>>20049730
What bible should I buy? I will literally read it if you give me a straight answer

>> No.20049755

>>20049749
ESV

>> No.20049767

>>20049755
Ok, I'll give it a shot. I've been a shellfish eat atheist my entire life, maybe I can slip out of my depression with your reading material suggestion.

>> No.20049787

>>20049767
Good luck, and God be with you.

>> No.20049789

>>20049767
Just read one that is easiest to read. The old testament is mostly ass but there are some cool super hero type stories in judges. Jesus of Nazareth taken as a philosopher is actually pretty fascinating. My favorite part is when he stands there and takes the time to strip some plants and braid a whip to beat a bunch of money exchangers at the temple.

>> No.20049797

I am an alcoholic and cannot stop drinking

>> No.20049798

>>20049797
I'll drink to that!

>> No.20049832

>>20049797
Try THC and mushrooms.

>> No.20049899

>>20049832
That just makes alcoholism more fun.

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20049908

>>20048653
wrong

>> No.20049928

>>20049726
Grim

>> No.20049955
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20049955

I live in Japan. For me, it's Kirin.

>> No.20050052

>>20049899
You need to try to only use earthly substances. If you need to drink a beer or two to calm your mind so be it. If you try a different life without drinking an entire case of beer you might be able to see the beauty in humanity and nature. To be fair I don't know if you have the time to think deeply about the human condition. Maybe liquor, nicotine and Adderall are the way forward, I'm just some idiot trying to go forward in this world and not have a broken heart that will leed me back to binge eating and drinking. Working night shift took a toll on my diet.

>> No.20050093

>>20050052
“Earthy substances” is retarded hippie speak. Alcoholics and druggies aren’t looking for some deep introspective experience, they just want to get high. They know what’s wrong with their lives and what they need to do fix it, they don’t need psychedelics to know they’re totally fucked. Its normies who are so out of touch with their inner selves that they need drugs to confront themselves.

>> No.20050095

>>20048653
A man of taste

>> No.20050098

>>20048695
I get Miller high life 12 bottles for $9.99

>> No.20050104

>>20049271
>>20049271
I try to tell people about the magic of ketamine. It has done wonders for my mental health. I just blow a half gram every few months and it is so therapeutic.

>> No.20050110

>>20048653
>Beer so bad, you never want to drink beer again.
Problem solved...

>> No.20050116

>>20050104
K isn’t therapeutic. You just like to get completely obliterated. Be honest about your desire for oblivion, you lying druggie.

>> No.20050156

>>20050116
Based white science chad Andrew Huberman says otherwise.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R1-sCjA5OwI
My own experience with it is that it helps me. It helps me not be depressed in this fucked up clown world. There are plenty of people who abuse it though. It will be legal in a clinical settings eventually because it works so fucking well for mental health and we are having an absolute mental health crisis in America. The wait time to see therapists is like three months in a lot of places. Ketamine works instantly and you don’t have to take it everyday just when you really need it. For me that’s every few months. I haven’t dowse any since August. Get with the times man.

>> No.20050669

>>20050093
what a stupid fucking take my guy.

>> No.20050680

>>20048653
i stopped drinking in my early 20s like a normal human being(i'm 32 now)
the best beers were pbr, yuengling, pbr, miller high life

>> No.20050775

>>20048653
Only beer I've had was sips of trappist ale so my standards are set too high for this thread

>> No.20050799

>>20049164
you are here forever. Im 29 and been browsing started browsing /b/ at 13 for the advice dog memes. (/b/ wasn't just a porn board like it is now hard to believe i know)

>> No.20050807

>>20048653
If you’re gonna drink shit beer, drink miller lite

>> No.20050960

>>20048653
holy shit american panettone

>> No.20051093

>>20048653
This but canned

>> No.20051505

>>20049726
You have the nipples of a women with D cups, not exactly something you should be bragging about, enjoy being a faggot for the rest of your life zoomie

>> No.20051562

>>20048653
How is this stuff cheaper than shit like bud light or coors?

>> No.20051569
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20051569

>>20048653
close but no cigar

>> No.20052122

>>20051569
Yuengling, the other normie beer, man this board is so boring.

>> No.20052235

>>20051505
It's because I was extremely hung over and bloated and drinking, my face was also puffy and red. But let's see your nips faggot

>> No.20052266

>>20049164
43 reporting in and it's true, you never leave.

>> No.20052281

>>20052235
you drink 14+ beers a day anon, you're literally always extremely hungover and bloated and drinking.

>> No.20052304

>>20048653
If I drink beer, I only drink High Life or Blue Moon Belgian White. I don't drink much booze.

>> No.20052451

>>20048653
Once you've finished a bottle of that stuff, you can piss it out again into the bottle to reuse it and it will taste better the second time round.

>> No.20052465

>>20048695
It tastes like raw pizza dough

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20052469

>>20048814
That's still a lot enjoy pancreatitis

>> No.20052477

>>20052451
NUHHH UHHH

>> No.20052507

>>20052281
some days are better than others

>> No.20052551

>>20049797
Start restricting yourself on times when you can drink each day. If you can keep that up for a few weeks then surely you have the discipline to either pick a number you can have in that time per day or shave a half hour off that time. From there just make small adjustments until you aren’t dying as fast. The most important thing is starting with an achievable goal to prove to yourself that you can control your habits.

>> No.20052555
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20052555

>>20048653
>Champagne of beers
Not pic related?

>> No.20052558

>>20048780
If you're just drinking to get drunk why bother with going through 12 fucking beers and not just go straight to spirits

>> No.20052565

>>20048653
>high life
>alcoholics are low lives

This is some sussy marketing

>> No.20052782

>>20048653
That's not PBR

>> No.20052797

>>20052782
Thank God it isn't.

>> No.20052801

>>20052558
Because I'm not a lightweight like you.

>> No.20052803

>>20048653
That's no Landshuter Helles

>> No.20052821

>>20052803
go away hitler

>> No.20052888

>>20052558
Because I want to maintain an even level of mellow drunkenness, not get shattered and stumble into shit and make poor decisions.

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20052914

a challenger appears

>> No.20052970

BUT, know this:

that in the last days a perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, [b]unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away!

For of this sort are those who creep into households and make captives of gullible women loaded down with sins, led away by various lusts, always learning and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

>> No.20052987

>>20049036
>>20048653
Yuengling is the white mans beer.

>> No.20052988

>>20052914
>plastic bottle
Plastic 40s of malt liquor are disgusting. I don’t know if glass keeps the beer cold longer or what, but plastic 40s are fucking rancid.

>> No.20053003

>>20052988
its all in your head. its in a plastic bottle so the jews are telling you that you should think it tastes worse because you spent less money

>> No.20053010

>>20053003
Plastic is to the US what lead was to Romans.

>> No.20053157

>>20053003
I think the plastic 40s are the same price as glass. Something is just really off about drinking malt liquor out of plastic.

>> No.20053169

>>20048653
The bestt

>> No.20053182

>>20053157
plastic is the superior material. you cant break the bottle after you drunkenly drop it

>> No.20053201

>>20053182
That’s for the uncs who hang out outside of liquor stores. Breaking 40s isn’t a problem if you drink in the privacy of your home like a civilized person.

>> No.20053231

>>20053201
your own home has tables and fridges that 40s can fall from

>> No.20053422

>>20049164
Wtf you're literally me, my scale said 275 this morning.

>> No.20053540

>>20049164
shit was so cash

>> No.20054070

>>20049131
Absolutely based.

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20054593

For me, it's Busch.

>> No.20056478

>>20048653
yes