/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20044868]

Do you ever eat on public transit?

[Anonymous No.20044880]

>>20044868
No, I don't like people looking at me while I eat, nor do I want to inconvenience them with chewing noises.
And obviously, I would prefer not to see and hear others doing this as well.

[Anonymous No.20044886]

Yah some weeks ago I was eating these with my BARE HANDS, some old cunt was like YOU CAN'T EAT THOSE LIKE THAT so I told her BUT I AM RIGHT NOW and she fucked off
like wtf bitch they're gonna melt before I get home CUNT

[Anonymous No.20044888]

>>20044886
did you eat her ass

[Anonymous No.20044896]

>>20044880
You have a sense of shame. Something these people never developed.

[Anonymous No.20044900]

>>20044888
Gross, salty after sweet?

[Anonymous No.20044906]

>>20044900
I wouldn't know, I don't lick assholes, bro, just asking.

[Anonymous No.20044910]

>>20044868
You just bought a succulent lobster dinner and your only travel option is a train, you eat it on the train
You eat cross-legged to make it look fancy

[Anonymous No.20045094]

They do it because they can, not because they need to

[Anonymous No.20045155]

Yes

[Anonymous No.20045182]

>>20045155
this is literally like releasing a wild animal on a train. it wanders around staring looking for food and threats while all the humans stay still and avoid eye contact so they don't get targeted, then it strikes and runs, not actually getting any food but just acting on instinct. you could get the exact same scene if the homeless guy was replaced with a gorilla or hyena or something. this is why I drive a car.

[Anonymous No.20045191]

>>20045182
>you could get the exact same scene if the homeless guy was replaced with a gorilla or hyena or something. this is why I drive a car.
same i drive even though i live in a city to avoid the niggers and other riffraff. also i don't wanna be pushed onto the subway tracks

[Anonymous No.20045193]

>>20045155
>ayo Shauna ainchu gone help a fello afreekan out? no? *smack

[Anonymous No.20045196]

Unless airplanes count, I haven't been on public transportation since November 4th, 2016.

[Anonymous No.20045248]

>>20045196
Airplanes count

[Anonymous No.20045264]

>>20045248
Then jerky or trail mix I take with. Also the celery they put in the godawful bloody marys.

[Anonymous No.20045282]

>>20045248
Tyrone next to hers cameras already on ready to take a picture of the crazy bitch too, can tell they aren't together with him holding his nose

[Anonymous No.20045297]

>>20044868
Why didn't he just eat in?

[Anonymous No.20045320]

>>20044868
Sometimes I eat sandwich on train.

[Anonymous No.20045345]

>>20044868
Nah. I've learned not to eat where I shit.

[Anonymous No.20045647]

>>20044868
Fuck no. You're lucky if someone actually cleans and sterilizes the seats and stuff on public transport let alone anything else.

[Anonymous No.20045732]

>>20044868
Mabey some jerky or dried fruit, definitely coffee.
Haven't been on a bus or train in years.

[Anonymous No.20045747]

>>20045297
Rise and grind, nigga. Hunger ain't no excuse to stop hustlin'.

[Anonymous No.20045790]

>>20044868
I’m a white american. I don’t use public transportation.

[Anonymous No.20045977]

>>20044868
I'll eat at the bus stop. Most I do on the bus is drink my coffee or water

[Anonymous No.20046043]

americans cant leave the house without seeing a
/|/ igger

[Anonymous No.20046053]

>>20044880
>i sure hope no one hears my chewing noises
grow the fuck up pussy

[Anonymous No.20046062]

>>20045248
>spirit airlines
Of course

[Anonymous No.20046073]

>>20045790
that's just an american thing, in other countries everyone uses public transport, not just minorities/poor people. it's because public transport is actually decent in europe. also we don't have countries that are built to force you using a car to do literally anything.

[Anonymous No.20046091]

>>20046073
>decent
Safe, rather

[Anonymous No.20046105]

>>20046091
yes you're right, but safe is a sure thing in most european countries, i'm so used to everything being safe that i don't even take it in consideration. it's just the default setting

[Anonymous No.20046108]

>>20046073
>it's because public transport is actually decent in europe.
its because everyone is europe is poor.

[Anonymous No.20046149]

>>20046108
i'll help you out of your dream, USA barely make the top 10, in fact a country from europe is number one.. you must feel dumb seeing that 3 european countries are in the top 5. USA not even coming close

[Anonymous No.20046232]

>>20046149
They're poor because they're taxed to shit and have to pay VAT on everything
I mean, Americans are taxed to shit but there's so many of us it adds up more

[Anonymous No.20046395]

>>20045345
>Nah. I've learned not to eat where I shit.
BASED

[Anonymous No.20046509]

Yeah when I'm drunk or in a hurry. why do y'all worry about pointless minutiae like this

[Anonymous No.20046512]

>>20044868
No, public transit is filled with mouthbreathers and I do not want to contaminate my food with their foul stench.

[Anonymous No.20046515]

>>20046509
>Yeah when I'm drunk or in a hurry.
gross.

[Anonymous No.20046523]

>>20046515
deal with it

[Anonymous No.20046600]

>>20044900
actually it's bitter

[Anonymous No.20046608]

>>20045248
Dear god, imagine the braps coming from the haunches of this fertile nubian goddess

[Anonymous No.20046610]

>>20045155
Europeans: Why do Americans hate public transit?

[Anonymous No.20046616]

>>20045248
>spirit airlines
of course it is

[Anonymous No.20046622]

>>20046610
Because Americans cannot have anything without crime and people exploiting it. The idea of being able to have a walkable bar-district, get piss-drunk and get home safely without paying $40 for an Uber makes Americans recoil in disgust

[Anonymous No.20046636]

Yes I eat fruit and trail mix

[Anonymous No.20046646]

>>20046622
Your country's cities will also have yearly race riots and "White flight" to suburbs once the demographics change. Of course Americans also want the convenience of cities (anyone saying otherwise is usually cope and never experienced the convenience of a safe and clean city), but we were forced to leave because the situation was unbearable. We collectively decided that we'd rather have stupid long commutes in our cars instead of living in dirty and dangerous cities.

Americans already experienced this 60 years ago, so Europeans should take what happened here as a warning instead of ridiculing us. It's all about race, and it's becoming a reality in Europe as well.

[Anonymous No.20046667]

>>20045155
is this the guy who pooped in the mop bucket?

[Anonymous No.20046674]

>>20045282
he's holding her babywipes and cheezits though. he might have the mask on out of shame

>>20046610
hey it's that same guy. the train troll

[Anonymous No.20046712]

>>20046674
He's a local celebrity in NYC

[Anonymous No.20046715]

>>20046712
New York City...

home

[Anonymous No.20046799]

>>20044880
>>20044896
Fags. It's like when you are so shy and don't want your parents to hear your moans.

[Anonymous No.20046810]

>>20044868
if i'm ravenously hungry i'll scarf down a cheeky sandwich but it's not something i make a habit of

[Anonymous No.20046821]

>>20046799
I really don’t want that
Imagine the awkwardness afterwards

[Anonymous No.20046854]

>>20046610
This dude is a literal troll-under-the-bridge fairytale creature. The train is his home, and if you want to ride you better be willing to pay the troll toll. He steals less than the kings of New York, and he's honest about his lifestyle, not even hiding his shame with a t-shirt. Bless the Troll of the Underground.

[Anonymous No.20046883]

>>20044868
>Do you ever eat on public transit?
I haven't use public transport since high school (49) years ago.

[Anonymous No.20046925]

>>20046053
eating loudly is thirdie behavior
post hand

[Anonymous No.20046928]

>>20046610
>>20045155
...
How the fuck is it possible to be fat while homeless?

[Anonymous No.20046936]

>>20046854
yeah just give him the food. You can't fight him

[Anonymous No.20046973]

>>20044868
Mike n ike off the box

[Anonymous No.20046975]

>>20046610
Who’s sharing the tent with him? They look like they have money

[Anonymous No.20046977]

>>20044868
No, not unless it's a dining car on a train, or on an airplane.

[Anonymous No.20046980]

>>20046928
oh we have those in my city here in germany too. there's this one couple, they take turns hanging out in a public park near university, begging for money, sometimes it's the man, sometimes the woman. they are both obese and have been doing this shit for literally 10 years now.
last time i saw the man and he begged me for money, i just started laughing out loud

[Anonymous No.20047012]

>>20046975
there's another video somewhere. It's a homeless black woman

[Anonymous No.20047038]

>>20045182
Shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.20047043]

>>20045155
>>20045193
>>20046610
>>20046667
>>20046928
It's fake, he's an actor doing it for views

[Anonymous No.20047046]

>>20046973
literally the worst flavor

[Anonymous No.20047072]

>>20047046
:(

[Anonymous No.20047078]

>>20047072
sorry dude, you gotta get the regular if you want to be a based redpilled white man.

[Anonymous No.20047110]

>>20047038
make me

[Anonymous No.20047370]

>>20044868
>public transit?
I haven't been on public transport since I stopped being poor. But no I didn't eat anything, I eat once or twice a day so I'd just eat something when i got home.

[Anonymous No.20047383]

>>20047043
you see psycho homeless niggers everywhere in new york

[Anonymous No.20047668]

>>20046073
Lel no. Here in Norway (and the rest of Europe) public transportation is still for poors and minorities.

[Anonymous No.20047693]

>>20045248
ill just do spirit because I'm skinny and dont pack much
take a few melatonin and a nice tea and wake me when we land

[Anonymous No.20047713]

I'll sip a coffee or chomp a chewy but that's it.

Shit I've seen on public tranny:
>eating hot garlic noodles out of a takeaway container
>a family of jeets eating hot curry and using their jeet grandmother's smock as a hand and mouth towel
>westies gutting fish on the way home from a fishing trip (guts into one bucket, fillets into the other bucket).

On top of that I used to live in a highly Asian suburb and the morning train stunk of garlic noodle breath at 7am because that's what everyone eats for breakfast.

COFFEE AND CHEWIES THAT'S IT GODDAMN IT

[Anonymous No.20047722]

>>20047043
Yeah it's some tiktoker. Always seems to be the same guy they post to argue why America cannot invest in public transport

[Anonymous No.20047768]

>>20044868
I went for a college interview in Boston years ago, and had to get to the airport immediately after it, but I really REALLY wanted an ice cream from a shop next to the subway entrance.

I asked the old nigger in the ticket booth if food was allowed on the subway, and he said, "SHEEEEIIIIIIT, people takes FRAAAHHHD CHIKN in thea!"

I translated that to mean "yes" in his heathen pidgin speak and enjoyed my ice cream on the way to the airport.

Every other public transport system I've ridden on in recent years has banned food onboard. Thailand doesn't even allow you to take bottled water on their stupid Skytrain.

[Anonymous No.20047769]

>>20044886
Why does it say "Gourmet Finest Cuisine" in English while the rest of the packaging is in German?

[Anonymous No.20047772]

>>20047768
Most cities bahn food on public transport but I've never seen it enforced anywhere.

Although, in saying that I've never been to a Socialist Utopia™ like Singapore

[Anonymous No.20047774]

>>20047772
Seen a few people told to fuck off at the station itself in DC
nobody is getting kicked off the metro for it though

[Anonymous No.20047777]

>>20045155
>>20046610
>>20046928
This is America; we have the fattest poor people in the world.

[Anonymous No.20047778]

>>20045248
fat ppl are disgusting

[Anonymous No.20047780]

>>20047769
A lot of European brands will have some English on it for international consumers. If you look at the back of products or user manuals there'll be info in a ton of languages

[Anonymous No.20047781]

>>20046980
Yeah, we have a gypsy infestation on the street just south of me. It's a family of something like five or maybe six people, a granny, young couple, a couple of kids, and maybe some other middle-aged guy who seems to hang around on the side of the road but might not be with them.

Anyway, they were grifting for "spare change" in the median strip on that road all summer long. Funny, now that the weather is shit, they're long gone to their winter home wherever that is.

I've been thinking about standing uproad from them with a sign saying something like "DO NOT FEED THE SCAMMERS" but they'd probably stab me if I did.

[Anonymous No.20047784]

>>20047772
>Most cities bahn food on public transport but I've never seen it enforced anywhere.
Well they might not bahn you, but they'd bahn mi.

XAXAXAXA I kid.

Anyway, Taiwan definitely enforces the "no food or drink" rule. They'll fine the shit out of you if you eat anything and they notice. I had to sneak my medication when I was on antibiotics for a few weeks, and sometimes was on the train when it was time to take one.

Oh, and Singapore? I'm not sure if it's a death penalty offense, but probably.

[Anonymous No.20047831]

no, I am white

[Anonymous No.20047833]

>>20047769
It sounds more prestigious in English.

[Anonymous No.20047839]

>>20047784
>they might not bahn you, but they'd bahn mi

[Anonymous No.20047840]

I once had a Fisherman's Friend on the metro

[Anonymous No.20047843]

i don't recall ever having eaten anything on public transport, but i live in japan and you can drink on trains here, so whenever i take the train into the city for a night out i'll have a strong zero or something like that to get myself started

[Anonymous No.20047849]

>>20047840
A LOT of people should take this as an example

[Anonymous No.20047853]

I don't take public transport because I'm not poor.
Instead I eat my breakfast behind the wheel of my car while I'M STUCK IN FUCKING TRAFFIC FOR 30 FUCKING MINUTES.

[Anonymous No.20047863]

>>20044868
No, I'm not a nigger.

[Anonymous No.20047865]

>>20047853
I'm the same as this guy, I am not poor nor do I live in one of the open air prisons that are American urban areas so I don't take mass transit. But I am also not a cuck, I work from home and don't have to worry about having to ever sit in traffic.

[Anonymous No.20048007]

>>20047038
Fuck off nigger.

[Anonymous No.20048089]

>>20047769
It's probably part of the brand. Germans are also huge Ameriboos and try to clumsily cram English words into everything, the most cringiest remains to this day "handy" (mobile phone).

[Anonymous No.20048097]

>>20046073
Don't worry, you're importing enough Africans that public transport in Europe will soon be just as dangerous as the US but you wont have the option to drive yourself instead.

[Anonymous No.20048112]

>>20045155
wow, his timing is impeccable

[Anonymous No.20048127]

I kind of see a pattern here

[Anonymous No.20048174]

>>20045248
>can afford all that seafood
>ride in spirit airplanes
Black "people" moment

[Anonymous No.20048185]

>>20048097
I am always so happy to see euros complaining about the thousands and thousands of disgusting apes they're letting in to all their cities, and to hear about the absolutely skyrocketing number of rapes. At least the U.S. built an empire on their backs before expecting civilized people to treat them as equals.

[Anonymous No.20048268]

>>20044868
its not allowed in here

[Anonymous No.20048278]

>>20046925
STFU pussy. Your mouth making noise when chewing is the most natural thing. Only a faggot would feel insecure about it.

[Anonymous No.20048283]

>>20048278
Slurping smacking chimp detected

[Anonymous No.20048296]

>>20048283
Fudge packing faggot detected. Imagine being so limp-wristed and effeminate that you fixate over such pointless things.

[Anonymous No.20048354]

Ever hear the phrase "don't shit where you eat?" Well, I won't eat where you shit.

[Anonymous No.20048362]

>>20048354
On the way to work, the metro seat I wanted to sit in was covered in a writhing mass that I'm pretty sure was worms and dirt
it was still there 8 hours later on my way back

[Anonymous No.20048473]

>>20046936
i've unironically seen him get beat up by spider-man I'm not joking this is real

[Anonymous No.20048497]

>>20046149
>ireland
>singapore
>qatar
>uae
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.20049155]

>>20046936
Back in May, a homeless Michael Jackson impersonator started yelling like he was about to start some shit and a former Marine put him in a chokehold and killed him. They charged him with manslaughter and criminally negligent homicide.

[Anonymous No.20049172]

>>20044868
Absolutely disgusting if you've ever seen the shit/piss/cum/blood/vomit/spent needles on those seats.

[Anonymous No.20049191]

>>20045790
It's not like there is a train or bus that can take you from your megachurch to Busted Dick's Bar N' Grill or whatever other Flyoverland places you frequent

[Anonymous No.20049207]

>>20049191
Right, I’m so envious of your bus line from the welfare office to the AIDS needle drop off point to the child transitioning clinic. So walkable, and the homeless tent city only leaves 17 piles of shit on the sidewalk daily on average too!

[Anonymous No.20049236]

>>20044868
>Acceptable
Drinking water
>Less acceptable
Drinks other than water
Small dry quiet snacks such as mints
>Somewhat unacceptable
Candies that are sticky if spilled or large
Chewing or blowing gum
Crackers that aren’t heavily seasoned or crunchy
>Unacceptable
Seasoned chips such as Cheetos
Excessively sloppy desserts
Cold food items that are nonoffensive such as a PB and J
>Rude
Other cold food items that may be crunchy or crumbly
Some nonoffensive hot food items such as chicken nuggets
An assortment of snacks considered unacceptable
>Extremely Rude
Hot dinners
Any kind of soup or elaborate dish
Any kind of seafood
Any kind of strongly pungent food

[Anonymous No.20049247]

I'm in Switzerland. But, somehow, it always seems to be melanin enriched people who would rather spread their trash in a roughly 1.5m radius circle around them instead of using the trash receptacle 0.5m (like 1.8feeties) in front of them.
Don't be racist they tell me.
Well, give me a reason to?

[Anonymous No.20049817]

>>20049247
Yeah, proving me wrong is just not happening, is it?

[Anonymous No.20049924]

>>20049247
My mother is Swiss and i lived there for s year when I was 7 but im from Italy. Have bünzli-type people died out or something? Why aren't they telling people to keep shit clean?
I've seen that shit personally where a complete stranger will lose his or her shit at someone for breaking a rule and it seemed perfectly fine to local culture to do so. My mother even told me that long before I was born, it was commonplace for bünzli-type people to even demand a fine from someone they caught breaking a rule like littering or something. I've never seen it but I have no reason to believe my mother would lie about something like that. I've not been back to see cousins in, like, 10+ years now. Had CH really changed so drastically that this is a problem?

[Anonymous No.20050021]

>>20049924
It's just imported dark types that don't understand the really easily understandable principles of keeping a decent society going.
Mysteries like "don't just throw your trash anywhere except where it's supposed to go".
On the upside, even most immigrants think they're retarded. Rightfully so I guess.

[Anonymous No.20050712]

In Atlanta and Chicago, the melanin-enriched lick and suck on their fingers dramatically while consooming foodstuffs. It's to communicate they have something you do not. Together with the associated sounds and particle launches, it's a disgusting status signal. And then they leave packaging, flavor packets and touch the compartment surfaces.

[Anonymous No.20050785]

>>20047043
How convenient

[Anonymous No.20050824]

>>20046053
Spotted the fat yank.

[Anonymous No.20050861]

>>20045790
Just a mobility scooter?

>>20049191
Kek

>>20049207
Sounds like you're describing a real third world shithole there. Probably the one between Canada and Mexico.

>>20046108
An amusing misconception. Like a lot of burgers, you think you're rich because the average GDP per person is high in burgerstan. Unfortunately you're too stupid to realise that the average is extremely skewed by the few Bezos-tier multibillion sires and that if you take out the top 1 or 2 per cent, the rest of you aren't wealthy at all. But hey, you'd rather be patriotic slaves lol.

[Anonymous No.20050873]

>>20050021
Are you familiar with the concept of "white trash"? Because I've driven through majority white areas, even nominally "upper middle class" areas, littered with empty airplane bottles and discarded vape pens. Shitty people are shitty people regardless of color.

[Anonymous No.20050895]

>>20046232
>this much cope

[Anonymous No.20050903]

>>20046610
Why did he not kick him in the head when he sat back down? Or fuck him up with the fire extinguisher or something?

[Anonymous No.20050906]

>>20046636
Acceptable.

[Anonymous No.20050911]

>>20047777
>This is America; we have the fattest poor people in the world.
To be fair, you've got the fattest everything in the world, you fat cunts.

[Anonymous No.20050913]

>>20050911
smirk

[Anonymous No.20050915]

>>20047840
How long did it take him to cum?

[Anonymous No.20050922]

>>20048296
Calm down fat kid, you might have a heart attack.

[Anonymous No.20051004]

>>20050873
What third world shithole is that in?

[Anonymous No.20051025]

>>20050873
Name a mass transit system rendered unusable by its white passengers.

[Anonymous No.20051026]

>>20044868
I ate lunch on the washington dc subsay system even after seeing the "no eating" sign.

[Anonymous No.20051042]

>>20051026
>ANNIE ARE YOU OK?
>ARE YOU OK ANNIE
etc

[Anonymous No.20051068]

>>20051004
She's from flyover America and therefore doesn't know what upper middle class actually is. One such flyover came with me to my brother's place for Thanksgiving one year and was surprised my family is "rich." Negro, Malvern, Pennsylvania is not "rich" lmao
You're just poor.

[Anonymous No.20051483]

>>20051068
So you're admitting that poor whites are the problem in this circumstance? Not "imported dark types"?

[Anonymous No.20051525]

>>20051068
Not sure what you're going on about but you could've just said USA AKA biggest ghetto in the political north. I'm not poor by the way but I don't care about your opinion.

[Anonymous No.20051640]

>>20051068
Median income in Malvern is $154k. Median in Pa is $73k. Yes, Malvern is rich.

[Anonymous No.20051693]

>>20050861
>An amusing misconception. Like a lot of burgers, you think you're rich because the average GDP per person is high in burgerstan.
Nice try. Now let’s check the facts.
The poorest state in USA is Mississippi.
MEDIAN (not average) household income in Mississippi: $52,985
Now let’s check the largest economy in the EU, which is Germany.
Median household income Germany :
42,192€. Converted to USD $46k.
The MEDIAN in the poorest state of the US earns more than in the largest euroid economy.
>b-but the cost of living, muh healthcare
Stop coping, you are poorer than us and unlike the East Asian countries you are just as violent, “diverse” and filthy as us too

[Anonymous No.20051708]

>>20051693
How is median Mississippi income higher that median US income ($33k)? Are you, perhaps, lying? Or making the very error you're claiming you've avoided?

[Anonymous No.20051711]

>>20051708
>>20051693
Oh, just noticed my mistake. HOUSEHOLD income. My apologies and carry on. I'll check that stat myself in a sec, tho.

[Anonymous No.20052911]

>>20051483
NTA. Actually the guy that used "imported dark types". This didn't happen in the 80's or the 90's. It is exclusively melanin enriched types.
They have little concept of empathy.

[Anonymous No.20053022]

>>20045155
is that the same nig who took a shit in some janny's mop bucket?

[Anonymous No.20053507]

>>20044868
My friends and I had a tea party on a train last summer. I can't find the photos. It was great. Fancy dress. I found a dinner table on the sidewalk and we set it up with a full spread. Scones my gf made, jam, tea, various snacks. Though we ended up moving the operation to the park after about 40 minutes or so, the train got crowded.

[Anonymous No.20054175]

>>20047853
>FOR 30 FUCKING MINUTES.
And here I consider few minutes of traffic jam to be a lot...

[Anonymous No.20054181]

>>20049924
>Have bünzli-type people died out or something? Why aren't they telling people to keep shit clean?
They would get stabbed by niggers.

[Anonymous No.20054972]

>>20051004
>What third world shithole is that in?
Yeah, look at all those littering darkies. You can take the bong out of the swamp, but you can't take the swamp out of a bong.

[Anonymous No.20054976]

>>20044880
Too much empathy. Try and tone it down a bit

[Anonymous No.20054978]

>>20045790
You might not but I do.

[Anonymous No.20054979]

>>20046821
>moaning all night
>make eye contact with mother next day
>she puffs up

[Anonymous No.20055010]

>>20054972
I wish misfortune upon this kind of people.

[Anonymous No.20055023]

>>20044868
no, never, I never disturb someone's peace in a public manner unless they do so themselves

[Anonymous No.20055031]

>>20050915

Why is it that the first thing that came to your mind was gay sex?

[Anonymous No.20055038]

>>20055031
It isn't gay if you don't swallow.

[Anonymous No.20055073]

>>20044868
>Do you ever eat on public transit?
No I don't because my skin is not the color of shit