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/ck/ webm thread

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sex

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poor OP and his thread

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>>20044383
People will come WEBM gods are just sleeping now because its a workday

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>> No.20044408

this thread fucking sucks

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>>20044347
oh fuck this

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>>20044408
>doesnt post webms

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>>20044410
the alcohol kills the germs from the deer

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>>20044421
because this thread sucks

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>>20044350
The way the girl in the background grimaces has me in stitches kek

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>>20044445
mogged

>> No.20044459

>>20044445
Im in love with her

>> No.20044480

>>20044375
This chick is definitely a fun lay.

>> No.20044506

>>20044342
Holy based

>> No.20044572

>>20044347
WTH are they thinking? Seems like a great way to get an incurable disease.

>> No.20044584

>>20044572
They drinking Bud Light, presumably they already have other diseases.

>> No.20044587

>>20044342
Do people not realize that hotel sinks are the most pissed-in sinks in the world?

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>> No.20044663

>>20044587
that adds body to the broth

>> No.20044705

>>20044639
How does he get in?

>> No.20044724

>>20044705
the heat of the egg cooks the man

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>>20044444
>44444
Quints for Hiro.

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>> No.20044814

>>20044791
that person was born in ukraine to ukrainian parents that were not american citizens

>> No.20044819

>>20044412
Is it safe to keep that many garloids in one tank?

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>>20044819
Why do you ask? Are you afraid of the water getting pregnant?

>> No.20044848

>>20044445
it's her friends, it's staged foe tha toks mah n word

>> No.20044855

>>20044592
based beach ball, this Turkish faggotry needs to die.

>> No.20044866

>>20044325
berk
>>20044347
dude his shitting his pants from fear now with the zombie deer disease going on, that is, after already having shat his pants from gastroenteritis
>>20044359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQj8qOMXFzs
>>20044392
kek
>>20044401
hell nah

>> No.20044915

>>20044371
If I come to your house, and you serve me a beer like that, we're fighting

>> No.20044933

>>20044814
He's example of perfect integration.

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>>20044353
i want to breed with that creature

>> No.20045004

>>20044959
do u not know what fetal alcohol syndrome is

>> No.20045063

>>20044341
Is that Terry Davis?

>> No.20045204

>>20044959
This needs a version where video plays progressively faster when Gordon puts eggs on and off stove.

>> No.20045221

>>20044347
satanic rituals are getting weird

>> No.20045230

>>20044369
Fun fact: you can hear a smoke alarm chirping in quite a few of chefjayvoo's videos.

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>> No.20045344

>>20045304
That's a bit gay. Or straight? I don't get his message...

>> No.20045368

>>20044587
extra flavor you dumb faggot

>> No.20045392

>>20044341
looks like it was near closing time

>> No.20045414

>>20044705
he gets re hatched every day

>> No.20045437

>>20044444
>washing chicken
stupid cunt

>> No.20045570

>>20045344
He is gay.

>> No.20045709

>>20044959
Take your shot, bro
>https://www.youtube.com/@yubuhi

>> No.20045729

>>20044325
i'm on the verge of vomiting, i haven't eaten sweets in years and just imagining eating this makes me feel sick

>> No.20045740

>>20044343
he must really hate his toilet

>> No.20045744

>>20044341
how does he get out?

>> No.20045752

>>20044343
>oi mum, cannae go with meh and film me eatin’

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>>20044347
>And then one day, for seemingly no reason at all, Zombie Deer Virus started spreading to humans

>> No.20045813

>>20044353
God I wish

>> No.20045832

>>20044350
the internet may have been a mistake but at least it's become the most efficient and powerful retard filter we now have.

>> No.20045844

>>20044347
>1981
>mysterious new virus
>how did this make the leap from chimps to humans
>must have been people eating chimps from a wet market in Africa, how else could something like this happen?
>2023
>this happens

>> No.20045851

Where is the WaM stuff at?

>> No.20045863

>>20045851
janny dont like it

>> No.20045872

>>20045863
Thats sucks, they were the only reason why i came to these threads.

>> No.20045891

>>20045709
>145k subscribers
Wonder how much that generates in booze / food money

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>>20044325
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>>20044421
>>20044427
>>20044592
>>20044959
>>20045893
I saw these on reddit.

>> No.20045912

>>20045729
it's ok sweetie, let those tears flow. You're safe now. The peso van and it's driver have been "repossessed".

>> No.20045915

>self-exposing as a ledditor
Not even worth a (You).

>> No.20045922

>>20045910
What were you doing there?

>> No.20045928

>>20044959
Those eggs are great on a crunchy toast with ham

>> No.20045938

>>20045872
get fucked no more fetish shit for you

>> No.20045952

>>20045915
>thinking replying to a post is equivalent to an updoot
Go back newfaggit

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>>20045922
I'm an OG chantard. I go wherever the fuck I want on the internet PERIOD. You know why? Cos i got brass balls. Big, burly, brass fucking balls. No virgin faggot on the internet is going to tell me where I can and cannot go. I go wherever the fuck I want.

Also, most post 2015 newfags (which is 90% of 4chan) started out on reddut and still lurk and post there. Post2015 4chan is basically a reddit offshoot

>> No.20045993

>>20044369
I wonder how much much tje spices costs

>> No.20045994

>>20044639
Eggposters rule /ck/.

>> No.20045998

>>20044819
garloid farms are historically an ethical disaster

>> No.20046001

>>20044371
Why would you purposefully pour beer with that much foam?

>> No.20046003

>>20046001
shes doing a jaegerbomb thing with spirts poured so the beer is not what fucks you up

>> No.20046005

>>20044422
the shocked look like "huh? why would she cry from me telling her that?" is always so funny to me

>> No.20046010

>>20046005
Real women have more balls than that, one time my grandpa said he didnt like the tamales my grandmother cooked for him once, she went 50 years of marriage without cooking another batch for him and he would have to wait for the kids to get some if he ever wanted one

>> No.20046015

>>20044915
I'd fuck you up so bad that even your mother wouldn't recognize your corpse.

>> No.20046196

>>20044587
Every dish you’ve eaten off of in a restaurant has been slobbered on by some hepatitis-riddled ogre. Turns out washing and sanitizing things makes that irrelevant.

>> No.20046220

>>20044343
Nobody has properly explained to me why that restaurant is serving him his mum’s leftover chicken and waffles.

>> No.20046253

>>20046220
Hes probably just counting the leftover his momma gave him then and there

>> No.20046255

>>20044360
Do people get off to them stuffing their mouths or knowing that they’re spitting it all out without swallowing?

>> No.20046261

>>20045993
Them? Nothing. Taxpayers? The GDP of a small country.

>> No.20046263

>>20045570
>He is gay.
4u
ngl mirin the vasularity, no homo

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>>20045994
>Eggposters rule /ck/.
BASTE

>> No.20046282

>>20046196
Not all restaurants are run by people like you though

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>> No.20046289

>>20044342
chad

>> No.20046292

>>20046255
The idea of them stuffing their faces and farting for the brapfags

>> No.20046298

>>20046284
delete this

>> No.20046309

>>20046284
>>20046298
the cyber food truck provides

>> No.20046445

>>20045832
In what way is it a retard filter? Here I am, reading your unfiltered posts, and seeing these retards ruining food. It’s a retard amplifier.

>> No.20046456

>>20044409
le elon musk girl

>> No.20046468

>>20044427
me on the left

>> No.20046477

>>20044369
What's that orange shit in the very beginning.

>> No.20046482

>>20045344
Mostly gay but some of his videos imply hetero

>> No.20046486

>>20046477
'range 'rank

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>>20044814
He's a Russian-Ukrainian mutt that got twisted into that thing by America.

>> No.20046495

>>20045964
Look at how defensive she is lol. You okay, princess?

>> No.20046511

>>20044848
Wrong. That bitch had a meltdown over the heckin waycis white girl

>> No.20046526

>>20044404
I'm angry that you posted this.

>> No.20046535

>>20046284
If this is what a /ck/ shitpost looks like I'm dreading 2024 with deepfakes that have polish and weight behind them

>> No.20046539

>>20044384
why do i find this so erotic

>> No.20046556

>>20045910
I saw your mom on /hc/

>> No.20046579

>>20046539
because its porn

>> No.20046584

>>20044592
based fatty

>> No.20046591

>>20044373
that guy sure is good with sausages

>> No.20046602

>>20046272
my suicidal ideation has returned
motherfucker

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>>20045994
True.

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>> No.20046666

>>20044848
Did you just step out of a time machine from 2010 or something?

>> No.20046673

>>20046666
we didn't have tiktok back then

>> No.20046698

>>20044371
god, I wish I was that floor

>> No.20046711

>>20044419
what does age adjusted imply here?

>> No.20046717

>>20046639
Is the chick ok?

>> No.20046718

>>20044372
iowan classic
they forgot the nutmeg, and instead of marshmallows you're supposed to use kool whip

>> No.20046756

>>20046639
lmao get owned

>> No.20046776

>>20046718
That video used both coop whip and marshmallows

>> No.20046789

>>20044373
theres a documentary about this bongjeeta on bestdocumentaries channel on jewtube. she a cute.

>> No.20046875

>>20046220
That's probably his mom's restaurant

>> No.20046899

>>20046579
I know you have yellow fever but girls eating sushi is not porn

>> No.20046918

>>20046639
When will they end this disgusting discrimination, roosters can be hens too. If it identifies as one, it IS one. #stopthehate

>> No.20046922

>>20044757
Banana pizza looks better than pineapple pizza.

>> No.20046984

>>20044639
Out? How?!

>> No.20046990

>>20044341
Based

>> No.20047300

>>20044404
>Italian Porn
I don't know why you would name it that, this is clearly the opposite of what an Italian fantasizes about
>>20044429
I love how the kid sitting opposite his mum is clearly aware there's a problem but he's not interested in opening that package right now

>> No.20047354

>>20044793
Does he not realize that he won the fuckin bird lottery?? He's essentially sitting in a pile of untold riches and he's just like nah :v

>> No.20047410

>>20047354
I mean as a bird you can live well in the city just eating shit people leave behind. Plus if he can hear the workers around he knows he needs to be ready to GTFO at any moment

>> No.20047535

>>20044394
the acidity of the limes cook the shrimp (sexo)

>> No.20047537

>>20044404
what a horrible day to have eyes

>> No.20047553

>>20044793
high DEX build

>> No.20047584

>>20044736
>Comes in a tube too.
I laughed

>> No.20047597

>>20046717
Not even slightly

>> No.20047664

I don't know how to make a webm. from a Youtube video or I would. If someone wants to convert this I think it'd become a /ck/ classic. It's a guy doing ridiculous kung fu cooking. 2:15 in on the link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHYkEwf_8go

>> No.20047666

>>20047664
and it's pretty much exactly one minute long.

>> No.20047692

>>20044371
How to sell one beer to three people

>> No.20047700

>>20044353
Real life Hiroi Kikuri

>> No.20047724

>>20044342
Does this guy just live in a hotel?

>> No.20047760

>>20044411
is this webm even real???
>giant 2.50 soda, cheaper than water
>the mashed potato machine
>hot box full of tubes
>crab chilli instant noodles
its like a parody of america

>> No.20047896

>>20044429
She was caught doing it at a basketball game as well.
I think she explained it's something her grandfather taught her to do when the tendie is top hot. The ice within the soda cools the tendie.

>> No.20047903

>>20044959
Kek didn't realize this was a looping version until it showed the uncooked eggs again.

>> No.20047933

>>20047664
Go to an Invidious instance where you can download your vid.
For example: yewtu.be/watch?v=CHYkEwf_8go
If you're on PC, download MPV (open source video player) and this add-on: https://github.com/ekisu/mpv-webm (cut the sound of the video to create a mute webm).

>> No.20047962

>>20044412
yeah those are goauld don't even try to deny it

>> No.20048018

>>20044639
why doesn't he get out?

>> No.20048170

>>20044345
Why are bongs like this?

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>>20045910
Why would you admit to going on that site?

>> No.20048228

>>20046477
the most artificial "orange" drink you can think of but even more artificial

>> No.20048242

>>20044406
La sauce ?

>> No.20048243

>>20046899
it's literally an obscure porn genre, some anon at gif made a thread about it one or so months ago, forgot the name, it was like infestation or something like that, but that one gif isn't the only one where hot girls eat some shit and then start vomiting fake insect/alien eggs

>> No.20048252

>>20047896
>caught
Come on, man. How gullible are you?

>> No.20048265

>>20048242
summer hart (left)
annabel redd (right)
Thanksgiving video

>> No.20048316

>>20047692
My uncle used to call CHinese the jews of the orient

>> No.20048395

>>20044959
he literally doesn't know how to cook scrambled eggs.
nuggets of egg, not creamy egg.

>> No.20048431

>>20047664
how are you even able to post on 4chan
retard

>> No.20048440

>>20046284
My sides

>> No.20048452

>>20044342
post the airplane shrimp webm

>> No.20048456

>>20044480
anon I hope you don't think that someone in that state can consent

>> No.20048526

>>20048181
Why would you be afraid to say you've been on reddit?

>> No.20048532

>>20048316
Your uncle was a fucking idiot.

>> No.20048592

>>20045304
based bifag cook confusing monosexuals cocks hehe

>> No.20048597

>>20047664
the easy way is
>install yt-downloader then DL this video
>install github to install webm converter
>convert vid into webm

>> No.20048602

>>20045964
go back

>> No.20048605

>>20048526
Its from when 4chan got flooded with reddit refugees in 2015. Calling someone "reddit" was synonymous with "newfag". Now its a bit redundant as 90% of anons use reddit.
>>20048602
Cry moar newbuddy

>> No.20048740

>>20044429
You can just tell that kid is gay

>> No.20048809
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>> No.20048815

>>20046486
>>20048228
So it's like cheap sunny D or fanta? What the fuck.

>> No.20048829

>>20048265
Merci, mon ami.

>> No.20048853

>>20048809
saved for /sp/ee

>> No.20048882

>>20044347
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20048901

>>20044855
>>20046584
why do fat people make these posts and pretend we can’t tell that they are fat

>> No.20048961

>>20048181
that looks so good
why do sesame seeds automatically make a bun better?

>> No.20048980

>>20044353
>food in fridge
>still working stable job
>sleeping late is considered 9am not pm
>8 beers on day off = alcoholic
Jesus christ even alcoholics in Japan had to be adorable.
I want to be alcoholic in Japan. I am alcoholic in Eastern Europe. I would look like some psycho to her.

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>>20048980
From what I remember from my health class anything over 4 beers a day was binge drinking and especially harmful

>> No.20049018

>>20049001
>over 4 beers a day was binge drinking and especially harmful
I have dude in my "work". Usually usually I buy 0,7 litre bottle of cheapest 40% in the morning.
I drink 2x0,5dl as a breakfast he chugs the rest of bottle.
He is 53. I tell myself, okay, I have problems, but I will never end up like that.
I will probably end up like that....

>> No.20049027

>>20049018
Its ok anon, this was just the textbook nerd definition.

I am too broke to overdrink but I did have a family member die of cirrhosis from too much booze

>> No.20049094

>>20044357
Why are people suprised? Chickens will eat a dead chicken without thinking about it in nature.

>> No.20049136
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20049136

>>20046639
>Ah, yes... 'culled...'

>> No.20049173

>>20044353
It's amazing how much different the reaction to this would be if she was any other race than Asian

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>>20044400

>> No.20049179

>>20049173
Meh, if she were still thin and pretty any chick would get simps

>> No.20049181

>>20049173
They are overall less focused on staging or exaggerating details about their lives for social media impressions than white bitches, so yeah the reaction would be different.

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>>20044404

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>>20044431
>captcha: VMHHHH

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>>20044639

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>>20045994

>> No.20049312

>>20049001
>dad goes in for a health checkup
>nurse asks him how much he drinks
>lies and gives her a much lower number than the real one
>she still tells him he's an alcoholic

>> No.20049320

>>20045910
maybe you should stay there

>> No.20049338
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>>20044959

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>>20044350
Me about there.

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>>20044409
>>20046456
Yeah. I don't think posting anything than the Elon face swapp is legal anymore.
Someone post it please, turns out I never saved it.

>> No.20049414

>>20047724
Not anymore.

>> No.20049549

>>20044342
He should make toast while taking a bath

>> No.20049642

>>20044421
Would.

>> No.20049715

>>20044398
god those eyes man, hypnotizing

>> No.20049898

>>20047760
It's in Singapore

>> No.20049966

>>20044412
I lost 40k on this shit, don't do it.

>> No.20049972

>>20044705
we went over this already, it was built around him

>> No.20049984

>>20044325
This is one of those foods that is designed for social media, not to be actually eaten

>> No.20049991

>>20049173
Well no, because if it were a white bong or yank then the vice would also be accompanied by all manner of despicable generations-of-shame-bringing whore behavior in public, which is absent here.

>> No.20050087

>>20046639
I WANT TO RIDE

>> No.20050094

>>20044736
Sweet chilli is fucking garbage

>> No.20050150

>>20050094
Says you. It's delicious spicy and sweet and sour. I won't have you besmirch the best sauce I've tasted since honey hickory.

>> No.20050221

>>20044705
>>20046984
pipes under the sand

>> No.20050256

>>20049193
Why do they not like his eggs?

>> No.20050289

>>20049991
>"my hobby is traveling": fucking whore >:(
>"my hobby is traveling" (japan): :D
White incel logic is fucking hilarious

>> No.20050325

>>20050289
minority reading comprehension

>> No.20050332

>>20050325
No, you were understood just fine which is why I mocked your logic. You are literally a delusional sexless being who for some reason sees japanese women as pure beings which is weird when you probably have hundreds of terabytes of jav porn saved.

>> No.20050371

>>20044353
I can fix her

>> No.20050405

>>20049183
Could've just stopped at the porchetta and proscuitto
Bacon and those potatoes are totally unnecessary

>> No.20050464

>>20050371
needs no fixing

>> No.20050467

>>20044724
What's this meme from?

>> No.20050484

>>20050467
new york times article from 20 years ago:
https://www.nytimes.com/2002/06/05/dining/to-go-the-corn-dog-s-japanese-cousin.html

>> No.20050501

>>20044342
I actually tried making french onion soup after watching this. The onions were bitter though

>> No.20050519

>>20050484
Thanks anon.

>> No.20050525

>>20044343
Good God. Bring back the fucking draft.

>> No.20050526

>>20044351
Kekikus maximus

>> No.20050527

>>20044369
>orange drink
>lemonade
ok so this is going to be like a soda combo right
>tony chachere's
>crab boil
>a metric fuckton of garlic and/or onion powder
...the fuck? What is this mess supposed to be?
Some kind of ultra sweet soup base? a fucked up disgusting marinade?
>paprika
this is just a joke, right?
>more onion/garlic powder
>WAY more crab boil
The water was basically saturated with sugar to begin with, all of this shit is sitting at the bottom
>dumps in potatoes and corn
Oh god this actually is some kind of horrifyingly wrong crab/prawn boil isn't it? Someone get a proper french-creole person to smack these people upside the head
>and celery
WHAT

>> No.20050546

>>20044444
I hate japan so much

>> No.20050571

>>20044325
that's just vile

>> No.20050583

>>20045893
Good Lord man this guy is breaking apart every new webm I see of him.
>Entire arm just fucked cause of strokes
>Apathetic, just crushes the egg over the container and lets the shell drop.
>Has to manually attach his hand to the container to fucking hold it.
Man.

>> No.20050602

>>20044377
kek

>> No.20050608

>>20050332
Strong projection vibe here bro

>> No.20050641

>>20045910
No kidding? I saw your mom’s naked ass there too

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>>20044639
>>20049193
>>20050256

>> No.20050706

>>20046001
koreans/japs think foam on beer looks "aesthetic"
they'll send a beer back if it's not 1/3rd foam

>> No.20050713

>>20045964
based

>> No.20050753

>>20048252
Yes, caught. Captured. Recorded doing something gross and embarrassing for all the world to see and judge.

>> No.20050757

>>20048809
He gave His body unto us.

>> No.20050761

>>20049176
Alura Jenson. She gets a cream filling of her own courtesy of Venus Lux in a really good scene.

>> No.20050762

>>20044358
I love that these people expect the chicken to know the nugget is also made of chicken.

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>>20044404

>> No.20050770

>>20045893
This is just sad now.

>> No.20050830

>>20045752
Absolute drivel. What the fuck are you even trying to say?

>> No.20050831

>>20046639
someone add dramatic music and slow down when he falls off

>> No.20050878

>>20044353
She isn't a real alcoholic if she's eating this much. She should be vomiting constantly from gastro-intestinal irritation, and unable to keep a full stomach.

>> No.20050904

>>20050878
yes good job you have beaten this jap girl in the "whose a bigger waste of life" content

>> No.20050909

>>20045910

rent free 24/7/365

>> No.20050919

>>20050904
She will surely fuck you now.

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>>20044352
i get it

>> No.20051017

>>20044353
>alcoholic, japan

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20051027

>>20044377

>> No.20051031

>>20044394
Sauce? On the lady, obviously. I'm preempting all of you from saying "aguachile."

>> No.20051043

>>20046220
The chicken and waffles his mum ordered and didn't finish, not that she cooked.

>> No.20051055

>>20050665
top kek

>> No.20051061

>>20044421
I know there are a lot more egregious things going on here but for some reason not letting the burgers rest is what triggered me. All that grease.

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>>20048181
I turned into Randy Marsh watching this. Holy fuck that's one sexy sandwich. Sauce pls?

>> No.20051105

>>20050371
she's literally perfect

>> No.20051136

>>20048181
>cutting it up
coward

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>>20051073
>Sauce pls?
it literally says in the video

>> No.20051162

>>20051073
Wish I knew, my guy. Found it in one of these threads some while back. I highly recommend making it as it is as delicious as it looks.
>>20051139
Kek
>>20051136
Also kek

>> No.20051183

>>20044353
I want to fix her

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>>20049188
Never been able to decide which is worse - watching him cook or watching him eat.

>> No.20051229

>>20044587
Why would you piss in a hotel sink when the toilet is nearly always five feet away

>> No.20051238

>>20051229
It's a man thing, you wouldn't get it

>> No.20051259

>>20051162
It's from Tasty.
https://youtu.be/hSMuoLw-05I
Will definitely give it a try one day because god DAMN.
>>20051139
Smart arse.

>> No.20051310

>>20050770
I disagree

>> No.20051335

>>20051229
It's about transgressing norms and getting your moneys worth

Yes, a man has flopped his dick over the counter and pissed in the sink of every room in every hotel you've ever stayed at just for the sake of it

>> No.20051338

>>20051335
Also, a man will have pissed in every sink (kitchen, bathroom, laundry) in his own home and if you ever leave a man alone in your home he'll take the opportunity to piss in your sink more likely than not

>> No.20051535

>>20044793
I wanted him to shit in one of those dishes so bad!

>> No.20051538

>>20045893
Surely that egg in his coffee will help him regain his health

>> No.20051546

>>20049188
I wish I was there that same day. Truly the magick kingdom

>> No.20051692

>>20051031
I'm trying to find it too

>> No.20051758

>>20044429
Milf

>> No.20051778

>>20050501
too old?

>> No.20052151

>>20050527
>garlic and/or onion powder
I've seen enough nigga cooking to know that's most likely garlic salt and onion salt. Most "spices" they use are just differently flavored salt.

>> No.20052261

>>20044342
I did laugh after flushing the onion skin.

>> No.20052311

>>20052151
Someone post the copypasta

>> No.20052606

Niggers tongue my