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Hey! Hi? Fuck you. I'm making soup. Wanna see?

>> No.20034174

So I start with big fucking pot. I clean and dice 1kg of San Pedro cactus. Bring to a simmer.... Let simmer for hours.

>> No.20034175

San Pedro?

>> No.20034177

>>20034175
Yes. Not peyote. San Pedro grown in my own garden, may I continue? (Love you fag)

>> No.20034179

>>20034168
Peyote?

>> No.20034196
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Here are the utensils I will be using.

>> No.20034199

>>20034196
> yeah, give me a utensil that looks like it came out of a 1920s abandoned mental asylum
> no blood-stained ones? ok, i'll take a regular one then

>> No.20034201

>>20034177
You may continue

>> No.20034204
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Turns to mush. Strain with shirt or mamma underpants

>> No.20034207

>>20034199
Funny you mention. Next step involves blood. (Like any good soup)

>> No.20034208
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I use small hook for blood

>> No.20034209

>>20034207
What's funny?

>> No.20034210

>>20034209
Living alone in woods gives broad range of humor. May I continue to make soup please?

>> No.20034212

>>20034210
Please continue

>> No.20034215
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Blood has to be from cook. It's like a chef kiss. Seals flavor.

>> No.20034216

>>20034208
where did you get the blood

>> No.20034219

>>20034216
See above

>> No.20034222
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We add to pot

>> No.20034223

>>20034219
How'd you get it in your forehead?

>> No.20034229

>>20034223
Good cook always has blood in head. Can take anywhere

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By this stage, should be reduced. 4 cups maximum. One hearty serve per cup. I drink 2. Keep rest in icebox.

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Now we enjoy. My tits are hair and man. Timestamp is what you get. Drink cactus and have festives

>> No.20034252

>>20034235
Cactus taste bad, no?

>> No.20034259

>>20034252
Little yes. I forgot to say I put in lemon and limes from my trees. Helps flavor. Citrus cuts through nasty cacti taste

>> No.20035102

>>20034215
Wtf

>> No.20035119

this mf castin spells

>> No.20035177

Based, thank you OP

>> No.20035179

filthy faggot ass thread

>> No.20035183

>>20034251
Mescaline is a truly joyous experience. Have fun!

The cactus soup is absolutely vile, and will make your stomach feel quite upset. Hope you can manage.

>> No.20035206

>>20034177
bruh its still Mescaline that will fuck you up for a good 12 to 24 hours

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>>20034215
Put me in the screen cap

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>>20034215
Wtf is going on in this thread?

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>>20034215
Based God. You glorious basturd.

>> No.20035311

>>20034252
Prickly Pear cactus is all I've had, and it's almost remarkably bland. I still like it sometimes with eggs.

>> No.20035328

>>20035311
San pedro tastes like super bitter cucumber. Very gross.

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put me in the screencap

>> No.20035476

>>20034215
This feels less like /ck/ and more like /x/ with all the blood and shit going on. Next thing you know OP gets clapped by a Wendigo or Skinwalker or something.

(Also put me in the screencap, this shit wild)

>> No.20035556

>>20034168
Have a safe trip and take care of yourself.

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me eating anons soup

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>>20034168
Based mescalito

>> No.20035584

>>20034215
fucking kek

>> No.20035597

Weird recipe. I cut the spines off, peel the skin then remove just the dark green part and put it in my vitamix. Then I slow simmer it for about 5 hours. Then I run it through a muslim cloth and reboil the pull for another 1 hour or so. Combine the two and simmer it down to about 100ml, then add a little but of raspberry cordial and gulp it.

Then I lay on my bed and try not to spew for about 1.5 hours then I rush to the toilet and spew it all out and then the trip really gets going. And going and going man mescaline lasts for fucking ever.

>> No.20035608

>>20035597
Can you describe some of your experiences and how it differs from other psychedelics?

>> No.20035675

>>20035608
Shrooms last a lot shorter. Lsd is medium. Mescaline the longest.

Shrooms is more psychological and kind of dark and earthy, lsd is visual + mental and more controllable. Mescaline lasts very long but is quite upbeat and more positive and very sort of digital feeling as opposed to the organic feeling of shrooms. I don't know how to describe it. It's laid back. Lsd comes in peaks and waves, Mescaline is sort of just this constant. Less psychological than shrooms more recreational. I always thought it's kind of like taking lsd but less visual + add like some opiates. Makes you puke though.

Sorry psychedelics are hard to describe. It's like this extremely altered headspace but even if you aren't full on having visuals you're still extremely 'altered'. Time feels off, everything looks different, you get lost in things.

>> No.20035692

>>20035608
Oh I found this video before
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3BxiYkCPZwI&t=55s&pp=ygURc2hyb29tIHNpbXVsYXRpb24%3D

It's pretty accurate for shrooms visually. But honestly most of the affects are especially the altered mental state which can't be simulated. All your thoughts, perception of time, ideas, sense of self and body, relation to the world it's all extremely altered. Your sense of being a body in a world with a stable sense of self goes away, all normalcy is gone. Psychologically it can be terrifying because there's nothing normal to cling to. Your entire relation to the world and what you are isnalso altered so if you panic you can't be like, thinking to yourself like self talk to calm down, because there's nothing really there anymore to do it. It can be horrific.

Words don't really do it justice.

>> No.20035825

>>20034177
Have fun. In my experience, it feels like it goes away after a few hours, but it comes back a couple times. Be safe, have fun. My favorite of the psychedelics

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>>20034215

>> No.20036275

>>20034168
Cactus is gross. I'm not convinced your cactus doesn't suck.

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>>20034215
>>20034208
>>20034168
>>20034196
>>20034204
I'm sickened yet oddly curious. Please continue.

>> No.20036950

Never do this for a 6 ribbed cactus 5 7 8 or 9

>> No.20037173

>>20034215
Marc is that you?
Didn't know being a steak house chef involved boiling cactus

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>>20034215
>>20034215

>> No.20037325

>>20037173
no, i'm marc and i ussually put mine in a nukebox for 20 minutes

>> No.20037526

>>20034215
mah nigga you will NOT be going into that trip with proper set and setting.

>> No.20037572

>>20034199
Zoom zoom's never seen a manual eggbeater

>> No.20037617

>>20034215
lmfao

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>>20034251
Fortune favors the bold
Youth may break the mould
Yet timeless sands will tell
That pride precedes the fell

>> No.20038438

>>20035675
drugs are bad mmmkay

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>>20034174
>1kg of San Pedro cactus
WEW Lad!
Have a nice trip!

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>>20034215
I’m too hungover for this

>> No.20038457

>>20034179
NTA, No--but same active ingredient.
It's said that the San Pedro was the original cactus that was used as a sacrament, not the peyote, but due to impending drug legislation trying to make it a controlled substance, it caught all the media hype instead.
Makes sense, as San Pedro would be much more likely to have it's properties discovered because of the likelihood of being eaten for the water content.

>> No.20038469

>>20034209
I'm sure Opie meant funny peculiar, not funny HAHA.
>>20034210
It sure do...Please proceed to process party pulp

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>>20034215
...

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>>20035119
That would be rightfully termed a POTION, anon.

>> No.20038482

>>20035597
>Then I run it through a muslim cloth
Does that come from a burqa or...

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I already knew cactus soup wasnt real and that this was gonna be a druggie thread

gay

>> No.20038566

Wish I had drugs.

>> No.20039115

>self-mutilating BEFORE taking psychodelics

huh, what does he do after? or is it just some satanic ritual?

>> No.20039139

>>20034168
Never done pure mescal but 2CB is the fucking bomb.
It's very visual and has a south american / tribal / earthy kind of vibe.
Shit takes forever to kick in if you're unlucky but you know the saying. Good mescaline starts out slow, the first hours it's just waiting. Then you started cursing the creep who sold you this stuff because it's not working. And then it happens, ZANG.

Figuring from the amount of cacti OP is about to consume i'd say he's about to meet his ancestors one way or the othee.

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>>20038564
It's the quenchiest.

>> No.20039147

Where did you go OP? How was the trip?

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OP here. Soup tasted like licking a 9 volt battery. Was expecting that though. Ended up with 4 serves, no one turned up, so I drank them all. I'm alive, had a great night.

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I've got a few more cacti. Might make another pot of soup. I'll post all my ingredients in the house and maybe you lot can help me make a tastier one?

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Potential ingredients part 1/2

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Potential ingredients 2/2. Verification not required! It's meant to he

>> No.20039189

>>20037572
OP here, it's my favorite utensil. Got blenders and mix masters, but the ol turn the crank is just amazing. I've been using that one in the pic for about 32 years. Was my grandma's.

>> No.20039192

>>20039163
Don't worry about the blood all over the feet and floor in the reflection. Perfectly normal kitchen operations.

>> No.20039209

>>20039147
Trip was a slow burner, took a while to kick in. Like the other anon said, I did meet my ancestors, past present and future. There was a big lightning storm, so I turned out all the lights and opened all windows and doors. Very refreshing. Also made for good sleeps and vivid dreams. Should I make more? I'll try to document it better.

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Potential ingredients 3/2

>> No.20039255

>>20036950
I worry about Jews sometimes too anon. It's ok. I do have so mutations growing. 7s and 4s. Maybe some 14s and 88s.