/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20024898]

>kills you

[Anonymous No.20024900]

you wish

[Anonymous No.20024906]

when life in canada gives you lemons, make lemon MAID

[Anonymous No.20024986]

what is up with these stupid threads?

[Anonymous No.20025171]

>>20024898
how the fuck the FDA did not see this coming.

[Anonymous No.20025177]

does it taste good tho?

[Anonymous No.20025209]

>>20024898
Nope. Still alive

[Anonymous No.20025555]

>>20024986
op never got enough attention as a kid so hes making up for it by being annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.20025560]

>>20025171
They are a corrupt agency that knows nothing about food safety. They exist to protect their favored corporations

[Anonymous No.20025639]

>>20024986
It's shilling, people want to die so much now that telling them your product will kill them is effective marketing.

[Anonymous No.20025685]

>>20024898
>drink multiple highly caffeinated drinks in short period of time
>die
>"What the fuck, why did the fast food company do this to me, don't they know I have no self control?"
If only those drinks were as instantly fatal as the people sensationalizing these stories pretend them to be.

[Anonymous No.20025689]

I’ll take all 3

[Anonymous No.20025690]

>>20025639

[Anonymous No.20025695]

>In Bidens America lemonade is deadly
Jesus Christ, this is going to be another "thing" like that retard lady who spilt mcdonalds coffee on her vagina

[Anonymous No.20025716]

>>20024898
>anon just realized that a not too high ammount of caffeine can kill you if you have a weak heart
such is life, but to be fair, you get enough warnings before that happens

[Anonymous No.20025758]

Mix it with alcohol.

[Anonymous No.20025769]

>>20025758
as far as I know that makes it worse, exagerated, but in a lower scale similar, to people sniffing cocaine then taking some trankimazin to go to sleep, and dying in the proccess

[Anonymous No.20025790]

>>20025685
>multiple
Don't undersell it, the retard drank nearly a gallon.

[Anonymous No.20025796]

>>20024898
>kills you
Unironically the best way to sell it on this board.
Begone, shill

[Anonymous No.20025826]

>>20024898
Where can I get a case?

[Anonymous No.20026373]

>>20024898

[Anonymous No.20026376]

>>20026373

[Anonymous No.20026378]

>>20025695
you mean that lawsuit she won and mcdonalds did indeed change their coffee temps because she had severe burns on her legs, you dumb fox news watching nigger cattle?

[Anonymous No.20026380]

>>20026376

[Anonymous No.20026386]

>>20026378
she should not have won that.

[Anonymous No.20027742]

>*dodges*

[Anonymous No.20028060]

>>20025177
it's to die for

[Anonymous No.20028152]

>>20026386
Oh dang, never thought of it that way. Much to consider...

[Anonymous No.20028163]

>>20024898
> (you) farming with low effort posts
drink a galon

[Anonymous No.20028172]

>>20026386
you shouldn't have been born

[Anonymous No.20029437]

>>20028172
is what your mom and I said.

[Anonymous No.20029523]

>>20025695

[Anonymous No.20029538]

>>20024898
>"WARNING, I am your DOCTOR. You were born with a heart condition, so I suggest avoiding caffeine or heavy cardio. Partaking in either may KILL YOU"
>*chugs a gallon of caffeine*
>"YOU'LL. NEVER. GUESS. WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED."

[Anonymous No.20029560]

>>20025695
>>20026386
Except she won due to McDonalds admitting in court that they were serving a food product that could give you 3rd degree burns and kill you on contact, and that they had gotten a bunch of complaints about it, AND that they wrote it off because keeping coffee at that high temp saved the company enough money to pay for those settlements.

It's a basic expectation that McDonalds shouldn't serve you the equivalent of acid in the drive-thru. The old lady only asked that MC pay a couple thousand for her surgery bills, the jury came up with the millions in punitive damages. And then McDonalds started printing heat warning labels on their coffee cups

But in the case of Panera, they clearly displayed the caffeine amount and everyone who dropped dead knew they had a medical condition requiring them to avoid caffeine

[Anonymous No.20029568]

>>20025685
Unless you have predisposed conditions, caffeine won't kill you

[Anonymous No.20029940]

>>20029538
The man who died didn't understand how much caffeine was in that. Panera should have printed a warning stating that the lemonade could be fatal.

[Anonymous No.20029959]

>>20029523
Man that guy is fun. It's cringe to be a "god emperor" cultist but damn if he's not hilarious to have around

[Anonymous No.20030370]

>>20025685

Heard about this on the radio a week or so back. Seems the "charged" lemonade has 4-5 times as much caffeine per serving as a cup of coffee, it's available out of a self-serve machine and you can get as much as you want, there was no labeling saying it has fuck loads of caffeine and who expects lemonade to have caffeine?

Apparently the guy had a heart condition and wouldn't have drank the "charged" lemonade had he known it had shitloads of caffeine, let alone 3-4 big cups of it.

[Anonymous No.20030374]

>>20029538
this clickbait is getting X-Treme

[Anonymous No.20030378]

>>20024898
Least risky item. Medieval cookshops were more sanitary and competently staffed.

[Anonymous No.20030380]

>>20029560
>But in the case of Panera, they clearly displayed the caffeine amount

They do NOW but didn't at the time this guy got a heart attack from drinking it.

[Anonymous No.20030881]

>>20029560
It is reasonable to assume that coffee is hot, therefore if you purchase coffee from an establishment you inherit the responsibility of properly dealing with a hot liquid. Not mcdicks fault the clumsy cunt spilled a coffee on herself.

[Anonymous No.20030888]

>>20030881
The coffee wasn't just hot, it was unreasonably hot, super-heated. The company did this knowingly and purposefully.

The real issue here is some disaffected contrarian retard trying to be "based" but not realizing they're just regurgitating boomer tort reform propaganda from the 90s. Carrying the grievances of culture wars past doesn't make you a based chad.

[Anonymous No.20030899]

>>20025790

>drink nearly a gallon of highly caffinated energy drink
>die
>WTF this is everyone's fault but mine!!!

[Anonymous No.20030906]

>>20030881
Is it reasonable to assume that the coffee served to you over the counter is so hot that it causes instant third degree scalding on contact with skin? Coffee so hot you cannot physically drink it without harming yourself?

[Anonymous No.20030908]

>>20030888

Its amazing how these fuckers have mega corporation cocks rammed balls deep down their throats, while claiming to be so edgy and counterculture.

[Anonymous No.20030964]

>>20030881
Imagine actually running to the defense of megacorporations on the internet holy shit you sad cunt

[Anonymous No.20030979]

>>20024898
>kills the weak
FTFY

[Anonymous No.20031046]

>>20030888
>The coffee wasn't just hot, it was unreasonably hot, super-heated. The company did this knowingly and purposefully.
the coffee was 170 degrees a normal temperature to hold coffee at. she was an old lady and should know coffee is hot. she put it between her legs. you are implying they wanted to hurt her.

she should not have gotten a dime.

>>20030906
that would be all coffee served over 120 degrees. my mother-in-law and my wifes aunt routinely drank coffee that should have scalded a normal persons mouth. I think they were NPC's.

>>20030964
imagine not taking responsibility for yourself.
imagine you did not have breakfast this morning.
now fix that beeping in the hallway.

[Anonymous No.20031093]

>>20031046

[Anonymous No.20031132]

>>20024898
hopefully more chains start making these suicide drinks

[Anonymous No.20031209]

>>20031046
The coffee was between 180 and 190 F.It was hot enough to do this in a few seconds.

[Anonymous No.20031243]

>>20031209
And what do you think "superheated" means? Because 190 F ain't it.

[Anonymous No.20031294]

>>20031209
Water stops at 100C anon
Coffee isn´t water anon, so it can go above that.
>but you serve coffee AFTER its been trough a filter while boiling, meaning its below that
That is true for conventional serving. For a dinner or fastfood you put galleons trough, and then store it in a heated tank. The tank can then be setup to heat it towards boiling, or even more if retards are operating and jury rigging the machines.

[Anonymous No.20031367]

>>20024898
skill issue

[Anonymous No.20031382]

>>20031243
Heated above industry normals for food service.

The context is coffee. When I say super-heated, I'm not talking about metals at thousands of degrees. The super in super-heated means beyond normal, not that it was hot enough to melt concrete.

What do YOU think super-heated means? The only unreasonable temperature is if they have to serve it in a crucible? Stop being stupid.

>>20031294
Water doesn't have to be boiling or above boiling to cause severe damage to your skin. Coffee is mostly water and you don't even brew coffee at boiling anyways. The prosecution did research. They surveyed all local businesses serving coffee. All the places that stored coffee in tanks 40 degrees under what McDonald's was doing. And if they let their employees jerry-rig their machines then that is exactly why it's their fault.

[Anonymous No.20031386]

>>20031209
DON'T PUT COFFEE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS MORON! don't care what the temp is.

she should not have gotten anything.

[Anonymous No.20031388]

>>20031294
>Coffee isn´t water anon, so it can go above that.
coffee IS water and the coffee does NOT change it's ability to hold heat and become steam you stupid fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.20031391]

>>20031382
>What do YOU think super-heated means?
1000 degrees.

[Anonymous No.20031399]

>>20031391
That's because you're a moron who doesn't understand language.

>>20031386
So we go from "it actually wasn't hot" to "okay it was hot but you shouldn't be handling hot coffee from a drive-thru anyways. Just go in, order it, let it sit in a containment zone for 30 mins then add ice and sip it leave McDonald's alone they're a small indie restaurant."

[Anonymous No.20031400]

>>20030370
Let's be real if your drinking 3-4 large full sugar fountain drinks in one sitting, you're on borrowed time anyway.

[Anonymous No.20031531]

>390mg of caffeine in a large drink

Wtf? That's the same as almost 5 cans of redbull. I'd feel like shit after drinking that, I'd be able to feel my heartbeats. Someone drinks two of those in a day and they're going to have a fucking bad time.

[Anonymous No.20031620]

>>20029959
It's fake thoughbeit it's funny

[Anonymous No.20032351]

>>20029538
The problem is that they didnt do a good job at telling it was caffeinated, the dude that died went out of his way to avoid any cafeinated drinks, but thought this was some normal lemonade, when it has 4 redbulls worth of cafeine

[Anonymous No.20032359]

>>20030881
It was a faulty cup and the coffe was ridiculously hot, it caused serious burns that required surgery. Also, she never asked for a ludicrous amount of money, just her medical expenses be covered

[Anonymous No.20032369]

>>20030370
>no labeling
It did have labeling stating the exact amount of caffeine per serving for all drink sizes. The guy who died was semi-retarded and could not read

[Anonymous No.20032376]

>>20031386
At this point you are just doubling down out of shame

[Anonymous No.20032380]

>>20024898
You have to drink, like, a gallon for it to kill you, but also who the fuck expects some weird Panera lemonade machine to be spitting out Red Bull?

[Anonymous No.20033046]

>a literal retard
>serious heart condition
>drinks a gallon of caffeinated HFCS
>dies

Can it get any more 'Murica than that?

[Anonymous No.20033056]

>>20033046
The retardation wasn't relevant. He was high functioning, had a job, and lived alone.

[Anonymous No.20033099]

>>20032380
Shit. It was like red bull? I don't follow this story so I have no clue.

[Anonymous No.20033163]

>>20031294
I wonder what she spilled on herself to get that burn, lead maybe

[Anonymous No.20033222]

>>20033056
>The retardation wasn't relevant.

[Anonymous No.20033339]

>>20031399
nta but it was obviously very hot as anyone with a brain should expect coffee to be. if I order a hot coffee, I expect it to be very hot and put in the cupholder while I drive and not between my legs like a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.20033343]

>>20033339
dude it melted her genitals, it was "hot as expected" it put her into a medicated coma

[Anonymous No.20033345]

>>20033339
>Anonymous 12/23/23(Sat)22:01:49 No.20033
dude it melted her genitals, it wasn't "hot as expected" it put her into a medicated coma and shit

[Anonymous No.20033812]

>there are actual mcdonalds shills here
>they do it for free
hahahahahahha

[Anonymous No.20034632]

>>20033339
>he doesn't put hot objects on his genitals all the time
never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.20034646]

I tried the blood orange flavor yesterday. Zero sugar and not much in the way of actual flavor either. Sure, the caffeine boosted my energy a little bit but in the end I realized it's cheaper just to either get a coffee or take a caffeine pill

[Anonymous No.20034681]

>>20029560
When I make coffee or tea at home, I use boiling or nearly boiling water. I guess I'm just a daredevil badass for doing something so reckless and deadly on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.20034687]

>>20031382
A superheated liquid is one heated to above its boiling point. You are misusing the word.

[Anonymous No.20035096]

>>20033345
>>20033339
There was a copycat lawsuit in the UK that completely failed, with the judge pretty much tearing apart every argument. There's a link to the full judgement near the bottom:

https://www.casemine.com/judgement/uk/5a8ff76360d03e7f57eabff2

>coffee and tea served at the suggested 'safe' temp by the lawyer would be unacceptable quality
>you accept the inherent burn risk that comes with handling hot drinks, just like you accept that knives are sharp
>70c causes severe deep tissue damage in under 2 seconds, serving coffee at 70c instead of 80-90c would not have prevented major injury and they were unable to prove it would be significantly worse at 90c
>you can't just drive around testing temperatures at lots of stores then claim every store serves it at the hottest temp you ever measure.

It's pretty much accepted that the case was a shocker from a legal point of view, an example of a jury being bamboozled by a sympathetic litigant and un-sympathetic defendant, which is why there's never been another case that's succeeded

[Anonymous No.20035323]

>>20031093

[Anonymous No.20035330]

>>20031399
>So we go from "it actually wasn't hot" to "okay it was hot but you shouldn't be handling hot coffee from a drive-thru anyways. Just go in, order it, let it sit in a containment zone for 30 mins then add ice and sip it leave McDonald's alone they're a small indie restaurant."
no one said this but you.

>>20031399
>That's because you're a moron who doesn't understand language.
oh but I do:
Superheated water is liquid water under pressure at temperatures between the usual boiling point, 100 °C (212 °F) and the critical temperature, 374 °C (705 °F). It is also known as "subcritical water" or "pressurized hot water". Superheated water is stable because of overpressure that raises the boiling point, or by heating it in a sealed vessel with a headspace, where the liquid water is in equilibrium with vapour at the saturated vapor pressure. This is distinct from the use of the term superheating to refer to water at atmospheric pressure above its normal boiling point, which has not boiled due to a lack of nucleation sites (sometimes experienced by heating liquids in a microwave).

[Anonymous No.20035333]

>>20024986

Same reason as all the/sip/ threads. Eat fresh!

[Anonymous No.20035337]

>>20032351
>the dude that died went out of his way to avoid any cafeinated drinks,
no he did not. when I was avoiding caffeine I made sure to check if something had caffeine in it. by reading the ingredients. if that was not available I look it up on the interet, or asked the people serving it, and if I still could not find out I skipped it.

and I don't have a dangerous condition.

he and she made no attempt to find out.

[Anonymous No.20035340]

>>20032376
imagine never being responsible for yourself, or fixing the beep in the hallway.

[Anonymous No.20035353]

>>20032351
>the dude
was a retard, legally

[Anonymous No.20035553]

>>20033099
It was like 4-5 redbulls, no joke

[Anonymous No.20035590]

>>20024986
death is pretty stupid yeah

[Anonymous No.20035615]

>>20035096
>It's pretty much accepted that the case was a shocker from a legal point of view, an example of a jury being bamboozled
accepted by who

[Anonymous No.20035954]

>>20024898
how many people have died from this? i know that one girl with a heart condition who was specifically advised to NOT drink caffeine?

[Anonymous No.20035969]

>>20025695
she had third degree burns on her legs. this isn't just touching a hot pan for a few seconds kind of burn, or even some bad oil burn you might have had that gave a blister. the coffee was so hot it damaged the tissue beneath her skin and probably needed skin grafts. it is definitely something you go to the hospital for, and really serious for an old lady. it wasn't a frivolous lawsuit, there is no fucking reason for coffee from a fast food restaurant to need to be that fucking hot