/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.20019408]

Anyone else gonna be solitary this Christmas? What sad meal are you having?

[Anonymous No.20019414]

I'll be alone, everyone else is working and I have a tooth infection so I can't chew anything. I'm thinking oatmeal, maybe some mac n cheese. Maybe a bullet.

[Anonymous No.20019415]

>>20019408

A mouthful of buckshot for me.

[Anonymous No.20019422]

>>20019408
>Anyone else gonna be solitary this Christmas?
I wish. My evil sister decided to invite herself over. I was just going to get some Chinese takeout but she wants to cook all of the old traditional nonsense and I have to pretend that I care.

[Anonymous No.20019423]

>>20019422
>she wants to cook all of the old traditional nonsense
mmm I bet she does, wink wink

[Anonymous No.20019424]

>>20019408
Kind of. I plan on fake being sick so I don't have to see family.

[Anonymous No.20019432]

>>20019414
How are you living with an abscess? Wouldn't even an Aspen Dental tier dentist just pull the tooth when the xrays came back?

[Anonymous No.20019443]

>>20019408
I don't celebrate in fact I came up with an excuse why I can't visit family during christmas, family gatherings is just too much mental effort especially during occasions like christmas

[Anonymous No.20019457]

>>20019443
>muh mental health issues
>I can’t be around people
Why are zoomers like this

[Anonymous No.20019461]

>>20019457
To be fair, the vast majority of people on 4chan are probably mentally ill in one way or another

[Anonymous No.20019464]

>>20019422
sex

[Anonymous No.20019469]

>>20019457
I am not a zoomer and I don't have mental health issues. I don't like being around family or groups of people because we have nothing in common nothing to talk about, such social situations turn often turn awkward and weird or in case of family they just talk about things I have zero interest in and then I have to listen to long boring monologues.

[Anonymous No.20019484]

>>20019457
It's not just zoomers. The biggest failures in families often don't like being reminded of how little they've done and how big of a disappointment they are to everyone else. Christmas gatherings tend to be some of the largest of the year for most families, so the embarrassment they feel would be magnified that much more.

[Anonymous No.20019568]

>>20019432
"don't care if you pay me out of pocket, company policy to refer out for endo work" cue 3 fucking months of waiting to be scheduled because the closest endodontist is 3 counties away and being told to chug ibuprofen. I'm living poorly, anon.

[Anonymous No.20019644]

>>20019568
How is dental such a fucking scam, god damn I hate that shit.
My condolences anon, maybe a little whiskey can help your toothache

[Anonymous No.20019646]

>>20019568
Take some antibiotics, tooth infection can be fatal

[Anonymous No.20019649]

>>20019484
>failure
>disappointment
>embarrassment
Anon,
when this train of thought isn't on anyone else's mind, that's something we call a Projection.

[Anonymous No.20019656]

>>20019414
>>20019568
seriously regard >>20019646
even having cavities long-term can lead to heart disease.

[Anonymous No.20019669]

>>20019408
I was alone for Thanksgiving, and will be for Christmas.
>What sad meal are you having?
Probably a microwave quesadilla. Might throw some pepperoni slices into it.

I've no issue with being alone because it enables me to have the most wonderful experience of all: peace & quiet.

[Anonymous No.20019673]

>>20019568
I had to wait 5 months for 3 teeth to get pulled, was on codeine paracetamol and ibuprofen. Pretty fucked up, could barely watch tv.
You'll get through it, keep your mouth clean with rinsing and stuff you'll be alright. Watch out for infection like other anons are saying

[Anonymous No.20019698]

>>20019673
Also, a 50|50 rinse with H2O|H2O2 is a good measure intermediate rinse before mouthwash.
>water, mix, water, mouthwash

[Anonymous No.20019721]

>>20019422
you know why shes really there anon ;)

[Anonymous No.20019749]

>>20019721
why?

[Anonymous No.20019754]

I would give every anon in this thread a Christmas blowjob if I could ;_;

[Anonymous No.20019762]

>>20019422
>>20019423
>>20019464
>>20019721
>literally all incest responses
kill yourselves fucking porn addicts

[Anonymous No.20019766]

>>20019754
>Christmas blowjob
are you near Orlando by any chance?

[Anonymous No.20019796]

>>20019762
Breaking News

4chan is weird

[Anonymous No.20019813]

>>20019408
Peking Duck like every Christmas

[Anonymous No.20019816]

>>20019649
No, I live in a big house with my wife and daughter. The pride of my family....I've just seen this movie at family gatherings for over 30 years.

[Anonymous No.20019817]

>>20019414
Don’t neglect that unless you’re serious about the bullet part, which I hope you are not. I lost a good friend to a heart attack triggered by a neglected abscess.

[Anonymous No.20019838]

>>20019817
>>20019673
>>20019698
>>20019656
>>20019646
>>20019644
appreciate it anons. It did get infected and I'm on amoxicillin. took terrible care of my teeth most my life so only myself to blame, but no way I'm going through this again. til then, oatmeal christmas

[Anonymous No.20019839]

>>20019484
Maybe they should try getting a job lol

[Anonymous No.20019881]

>>20019408
You won't be alone bro, we are connected spiritually. You post your christmas frozen pizza and I'll post my boxed mac and cheese and we will share a moment even if physically we never meet. Don't give up friend, it's never too late until you are 6 feet underground. I believe that one day both of us will share that special day with loved ones.

[Anonymous No.20019882]

>>20019408
>jacks pizza

you may be alone but youve clearly got good taste

[Anonymous No.20019943]

>>20019464
Anon...That's...

[Anonymous No.20019948]

>>20019408
booze on xmas eve and probably pizza and peas

[Anonymous No.20020234]

>>20019408
No, but shit hit the fan this year and my family fucking broke, like I'm the only one who's account isn't in overdraft. I managed to scrape together 25 bucks and will be making homemade pizza and wings for everyone. Will also be illegally streaming the new Wonka movie so we can all shit talk it while we eat.

[Anonymous No.20020606]

>>20019408
Ham and macaroni & cheese with red wine.

[Anonymous No.20020691]

>>20019422
my sister is a cunt but the rest of my family is decent. so it more than makes up for it. I guess I'm supposed to be getting her a restaurant gift card or something, my younger brother, who is getting married next year, got a video game from me for steam, my closest brodude got games as well, and my mom and dad got books from me. and yes I'm on /lit/ too.

[Anonymous No.20020704]

>>20019469
this is exactly what my sister does, the middle child and the GOLDEN child.

[Anonymous No.20020718]

no i will not be alone. i have a family that loves me. not sure, they’re cooking but i’ll probably make a dessert of some sort.

[Anonymous No.20020821]

>>20019943
This one so hot

[Anonymous No.20021420]

>>20019408
It's my mom's birthday on Friday so it works out perfectly to just head straight from the off up and spend the weekend with her. She wants Applebee's, kek. Might see if dad is in town. He has a brisket we could smoke.

[Anonymous No.20021537]

>>20020691
>my sister is a cunt
mmm I bet she is

[Anonymous No.20021622]

>>20019408
Frentch onion soup
cordon bleu sandwiches
Crab casserole

[Anonymous No.20021649]

Stalked my exes steam and he's online at 2am. Wonder if he has a new person or not or if he's as miserable and lonely as I am. Last Christmas alone, this one even worse. If I had access to it I'd absolutely eat lead. My sad meal will be a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.20021700]

Not going to be alone, inviting bro’s over.

[Anonymous No.20021710]

haven't talked to my family in ~16 years, lost my job last month due to a change in ownership and haven't found a new one yet, and I live in a van
it's going to be a pretty depressing christmas but at least I'm still here, which has to count for something...

[Anonymous No.20021713]

>>20021700
Why do people keep mounting tvs above fireplaces?

[Anonymous No.20021716]

>>20021710
Get yourself some Little Caesar’s pizza, a few tall boys of 211 and count your blessings. At least you don’t live in Bumfuck Afghanistan middle of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.20021720]

>>20021716
that's the plan, 'cept I'm probably going to grab some cheap wine instead

[Anonymous No.20021721]

>>20019408
Don't feel bad anon. Being alone is way better than being around people that make you wish you were alone.

[Anonymous No.20021728]

>>20019568
Whereas I, as a resident of a coastal city, can literally walk around the corner to see an endodontist. : )

[Anonymous No.20021729]

>>20021713
It's probably not an in use fireplace but yeah it's retarded. We have a mirror over ours

[Anonymous No.20021730]

>>20019408
can't be alone if you never moved out of your parents house

[Anonymous No.20021757]

>>20021730
That sucks. Hope you get to a better place, anon.

[Anonymous No.20021803]

>>20019816
>No, I (lists *ooh*s and *ahh*s)

>yeehaw Serial No. 44177629, what yippee keeyay caillou tax bracket activities have you partaken in these past 364 days?
>well golly, Serial No. 44177628_A, i reckon i done the same shit as the pair o' shoes before me in the last century!
>(scripted laughter ensues)
>that's me [genderfluid] serialized social security specimen!

Absolutely fucking exhilarating experience, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.20021911]

>>20021730
Nice.

[Anonymous No.20022382]

>>20019408
Either:
>heating up a pizza
>making dry pasta
>rice w/ popcorn chicken tossed with mango habanero sauce

[Anonymous No.20022398]

>>20019754
start with one

[Anonymous No.20022556]

this and a $10 fifth of vodka

[Anonymous No.20022569]

>>20021710
Could always just put a long plastic tube in your exhaust pipe, stick it through the cracks of your window and get piss drunk as Santa delivers your final gift.

[Anonymous No.20022591]

>>20019408
I like to go visit an isolated spot at a park late night where I know nobody else is going to be around cause they're all celebrating somewhere warm. I would bring some snacks with me and eat in the cold, reminiscing about better times and sometimes I might just cry alone. I'm thinking of bringing something warm this year, maybe some take out soup noodles

[Anonymous No.20022744]

>>20022591
No alcohol?

[Anonymous No.20022772]

>>20019415
anon, if it matters, I need you to not do it for me. I've been doing nothing for the past three years or more other than take Ls, so please give me this one

[Anonymous No.20022789]

>>20021710
#vanlife

[Anonymous No.20022805]

>>20022569
kek

[Anonymous No.20022915]

>>20019422
My whole life I've wished my family would have Chinese food for Christmas

[Anonymous No.20022929]

>>20019408
I have spent every Christmas alone since I was 19. I have 0 friends, and I haven't spoken to, let alone seen anyone in my family in years. And not just Christmas; I have spent every day of my life alone since then. I'm 31 now. One day soon, I'll have spent over half my life alone. You'd be surprised what you can get used to if it's all you've ever known. Turns out the world doesn't stop spinning just because you're lonely; life goes on, and you'll pass the time being as invisible as you ever were.

[Anonymous No.20022938]

>>20021710
Goddamn you loser fuck. Just give up already and spare us the sad sack story. Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.20022941]

>>20022929
Surely you can find love. Highly doubt you’re the modern day Quasimodo, banished from society.

[Anonymous No.20022953]

>>20022941
>Surely you can find love. Highly doubt you’re the modern day Quasimodo, banished from society.

Lel. Surely you have no idea who you're talking to or what you're talking about. I assure you that life, especially mine, is not a Disney movie where everyone gets a happy ending, or any happiness at all. You aren't assured anything in this life, and love is surely one of those things. Surely you can understand that, right? Surely you just aren't using your own life and your own experiences and your own happiness and projecting it onto some shitstain on 4chan you know nothing about, surely you know everything right?

[Anonymous No.20022974]

>>20022953
NTA but Merry Christmas bro. It isn't about what you have, it's about the lens you view the world through. I'm don't know you and you don't know me, but I know that there are people out there who have suffered more and still keep fighting. I agree that love from another in this world isn't guaranteed, I'm alone too, but loving yourself is always something you can do. It can be hard, I was addicted to drugs a few years ago for example and did things I never thought I would. Even despite that, life moves forward. Having hope and love for yourself is what drives us to take care of ourselves, and that's what opens up opportunities in life. You can't see the road ahead by looking at the ground, just like you can't drive down the road by looking in the rearview the whole time. God bless you man, I'll keep you and everybody else in here in my thoughts and prayers

[Anonymous No.20022981]

>>20019408
Wish I could be. Goddamn senpai hijacking my flat event though it makes no sense for any gathering to be held here.
>>20022929
Stay strong brother, I wish you peacefull sleeps.

[Anonymous No.20022989]

me and my trans wife will be gooning all christmas day

[Anonymous No.20022994]

>>20022974
good post, hard won wisdom. nta but as another sufferer of great traumas (as we all are, comparing suffering is a endlessly drawn game at best), god bless and keep both of you. you are never alone, and if you feel alone on christmas, come post here saying so and I'll chat with you

[Anonymous No.20023863]

>>20022953
Damn, take this advice>>20022569 and stop being a downer on everyone in your life you miserable fuck.

[Anonymous No.20023884]

>>20019469
>I don't have mental health issues
Just because you don't acknowledge they are there doesn't mean they aren't
Going to dad's and his gf's this year but they are moving away next year so maybe I crash my brother's then or just make the long drive.

[Anonymous No.20023918]

>>20021710
Cool landscape

[Anonymous No.20023926]

>>20019408
Yep. Some years past I would go to a Chinese place and overeat, but lately I roast at home.

This year I have a nice halm I'm going to roast with plum glaze and some nice sides. I also have a brisket so tossing up the possibility of roasting that instead and saving the ham. I'm tired of slow cucker brisket so if I roast I'll rub it and do it in the oven.

Pic is a previous chrissy ham

[Anonymous No.20024134]

>>20022569
My back hurts and you made me laugh ow

[Anonymous No.20024142]

>>20024134
woops forgot pic

[Anonymous No.20024146]

>>20023926
wont lie, that looks and sounds amazing.

[Anonymous No.20024308]

>>20023926
You’re supposed to put cloves in it

[Anonymous No.20024718]

>>20019408
I live in NYC. Chinatown places are always open on Christmas, so I'm gonna get some dim sum.

[Anonymous No.20024750]

>>20022569
holy shit kek

[Anonymous No.20026368]

>>20019408
hooters is open christmas here so I am gonna go there and hang out with the closest thing I have to family: the regular repulsive rapist boomers and the coalburner bartender and the schizo doordash hobos that come in 5 at a time for the same order

[Anonymous No.20026666]

I'm gonna go for a swim in mycondos pool and jerk off into it. My building is full of parents and there's feces all over my area especially the lawn under the balcony

[Anonymous No.20026671]

>>20026666
*Pajeets not parents

[Anonymous No.20026688]

For me, it’s the Wor Won Ton soup. Thank god the chinks are open so the kikes gmhave something to eat on Christmas.

I’m just going to profit off that because it’s soup weather.

[Anonymous No.20026720]

>>20026688

[Anonymous No.20026744]

>>20026666
You gotta do it with those numbers.

[Anonymous No.20026782]

>>20019408
I had braums burger cus the next door lady had one. It’s the closest I have come to a relationship all year.

[Anonymous No.20026807]

>>20019408
I'll be with my elderly dad, eating chicken thighs, turnips, fried cabbage, potatoes, and mixed frozen veggies.
Merry Christmas to everyone in this thread.

[Anonymous No.20027025]

I hope I die soon. I don't celebrate christmas. I probably won't eat much of anything like any other day. There's nothing good in life at all or if there is I've never been allowed to experience it.

[Anonymous No.20028228]

Thanks for this thread guys. I have a few things in life i’m not happy about but when I see these “Alone for the holidays sad sack” threads I am reminded that some people have it worse off than me. So thank you guys, I’m going to do things that will help me at least be happier and count my blessings.

[Anonymous No.20028427]

>>20019408
Bought a standing rib roast today.

[Anonymous No.20028447]

>>20019461
You're wrong.
Mostly all normies are mentally ill.
Don't forget 90%+ of the ENTIRE Western Civilisation wore masks like lobotomised gimps for 2+ years for a virus that didn't even exist.
All normies are so mentally ill they spend their entire existence chasing monopoly money and paying taxes to pedophiles; normies are so mentally buck broken NPCs they're all on pharmaceuticals or alcohol and masturbate to porn.
Anyone who participates in this hell world globohomo controlled by chaos God entities from another dimension sucking the Vril and soul out of mankind is mentally ill
Pic related: 99% of all people. These people aren't mentally healthy, or even sentient

[Anonymous No.20028470]

>>20028447
when you get older you'll realize 90% of people share your opinion

[Anonymous No.20028993]

>>20028447
>>20028470
Thanks for proving my point. Seek professional help.

[Anonymous No.20029007]

>>20028447
>Don't forget 90%+ of the ENTIRE Western Civilisation wore masks like lobotomised gimps for 2+ years for a virus that didn't even exist.
wearing masks to go shopping is one thing. but wearing masks for 50 hours at work is another. also getting vaxxed is another. some people literally got vaxed just to keep their job or visit their family gatherings.
>>20028470
not really. 90% of people are just drones who are comfortable spending their best years at a job.

[Anonymous No.20029315]

>>20028447
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.20029428]

>>20027025
Come to NYC

[Anonymous No.20029472]

>>20019408
peanut butter on a playing card

[Anonymous No.20029487]

Even when I’ve eaten Christmas or thanksgiving alone, I’ve made the full spread. If not for me, then to remember the loved ones I shared it with before they passed. If nothing else, you’ll have tons of delicious leftovers, but at its best, you keep your family traditions alive.

[Anonymous No.20029706]

>>20029487
I guess you didn’t read the main theme of this thread, which is solitary souls left to themselves who are dining alone. You think they give two shits about “muh family traditions” ? They either don’t have family or came from a shit family.

[Anonymous No.20029722]

>>20029706
I care, and I love my family, and I'll still be alone. nta but a full christmas feast for one is pretty fucking sad and lonely, which was the point of the thread.

[Anonymous No.20029747]

>>20019408
A holy holiday is the perfect time for fasting, so nothing.

[Anonymous No.20029753]

>>20019408
I’ll be driving up to take the kids their presents. When I get back, I’m going to start drinking and cooking this bad boy. Yorkshire pudding from the fat, most likely.

[Anonymous No.20029763]

>>20029487
>Even when I’ve eaten Christmas or thanksgiving alone, I’ve made the full spread.
That’s pretty retarded

[Anonymous No.20029774]

>>20029747
blessed. may you break your fast with fresh bread and wine as the spirit is moved

[Anonymous No.20029786]

>>20022591
I remember doing things like this, going empty malls or closed factories just to sit in solitude.

[Anonymous No.20030090]

>>20029763
Not really. The staples are cheapest now. It’s prudent to take advantage of store sales, honor the elders, and stock up.

[Anonymous No.20030327]

>>20019408

[Anonymous No.20030416]

>>20019408
Nope I'll be taking my pregnant wife and two children to their Aunt's house for a family dinner. My wife is due January 2nd so might have a Christmas baby this year!

[Anonymous No.20030428]

ive been at a bum camp eating beans, rice for the past 4 weeks.

i just got back home and have eaten a frozen pizza everyday since i got back. the day i first encountered an oven, i bought a pizza for my friend and one for me and then i ate them both. just picked up some lil ceasers

[Anonymous No.20031332]

>>20030428
Are you making any of this up?

[Anonymous No.20031366]

>>20021710
Don't worry, bro. I'll be there with you in spirit. I'll be sure to drink a few extra beers for ya on Christmas. You'll get back on your feet soon.

[Anonymous No.20031403]

these fuckers are something I long for

[Anonymous No.20031436]

>>20029753
Is that ribeye? Impressive marbling

[Anonymous No.20031582]

>>20019408
Yes. I guess I'll fast. I hope someday I can have 2 person holidays with a solitary gf. I don't care about not having family.

[Anonymous No.20031587]

>>20021730
Yes we can. My parent leaves town.

[Anonymous No.20031936]

>>20021710
Call what family you have anon. Make peace where you need to first. It will help you with the job transition too. Hope you find a suitable adventure this Christmas

[Anonymous No.20031996]

>>20030428
>ate two pizzas

Nigger, how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.20032022]

>>20031996
That's a normal amount of pizza for a young boy, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.20032036]

Making some baked mac and cheese, slow cooker ham, plus veggies. I'm too newfag at cooking to do the whole turkey thing.

[Anonymous No.20032038]

I will be alone but cooking a real christmas dinner. I actually enjoy being alone so it's not a sad day for me. I will be celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ by myself.
On the menu there is fois gras, lobster, chocolat cake. To drink champagne and sweet white wine.

[Anonymous No.20032058]

>>20032022
Yes i know, thats why a lot of young guys are fat shits, they eat too much.

[Anonymous No.20032066]

>>20032038
>I actually enjoy being alone so it's not a sad day for me.

How did you get so Based bro and not fall into the sad sack mindset?

[Anonymous No.20032069]

>>20019408
These chicken burgers i got on sale with rice and i'll prob stir in some chopped tomatoes. That paired with 6 tall cans of beer and half a bottle of jack

[Anonymous No.20032107]

>>20032066
>How did you get so Based bro and not fall into the sad sack mindset?
I don't know dude I was blessed by it.
Although I read a lot of philosophy it probably helps me get a dispassionate perspective on life.
Oh and I used LSD and shrooms a few times when I was in my 20s.

[Anonymous No.20032122]

>>20019415
How about you make yourself real food, stop using social media, stop interacting with any form of brainwashing (news, movies, etc.) get to the gym and try to improve yourself and your life instead of giving up?

[Anonymous No.20032449]

>>20019408
Christmas tinner and MGS 2 for me lads im to lazy to visit my family

[Anonymous No.20032452]

>>20032449
Forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.20032463]

>>20021700
Kino. Haven't had friends like this for years. Haha...

[Anonymous No.20032474]

im getting pizza too! the day before, apparently dominos is closed on christmas, so im gonna order it the day before, and just have leftovers

[Anonymous No.20032507]

>>20032474
Thats insane anon

[Anonymous No.20032611]

>>20032507
whats insane?

[Anonymous No.20032615]

>>20032611
Buying pizza from the worst chain in existense and eat it stale and cold on Christmas puts some images in my head anon. Some pictures that arent NICE.

[Anonymous No.20032642]

>>20019408
That is an ideal zenza right there, hell yeah

[Anonymous No.20032646]

>>20032615
true but its free
i also heat it up in the microwave lol

[Anonymous No.20032662]

>>20032646
Wow! U have a microwave?

[Anonymous No.20032665]

>>20019408
Vodka, food is pointless this time of year for me.

[Anonymous No.20032671]

>>20032662
yeah its awesome

[Anonymous No.20032680]

>>20019408
Dude, is that a Jack's pizza? Nothing sad about that, shit, I'd almost rather have that than some fancy Christmas smorgasbord. Haven't picked up a Jack's since they were $2.50 apiece, might have to splurge on one soon, though.

[Anonymous No.20032706]

Went shopping today for Christmas foods. Sourghdough sandwiches, frozen pizzas, fries, katsu, steaks, bacon, sausage, cheeses, all kinds of great snacks and stuff to make different meals. I love not working and just cooking shit or putting together a quick snack.

[Anonymous No.20032866]

>>20019408
That would be one buckshot served with the finest of Walmart shotguns. That and the most expensive bottle of booze I can find.

[Anonymous No.20033054]

>>20032680
Red Baron. I can tell.

[Anonymous No.20033336]

sad meal? pizza is party food, even if you're alone. a real sad meal is spam, just out of the can, with some leftover microwaved rice.

[Anonymous No.20033443]

>>20019943
sauce NAO

[Anonymous No.20033465]

>>20019408
I have a few pounds of frozen rib-eye. If I was eating alone I would have a pound of steak, a potato or mashed potatoes, and my own corn casserole.

[Anonymous No.20033597]

>>20030416
Taking my pregnant wife to my mother in laws for Xmas. Due in March and her bitch of an aunt will corner the both of us and try to weasel her way into going to the baby shower in January. The worst relatives always act so "nice" when there's a baby involved.

[Anonymous No.20033635]

>>20021803
the fuck

[Anonymous No.20033755]

>>20033597
Very true. Call bullshit whenever you feel it's warranted. Nobody likes a liar or a fake friend.

[Anonymous No.20033802]

Probably microwave leftover soup I made last week or something and get shitfaced every day until it's time to go back to work I guess. I don't really care about Christmas anymore cuz all my family is dead, my ex wouldn't allow me to have friends and she aborted our child we planned so now I'm alone.

[Anonymous No.20033806]

>>20019943
Watched this jodi west video the other day.

[Anonymous No.20033811]

>>20020691
>and yes I'm on /lit/ too
haha damn I was just about to ask if you were on /lit/ as soon as you mentioned books
that's crazy bro I'll see you around probably

As for me I'll be chilling alone like most of you guys, probably make some lamb and potatoes and listen to some music
and yes I'm on /mu/ too

[Anonymous No.20033852]

>>20021700
NOT A SINGLE BEER.

>PUSSYWHIPPED

[Anonymous No.20034148]

>>20019762
wincest board

[Anonymous No.20034167]

For me it's the traditional German depression meal

[Anonymous No.20034502]

got my free "emergency pizza" from dominos :D
gonna be my breakfast and Christmas meal haha

[Anonymous No.20034709]

>>20034502
Didn't spring for the pan pizza? May as well throw it in the trash.

[Anonymous No.20035647]

>>20034502
I thought Domino’s was supposed to have improved their stuff after admitting it was shit?

[Anonymous No.20035654]

Here’s mine. One can is already eaten

[Anonymous No.20035659]

Here’s mine, already ate one can

[Anonymous No.20035672]

>>20034167
What is it?

[Anonymous No.20035681]

>>20035654
>>20035659
lmao nice sideways image retard

[Anonymous No.20035707]

>>20035681
Yeah I know. Forgot to correct that. Apologies

[Anonymous No.20035713]

>>20021803
MEDS
NOW

[Anonymous No.20035742]

Watching football, and organizing some files. Getting hungry.
Fish and chips (pollock fillets and cross cut fries)
Menchi Katsu
Beef tenderloin medallions
Sourdough Ruebin

[Anonymous No.20035792]

I got two medium pans from dominoes, first Christmas dinner after mom died and it's just me.

[Anonymous No.20035793]

>>20035792
pics or it didnt happen

[Anonymous No.20035794]

>>20019408
I just ate a can of sardines and now I'm going through a box of blueberry cereal bars

[Anonymous No.20035874]

>>20019408
Im going to microwave some cheap aldi brand microwave burgers.

[Anonymous No.20035888]

>>20019568
Jesus, anon. Where do you live? If you live even reasonably close to Indianapolis, the IU School of Dentistry will do that shit for free.

[Anonymous No.20035895]

>>20019766
Orlando AMP are legendary

[Anonymous No.20035915]

>>20019408
i forgot to get groceries this week so i had cut up hot dog and julienned onions with garlic.

[Anonymous No.20035925]

>>20032122
Stop making weird assumptions of people and doing this copy paste shit you picked up from some internet fuck.

[Anonymous No.20035944]

I'm going to kill myself. I'm a virgin loser with no family. I don't want to live to 40 or even 30. What's the cope? To settle down with some horrible ugly jaded woman who doesn't like me purely for financial and genetic purposes since every adult relationship is a soulless transaction? Yeah I get it. I have a shit life and I'm a bad person for feeling bad. I'm so fuckijg lonely. Another christmas alone. I'm not going to eat anything again. I am so fucking far away from what a normal person is. And I'm so far away from the autistic nerds too. And I don't mean that as an insult. I'm just defective. I'm a bad apple and I only spread misery.

[Anonymous No.20035966]

>>20035944
Checked.
I've resorted to trying to make money with my free time. >>>/biz/smg
It's basically gambling if you're lazy, but at least it's something to do if you commit yourself to doing some research. I almost doubled my money this month.

[Anonymous No.20035978]

>>20035966
I really couldn't give less of a shit about this aspect of life. These kinds of goals never made sense to me. Being a retired neet sucks ass. I don't care about owning a home for just my lonely ass. And courting a woman using money...just kill me.

[Anonymous No.20035980]

>>20035978
Fast cars are fun. And I like cooking. Find a hobby.

[Anonymous No.20035990]

>>20035980
I've tried

[Anonymous No.20036002]

a christmas (eve) feast

[Anonymous No.20036061]

As someone with a batshit insane family, nothing beats a quiet Christmas.

I roasted a turkey, stuffing and Brussel sprouts and I’m gonna eat it for the next few days.

[Anonymous No.20036071]

>>20036061

Forgot my pic

[Anonymous No.20036077]

>>20021700
Gay and cringe. What a bunch of soy boys

[Anonymous No.20036095]

>>20019408
I dunno, probably scrambled eggs cooked in ghee and a steak. I have to work 6 pm - 6 am and my family chose to do Christmas at 6 pm

[Anonymous No.20036142]

I had some roast chicken, boiled potatoes like my Nan used to do for Christmas lunch (RIP) and with gravy, all just supermarket crap and it was lovely

[Anonymous No.20036147]

>>20019408
White rice + Curry + Boiled eggs

Solitary simple lifestyle

[Anonymous No.20036162]

>>20019408
I ate Chinese yesterday and today. I think they'll be closed tomorrow, first time in a while many businesses decided to close this year, I don't know what I'm going to do about food, all I have is pasta and jar sauce no meat and I'm out of coffee because I forgot to buy coffee today rip

[Anonymous No.20036182]

>>20021700
>capri sun
>sleeping bags
>lava lamp
god damn, photos like these make me miss the 90s, these guys were 90s kids

[Anonymous No.20036189]

>>20036147
I have some left over chili I was going to put on top of some basmati rice tomorrow. Maybe add some cheese or salsa verde or something. Make it festive.
>>20036182
Missing the black lights, but yeah, being born in the early 80s and basically growing up with the internet and seeing how life has changed since, it's wild.
>grow up with one phone per home, on a land line
>most people don't have internet
>if internet, then no phone
>faster to ride your bike to a friend five miles away to have fun than be bored by five local TV OTA channels.

[Anonymous No.20036199]

>>20036189
it is wild, those were comfy days, I really am turning into a boomllennial

[Anonymous No.20036207]

>>20036199
If you're over the age of 30, you're technically a baby boomer

[Anonymous No.20036210]

>>20036207
Is this some new CNBC tech chart?

[Anonymous No.20036212]

>>20036207
I'm entering my mid 30s rip

[Anonymous No.20036217]

>>20036212
Start learning how to save. Buy rice and beans. Don't buy stuff on credit. Shit's fucked.

[Anonymous No.20036228]

>>20032866
Don't they only sell 20ga and 410 now?

[Anonymous No.20036229]

I'm getting drunk and tearing thru a bunch of these mini dumplings, watching YT videos of police stops and shitposting. Can't complain, I'm single and visited my folks earlier this year for Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.20036279]

>>20035713
retardo

[Anonymous No.20036534]

Merry Christmas, everyone!

[Anonymous No.20036585]

>>20019414
>not inducing scurvy then pulling them out easily by hand
>i am toothless now after 3 onth of avoiding vit C
NO FUCKIN REGRETS
fuck tooth pain, shit is worse than death, literal hell.
i'd take eating mash potatoes for the rest of my life than that JUDENRATTE shit.

and fuck the dentist scum, those pieces of shit are the most evil parasitic predatory scum that feeds on your pain.

[Anonymous No.20036610]

>>20019408
just pb&j and milk or some savory butter flavor hawaiian bread rolls since i forgot to buy corned beef hash or spam to eat and the stores are closed now

[Anonymous No.20036622]

>>20019414
>>20019415
Don't do it, my dudes
Don't let a holiday get you down, treat it like a normal day

Things may seem bleak or lonely now, but you could be surprised at how things can change quickly. Perhaps a change of environment could be good for you. A new city or country, or job.
Get good sleep and eat well.

[Anonymous No.20036662]

>>20022989
Is that Lil Jimmy Norton?

[Anonymous No.20036748]

Maybe instant noodles — the fancy Nissin Chow Mein kind because it’s Christmas and I’m splurging

[Anonymous No.20036757]

>>20035925
I dunno homie, probably because my life got massively better after deleting all social media, not watching any modern garbage, stopped watching "news" and started making my own food and going outside and being active everyday.

[Anonymous No.20036795]

>>20036757
4chan is social media

[Anonymous No.20036894]

>>20036795
I'm talking about instagram, tiktok, x, linkedin, etc. where people are playing makebelieve about their life, not 4Chan where people are debating about frozen pizza and japanese cartoons

[Anonymous No.20036960]

>>20036894
If you were ever spending your time insta, tiktok, x, linkedin, etc, you need to kill yourself back to where you came from immediately.

[Anonymous No.20036962]

>>20019408

The voices and the pain will finally stop.

[Anonymous No.20036999]

>>20036757
You're on 4chan. I doubt that you do any of what you listed.

[Anonymous No.20037130]

today's the day, hang in there

[Anonymous No.20037144]

>>20022915
Same.

[Anonymous No.20037150]

>>20024718
dim sum-body say Chinese food?!

[Anonymous No.20037163]

>>20036757
I never did that stuff to begin with and have always taken care of myself.

[Anonymous No.20037247]

>>20019646
this past summer I discovered a below the gumline abscess that scared the hell out me. took 3 days off from work. I fucking hate dental issues.

[Anonymous No.20037259]

>>20019408
Making a rack of baby back ribs. Merry Christmas, anons.

[Anonymous No.20037280]

>>20019754
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.20037317]

Leftover tits

[Anonymous No.20037321]

>>20019754
Are you male or female?

[Anonymous No.20037326]

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL! Somehow I found another reason to keep living today. My sad sack Christmas meal is Garlic sausages and rice. Also have whiskey and beers.

[Anonymous No.20037330]

>>20026666
Holy quads
Praying for a Christmas update

[Anonymous No.20037341]

>>20026666
Checked, Super-Satan. You must do it now and post an update.

>>20026671
Canadian?

[Anonymous No.20037362]

Apparently I ate some left over chili and a steak last night. Guess I blacked out after I knocked over a rum and coke on my desk. Wood is all warped now, gonna have to plane it and restain it at some point now. Watching this shit football game, not sure what I'm going to cook today. Thinking about starting drinking soon, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.20037367]

>>20019408
Just ordered some Red Lobster because only they and Mcdonalds near me are open today. Spending it alone by choice though, so I'm not sad or anything. About to queue up Die Hard on the Plex, max comfy

[Anonymous No.20037376]

>>20037321
Does it even matter? You either want a blowjob or you don't.

[Anonymous No.20037442]

>>20036748
Those noodles became ass when they stopped packaging the dehydrated veggies in its own little bag.

[Anonymous No.20037447]

>>20019568
>>20035888
Like this anon says, check out universities near you

[Anonymous No.20037505]

>>20037376
>Does it even matter?

[Anonymous No.20037554]

>>20019646
This. I had an abscess removed and taken care of but according to the dentist if I had left it and not come, it would eventually spread and devour all the bone in my face.

[Anonymous No.20037738]

Gonna make a BLT and enjoy this football game. Go Niners.

[Anonymous No.20037768]

>>20037554
Yeah, according to the dentist... real unbiased source you got there. A sucker is born every day...

[Anonymous No.20037904]

turkey, bacon, ranch. with lettuce tomato red onions on sour dough.

[Anonymous No.20037906]

>>20032107
>Oh and I used LSD and shrooms a few times when I was in my 20s.
Oh shit. Try out some Hawaiian Baby woodrose/morning glory seeds. They make for some very insightful trips

[Anonymous No.20037969]

>>20019414
had oatmeal, peanut butter on toast and a fresh glass of water. amoxicillin killed the pain, lost like 10lbs, and feel pretty great. we're all gonna make it bros - MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Anonymous No.20038315]

What's the best way to make garlic butter? I have some raw cloves in butter, do I just pop them in the oven for 10 minutes at 380F?

[Anonymous No.20038319]

>>20021700
>Anonymous 12/20/23(Wed)07:34:44 No.20021700▶>>20021713 >>20032463 >>20033852 >>20036077 >>20036182
>>20021700
same senpai got shitcanned from up myelf

[Anonymous No.20038355]

spent the last few xmas alone. just made bacon, two eggs over easy, and pancakes for dinner. It was actually not bad. but I always keep a shitty taurus .44 and a box of 240 grain on hand incase life exceeds burden.

Merry Christmas everybody and hope you hade a good meal tonight.

[Anonymous No.20038460]

>>20038355
Made an english muffin sandwich with spicy sausage, some grilled onions, pepper cheese and a soft fried egg. Watching my Niners lose. Gonna pound some rum and get ready for the stock market open in the morning, see if I can make some money.

[Anonymous No.20038658]

Posted this in another thread but I'm also spending xmas alone this year and wanted to cook something nice. This was my stab at it. Merry Christmas anons.

[Anonymous No.20038678]

its ogre

[Anonymous No.20038721]

>>20019943
My wife and I reenact this.

[Anonymous No.20038727]

>>20036962
Salud, be seeing you in about a year, most likely.

[Anonymous No.20038828]

>>20038658
>Me when I see your feast and I’m over here eating unseasoned quinoa.
Nice looking spread, Merry Christmas!

[Anonymous No.20039138]

>>20038658
Wait; is this real?

[Anonymous No.20039543]

>>20038828
What am I looking at here?

[Anonymous No.20039721]

>>20038828
I literally just realized this was a bird and not some strange abstract art piece.

[Anonymous No.20040632]

>>20038460
totally blacked out after that. Not sure what I'm going to make now.

[Anonymous No.20041761]

I love the holidays!

[Anonymous No.20043251]

>>20041761
I don’t!