Welcome to the ham dungeon

[Anonymous No.20015018]

smell our latest hams please

[Anonymous No.20015028]

>>20015018
Based ham ager

[Anonymous No.20015038]

Ham is disgusting. It's a waste of perfectly good pork.

[Anonymous No.20015043]

i bet it smells like BO

[Anonymous No.20015063]

>>20015018
His smile and optimism: Hammed

[Anonymous No.20015074]

>>20015018
Welcome back. It's been a while. Things are... different now.

[Anonymous No.20015077]

[Anonymous No.20015078]

>>20015018
Awe sweet the ham threads back. Bring on the specialist ham sniffer

[Anonymous No.20015087]

>>20015077
smelling rotting meat, fat and fungus your whole life must be rough. But I love jamón serrano so F.

[Anonymous No.20015113]

>>20015077
>if only you knew how ham things really are

[Anonymous No.20015118]

>>20015077
>>20015113
that was a fun thread

[Anonymous No.20015222]

>>20015077

[Anonymous No.20015230]

>>20015222
A MAN SNIFFS
A SLAVE OBEYS

[Anonymous No.20015245]

>>20015018
We cure ‘em of their Asian swine flu and then we kill and cook ‘em and all y’all eat’em
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benton%27s_Smoky_Mountain_Country_Hams

[Anonymous No.20015262]

>>20015230

[Anonymous No.20015300]

>>20015018
nice to meat you, humble ager of the hams

[Anonymous No.20015328]

>>20015038
>Ham is disgusting.
You are a zit on the ass of the human race, a pimple waiting to be squeezed into nothingness.
(Not liking fine aged ham! Pah! It's a delicacy that much of the world looks forward to. If you don't like it, kindly fuck off to your dumb thread on fast food or nut cutlets or whatever other artificial shit it is you think is good.)

[Anonymous No.20015396]

>>20015018
he looks like the love child of Jimmy Carter and George Takei

[Anonymous No.20015402]

>>20015038
American peasant

[Anonymous No.20015497]

>>20015262

[Anonymous No.20015781]

>>20015497
lmao

[Anonymous No.20015794]

>>20015402
Ham is literally broke ass iberian peasant food from before refridgeration existed thou, its literally raw pig ass rotted by the wind

[Anonymous No.20015832]

>>20015794
seething hamlet

[Anonymous No.20015850]

>>20015794
why are hamlets like this bros?

[Anonymous No.20015851]

>>20015077
Will he survive this Christmas?

[Anonymous No.20015860]

>>20015851
He's already more ham than man at this point

[Anonymous No.20015864]

>>20015018
Spanish Jámon is so good, too bad it is so expensive.
I need to start eating more pork, I've been eating nothing but chicken/beef for the past 3 months

[Anonymous No.20017089]

Ham man would be no match for the golden spoon of the ice cream taster

[Anonymous No.20017129]

>>2001507
>yep it's ham
Some say he's still sniffing to this day.
Look at his ham hard hat.

[Anonymous No.20017130]

Thinkin' about that ham

[Anonymous No.20017150]

>>20015018
Why won't the USDA just let him have his unpasteurized hams?
It's cruel

[Anonymous No.20018068]

>>20015038
it sounds like you've never had a properly cured cut of ham, and just emulsified pork product from the grocery store
Legit proper ham is fantastic

[Anonymous No.20018078]

>>20015402
You hold the fuck on nigger. That fucker doesn't speak for the rest of us. Ham is amazing. Pork is wonderful and I'll not have your euro-tranny ass besmirching the good name of ham with your ethnocentric niggatry.

[Anonymous No.20018086]

>>20015396
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING WHY AM I YELLING

[Anonymous No.20018155]

>>20015850
>There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Hamratio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

[Anonymous No.20018208]

>>20015222
I love the idea of needing a hard hat in case a massive ham falls on your head.

[Anonymous No.20018232]

>>20015018
Those gams look like a black woman's booty

[Anonymous No.20018242]

[Anonymous No.20018245]

>>20018242
that's an Italian tho

[Anonymous No.20018248]

>>20018242
dude looks like he could devour a single ham in one bite

[Anonymous No.20018257]

>>20018248
Imagine what he would do to our moms :O

[Anonymous No.20018394]

>>20015077
That looks like my old ass nuts hanging next to him. This man is taking a deep whiff of my muhfuggin NUTS ha haaaa boy how you like that?!?

[Anonymous No.20018409]

>>20015794
When the energy grid fails because all the smart people are in parasitic industries like finance, you will be scavenging for leftover KFC while everyone else is feasting on cured pit bull.

[Anonymous No.20018418]

[Anonymous No.20018556]

>>20015087
Doing that job puts you at an insanely high risk for ligma.

[Anonymous No.20018571]

>>20015864
The Jamon Serrano just has a better pr.
I'm from central Italy, there are multiple kinds of local hams (since every fucking village has its own recipe) that are better than Jamon, but nobody knows about them the last guy that got the recipe from his gran-gran is the butcher in a fuckoff village lost on an hill or in a valley, or some other shit like that, and the production can't be scaled up because you need the meat from the pigs some other guy is rising like they're his pets, from the pedigree of some mighty sow or boar that lived 500 years ago and was eaten by Colombus or some such.

[Anonymous No.20018806]

>>20018571
Damn, this must mean smaller scale jamon producers must be especially divine. Booking a trip to extremadura rn.

[Anonymous No.20018824]

>>20018806
Jamon was Michael Jackson's favorite food you know, he mentioned it in numerous songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spOq3wIO9mk

[Anonymous No.20018833]

>>20018824
Very stupid but I laughed thanks

[Anonymous No.20018844]

>>20018418
Reminds me of Pickle Surprise.

[Anonymous No.20018855]

>>20018242
how does he get out?

[Anonymous No.20019014]

>>20018844
what the fuck have you made me watch

[Anonymous No.20019028]

>>20015074
ALLAN, NO D:

[Anonymous No.20019030]

[Anonymous No.20019034]

[Anonymous No.20019046]

>>20015038
Ummm actually ham and pork are practically different meats. Ham cannot be pork.

[Anonymous No.20019076]

>>20019046
>People from Boston think that's where the butt is located
Wtf

[Anonymous No.20019093]

>>20019046
Why are people from Massachusetts like this?

[Anonymous No.20019117]

>>20019046
Ham is pork because pork is meat from a pig. No retard the butt is not on the shoulder just because some city slicker said so. You have the loins and the side clearly mixed up, loins are where all the reproductive bits are. And no shit thats the foot what urbanite retard needs that to be labeled.

[Anonymous No.20019119]

i buy a half pig every spring, and last year I finally managed to take the leg whole to my local butcher that cures their own hams. I'd love to cure it myself someday.

[Anonymous No.20019194]

>>20019117
a butt roast is the shoulder because a whole one has a shoulder blade in it. so shut up adults are talking.

[Anonymous No.20020592]

>>20015077
This absolute Chad has somehow managed to convince people that,
A) someone needs to sniff not just 1, but 800 hams in a day.
B) that this person needs to be paid to do this. Presumably quite a lot.
C) that he is that someone.
Incredible.

[Anonymous No.20020750]

>>20018855
he doesn't

[Anonymous No.20020894]

>>20015018
so what do I do with one of these hams?

[Anonymous No.20020926]

>>20018242
That shop looks really cozy, I'd like to hang out and have a coffee in there with light christmas jazz playing in the background

[Anonymous No.20020931]

>>20015018
Too bad most people buy Chinkfield instead.

[Anonymous No.20021004]

>>20015018
the same man who looked at that and thought ‘hmm lemme have a bite!’ is the same type of man who thinks v-neck shirts are cool

[Anonymous No.20021235]

>>20015077
I bet he jerks it to pics of sweaty feet

[Anonymous No.20021239]

>>20018242
Why are there nipples on the hams?

[Anonymous No.20021241]

>>20021239
that's the clitoris you virgin

[Anonymous No.20021322]

>>20021241
So you're telling me that them hams are female?

[Anonymous No.20021334]

>>20021322
it's ha'am

[Anonymous No.20021437]

>>20015222
Danger: Falling Hams

[Anonymous No.20021450]

>>20015018
Sent my Dad this, Behold!

[Anonymous No.20021451]

>>20015063

[Anonymous No.20021452]

>>20015262

[Anonymous No.20021455]

>>20018257
?

[Anonymous No.20021472]

>>20018824

[Anonymous No.20021478]

>>20019119
How long did he cure it?

[Anonymous No.20021483]

>>20021004
Nice!

[Anonymous No.20022042]

>>20021478
Which one of these cuts does the UK call "Gammon"?
I want to make Gordon Ramsay's Christmas Ham but he calls for a gammon. My butcher has never heard of this cut.

[Anonymous No.20022046]

>>20015402
Americans love ham you uneducated semite

[Anonymous No.20022095]

>>20018208
it's to reduce shrapnel if he smells a ham so perfect his head explodes

[Anonymous No.20022162]

>>20022042
google

[Anonymous No.20022166]

>>20022162
I've literally seen it called boneless pork shoulder joint, boston butt. I've called several butchers and they keep trying to sell me pork butt but google says that different. None of this makes sense.

[Anonymous No.20022255]

>>20022042
>>20022166
I believe it's the hind leg or leg joint.

[Anonymous No.20022293]

>>20022166
Butt=shoulder
ham=back leg
They hang pork upside-down

[Anonymous No.20022301]

>>20015018
Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously cured

[Anonymous No.20022310]

>>20021235
That would be the cheese guys. Ham sniffers are probably into pits or something.

[Anonymous No.20022326]

>>20021334
Audibly chuckled

[Anonymous No.20022338]

>>20022310
i'm into feet but i dont like cheese :/

[Anonymous No.20022349]

>>20015018
This thread is amazing and I needed the laughs, thank you OP.

[Anonymous No.20022531]

>>20022255
>>20022293
Bah, my butchers are useless. They don't have it. What's the fucking point of being a butcher if you only have what you can get at other stores?

[Anonymous No.20022571]

>>20022531
Just go to a Safeway or a Kroger or Whole Foods and tell them to sell you a pork butt. They all have them.

[Anonymous No.20022579]

>>20022571
>Let me get some pork butt, hold the pork

[Anonymous No.20022939]

>>20015018
More ham sniffer memes

[Anonymous No.20022959]

>>20022939
Dude just go back and read the classic thread:

>>/ck/thread/17163428

[Anonymous No.20022997]

>>20022939

[Anonymous No.20023140]

>>20022042
>I want to make Gordon Ramsay's Christmas Ham but he calls for a gammon.
Just buy the frozen microwave version at Walmart.

[Anonymous No.20023328]

>>20022959
Nigger I was in the classic thread.
>>20022997
You my man. A real one.

[Anonymous No.20023781]

I smelled ham once and got chorro

[Anonymous No.20023933]

>>20015794
sounds good

[Anonymous No.20024350]

>>20021235
He jerks it to fat girl thighs

[Anonymous No.20025144]

>>20015018
>>20015074
This guy has definitely killed people.

[Anonymous No.20025192]

>>20025144
To be fair, Tennessee can be hot & sweaty enough as it is in the summer, even before you spend a few hours in the smoky Ham Hut, it's not exactly conducive to flattering Instagrams.

[Anonymous No.20025273]

>>20019076
>he didnt get a wet load on his shoulder blade from his homie
ngmi

[Anonymous No.20025276]

>>20024350
Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.20025322]

>>20015018
I was in a place that looked just like that a couple months ago. It smelled heavenly.

[Anonymous No.20025375]

>>20015018
>>20015245
reminds me of the texas chain saw massacre

[Anonymous No.20025397]

I had prosciutto once, cured
It tasted alright but it was too fatty and chewy
I’ll stick to cured salami thanks

[Anonymous No.20025997]

>>20018394
Why are white "people" like this?

[Anonymous No.20026787]

>>20022997
>he's greek
>he's gonna fuck that ham
>hes gonna

[Anonymous No.20026791]

>>20025997
Because we have massive balls that swing pendulously.
Now stfu and pick my cotton

[Anonymous No.20028556]

>>20025375
which one

[Anonymous No.20028618]

>>20018242
Cobes has moved up in the world.

[Anonymous No.20028636]

HAMMED.COM

[Anonymous No.20029073]

>>20015077
you have to smell all the hams

[Anonymous No.20029081]

[Anonymous No.20029827]

>>20029081
ham great, even