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I'm from India and I want to ask why white people dishes look bland as hell?

>> No.20013901

I'm sure this thread won't be terrible

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>>20013896
What are you talking about? This is the food of the HEARTLAND!

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>>20013896
Good morning sir

>> No.20013921

>>20013896
just close your eyes

>> No.20013927

We don't have to mask our food with spices because our ingredients aren't rotting.

>> No.20013936

>>20013896
YALL NIGGAS REALLY EAT POOP

>> No.20013937

>>20013896
DO NOT REDEEM BEHENCHOD BASTERD FUCK U BLOODY!!!!!!!

>> No.20013938

>>20013908
spicy two car pile up looks great though

>> No.20013946

>>20013896
they haven't been digested and expelled onto your plate yet sar

>> No.20013949

>>20013917
God damn imagine the shits

>> No.20013952

>>20013917
I'm sure that would taste alright but I wouldn't eat it if not prepared in a kitchen with proper sanitary standards

>> No.20013964

>>20013917
I'm with the other guy, this probably tastes surprisingly good. But Indians are just so visually disgusting to the point where cooking videos make them look like they're playing with their own dung.

>> No.20013965

>>20013896
SHUT UP INDIA
IM TIRED OF YOU SEXY ASS SMUG ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.20013968

>>20013896
I’m from the states and I want to know why pajeets shit in the streets?

>> No.20013999

>>20013968
we don't have enough clean or well maintained toilets and it's easier for poor people to defecate.

>> No.20014003

>>20013896
White people do not:

>cook using their feet
https://youtu.be/SJKhahgGea8?feature=shared

>cook using literal shit
https://youtu.be/WZBb0in6om0?feature=shared

>eat off the bare floor
https://youtu.be/07qsL3KwJDg?feature=shared

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>>20014003

>> No.20014023

>>20013896
I'm from Indiana and I want to ask why Indian food looks like dooty?

>> No.20014025

>>20013896
>I'm from India and I want to ask why white people dishes look bland as hell?

Because since we have things like refrigeration and indoor plumbing, the food we eat isn't rotting and so we don't have to drown it in inch-thick layers of turmeric and cardamom to make it edible.

>> No.20014028

>>20014015
https://youtu.be/T5NWIPyUIHw?feature=shared

>> No.20014029

>>20013901
it will be shit

>> No.20014036

BASTERD BITCH WHY NO POO FLAVOR IN FOOD

>> No.20014065

>>20013896
>picks 500 year old food
>doesn't show 500 year old other food
Yeah your food's way browner. Look at that sea of white. LOOK AT IT

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>>20013917
OH NO! SPICES!!! THE HORROR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_PFJVurQ6A

>> No.20014111

>>20014099
>sees swarms of flies and filthy crusty shit covered hands touching food in an open air dirt kitchen and isn't immediately repulsed
Hello sir good morning sir bloody benchod bitch

>> No.20014125

>>20014015
>clean white girls carefully wash feet before stomping grapes which will then be barreled and fermented for months, the alcohol cleansing them of bacteria
>Sanjesh sees this and thinks he found a gotcha when comparing it to his people smearing their bodies in cow shit before dipping their forearms into filthy communal pots of rice and soup

>> No.20014136

>>20013917
>e coli
>here I go killing again

>> No.20014142

>>20013917
At least this guy is using spoons.

>> No.20014146

>european food
>people grow up to 6ft on average
>rest of the world "food"
>"people" grow up to 5'5ft on average
Wow I wonder what I should eat.

>> No.20014149

>>20014125
>feet are more clean than hands when preparing food
?

>> No.20014156

>>20014149
>meticulously washed feet used to prepare something that is going to ferment for months, killing all bacteria in it (an antiquated process that is no longer common)
>shit covered hands being dipped into food that will be eaten immediately afterward (hundreds of millions of indians do this every day currently)
Try and rub that handful of brain cells together Gopal

>> No.20014169

>>20013896
HELLO SIRS PLEASE UPVOTE

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>>20013896
Good morning saar

>bland
Thanksgiving is bland, one of many reasons it is my least favorite feast of the year. The only part of thanksgiving food that I like is the desserts.

>> No.20014191

>>20013896
There are some countries that can talk about bland looking food without it being a self-own, but India is not one of them. Literal slop country.

>> No.20014194

>>20014186
You're doing everything else wrong

>> No.20014198

>>20014149
Hello sir have dirty feet and floor candy good for children taste very good show vageen sir https://youtu.be/283Z_GlVJh4?feature=shared

>> No.20014204

>>20014194
I do thanksgiving with midwestern white boomers. Anything more than salt and pepper is too much for them

>> No.20014214

>>20013999
I have a cat that shits in a box. You know what it does that an indian doesn't? It burys its shit. You literally have no excuse for this behavior when even animals are more hygienic.

>> No.20014215

>>20014204
Very sorry to hear that; on the rollup to next Thanksgiving I'll give you all the help you need
t.traditionalist

>> No.20014243

>>20014186
Try making thanksgiving dinner yourself sometime instead of relying on grocery store catering, turkey can be more flavorful than chicken

>> No.20014275

bait

>> No.20014355

>>20014136
If they aren't Immuno compromised like you are they will be fine.

>> No.20014365

>>20013917
False flag to shit(no pun intended) on pajeets. Still thread's entertaining.

>> No.20014391

>>20014365
>Jagmeet doesn't know the difference between mocking and falseflagging
You apes out yourselves so hilariously easily lmao

>> No.20014402

>>20014391
"Shit on" is colloquialism meaning to mock.

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>>20014402
Good morning sir

>> No.20014435

>>20013896
I despise poojeets so much.

>> No.20014448

>>20014149
>ignoring 90% of the post to hide your shame

>> No.20014455

And yet the richest people on the planet, who can eat whatever they want, choose to eat mostly European food.

>> No.20014475

>>20013927
This is why. Also we are not from hot equatorial regions so don't need to use strongly flavored spices to ward off/ kill all the foodborne parasites

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Hundred years of colonization and white people still doesn't know how to season their food :/

>> No.20014538

>>20014156
Foot pressed wine is objectively disgusting even if it won't make you sick. The Indian food is way worse but I'd still never touch that wine ever.

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>>20014524
Good morning sir

>> No.20014562

>>20014538
Good thing it stopped being commonplace like 200 years ago then, isn't it

>> No.20014594

>>20014415
>it has dried up
THAT MEANS THAT YOUR SKIN ABSORBED THE WATER DINGUS. SKIN IS LITERALLY DESIGNED TO BE A BARRIER BETWEEN OUTSIDE CONTAMINANTS AND YOUR BODY. EVERY WAKING MOMENT YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE CONTINUE TO TEST THE FRUITS OF EVOLUTION MR. GODDAMN PHARMACY MANAGER

>> No.20014599

>>20014554
santa maria what the fuck

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>>20013896
Bitch, actual Indian food is also "bland". The garbage you eat in Indian restaurants isn't Indian food. It's Indian "cuisine" and is India's version of fast food. Real Indian food that people eat at home everyday isn't full of ass scalding spices, because even Indians can't tolerate too much spice on a daily basis. And if you can't tell apart the ingredients in your food, then you're eating goyslop.

>> No.20014623

>>20013896

>designated