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Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:24:19 2023 No.20003886 [Reply] [Original]

I made a chili pizza to piss off the Italians, and I put beans in the chili to piss off the texans

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:28:37 2023 No.20003893 Did you shart on it too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:29:04 2023 No.20003894 >>20003893 Who would that piss off?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:30:13 2023 No.20003899 >>20003886 >I put feces on a pie crust and threw pre-grated cheese on it! Come on man you're better than this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:31:08 2023 No.20003904 >>20003886 good ol sloppa invite me over next time

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:31:14 2023 No.20003905 >>20003886 That's not a pizza, that's a cookie with shit on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:33:06 2023 No.20003915 >>20003894 Germans

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:36:55 2023 No.20003931 >>20003886 It looks pretty low tier in appearance. Not ready for the menu, yet. I don't even want chili in a bread bowl, either.

Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:43:28 2023 No.20003957

>>20003899
I shredded it myself ill have you know. Not because its better, because it's cheaper.
>>20003904
Honestly nah, I will not be making this again. It wasn't bad, but I'd rather a regular pizza or just chili lol.
>>20003905
The butt hurt continues lmao
>>20003931
Idk how to take pictures of food, it always looks way worse than it does irl. But you are correct in not wanting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:46:02 2023 No.20003961 >>20003957 I don't care about the toppings. It just looks shit overall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:51:45 2023 No.20003982 File: 30 KB, 349x642, IMG_5129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20003886 Did you eat it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:53:20 2023 No.20003985 >>20003957 crust does look overworked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 01:54:39 2023 No.20003995 >>20003957 >it always looks way worse than it does irl. I don't see tomato color in the chili itself, though. Anyway, I guess you had an ideo and it didn't pan out. I never liked that whole chili on nachos bar food either. Chili 3-way is okay, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:04:21 2023 No.20004024 I am from Italy and I would try it. I've no idea where the fuck this idea that we're afraid of new things comes from.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:05:22 2023 No.20004026 >>20003915 Because they're not the ones who got sharted on? The nasty fucks.

Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:16:10 2023 No.20004068

>>20003961
What toppings? Who mentioned toppings?
>>20003982
Yes, it was good, even the leftovers were. But in the future I'll keep my chili and pizza separate.
>>20003985
I'm new to baking that's likely not an illusion. Like so new that I can't tell you it Def was or wasn't idk.
>>20003995
I don't use much tomato in chili. Mostly a chili paste made from broth or beer and dried chili's.

The idea came from when I was a kid I put chili on couple day old pizza before and it revived the pizza to edible status, and that my older brother recently made a chili and put a few reapers my mom was growing in it making it way too hot. He happened to have shit to make zitti, so he used the chili in place of the tomato sauce. Don't know how that tasted that was his thing but it made me think of this.

Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:19:17 2023 No.20004077
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>>20004068
>>20003985
Maybe raw is it more apparent what I did wrong? The dough did taste like cheap pizza shop dough honestly. Or like frozen pizza. Or rather texture wise flavor was fine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:20:23 2023 No.20004081 File: 3.06 MB, 4160x3120, 20231213_232421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20004077

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:24:01 2023 No.20004096 >>20003886 get a tube of those pillsbury cornbread biscuits flatten them a little with a mug or rolling pin line a cooking dish and pour some chili, diced jalapenos, and cheese over them then bake in an oven

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:25:05 2023 No.20004102 REEEEEEE GET THOSE BEANS OUT OF THAT CHILI YOU HEATHEN

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:27:50 2023 No.20004108 >>20004077 You over-kneaded it it and stretched it by pulling instead of throwing it. Made it hard like a cracker, no?

Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:29:27 2023 No.20004113

>>20004102
Op here, honestly they have a point. Texas chili is actually different from what everyone else makes. If you're gonna do it with ground beef, it's already not what people are talking about with Texas red chili. Throw some beans in it fuck it. Texas chili would be ruined by beans.

Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:30:16 2023 No.20004118
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i made a pizza as well

bacon, anchovies, green peppers, arugula and parsley, garlic & chili-flakes reconstituted in the bacon-fat

beans on pizza sounds so stupid, I'd rather eat my pizza instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 02:31:16 2023 No.20004122 >>20004108 A bit yeah it was. I rolled it out, would that be more a stretch than a throw?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 18:22:31 2023 No.20006044 >>20003886 I chortled heartily, thanks OP. Also, would try.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 20:32:32 2023 No.20006307 >>20003957 >how to take pictures of food >a chili pizza >and I put beans in the chili taking pictures is the least of your problems >to piss off the Italians >to piss off the texans the only reason i doubt ur underaged is you made all that food

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 21:04:44 2023 No.20006382 >>20003886 You should try killing yourself to piss off the pro-lifers next. Don't brag about your inability to cook or maintain a clean kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 21:13:29 2023 No.20006397 >>20006382 Pasta la vista, greasy bambino

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 21:46:37 2023 No.20006462 >>20003886 Bread and chili good. Chili and beans good. Just a flat chili bread bowl, would be better in a better bread. I'd eat it

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 21:48:09 2023 No.20006471 >>20006382 huge bitch energy in this post it's as if you're actually bitter about op's slop

Anonymous Fri Dec 15 22:00:02 2023 No.20006495

>>20004118
That arugula looks sad, maybe it should have been put on after cooking so that it didn't end up so badly wilted, but the combo should be godly.
The pic looks... less great than the description would lead me to believe. Would eat, but be disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 22:11:42 2023 No.20006519 >>20003886 >I made a chili pizza to piss off the Italians Lmao I don't care Put shit on that if you want to, I ain't give a single fuck. t. Italian

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 22:20:11 2023 No.20006535 >>20004081 needed alot more cheese. hate seeing pizza's made and the person barely puts cheese on it. you a anti cheese communist or something? put alot of cheese on

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 23:02:46 2023 No.20006635 im italian and bibibi bobidi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 23:18:39 2023 No.20006655 >>20004096 This sounds good, I’ll have to try it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 15 23:38:11 2023 No.20006714 >>20003886 Chili isn't chili without beans

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 00:47:55 2023 No.20006884 >>20003957 >Not because its better, because it's cheaper. It's better too, though. Not nearly as much mold inhibitor sprayed all over it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 10:10:31 2023 No.20008064 >>20003886 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 16 10:12:48 2023 No.20008069 >>20003886 you ever just do something because you like it? i mean, other than trying to make people mad?

Anonymous Sat Dec 16 12:52:33 2023 No.20008295

>>20006535
You my friend are correct. I don't know why I didn't use more. I was wasted, and I think talkin to my also wasted older brother on speaker phone at the time and I'm pretty sure it made me lazy. So basically I agree, I should have used more cheese I agree.

Anonymous Sat Dec 16 12:56:52 2023 No.20008302

>>20008069
You ever lie on the internet? I explained the actual reason I decided to try this later in the thread, it was an experiment. And though I liked it enough, I came to the conclusion it was not to be done again. Pissing people off was just a joke.

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