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20003655 No.20003655 [Reply] [Original]

No little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red™

>> No.20003687

The Big Red and Doublemint jingles were genuinely good. It’s freaky how good they were

>> No.20003758

>>20003655
Trident cinnamon was pretty good too.

>> No.20004005

>>20003758
But no little cinnamon gum freshens breath longer than Big Red™

>> No.20004146

>>20003655
Kids today never knew the age when every other commercial was for gum.

>> No.20004163

>>20004146
Or almost all gum had real sugar instead of an artificial sweetener cocktail. Fuck you, Wrigley's. Never again.

>> No.20004265

>>20004163
I liked the sugar free it blew better bubbles

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>If you don't chew big red then fuck you

>> No.20005195

>>20003655
>big red
>it's brown

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Remember licking the wrappers and sticking them to your skin so you’d get a chemical burn?

>> No.20005233

>>20005195
have you seen natives? they aren't really red either

>> No.20005246

>>20003655
I remember when I was a kid my dad used to buy these and I didn’t even know what they were. One day he saw me looking at them and I asked “dad, what do you do with big red?” And he said he just chews on it but you shouldn’t swallow. Anyway he finished work one afternoon and saw me violently choking on our dog’s dick and he said “I told you not to swallow!” Then we kissed. Miss the 90s.

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>>20005246

>> No.20005275

>>20005233
You mean rednecks?

>> No.20005349

Heheh! During the lockdown, my niece use to call my... ehhh never mind.

>> No.20006252
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So kiss trannys longer
Update Facebook a little longer
Go on discord a little longer
Longer with Big Red
Your 5G coverage lets you do it
You’ll watch pornhub till you cum!
While youn chew it groom some kids a
Little longer, spread disease a little longer
Bite down now Jerome found your ass!
With Big Red!

>> No.20006901

>>20003655
I detest Big Red. There was never a worse feeling than accidentally touching nasty ass big red some inbred retard stuck to the bottom of a desk in school, also smells like hot ass

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I prefer this Big Red

>> No.20008042

>>20003687
I think it was the twin sisters in bikinis that made the doublemint commercials stand out but I can sing the jingle as well

>> No.20008670

>>20008042
Yeah, they were cute but weren't they over 13?

>> No.20009052

>>20008670
Yes, unfortunately.