Best date dishes

[Anonymous No.19997038]

> I need the pinnacle of pussy getting dishes
> they can be simple or advanced
> I'd prefer shit with less prep but if it's actually worth then I'm down
> I'll be looking up the recipes and cooking them throughout this week and next as a tester to find the best one
> this bitch is vegetarian so I'm looking for those

[Anonymous No.19997042]

>>19997038
serve her up a salad while you cook yourself a steak

[Anonymous No.19997045]

>>19997038
Just have a big dick. Who cares about food

[Anonymous No.19997048]

>>19997038
Chefsteps cavatelli pasta with their vegetarian demiglace

[Anonymous No.19997052]

>>19997045
I have a big dick. Give me good dishes before I beat you to death with it

[Anonymous No.19997059]

>>19997048
That demi looks top tier <3

[Anonymous No.19997060]

had lots of suggestions till i read got to the vegeterian part. how about vichyssoise or french onion soup with vegetable stock for an entrée and ratatouille for main

[Anonymous No.19997062]

>>19997052
Post it on /soc/ I guarantee I’m bigger than you. 7x5.5

[Anonymous No.19997065]

>>19997062
I am here for dishes and you're asking for pics of my cock. What world do you live in

[Anonymous No.19997067]

>>19997059
It’s so good, it takes some time but I used it as a base for a pasta dish when I was running a restaurant.
I think I did slow roasted carrots, spinach, cavatelli/capunti, and the demi and it was our top selling dish. Looks beautiful too. Super easy, it’s mostly prep work

[Anonymous No.19997074]

>>19997067
How long is the prep?

[Anonymous No.19997188]

>>19997074
So the Demi is probably a solid afternoon, 4ish hours min, but most of that is waiting for the vegetables to roast.
If you want to do slow roasted/cooked carrots you can do that at the same time and just keep them in the fridge once they’re ready.
Pasta can be made a day ahead, but some of the appeal of the cavatelli/capunti pasta is the ease of making it, if you’d like to include your date in the process you could have everything prepped, including the pasta dough, and the final step would be rolling out the pasta and shaping it, then boiling and once it’s done it’s just combining the Demi, roasted carrots and pasta in a pan, reducing until the Demi easily coats the dish. If you don’t want to do pasta gnocchi would work equally well.
If you wanted to do pasta beforehand too that should be fine, just keep them on a sheet pan, separated, covered in plastic wrap in the fridge until you’re ready to drop.
In total about 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.19997267]

>>19997188
thanks. just thinking of the logistics of doing the prep at mine then taking it to hers to finish so its all fresh. so yeah it sounds all good from what youve said

[Anonymous No.19997283]

>>19997038
>pinnacle of pussy getting dishes
no such thing. Betas confuse "girl accepts the mans betamale provider status" as "getting pussy." lmfao.

[Anonymous No.19997295]

Pasta is one of the safest things to try. If she's vegetarian, add veggies, easy. If she's vegan, drop the dairy, easy. If she's a carnivore, meat sauce or meatballs, easy. If she's American, you got Kraft, easy.

[Anonymous No.19997327]

>>19997283
i should have rephrased this for these delusional psudeo chads. im already fucking regularly; i just wanted to cook something.
stop desperately trying to inject your world view into every opportunity you can get, you come across as an actual schizo.

[Anonymous No.19997724]

>>19997038
Gnocchi in a pesto cream and cheese sauce, with baby spinach cooked in sauce, garnished with 2 basil leaves and a cashew, maybe throw some tofu or seitan in that ho to beef it up a bit
Boil Gnocchi
Butter and flour in pan
Make roux
Add cream
Add pesto
Stir
Add cheese
Salt pepper to taste
Is my go to meal to impress bitches, but I make it with pesto and cheese stuffed, bacon wrapped chicken breasts

[Anonymous No.19998125]

>>19997038
>> this bitch is vegetarian
Never put your dick in crazy, son. Never. You deserve better than that, and you CAN do better than that. I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.19998127]

>>19997724

[Anonymous No.19998128]

>>19997327
You fucking regularly at the price of what? Living with her? Having to cook and eat with her? Needing to talk/ listen to her and pretend to care? Lmfao. Stfu beta male.

[Anonymous No.19998129]

>>19997327
Fucking loser. Lol. Almost all men are married. What’s that mean? Lmfao. Just remember this, if girls never wall, marriage wouldn’t exist u fucking beta dork.

[Anonymous No.19998134]

>>19997327
Lmfao. I’ve actually heard quite a few of my ex friends say that while they are simping and having to 100% emotionally commit and the girl is shit testing and bitching a lot but subtle. Keep cooking with a girl though lmfao.

[Anonymous No.19998136]

>>19997327
Chads fuck her and want nothing to do with her. While we use betas like u to fulfill her needs to be simped for.

[Anonymous No.19998141]

>>19997327
iM FuKgiN rEguLarlY said the loser who needs to be an emotional tampon otherwise she won’t let him fuck. Lol.

[Anonymous No.19998147]

>>19997038
>creamy pasta, bitches love creamy pasta
add mushrooms, onion, garlic, parmesan and I dunno asparagus
also its edible enough as a vegetarian dish

[Anonymous No.19998148]

>>19998128
>>19998129
>>19998134
>>19998136
>>19998141
It appears you all fell for my ruse. I’m actually gay desu and couldn’t care less about disgusting women to begin with. Y’all just got served on a shit platter, lmao!

[Anonymous No.19998150]

>>19997038
I'm so sorry you've had the other posters that you've had here anon. Anyways, i'd do a saute'd ocean fish fillet (i feel swordfish rn but you do you), battered and fried eggplant, and some cheese and bacon stuffed mushrooms. Dessert would be cored Strawberrys stuffed with Mascarpone and a bit of caramel. GL HF, the rest of you are fired.

[Anonymous No.19998153]

ITT incels tell us the best ways to protect your virginity.

[Anonymous No.19998163]

>>19998148
Ok then. In that case, that’s based and Il cook u cock au crème bland.

[Anonymous No.19998172]

>>19998153
You act like most chicks aren’t just using sex to trade for betamale provider servitude.

[Anonymous No.19998268]

>>19998153
You come across as a very unlikeable person. Didn't read the thread, just saw some coward aimlessly whining without linking anyone's posts about someone triggering you or something and you spout your pre-programmed buzzwords like the brainwashed little puppet you are. Pathetic.